Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Redeemed Britannia]

"I haven't the slightest clue who any of these people, parties or states are, but God Above, that is one hell of a neck-to-neck race, huh? Less than one percent? Wonder if the losing party won't contest that election."

Henric Smithson, Briton

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[Tremulo]

Saint Catherine Republic calls for total mobilisation as Brazilian military presence at the border rises to 500,000 soldiers. Forum of Nations Board of Directory to hold emergency meeting regarding rising tensions in South America.

"Wow, an actual war in South America. I was under the impression that the borders were too good, maybe with the exception of the area around Paraguay. I'm interested to see how this'll pan out..."

- A Hoosier geography enthusiast

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[Neo-Western East Korea]

Partisans fleeing into the countryside? It seems the people of Tremulo are in a rather similar situation to our own, although with the political leanings of the collectivists, perhaps we’ll ship some supplies over to them.
-Pyoyter Nakiovich, Foreign Minister.


In international news, corpse of Lenin is officially found in basement of a building formerly owned by the Russian Military Vanguard near Tyumen. The building, scheduled for destruction by the local anarchic council of the area, is now the site of major debate as councils across the nation meet to debate on what to do with the corpse. The leader of the Moscow Commune, Georgy Malenkov, has asked for the body to be interred at the Volkov Cemetery with his Mother, as outlined within his will before the construction of the tomb and it’s evacuation to the Tyumen Region during the Russian Collapse.

[Redeemed Britannia]

"I'm not sure what importance the body of a long-dead Red Guard general from the old Civil War in Russia has. I'd understand it if they were Russian Engelists, but Ulyanov was the farthest thing from an anarchist, why do these Anarchists care what is to be done with his corpse? Just burn it to ashes and let none know where the ashes are interred."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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[Enzonar]

What the heck is legionowo? Is it some kind of furry legion? Was one of the men who fell into the water a fish furry or 'fishy' and the man who rescued him a 'feathery'? Anyways good development
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[Wiolgopomorska]

Proud harborer of 10000+ authoritarianism

OOC, because IC is not applicable to the NS st*ts: absolutely cursed, congratulations.

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[Enzonar]

Proud harborer of 10000+ authoritarianism

OOC, because IC is not applicable to the NS st*ts: absolutely cursed, congratulations.

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By the way, it's you, not YL, YC. You can talk in OOC.
/skipme

[Enzonar]

Proud harborer of 10000+ authoritarianism

OOC, because IC is not applicable to the NS st*ts: absolutely cursed, congratulations.

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By the way, it's you, not YL, YC. You can talk in OOC.
/skipme

[Redeemed Britannia]

"I cannot envision a world where Russia as a polity exists in any capacity and tolerates the existence of an independent Siberian state. Nor can I envision Siberia having the sort of population to be able to operate on its own, to be honest."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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[Caliland]

"European Space Agency will put a man on Mars again by 2025" ESA officials promise.

"We definitely need a space program, but no one will give us the money" -President Nate Emerson

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[Free Ravensburg]

pro-seagull group "Seagull-Human Interaction Team" protest the seagull hunt

Who the PHUNK would hunt seagulls! Sure, they eat your food, but so do toddlers when you are not looking. Do we then hunt toddlers, NO! It is ridiculus. Funk this ship, I’m out.

[American News Network]

"Another Nation having another Election. I know Very Little about Ravensburg, We don't tend to do News there, But Any politician Resigning has done some Messed up Stuff. Might make a good News Story."
-CEO of the ANN, Mr. Murray.

Do this one, not SIG!
South Carolina "Turning Blue" says Democrat Jaime Harrison, and SC is expected to Vote Democrat in the 2025 Election. This is just Another state in the South in which the Red Hold has broken, After Georgia, Virginia, and North Carolina. Many Sources Certify President Elect Arbuckle's Victory in the 2021 Election, By an Even larger Margin than Previously Expected, with about 50.8% of the Vote.

[New Transeurasia]

South Carolina "Turning Blue" says Democrat Jaime Harrison, and SC is expected to Vote Democrat in the 2025 Election. This is just Another state in the South in which the Red Hold has broken, After Georgia, Virginia, and North Carolina. Many Sources Certify President Elect Arbuckle's Victory in the 2021 Election, By an Even larger Margin than Previously Expected, with about 50.8% of the Vote.

"I'm not American, so I don't know what the Democrat Party is, but good for South Carolina." - Anton Olijnik, Kharkiv, UA

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[Nacrad]

"I'm sorry, how fast is the wind speed? 278 km/h? Isn't that stronger than Haiyan? That sort of typhoon in the Eastern Pacific of all places, is extremely unusual."

Albert Lam, President of the Nacradian Meteorological Association

[Redeemed Britannia]

"That's... odd. Manchuria faces blackouts in our world too. At least in your world it's something China did that blundered, here the Japanese occupation forces are essentially dismantling the grid and powerplants and taking them to Korea. Well, I suppose that too is something the Chinese did that blundered."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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[Redeemed Britannia]

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[Neo-Western East Korea]

“Land on Mars Again”? What’s the point in doing it again if it’s the same situation? Why not start building things if you can reach it, or plant a flag, or do something new with the red planet instead of leaving it rather barren.
-Ultravisionary Scientist, reading the daily paper


In other news, Neo-Korean military enacts new tank building Program, to upgrade slightly aged tanks within current armory. Mercenary-General Ward Monger (current overall head of the project) states that “New tanks are desperately needed to keep the vile Chinese barbarians off of our borders, and also possibly to crush protests”.

[Free Ravensburg]

Viktor Leimstag: “New tank, new tank?”

[Caliland]

"An explosion is the Panama Canal! that's horrible, my condolences, to the victim's families" -Nate Emerson

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[Free Paris]

"What on the Devil's bloody Earth even is this so-called... 'hipster'? I don't know if I should be happy or worried that these things are gone... I'm leaning more toward the former, I'll be true."
- General Edward Townleigh, Officer in the English Kingly Heere, Limbman of the Rede of Seven

[American News Network]

'Holy... Jesus christ, What the Hell?! Whores!? And Noone Cares? Your world is the most fucked up place I've ever seen..."
-Mr. Murray, ANN's CEO.

[Wiolgopomorska]

Arbuckle Signs the Queer Protection act, Federally protecting LGBT citizens from Descrimination

"We wish to publicly congratulate America on its brave advancement of the civil rights. It is unfortunate that this is not yet considered a standard in most of the world, but I am glad the world slowly moves to a better future."

– Queen Éwelina II Grif of Wiolgopomorska

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[Redeemed Britannia]

"Though I can applaud this victory for the cause of progressive development and human rights, I must still voice out my concern that only less than half the legislature doesn't agree with banning the action of literally electrocuting people in order to 'cure the gay', or that you needed a parliamentary majority to criminalise electrocuting people for the same."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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[Wiolgopomorska]

"Though I can applaud this victory for the cause of progressive development and human rights, I must still voice out my concern that only less than half the legislature doesn't agree with banning the action of literally electrocuting people in order to 'cure the gay', or that you needed a parliamentary majority to criminalise electrocuting people for the same."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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Uhh, I meant inclusion of gender transition therapy in the free medical insurance plan (the proposal from my previous news reel), not the banning of conversion therapy? I may need to clarify that point.

/skipme

[Tremulo]

Man in Leeds reported missing joins search party seeking him.

"Well, I guess we're not alone in that regard. This kind of thing happens all the time 'round here."

- A random Hoosier DNR officer

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