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[Unified Communist Councils]

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☭ Yan Sooyoung #1337
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Status: Sharing Her Thoughts

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"These headlines are most concerningly besmirched with reports of wars, revenge and cruelty. Symptoms of a world where diplomacy is of little meaning and conflict is fought over self-righteous zeal or pursuits of interest. Interest that is of little gain to the average worker but disproportionally high rewarding for the politicians, financers, military industry and the buleujua (bourgeoisie) in general whose pockets are deeply vested in these unjust wars of imperialism. With that said, the humanitarian advancements made by ordinary and caring European citizens must be recognized. Their actions are the silver lining to an otherwise bitter and grim alternate world, that amidst the darkest eclipse there is a halo of hope."

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[Tremulo]

Major Breakthrough in Room-Temperature "Cold" Nuclear Fusion After Decades of Research

"Intriguing! This could lead to much more efficient nuclear energy if done right, which could be quite the game changer..."

- A random Hoosier

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[Neo-Western East Korea]

They’re using the military to break up protests? I thought they didn’t have it in them to make the right choice, we’ll be sending over some congratulations soon.
-Foreign Minister Pyoyter


In other news, Naval Officer is shot for attempting to defect to Japan, Naval forces will “Be undergoing ideological re-aligning” in future, according to Great Leader. Within the short-term, naval commissars have been placed upon all vessels, and new ideological lessons have been made mandatory before sailors go upon a vessel.

[Caliland]

"A new roller coaster would be cool, maybe that's what we need" -Nate Emerson, President of Caliland
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"That's insane! What are they, some kind of maniacal dictatorship?" -Nate Emerson
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[Wiolgopomorska]

newspaper apologizes after accidentally printing "8 feet of popcorn" rather than 4 feet

- …My only question her is… why would the paper need to write 4 feet of popcorn in the first place? I am afraid my imagination is failing to construct such a situation.

– Queen Éwelina II Grif of Wiolgopomorska

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[Redeemed Britannia]

"I'd laugh at the idea that a 'republic', when it could be a Caliphate, the traditional Mohammedan state, would bemoan 'fellow Muslim nations’ moral stagnation'. The very fact they are a republic is immoral according to their religious creed."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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[Janpia]

"Switzerland has allowed gay marriage? Well lucky them. Here we are and that law is still stuck on the party being reviewed! Maybe its time to move."

- some gay couple.

News:
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[Sulivannia]

New yellow line category railway to be built at Chikali Mountain Range

"That seems fantastic with a six-fold decrease in travel time. In Suli, we've also just seemed to have realised that there is a way underground for our road and rail infrastructure. Suli has tall mountains so we're building them like termites dig through tunnels, and so there's a boom in construction lately."

Marc Raud (35), office worker from Brundhavn, Gronvolairen (Sulivannian Capital District)

For full headlines, 'News [Full]' is found in the uppermost box. Otherwise, the condensed headlines are found in the scrollable box of my signature.

[Nacrad]

"My condolences to those who lost their loved ones in this awful storm. We here in Nacrad have the same problem too, so we sympathise. Hopefully the time of mourning will soon pass, and in its place the time to rebuild stronger."

Gen. Osmund Lim, Adjutant-General of the Formosan National Guard

[Redeemed Britannia]

"I wouldn't trust an estimate that optimistic. The general government might fall, but Burma is messed up hell of jungles and mountains -terrible for an organised military, perfect for guerilla campaigns, and depending on how much support your little invasion has among the Burmese, this could be a protracted mess that you'll never get out of, much like this Kongsi you've been occupying for over a year now."

Brigadier General Johannes March, Commander of 31st Light Cavalry Brigade, the King's German Legion

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[Nationalist England]

Zaydi Imamate accuses Mukhtarid Empire of pressing civilians living in occupied city of Al Hudaydeh into military service, "sending them into gruesome meatgrinders". The Sublime Porte denies accusation, promises "to avenge our besmirched honour with blood".

"I’m personally more inclined to distrust the Mukhtarids than necessarily trust the Zaydis. Given their previous actions in Serbia, it seems completely in character for them. I may be biased because at least the Zaydis stayed where they belong, but honestly, I don’t care. I guess I just hope both sides lose."

David Buckingham, 23, Mechanic

[Swertania]

"Taxing the rich!? Why goddamn it! That's just another form of dictatorship! Next you'll tell me those damn British or whatever... Okay them English folk or whatever are gonna be flying the red banner. It's an outrage I tell you!"
-Simon White

In other News: Current Investigation over the North Korean missile launch has determined that several parts needed for their latest missile design were smuggled in from Swertania. The local fishing and impromptu shipping company, Gerold and Sons, delivered the parts allegedly without knowing what they were in the first place. Jerold Gerold, owner of the company, would state that "It's none of my business what I ship out. As long as I get paid".

[Odessomaldavia]

"Any Sane Human will Realize that North Korea is a Bad Country. It's Not good. Does Swertania have ANY laws, Or is it Every man for Himself and his Bank account?"
-Currently Unnamed President of Odessomaldavia

Romani Hate Growing in Odessomaldavia and Romania, EU says "Neither State can join Until this issue of Racism is Addressed." Neither State has made a Formal Response.
Corruption in the Government "The Biggest Issue Odessomaldavia is Facing", Says Freedom House, "The state has Free Elections, But no way to Defend them."

[Redeemed Britannia]

"If the Gypsies had any homeland to call their own, I'd be all for giving them it, fuck whatever the cost would be, just like we did the Jews -every man deserves a home and all that, but at the absence of that aforesaid homeland, I'm in full support of this Union's decision: discrimination against the poor bastards simply because they're not tied to any land is abominable."

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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[Laka Strolistandiler]

We will be closely watching the uncoming battle against the two armies and, although, unfortunately won’t be able to watch it personally, Will hope that the strongest and bravest warriors shall win…
-WO Rosenberg, LSMC spokesman

LSMC defends recruiting non-citizens, denies low morale rate amongst troops:

“If a person wishes to become a honorable servant of our Queensdom, to spend his life for the glory of the war, who are we to deny him such honors?”- Brig, General Von Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde-XVIII

[Histino]

"Ah, using conscripted foreigners. Something we are quite familiar with, no? I do hope they mixed in some native loyalists in there - lest they rebel. Although I do doubt their claims of morale, it is neither the time nor the place to say."
-Grand Marshal Miguel I.

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Histino at War, Following the construction of fortress along the border of "Terra do sol", a colony of the country, war has been declared against the constructor, culminating in the Siege of Forte Liberdade and the Battle of New Lisbon. With war declared, the colonial forces have received supplements from the mainland to better defend the precious colony with the king himself leaving the Capital to oversee the campaign overseas.

[Redeemed Britannia]

"Colonial campaigns are low intensity and a relatively unimportant sideshow of larger conflicts back home. I don't see why the monarch himself would -even in the olden times when the king led his army at the front and such a thing like a staff, or really units larger than regiments just didn't exist- fight in such a sideshow, even if it would boost morale greatly among the colonial rangers."

The Right honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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[Tremulo]

Perfect Week for European Progressives: Gay marriage becomes legal in Switzerland and abortion in San Marino.

"Well, it's about time! I could have sworn that Europe had went through with it, but it's good to hear they're catching up."

- A Hoosier progressive on Twitter

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[Odessomaldavia]

"Hmmm... Green Party? Interesting. I've tried to distance myself from the Environment, to Encourage Reelection, So I don't really have an Opinion, But It's good that the Army has Dispersed Rioters."
-Unnamed president that I will name before the next time I post here

Pro LGBT Riots Occur in the Odesai Judete, President Unnamed calls such Protests "Unlawful" and the Idea they propose "Directly Against Odessomaldavia and It's beliefs, Along with Simple Human Moral Judgement."

(not my actual opinion, of course)

[Redeemed Britannia]

"Run of the mill caveman behavior, if you ask me. What I find odd the most is that this president expects the European Union to accept his country without even hiding these behaviors. First that thing with the Gypsies, now this thing with the LGBTs. What's next, cooking Serbs like Hungary?"

Brigadier General Johannes March, Commander of 31st Light Cavalry Brigade, the King's German Legion

[Caliland]

"And they say we have a loose-ey goose-ey democracy, that guy was elected because he said he would send those people back to the stone age" -Nate Emerson, President

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[Laka Strolistandiler]

Are these action figures for sale? Not that I prefer to buy them second-hand due to price, just wondering… And is this car grille still working too? Our boys and girls in Axadonia sure could use it…
-SSGt Williamson, minutes away from another “big push” during the exercises

In other news, Alexandria states that democracy is possible in Laka, just that it won’t happen during her lifetime:
“Sure, Laka may go democratic… Some time… Not soon. Look, if it’s going to have a free and open elections that I personally assure you that it’s going to happen no sooner than my death- and for this you’d either have to kill me in a duel, or for my people to order me to commit honorable death… No other way, comrades.”

[Nationalist England]

"Then I pray this woman’s end come swiftly, so that the nation may finally be free of tyranny."

David Buckingham, 23, Mechanic

[Redeemed Britannia]

"Now what's the point with changing a nation's coats of arms? They're the fruit of generations upon generations of tradition and accumulated historical value, no avant-garde symbology can best that, of all things."

His Britannic Majesty Edmund VI, King of the Britons

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[Odessomaldavia]

"Now what's the point with changing a nation's coats of arms? They're the fruit of generations upon generations of tradition and accumulated historical value, no avant-garde symbology can best that, of all things."

His Britannic Majesty Edmund VI, King of the Britons

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"This world is Losing it's mind even More every day. First the Progressives in Odesai, Now Switzerland and San Marino fall to the Liberal Menace? Why is Poland being Invaded? Is this another Ploy by the West to slowly Kill off all Orthodox, Slavic Nations? I personally Won't stand for this."
~President Dimitrie Bolţun Morar