Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Federal League of the Pampas]

I see monroe doctrines are in full effect still.

"This nuclear explosion is yet another proof that Germans should have been sterilized. Maybe that crazy pal named Theodore Kaufman was right. Germany - Teutonia, whatever - must perish!"
-Adriano Aires, nationalist politician and ardent Germanophobe

[Tremulo]

Pampas Joins Anti-Moroccan Coalition! Third fleet sails towards North Africa!

"Well, I'm surprised that the Pampas would join. I don't believe that Morocco poses any direct threat to them. Nonetheless, it's good to see that they're working to maintain peace in North Africa."

-John Brown, geopolitics enthusiast on Reddit
Mood: Nuetral

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[Meretica]

"I do not see why it would make national news that the otter population is up 25%... unless you'd just slaughtered a massive portion of the population, in which case, I must know-- what do you want, a sticker?"
-Geoffrey Dean, Soon-to-be Secretary of State

[Continental Free States]

"It is my utmost opinion that even in the most emergent of situations, free expression should not be infringed upon. If the King and his statesmen lift this ban, they will have my support in that endeavor."

Harold McGuire, President of the United States

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[Helidan]

Florida becomes 2nd US State to abolish the minimum wage after New Sweden.

"That a nation can allow its constituent states to act so blatantly against the proletariat is greatly disheartening to see. I expect this of Erikania and the South, not of supposed bastions of democracy." -Edvard Jurganzuun Ardeiskandr, JPH

[Free Ravensburg]

Unrest in the Changin'an'ar Commonwealth as pro-Kuthan secessionists clash with the 3rd People's Guard Armored Division

Let them secede. Also explain Kuth

[Nacrad]

"Minimum wage is a scam and definitely should be abolished. It is a needless piece of legislation, designed to prevent workers and employers to negotiate a wage according to market demands. I hope that other states can follow Florida and New Sweden."
"Wait, apparently they call New Jersey 'New Sweden' there?"

The Hon. Audra Ng, Senator (Formosa-03 Constituency) of the Libertarian Party

AN: "Who is stupid enough to put nuclear stuff in the center of Vilnius? Must be the Soviets... back when they're occupying that place, anyways."

Chris Wong, Citizen

BN! The Saddle Archipelago is a fictional set of islands about 300 km southeast of Shanghai (held by the PRC in this universe) which is granted to the Nacrad during the British colonial days following its capture under British hands. The PRC and de jure the ROC both claim it, though the latter has voided said claim due to alliance with Nacrad. The PRC still claims it and has control over a smaller archipelago ~50 km north of the Saddle Islands.

[Caliland]

BN! The Saddle Archipelago is a fictional set of islands about 300 km southeast of Shanghai (held by the PRC in this universe) which is granted to the State of Athery during the British colonial days following its capture under British hands. The PRC and de jure the ROC both claim it, though the latter has voided said claim due to alliance with Nacrad. The PRC still claims it and has control over a smaller archipelago ~50 km north of the Saddle Islands.

"Uh, oh. That doesn't sound like it'll end well." -Nate Emerson



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[Continental Free States]

"Sugar-free candy? You might as well just call it 'chewable' then. No wonder the kids're boycotting the dumb cunt who came up with that."

Edric Willoughby, Not quite politically correct

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[Nacrad]

"That's strange. Herat and Kandahar are both held by the Taliban, and Iran supports Taliban - if not as the lesser of the 3 evils among the Socialist Republic, the Islamic Republic and the Emirate. Why would Iran bomb a tenuous ally of theirs?"

Lt. Gen. Raphael Kwong, Commander of the Nacradian Overseas Deployment to Afghanistan

BN! The Saddle Archipelago is a fictional set of islands about 300 km southeast of Shanghai (held by the PRC in this universe) which is granted to the Nacrad during the British colonial days following its capture under British hands. The PRC and de jure the ROC both claim it, though the latter has voided said claim due to alliance with Nacrad. The PRC still claims it and has control over a smaller archipelago ~50 km north of the Saddle Islands.

[Continental Free States]

/bump

[Free Ravensburg]

Hopefully this could be solved over a boxing match, or a third party.

[Wiolgopomorska]

New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space

"…Come again? Why would you found a Space Agency just to send beans to space? This news headline borders on absurd for me, and I probably would like to ask the founders why they even had that idea."

– Queen Éwelina II Grif of Wiolgopomorska

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[Allied Iran]

"Though I would completely believe Arabs would be primitive enough to believe magic exists, and stupid enough to legislate about it, I find it unlikely that they'd draft laws to protect something that goes so clearly against their dearly-held religious beliefs."

Navid Ebrahimi, Student in Tehran

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[Mylderm]

Afghan agitation at the Persian-Afghan border leads to 6 Persian, 17 Afghan soldiers dead.

"i have a feeling that this will not end well, probably just war, but then again that still bad."
-jackson hardon, ministry of defence

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[Free Ravensburg]

outrages fill nationwide as the murder of a 32 year old African American who had been identified as “Daniel Damber” has been confirmed as a murder via cctv footage, 43 year old “Dan Hartmann”, who Is a police officer, had been captured and have confess of “shooting the man 7 time”.

Ah sheiße. Here we go again

[Filipinn]

outrages fill nationwide as the murder of a 32 year old African American who had been identified as “Daniel Damber” has been confirmed as a murder via cctv footage, 43 year old “Dan Hartmann”, who Is a police officer, had been captured and have confess of “shooting the man 7 time”.

Ah sheiße. Here we go again

BTS, South Korean Terrorist Group, Found to be Cause of Explosion at Panama Canal

Well, I never expected a BBG (boy band group) in our world to be terrorists in yours.

[Holy Federation of Stars]

"While it does not specify what it means by 'civilian development', I am quite concerned at the scale of such an event. Does it mean that most large-scale civilian projects will be halted, or does it mean that every rusty bridge, pothole, and broken track will now only be fixed if it gives a strategic advantage? Regardless, those are some big changes - I can only assume that war between Filipinn and NewKazakhBy/Lochak is going to be a long and brutal one."
- Lurkmak Urs

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BN: Stories found here

[Meretica]

"I wish the Monarchists best of luck and mourn the passing of George XVI."
-King Organa

[Filipinn]

"While it does not specify what it means by 'civilian development', I am quite concerned at the scale of such an event. Does it mean that most large-scale civilian projects will be halted, or does it mean that every rusty bridge, pothole, and broken track will now only be fixed if it gives a strategic advantage? Regardless, those are some big changes - I can only assume that war between Filipinn and NewKazakhBy/Lochak is going to be a long and brutal one."
- Lurkmak Urs

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BN: Stories found here

When I put 'civilian development' on my news thingy tab, I meant all of the large-scale civ projects, such as HSR (high-speed rail) development, new nuclear powerplants, and the like. Small-scale development, such as pothole filling, will still continue provided they aren't too close to the warzone.

[Allied Iran]

"I wish the Monarchists best of luck and mourn the passing of George XVI."
-King Organa

"There is no such thing as 'non-partisan democracy'. Even in an entirely non-democratic state, factions nevertheless take shape, because that's what humans do, they group up based on interest. Of course, if the King wants to rule in absolute, he should just say so, instead of bringing up stupid arguments like 'non-partisan democracy'."

Navid Ebrahimi, Student in Tehran

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[Allied Iran]

/bump

[Nacrad]

"He might be a bandit of yours, but I don't think it's wise politically to crack down on a Centennial ceremony for him unless it's violent. You need to respect the freedom of expression!"

Chris Wong, Citizen

[Pan-Asiatic States]

Guanyu "Abra" Abramovich Jr. Secretary-General of the People's Federation of Pan-Asiatic States "Well, I suppose if there's anything we've learned with this whole JDA fiasco it's that even the smallest of statelets - like the Solomon Islands - can have bad blood between its legislators. Let's just hope both we and they can put out the fires of discontent before they spread."

[Allied Iran]

"I'm not even sure what to make an opinion about in particular, so I'll say all of it. Changing the historical name of a city after some colonial self-determinist cunt I had to search to learn Jiang Jeishi^[1] had killed back in 1941 is just tacky. And maybe more importantly, why in God's name does a socialist state -if you could call something that authoritarian socialist anyway- have industrial parks? Or foreign-owned telecommunication companies?"

Navid Ebrahimi, Student in Tehran

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¹ Chiang Kai-shek. Basically instead of jailing Ho Chi Minh a few times back when he lived in China, he had him executed because why not.