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Bakerby-on-Tyde
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Founded: Apr 06, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Bakerby-on-Tyde » Sat Oct 05, 2024 11:24 pm

NHK: We have just received information from an anonymous source, that someone in the Breaking Bad fandom was behind the death of Anna Gunn, and provided evidence. One states: "I'm going to her house tonight. I despise Skylar White and I want her dead. Go to the news next day, December 10th." In other news, another actor in the Breaking Bad cast has been reported missing; Betsy Brandt, known for her performance as Marie Schrader, as authorities say they can't find her.


'This is indeed troublesome, such murders wouldn't have happened if WE JUST RETURN TO THE OLDEN DAYS!!(HOO HA HOO HA). This person should be executed!, in a way that would make Pout-tain Jealous. He is a heathen, cut in half by two bulls, or by saw!.' -Weird gran dad in every Christmas dinner.

Always check TydeText for context, and you should react to multiple of my news, it's not obligatory, but i would appreciate it.
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Chickennaise
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Founded: Sep 24, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Chickennaise » Sun Oct 06, 2024 12:29 am

Maritime Museum to Sell Plushies and Body Pillows of Personification of Tydian Ships


It was an ordinary day in Wide Bog City when the Super Vice President heard the news.

Boss Hoss was in his hotel room, across the street from the Museum of Profanity which was set to open tomorrow; he had taken a break from memorizing the speech he was to deliver at the ceremony. Boss Moss, King-President of Chickennaise, was droning on about government business via speakerphone while Boss Hoss was idly surfing the web. He sank into the chair facing the bed; the unfortunate accent piece groaned under the strain of his eight feet and six hundred pounds of beastfolk Clydesdale muscle. He had barely settled in before leaping to his hooves, slamming the chair against the wall.

"Holy shit!" he shouted. "They got waifus!"

"Wait, what the hell?" asked Boss Moss. "Waifus? At the hotel?"

"No, it's Bakery-on-Tyde! Plushies and body pillows! Shipgirls! Real authentic culture, and officially licensed!" Boss Hoss rushed across the room to his laptop, nearly tearing the carpet with his horseshoes as he went.

"Damn it, dude, I'm trying to talk about pensions," said Boss Moss, his voice nearly drowned out by the thunderous keystrokes as his loyal Super Vice President tried to preorder everything that he could.

"God damn it, they don't ship to Chickennaise!" Boss Hoss yelled, collapsing on the desk. He groaned, cursing his luck.

"That's because you're a dirty weeb," said Boss Moss.
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Chickennaise National News: "Worst sandwich ever" actually quite good, say fast food reviewers • Cult of Stith begins erecting statues of their cartoon idol in cities across North America • Maid cafes becoming popular spot for formal business meetings • Scientists accidentally create cube that folds into itself, wonder why

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sun Oct 06, 2024 12:31 am

Two Women Seen Duelling In Tyde River

"I was going to utter something about the Footballspeel[1], but then I withcalled[2] that I know little about Football and care even less of it. How do two women duel in the Tyde? Were they on a bridge? A streamboat[3]? Walking on the water? Slapfighting while swimming?In either fall[4] it ought've been an underholdsome[5] sight for its onlookers[6], if not for the Police."
Martha Browne, Americanerine in Boston
[1] Soccer game
[2] recalled, remembered
[3] riverboat
[4] case
[5] entertaining
[6] observers

AN:
Film studio fined PP500,000 for cloning Tony Shalhoub without approval from Shalhoub's estate

"If the technology to clone man bestands[1], it should be togangbere[2] only to the regering[3]. If the geselships[4] can clone someone willy-nilly, at some point you can no longer strafe[5] them for doing so: a man's selfhood[6] and bestandlihood[7] cannot be owned by his overlivers[8] and erfers[9] and if a geselship can clone anyone, then it should not be geldstrafed[10] for cloning this, um, Shalhoub fellow."
Martha Browne, Americanerine in Boston
[1] exists
[2] accessible
[3] government
[4] companies, corporations
[5] punish

[6] identity
[7] existence
[8] survivors
[9] inheritors
[10] fined

Here's this fortnight's news. Please react to the main article or any of the five headlines. If you can't deal with the Anglish, a translation of the news in contemporary English has been provided and can be found in the spoiler at the top of the page.
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Deutschland-Britannien
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Deutschland-Britannien » Sun Oct 06, 2024 3:51 pm

"Congratulations on reaching the moon! You may be a bunch of capitalists, but at least you're democratic."
-Elodie Clarke, Current General Secretary
NEWS: The People's Union announces Intervention against the Russian National Republic. Potential De-Leninization of the Petrograd region discussed by Spartakists in the Communist Party and Libertists.

Current Ruling Party/Parties: Worker's Revolutionary Party/Arbeiterrevolutionäre Partei|Communist Party of Germany-Britain/Kommunistische Partei Deutschland-Britannien

OOC: I don't know why computers are banned, that's not supposed to be canon.

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Yosuya
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Yosuya » Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:07 am

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Terra Britania
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Postby Terra Britania » Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:30 am

AN: No news provided in post or signature.
AAN: Oneliner.
Continental Free States wrote:Here's this fortnight's news. Please react to the main article or any of the five headlines. If you can't deal with the Anglish, a translation of the news in contemporary English has been provided and can be found in the spoiler at the top of the page.

Americanish Freebooter helps lift Belairing of New Nurnberg, swears to "befree Venesilia before the year's end"
2 October 2024; Havannah, Johnsey | Written by Sebastián Juderías
Archibald Hrodlandson Garnet, wellknown freebooter, hireling, criglord, and leader of 'Crig Intercontinental GBH', swore his 42,000 soldiers to the Sake of overthrowing the Spanish dictatorship of Carracks and the withgrounding the Republic of Littlevenedy.

"Hah! Befree[1]? More like 'put under new oversight'. Well, it's all betokeningslore[2], but does this Archibald Garnet cunt soothfastly[3] orward[4] anyone to believe him? The dolts running the show at this so-called 'Republic of Littlevenedy[5]', maybe, but once the crig[6] is over—onnimming[7] that they win or at least overlive[8], anyway—they would most likely be downright penniless. Garnet, he's a freelance[9], a hired gun... he will get his geld[10] one way or another, whether Littlevenedy likes it or not. I can already see it: a hirelingstate[11] sitting on top of three hundred milliard[12] barrels of the devil's black gold. Would America want that on her doorstep? Time will tell."
- Egwine Mathilde of Lancashire, Heretogine of Lancashire

Edit: correction from "three hundred million barrels" to "three hundred milliard barrels"

[1] Liberate
[2] semantics
[3] honestly, genuinely
[4] expect
[5] translation provided by CFS: Klein-Venedig (German for "Little Venice")

[6] war
[7] assuming, supposing
[8] survive
[9] mercenary (see original meaning of freelance)
[10] money

[11] mercenary state
[12] 10⁹ (1,000,000,000), a short scale "billion"

News for BN. React to the main article or the other headlines.
And before you go "waah waah no understand funny words", please open the spoiler labelled "Wrong English version".
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Yosuya
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Yosuya » Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:58 am

TerəBəritænə‘ya wrote:AN: No news provided in post or signature.

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TerəBəritænə‘ya: News wrote:Serbia bodes crig upon Bosnia (Serbia declares war upon Bosnia)


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Freedom Freelandia
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Founded: Mar 11, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Freedom Freelandia » Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:23 am

Scientists HaveRevived The OnceExtinct-ShatteredIsle-Lupine, To-LoneWolves-United’s-Praise.

Oh wow. Cool. But one has to wonder how this impacts the modern ecosystem




Fredrick Milsixi, a wealthy Freelandian, built a private railway line for the enjoyment of himself, his family and his friends. As an act of humanity, he has agreed to purchase slaves from Freelandian labour camps to operate the railway, but will run a vigorous process to ensure those selected have a genuine interest in trains. He will also purchase other slaves to serve various stops along the way, including the bar, his luxury car collection (where he will select car enthusiast slaves), his private jet hanger (where he will select aviation enthusiest slaves) and other various stops. He'll also, obviously hire professionals to serve the highly skilled parts of his railway, cars, private jets, etc. But the unskilled labour will go to slaves
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Freedom Freelandia is the worst dystopia I can possibly imagine whilst being somewhat realistic. I would never, ever, ever treat real people like this in real life. But imaginary people are imiganary, so... This nation also intends to serve as a warning against communism AND extreme capitalism, both of which are bad. Centrism forever!

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:56 am

/bump

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Freedom Freelandia
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Founded: Mar 11, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Freedom Freelandia » Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:25 am

Continental Free States wrote:/bump

Why did you bump this instead of reacting to my post?

/stillme
Freedom Freelandia is the worst dystopia I can possibly imagine whilst being somewhat realistic. I would never, ever, ever treat real people like this in real life. But imaginary people are imiganary, so... This nation also intends to serve as a warning against communism AND extreme capitalism, both of which are bad. Centrism forever!

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Federation of Great Lake States
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Founded: Oct 03, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Federation of Great Lake States » Wed Oct 09, 2024 1:00 pm

"So, this Milsixi character actually thinks he’s doing something noble by buying slaves and giving them jobs based on their ‘interest’ in trains and cars? That’s not humanity—it’s exploitation, plain and simple, wrapped in a layer of self-righteousness. He’s running a luxury vanity project, using people like commodities to polish his cars and serve drinks at his bar stops, as if that somehow dignifies the act. And hiring professionals for the skilled work, as if these slaves are good for nothing more than polishing metal or serving his whims, just adds insult to injury. People are human beings, not objects to be shuffled around for his amusement. I fought for a nation that stands for freedom, and this kind of barbaric practice has no place in a civilized world. If anyone ever tries pulling this in the Federation, we’ll make it clear as day—this isn’t how we treat people. Not here, not anywhere."

Bn, news is linked in the sig, just tell me which article you do. No one liners please.
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Federation of Great Lake States
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IC Year: 1115 AE (After Event) Equivalent: 3120 ACE
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Federation of Great Lake States
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Federation of Great Lake States » Thu Oct 10, 2024 10:44 am

/bump
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American. Michigan Nationalist, Male, History Buff (Theodore Roosevelt should've gotten a third term, Damn you Wilson!), Paradox Games Enthusiast (Not that kind), and Sabaton fan
Federation of Great Lake States
A (Mostly) PT (WW1 Level) Federation of 8 States in the Great Lakes Region
IC Year: 1115 AE (After Event) Equivalent: 3120 ACE
NS Stats were sent to rot in White-Pines | Based on my most recent AtE Run, still waiting for it to update
Detroit Courier: Assassination Attempt on President Simmons: Would-Be Attacker Shot by President Inside Lakeshore Cathedral | Temple of Titan Ford fully restored: Influx of Industrialist Pilgrims to be expected soon | Butcher of Beaver Island caught, revealed to be beloved local priest!

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Chickennaise
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Founded: Sep 24, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Chickennaise » Fri Oct 11, 2024 1:09 am

Assassination Attempt on President Simmons: Would-Be Attacker Shot by President Inside Lakeshore Cathedral


"Gee, it's all very suspicious, isn't it? Why would this guy, with no apparent motive, just try to kill President Simmons out of the blue? A friend of mine suggested that Blackwood was just an opportunist looking for infamy, but I suspect conspiracy! Yes, the most obvious answer is that he was a sleeper agent acting on subliminal orders planted into his brain! I'm not sure about the means by which the orders were slipped into Blackwood's brain, but more research will yield the truth! No secret is so deep it can't be unearthed!

Now, who would want Simmons dead? Rival heads of state? Other parties? Spurned business interests? The mystery thickens!"

- Local freckled and bespectacled conspiracy blogger Brittany Grouser, streaming from her basement bunker and chugging an energy drink ice cream float
Boss Moss is our leader! He is the bravest! He is a friendly plant monster! He made world peace by throwing evil people in a pit!
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Terra Britania
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Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Fri Oct 11, 2024 11:03 pm

"As much as I loathe fascists and everything they stand for, I must say, putting them in a twofight[1] to the death was—while funny—rather fascistish[2] of you to do, that being dooming[3] someone to a gruesome death for his politish[4] beliefs. Now, it's one thing to kill one's foes without any moral bollocks and whatnot, I have nothing against that, but for folk seemingly seeking 'frith'[5]—to call upon a trope often seen to the dretchness[6] of many filmwatchers and bookreaders alike—you are slowly turning into the thing you hate most."
- Egwine Mathilde of Lancashire, Heretogine of Lancashire

[1] duel
[2] fascist (adjective)
[3] sentencing (law); no longer in the sense "destruction" or "downfall"
[4] political
[5] 'peace'
[6] annoyance, vexation

News for BN. React to the main article or the other headlines.
And before you go "waah waah no understand funny words", please open the spoiler labelled "Wrong English version".

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sun Oct 13, 2024 10:49 am

Greekish crossrocket strikes field outside Turkish headstead
“You do not want to play this game with us” says King George III of Greekland after a hypersonish crossrocket fired by the Greekish Loftmight hit an empty farmer’s field in the town of Čubuk outside Ancyra. This comes after Turkish artillery bombarded the uninwoned Greekish ieland of Sanct Andrew in the Propontismere last week.

"Let us misheed the brinksmanship and the chest thumping for a moment, I've taken a look at the charts[1] and there is onefoldly[2] no way for Turkland* to gainaover[3] any lost gebedes[4]. Now, had the Greeks held any land on Asia Minor—Ionia, Pontus, even Chalcedon—it would be a whole other gespeak[5], but this Greekland** made sicker[6] to keep its marks west of the Sounds of Micklegarth***, something they can eathely[7] fordeithe[8] no matter what the Turks throw at them. In other words, King George is right: the Turks do not want to play this game, there's no way they'll win."
Martha Browne, Americanerine in Boston
[1] maps
[2] simply
[3] reconquer
[4] territories
[5] conversation, debate
[6] sure, certain
[7] easily
[8] defend

* refers to the Republic of Turkey
** refers to the Kingdom of Greece
*** "Sounds of Micklegarth" are the Turkish Straits. Micklegarth itself refers to the Free City of Constantinople

Here's this fortnight's news. Please react to the main article or any of the five headlines. If you can't deal with the Anglish, a translation of the news in contemporary English has been provided and can be found in the spoiler at the top of the page.
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Arklatravar-Istertia
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Sun Oct 13, 2024 10:59 pm

Longshoremen go on strike in Dixie ports, threatening trade in much of North America if not dealt with swiftly


Well, it seems that the South is having some problems with protesters in port cities, which says here it might cause problems with trade in North America... you know, this wouldn't happen if the Americans decided to get rid of the two party system and vote for Wallace. Maybe then, will America be united again. Hopefully the Americans in November 1980 can realize that.
- Dimitri Yokahevsky, temporary substitute for news correspondent in Arklatravar-Istertia Today.

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Population: 331,844,000 (last year: 311,283,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.86T USD (last year: 11.32T USD)
USD/CLT exchange: 1 Dollar/1.168 Clotors

Some guy from Mexico who likes making Breaking Bad jokes/references. Now, say my name.

News (December 14th 1979) - Algerian troops enter the city of Castello, Spain, as Spanish forces have set up defensive positions in the city outskirts, stopping the attack. Arklatravar-Istertian troops advance further into France, having advanced another 15 kilometers with minor resistance. Trenches are seen in the German-Russian frontline in Western Silesia, as a war of attrition has just started in the area.

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Yosuya
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Founded: Jun 25, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Yosuya » Tue Oct 15, 2024 2:05 am

‘Arəkəratəravarə‘Itserəsə‘ya: CurrentEvents wrote:Dzaza‘yrə‘ya-Soldiers Enter Etsanə‘ya-City-Kætsero, As-Etsanə‘ya-Soldiers DidProcure DefendableLocations In-City-OutWardTerritory, Stopping Attack. ‘Arəkəratəravarə‘Itserəsə‘ya-Soldiers MoveForthWard ToIn-Fərranəsə, DidMove Through15-NewKiloMetres ThroughSmallOpposition. LineHoles AreSeen At-Doitsə-Rosy‘ya-ConflictLine In-WestWard-Səroutsə, AsConflict OfSlowDecline DidJustBegin In-WestWard-Səroutsə.


Interesting, LargeScale-Conflict DidOccur, And Occurs, And ThisNation Participates InThisConflict? We MayDesire Observing ThisConflict DuringPerformance, IfNotFor-Possible-TechnologyInformation, ForEntertainment For-‘Yosu‘ya!

‘Yosu‘ya-CurrentEvents:

‘Yosu‘ya HasDecided ToIndividuallyDecide The Fate OfEachItem OfAConfiscated-MajorSmugglingOperation.

The VoidBay-State-Pioneers HaveDefeated The InnerPirateSpoils-State-WorkerSoldiers InTheFirst-RaidTerritories-TankeryLeague-Championships.

‘Yosu‘ya HasIncorporated BreechRemnantPort-City OutSideOf-BreechIsle-Watch, WithHopes OfDodging Conflict With-BreechIsles-Kingdom OverIncorporation.

‘Yosu‘ya’s-SpaceProgram HasFinished Construction!
ThisMessage HasBeenSent ByThe-IncorporatedStates Of-‘Yosu‘ya! Made ByScience, ForThePeople, And AlawaysPrepared ForWhatComesNext! Reunited And Ready!
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Svenska-Britannia
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Founded: May 29, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Svenska-Britannia » Tue Oct 15, 2024 7:28 pm

"Well it is rather splendid to see that Yosuya has really invested their time and efforts into making sure that their Space Program goes rather swimmingly, i just hope to see it being used for the purposes of Common Good rather than an insidious and militaristic purpose." - Random Federation Citizen.





BREAKING NEWS – October 11, 2076

The United Federation Prepares: Massive Global Military Deployment After Unidentified Objects Detected in the Kuiper Belt




Anchorwoman Alice Harper – Global Federation News Network

Good evening, citizens of the United Federation. This is Alice Harper, reporting live for the Global Federation News Network on what is being called one of the most significant moments in modern history. In a stunning series of events unfolding over the last 24 hours, the United Federation military has entered an unprecedented state of high alert, mobilizing its defensive capabilities in response to the mysterious objects recently detected in the Kuiper Belt, far beyond Pluto’s orbit.

It all began seven days ago when a Resolution-Class, a highly classified and advanced vessel of the Federal Interstellar Navy, detected strange and unknown objects positioned just outside our solar system’s Kuiper Belt. These objects appeared star-like, but further analysis suggested they are massive, unidentified craft, possibly from an origin far beyond human understanding.

What began as speculation and concern has now escalated to one of the swiftest global military responses in Federation history. Mere hours after the official announcement by the Grand Emperor, the Federal Military initiated full-scale deployments of aerial, orbital, and ground assets. Fighter squadrons and space-based fleets have been activated across all corners of the globe, stretching from North America to the deepest reaches of Asia and the Middle East. For the first time since the Second Great War, Federation forces have assumed maximum readiness.

And there’s more: widespread reports of mysterious metallic spires have emerged. These enormous structures, which seem to have appeared overnight, have been spotted outside numerous major military installations worldwide. So far, confirmed sightings have been reported outside bases in London, Berlin, Cairo, New York, Sydney, and Cape Town, among others. These spires, standing tall and silent, are unlike any known Federation technology, raising even further questions about their purpose and origin.

Military experts have speculated that the spires may be part of an advanced defense system, possibly utilizing technologies far beyond our current understanding. There is growing concern among citizens and leaders alike that this is a prelude to something much larger—a potential first contact scenario, or even worse, a prelude to conflict.

We have received several statements from Federation leaders and military officials regarding these extraordinary developments:

Grand General Albert Windserdotte, Federal Military High-Ranking Officer: "The situation is under full control. We have taken proactive measures to ensure the safety and security of all citizens. Our military assets are prepared to face any challenge or threat, whether it be terrestrial or extraterrestrial. These craft, while intriguing, have not shown any immediate hostile behavior. We continue to study them as part of our broader response."

Prime Minister Valery Sablin: "The Federation's core principles are unity and resilience. We face this moment not with fear, but with strength. If this is an unknown force, they will see that we are prepared for all eventualities."

While there is no official word on whether the Kuiper Belt objects and the appearance of the spires are directly connected, the timing of these two events is seen as more than a coincidence by experts.

Federation citizens have responded with a mixture of curiosity, unease, and confidence. In London, Berlin, and other major cities, the sight of Federation fleets moving into formation in the skies has filled the streets with onlookers. Some express awe at the level of precision and readiness shown by the military, while others express concern about what these developments could mean for the future of the Federation.

One Londoner commented: "It feels like something out of a science fiction movie, but this is real. Seeing the military mobilize like this... it's both terrifying and reassuring at the same time."

As for the Grand Emperor, he has remained reserved in his public statements, opting for closed-door discussions with his top military and political advisors. Sources close to the Palace have hinted that Charles Von Roland has been intensely focused on preparing the Federation for whatever is to come, fully aware that the eyes of the world—and possibly the galaxy—are watching his every move.

We’ll continue to update you on this rapidly developing situation as more information becomes available. In the meantime, all citizens are encouraged to remain calm and follow the guidance of local authorities. This is a critical moment in Federation history, and we face it together, as we always have.

For Global Federation News Network, I’m Alice Harper. Stay safe, and stay vigilant.




KEY DEVELOPMENTS:

Federation military assets deployed globally; maximum readiness.
Strange metallic spires appear near military bases worldwide.
Unknown objects detected in Kuiper Belt—origin remains unclear.
Grand Emperor, military officials, and Prime Ministers remain in high-level talks.
This is a developing story. Stay tuned for further updates.




END OF TRANSMISSION
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News: Reports of Unidentified Objects detected on High-Martian Orbit by Civilian observatories, Government is Silent regarding the reports.

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Postby Arelont » Tue Oct 15, 2024 8:42 pm

"These.. communist scum.. appear to be against the Kaiser... AND AGAINST ARELONT! INFACT, I HOPE THIS MOBILIZATION OF THEIRS FAILS!!" - random arelontian citizen that in no way has been influenced by propaganda


Here is the news!
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Postby Grand Mecklenburg » Tue Oct 15, 2024 8:43 pm

News: Reports of Unidentified Objects detected on High-Martian Orbit by Civilian observatories, Government is Silent regarding the reports.


"Governments need to be more transparent than that, I would think. These guys sound like the DDR." - Hans-Otto Beck, a leading financier.

Latest News:

A new Havenite congregation has opened in yet another city near the capital. The strange American sect appears to have picked up quite the following, albeit accompanied by a mysterious infection that has...unusual symptoms. Many Mecklenburgers have embraced this sect instead of the once dominant Christian faith and the militant atheism of Marxism.
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Postby Continental Free States » Tue Oct 15, 2024 11:46 pm

A new Havenite congregation has opened in yet another city near the capital. The strange American sect appears to have picked up quite the following, albeit accompanied by a mysterious infection that has...unusual symptoms. Many Mecklenburgers have embraced this sect instead of the once dominant Christian faith and the militant atheism of Marxism.

"The Doechen[1] that I know would never forsake Christendom[2] for any religion, much less what I'm onnimming[3] to either be a cult from the Twithe[4] Great Awakening or a New Eld[5] heathenish[6] sect. Then again, the Doechen I know would never forsake Christendom for 'militant godlessness' in the first ord[7]. That said, without knowing more about Havenism and what with that 'geheme[8] infection with ungewone[9] sicktokens[10], I can't say for sicker[11] whether I think it's a good thing folk are forsaking godlessness for it."
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[2] Christianity
[3] assuming
[4] Second (2nd)
[5] New Age

[6] pagan
[7] place
[8] secret, mysterious
[9] unusual, uncommon
[10] symptom, literally "signs of sickness"
[11] sure, certain

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Postby Yosuya » Wed Oct 16, 2024 12:50 am

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Postby Greatdux » Thu Oct 17, 2024 5:23 am

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"I may only partially understand this sentence, but from what I can tell, their bureaucracy is dreadful. They should’ve burned all of them, right at the spot, like we do at the borders with drugs!"
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Postby Alanermia » Thu Oct 17, 2024 6:35 pm

Leader of Surožšārəš Prefecture found guilty of money laundering and conspiracy to secede as "Magyaria", given life sentence


"Ah yes corruption, the ideal government. Wait Donald Drumpf, sounds like someone I know" -Steve(independent journalist)
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The Landersburg Times: Tensions with Olanea rise after group of Alanermian citizens are killed near the Olanean border. Multiple sightings of anomalies reported 1000 miles away from containment zone, Master General Drelleno states that the ACF will send 2 teams to investigate, "the government better deal with those damn things, 'cause one ate my chickens last night," says John Woodcreath, a local farmer. New weapons testing has resulted in "accidental" portal technology, "this discovery will greatly advance science, warfare, and even travel," states Master General Drelleno.

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Postby Arelont » Thu Oct 17, 2024 6:46 pm

Alanermian citizens are killed near the Olanean border




Dear God.. I hope this doesn't escalate into a full blown war.. I just don't want to see anymore..
-random arelontian citizen reading the news of alanermia
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