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Arklatravar-Istertia
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Founded: Sep 06, 2022
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Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Tue May 21, 2024 9:16 pm

Mr. TM announces switch to Socialist Economy


Seriously? Socialist economy? Why would you prefer to ruin your nation by bringing such a terrible and disgusting practice like socialism to your nation?! What is the point of having a socialist economy, when all there is are shitty knockoffs of our companies or any other company around the world? I'll say this again, capitalism is the greatest economic system in the world, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a dirty libtard commie and should be erased from this planet as to not ruin the world with the red plague.
- Alexei Visalovich, news correspondent of the Arklatravar-Istertia Today

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Population: 331,785,000 (last year: 311,283,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.67T USD (last year: 11.32T USD)
USD/CLT exchange: 1 Dollar/1.171 Clotors

News (November 14th 1979) -  Operation Fall Braun: The offensive continues. German troops push the Arkaslavskian troops out of Germany and into the border with Denmark, as the Arkaslavskian troops set up defensive lines. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into Spain, as they capture more territory in dismay of the West. Russian troops capture the rest of East Prussia, as Poland enters the war, invading Silesia. Casualties since the war began on June 28th: Palestine and allies: 77,842 dead. Israel and allies: 79,488 dead.

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Manoreich
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Founded: May 21, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Manoreich » Tue May 21, 2024 9:23 pm

WAHOO! GET REKED ZIONISTS!

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Nation based in Europe after WW3 ended up like 1984 but not as bad. Hates Nazis, Zionists, Super Liberals, Canada (THEY'RE ULTRA LIBERAL!)

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Khoikhoia
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Posts: 251
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Wed May 22, 2024 12:16 am

Please put in some effort.
Israel capitulates! Israel officially surrenders to the Arab League and Arklatravar-Istertia after the capture and execution of Israeli Prime Minister Menajem Beguin in Rafah. Morrocan and Algerian forces capture Gibraltar, as they push through the Spanish lines, capturing some cities. Russian and Arklatravar-Istertian soldiers enter Tehran, as Iranian troops defend the city fiercely. Casualties since June 28th: Palestine: 57,739 dead. Israel: 58,194 dead.(October 24th 1979)

As usual, from a Khoikhois in 1979
"What am I hearing here? First of all, right, I did some research. Well, it turns out some idiot decided to put the Jewish homeland in Arabia[n1]. How could that go wrong, eh? Next, you're telling me there's a united Iran. Surely no one was dumb enough to think the Arabs could be trusted with a big nation? That's why Russia divided them after all.[n2] And, finally, in some weird place, North African armies can break Iberian ones. Please! They would be annihilated stepping foot on Spanish soil. Let me tell you, if this ever happened I'd think I was going mad."

- Estêvão Soares

Prime Minister

1 - In Khoikhoia's timeline, the Jewish homeland was created in Uganda in the early 20th century.
2 - During World War II, ultranationalist France-backed Persia was invaded by Allied Russia and split into the Russian Province of Iran, Russian-backed Persia, and neutral South Persia, remaining like this since

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Doechland
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Founded: Jun 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doechland » Wed May 22, 2024 2:31 pm

(Hey you forgot to put up your sig oof)
Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan

"I am willing to suspend my disbelief and accept that China not only has its shit together[1] but that is militarily strong enough to be able to threaten its neighbours, most of whom are at least a body of water away, from helping Turkia... and admittedly, what with where it's located, helping Turkia is a little tough. But what I cannot suspend my disbelief is that China invades Turkia and every one of their neighbours starts spouting 'we need to be careful with China' as their official rhetoric. Manchuria, Mongolia, and Indochina[2] all fall under lands China has regularly claimed to be theirs by right, and despite not having a navy, China still claims Indochinese and Philippinese territorial waters. Surely they of all people realise that if they don't fight China in Turkia, they'll have to fight China in Mukden, Ulan Bator, Saigon, and Manila?"
Alfred Schneider, news correspondent
[1] Well, one thing is that China doesn't have its shit together in this timeline: See here

[2] Vietnam, though it also holds half of Cambodia and most of Laos.
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Allgemeine Zeitung: Special Report: General European Elections! Massive victory for the Conservatives and the Right Wing, Total humiliation for the Greens! EC President Westhuizen 'probably' keeping her seat! England's PM Merryweather resigns and calls for snap elections by the end of June! — Egyptian army burns down last hospital that services Nubians in Zacharias after 'shots were fired from inside the hospital' — Carthaginian Gendarmery violently disperses Moors and Berbers protesting reduced water rations — Michel-Ange Jourdain, President of the Republic of Saint-Domingue and nine others were killed after their plane crashed somewhere near Aux Cayes

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Mr TM
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Posts: 195
Founded: Apr 26, 2024
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Mr TM » Wed May 22, 2024 3:12 pm

Windenland's libertarian PM Gertrúda Kostrová shot and heavily wounded by political agitator in Krickerhau — Berlin Policeman censured and punished for shooting Grand Theft Auto suspect without prior warning, sparking debate on police brutality

"Oh my, what violence. I send my best wishes to the Prime Minister, maybe he recover and live to see another day. I do not know why one would do such a thing, distain? Anger? Or just cruelty? Politics can quickly turn into chaos if pushed enough. Shooting someone too? This is a policeman, he should be protecting the innocent, not killing the suspected without knowing if they are guilty or not. Truly, they should focus on this, brutality cannot happen from the people who should be protecting. Has the man died? It has not said, but until he is proven guilty, this is completely unwarranted. Such a cruel place the world can be sometimes. Cooooo?.... Yes Mr. Puff Ball, enjoy the good things"
- Host of the Daily Fluff - Josh [Cameo from Mr. Puff Ball]



The Daily Fluff's Main Headlines:
The Eight Deity Announced
OM announces new deity in Pan-Generalism, the Deity of Innocence, meant to represent Mr. TM, as an ode to the suffering of the nation, as well as Mr. TM another version of the General. OM gave a statement announcing it, stating "The Deity of Innocence... is one who has suffered much.... but continues to be the best.... a man can be..... and showed be looked up to for such.... actions... te...he..". The nation as diverted some funds to help build the building, as it continues to collaborate with Mr. TM even after both nations were attacked and brutally massacred.

Mr. TM and Jack's Official Wedding - Highlights
Mr. TM and Mr. Jack had their second wedding, this one being official. The leaders of The House of Twia[1], Vin Voi, was present, as well as an ambassador of Anachrasia. A Pan-Generalist priest gave the blessing, and Mr. TM and Mr. Jack were pronounced husband and husband.

Mr. TM successfully gets 50 Radio Fuzz Balls from Glasconia
After creating a special facility in which the Radio Fuzz Balls could live out their lives without hurting anyone was established, Glasconia[1] handed over 50 of the Radio Fuzz Balls in their nation. Unfortunately, earlier that day a mother and baby Fuzz Ball were killed in Anacharsia. Due to Radio Fuzz Balls being radioactive, they can kill a full grown man in under an hour at their strongest, but Mr. TM still believes they should deserve the best life regardless.

[1] - All nations mentioned with the [1] are different users but part of the Role-Play that happened for this - Just for clarification - I do not control them nor have I created them

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Ɛ.w.3 Mr.TM Supports Gay and Trans Rights! Ɛ.w.3
Wholesome little nation that just wants you to have a good day while it barely survived four genocides and invasions. Ɛ.ㅅ.3 In memory of Mr. Fuzz the Fuzz Ball and the 350,000 killed in the great massacre
Ɛ.w.3 - Mr. TM
Ɛ=.w.=3 - Blushing Mr.TM
• Ɛ.w.3 • - Hugging Mr.TM
ZZZƐ-w-3 - Sleeping Mr. TM
Ɛ.o.3- Surprised Mr.TM
Ɛ-M-3- Grumpy Mr.TM
Ɛ^U^3 - Silly TM [Nu Elysium]
ƐUwU3 - Alternate Sleepy TM
ƐTwT3 - Sad TM [Vooperian]
Ɛ°^^°3 - Dinnerbone TM [ 0rganization]
Ɛ꩜w꩜3 - Crazy TM [ Pathonia]
Ɛo0o3 - very surprised Mr.TM[ Arzastan]
Ɛ¬ ‿‿¬ 3 - Side-eye Mr. TM[Nyoskova]

The Daily Fluff: If you are reading this, Mr. TM wishes you the bestist day ever, may your luck be great, may you find joy and may all the negative emotions be flushed away! .w.|Fuzz Ball Chorus gains millions of visitors, as the little fuzz balls coo to a song.

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Arklatravar-Istertia
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Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Wed May 22, 2024 7:03 pm

Mr. TM and Jack's Official Wedding - Highlights


What the fuck is this degenerate bullshit? Husband and husband? More like sinner and sinner! People like those two degenerates are what's ruining this god forsaken planet, and the West is doing nothing to stop them! We urgent their people to open their minds and realize that homosexuality is a sin, and that heterosexuality should be the only way to go to Heaven!
- Alexei Visalovich, news correspondent of the Arklatravar-Istertia Today

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(views in this aren't OOC views)
Population: 331,785,000 (last year: 311,283,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.67T USD (last year: 11.32T USD)
USD/CLT exchange: 1 Dollar/1.171 Clotors

News (November 14th 1979) -  Operation Fall Braun: The offensive continues. German troops push the Arkaslavskian troops out of Germany and into the border with Denmark, as the Arkaslavskian troops set up defensive lines. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into Spain, as they capture more territory in dismay of the West. Russian troops capture the rest of East Prussia, as Poland enters the war, invading Silesia. Casualties since the war began on June 28th: Palestine and allies: 77,842 dead. Israel and allies: 79,488 dead.

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Brusselsproutes
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Posts: 33
Founded: May 19, 2024
Father Knows Best State

Postby Brusselsproutes » Wed May 22, 2024 8:06 pm

Angarian forces encircle Ankara, as Russian soldiers keep marching in Turkey. Tehran is going to fall in the next few days, despite fierce resistance. Jews in now Arab-occupied Israel are deported of their lands and sent to Europe, mostly Germany. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into the Iberian Peninsula, as 45K French soldiers arrive in the frontlines, stabilizing them. Casualties since June 28th: Palestine and allies: 60,783 dead. Israel and allies: 61,027 dead.(October 27th 1979)


"Jews in now Arab-occupied Israel are deported of their lands and sent to Europe, mostly Germany." ummmmmm, I hope you know what germany doesn't exist in 1979 in this timeline!

These are the neews we have:

BEWARE THE EVIL WUNKUS:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2511387

GLOOBER MORMONSTEIN TO ANNOUNCE HIS CANDIDACY FOR CONDUCTOR OF AFFAIRS FOR THE GALACTIC ASSEMBLY AT CAMPAIGN RALLY:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2511438
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Allied Iran
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Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Wed May 22, 2024 11:57 pm

GLOOBER MORMONSTEIN TO ANNOUNCE HIS CANDIDACY FOR CONDUCTOR OF AFFAIRS OF THE GALACTIC ASSEMBLY AT CAMPAIGN RALLY

"Is Mr. Mormonstein not mentally fit for this position? Going by his speech... yeah, probably. Should he run for office anyway because it would be absolutely hilarious if he won? Yeah, definitely."
Navid Parsania, student in Teheran
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīg-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: PM Dadgostar confirms Persia has given sanctuary to Geev Nikbaxsh, leader of Free Sogdiana Party and Sogdian opposition leader. "Nikbaxsh is wanted for sedition and treason, Teheran is treaty-bound to extradite him" – Sogdian President Sassanijpour — Emperor Cyrus V and Arabia's King Abdelaziz 'meet as brothers once more' in summit held to normalise diplomatic relations with Arabia after last year's unpleasantnesses — Imperial Army breaks through rebel defensive positions in Taryana, marking major victory in the Susiana Counteroffensive against the Ba'ath

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Khoikhoia
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Posts: 251
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Thu May 23, 2024 12:05 am

UN General Assembly passes Resolution to eradicate the mosquito by replacing them with sterilised breeds; "all 3,600 species of them?" ask the experts

"I like this. Mosquitoes, they're annoying, I get bitten all the time, I can see that. Getting rid of the useless ones is good actually, I would say. However, unfortunately, we have to keep some of them, right? "Ecosystems" or something like that. And, as experts have pointed out, it would be very difficult and impractical to get rid of them. Still, if they placed a decent-headed scientist in charge of this, it could actually do a lot of good."
- Yousaf Reed

Emergency Minister of Infrastructure, potential future vice-president, secret etatsetnations.com player


Do one of the stories in my sig. As always, please don't one-line. Cheers!
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☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Eurocup: Bitter 1-1 draw for Anglia against Denmark despite Danson early goal || Feature: European Elections: A Deep Dive || Also in the news: Persia accuses Marawal of trying to kill Chancellor after they take in "helicopter in the clouds" royal guard: "Balderdash!" respond Iran and Khurasan | Mexican activists extend "Peace in Yucatán" project, opposed to anti-cartel action, to Khoikhoia during country's civil war as both nations get ready for offensives
Ongoing civil war: Factions - Current Outlook
Flag: Free State of Khoikhoia

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Independent Republic of Boldonia
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Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Thu May 23, 2024 10:03 am

Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan

"I get he means well and all, but this is China we're dealing with. What the hell is the Philippines going to do against China, they can barely keep their own military afloat even with all the guns and ammunition we're selling them. Even the Americans know not to mess with the Chinese, mostly because that'd lead to World War III but that's kind of the point I'm getting. You can only put so much support against China until they become suspicious of who's paying for all it. Look, I'm not saying that I don't care about the plight of the Uygurs, but would I be willing to start World War III over it? Probably not, there are other problems that can be solved that won't end in the destruction of the world."
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Greater Kastovia
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Posts: 127
Founded: May 09, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Kastovia » Thu May 23, 2024 2:42 pm

Parmilo Metro Line 1 Dug Out, SouthBolRail to Begin Fitting Tunnels

“I have been working with our coalition partners, the KLDP (Kastovian Liberal Democratic Party) to try and secure funding to build much needed metro rail infrastructure in Verdansk, but the government keeps denying us because it’s a “Waste of taxpayers resources”. For a city this massive, you’d think we already have a metro system, but we don’t; instead our citizens are having to rely on unreliable and inconsistent bus services to get to work, or even worse, driving through the centre of Verdansk in the middle of rush hour! Surely this should give the government a kick up the backside to provide us with that blasted funding” - Nikolai Petrovski, leader of the Liberal Conservative Alliance and deputy leader of the National Assembly Coalition
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Arklatravar-Istertia
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Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Thu May 23, 2024 4:13 pm

Death Penalty referendum fails by narrow margin, Amnesty International hails results as “A clear sign that public opinion is shifting away from capital punishment” and expresses hope that the referendum passes when it is held again in a year’s time


Seriously? People want to ban the death penalty? If that's the case, maybe they should let criminals roam the country and killing innocent people whole they're at it! Banning the death penalty is the worst decision any country could do, just because "oh no, killing people is bad, and we shouldn't do that, we should rehabilitate them instead!", but no! Rehabilitation does not work, because criminals will always be criminals! What we need is deterrence, so that people won't become criminals in the future!
- Alexei Visalovich, news correspondent of the Arklatravar-Istertia Today

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Population: 331,785,000 (last year: 311,283,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.67T USD (last year: 11.32T USD)
USD/CLT exchange: 1 Dollar/1.171 Clotors

News (November 14th 1979) -  Operation Fall Braun: The offensive continues. German troops push the Arkaslavskian troops out of Germany and into the border with Denmark, as the Arkaslavskian troops set up defensive lines. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into Spain, as they capture more territory in dismay of the West. Russian troops capture the rest of East Prussia, as Poland enters the war, invading Silesia. Casualties since the war began on June 28th: Palestine and allies: 77,842 dead. Israel and allies: 79,488 dead.

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Mr MT
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 22, 2024
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Mr MT » Thu May 23, 2024 4:39 pm

Angarian forces encircle Ankara, as Russian soldiers keep marching in Turkey. Tehran is going to fall in the next few days, despite fierce resistance. Jews in now Arab-occupied Israel are deported of their lands and sent to Europe, mostly Germany. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into the Iberian Peninsula, as 45K French soldiers arrive in the frontlines, stabilizing them. Casualties since June 28th: Palestine and allies: 60,783 dead. Israel and allies: 61,027 dead.(October 27th 1979)

"My My, so much violence. Deportation? This is terrible! Just because their religion is different does not mean you should target them. How many people have died, suffered, and healed with trauma? I send my prayers to all effected, there must be so many suffering, so much violence and cruelty. I do hope this calms down, one by one, people choose peace over violence. I would love to help if I could, anything to send this suffering."
- Daily Fluff Host Josh

The Daily Fluff's Main Headlines:
MT, Brother of Mr. TM, attempts to create new nation
Mr. MT, the brother of Mr. TM, has recently started to push against his brother in an attempt to get his husband, Jack. Mr. MT created a new "People's Community of Mr. MT and Jack", and hosted a "Peoples Revolutionary" meeting, which, ended in disaster as no one came. Mr. MT continues to try and push against Mr. TM, but no one seems to care for the brother.

Mr. TM successfully gets 50 Radio Fuzz Balls from Glasconia
After creating a special facility in which the Radio Fuzz Balls could live out their lives without hurting anyone was established, Glasconia[1] handed over 50 of the Radio Fuzz Balls in their nation. Unfortunately, earlier that day a mother and baby Fuzz Ball were killed in Anacharsia. Due to Radio Fuzz Balls being radioactive, they can kill a full grown man in under an hour at their strongest, but Mr. TM still believes they should deserve the best life regardless.

[1] - All nations mentioned with the [1] are different users but part of the Role-Play that happened for this - Just for clarification - I do not control them nor have I created them

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Ɛ.ᗜ.3Mr. MT - Brother of Mr. TM
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The Daily Grin: MT claims to be Jack's actually husband, despite neither Jack nor Mr. TM saying this is true  | MT rated worst looking TM of the year 

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Doechland
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Founded: Jun 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doechland » Fri May 24, 2024 12:41 am

MT, Brother of Mr. TM, attempts to create new nation
Mr. MT, the brother of Mr. TM, has recently started to push against his brother in an attempt to get his husband, Jack. Mr. MT created a new "People's Community of Mr. MT and Jack", and hosted a "Peoples Revolutionary" meeting, which, ended in disaster as no one came. Mr. MT continues to try and push against Mr. TM, but no one seems to care for the brother.


"This seems like a satirical about Rural America... or well, Rural Brandenburg. Community of three splits up because one of them breaks away and tries, though fails, to convince one of the other two to leave with him. The best of luck to this. uh. Mr. MT. I'm still not sure where all these people come from."
Alfred Schneider, news correspondent
Empire of Germany ——————— Kaiserreich Deutschland
Completely unrelated: I really like Wildemount's vibes™ more than Tal'dorei's
Allgemeine Zeitung: Special Report: General European Elections! Massive victory for the Conservatives and the Right Wing, Total humiliation for the Greens! EC President Westhuizen 'probably' keeping her seat! England's PM Merryweather resigns and calls for snap elections by the end of June! — Egyptian army burns down last hospital that services Nubians in Zacharias after 'shots were fired from inside the hospital' — Carthaginian Gendarmery violently disperses Moors and Berbers protesting reduced water rations — Michel-Ange Jourdain, President of the Republic of Saint-Domingue and nine others were killed after their plane crashed somewhere near Aux Cayes

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 251
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Sat May 25, 2024 2:38 am

Windenland's libertarian PM Gertrúda Kostrová shot and heavily wounded by political agitator in Krickerhau

"My sincere best wishes to the Prime Minister, I hope she gets better soon. It seems she has done a lot of good in her term so far, and no good man or woman deserves to die prematurely. In fact, we could have had something similar here with Czechoslovakia's Prime Minister. But their intelligence agencies did what they needed to do and figured out the agitator. At a time when neosyndicalism and neoultranationalism threaten the world, these agencies need to be alert - if that involves surveillance, so be it. But another problem, at least the way I see it, is that I don't think "Windenland" is strong enough to be its own country."
- Yousaf Reed

Emergency Minister of Infrastructure, potential future vice-president, secret etatsetnations.com player

I beg you, libertarians and Slovak nationalists, please do not come after me, these positions do not reflect my own

Do one of the stories in my sig. As always, please don't one-line. Cheers!
Man, do I love Balkanising the Middle East!
Orgulhoso Tricolor - Overview - Portal to the KhoiVerse (Globus) - Stats not canon
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Eurocup: Bitter 1-1 draw for Anglia against Denmark despite Danson early goal || Feature: European Elections: A Deep Dive || Also in the news: Persia accuses Marawal of trying to kill Chancellor after they take in "helicopter in the clouds" royal guard: "Balderdash!" respond Iran and Khurasan | Mexican activists extend "Peace in Yucatán" project, opposed to anti-cartel action, to Khoikhoia during country's civil war as both nations get ready for offensives
Ongoing civil war: Factions - Current Outlook
Flag: Free State of Khoikhoia

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Mr TM
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Posts: 195
Founded: Apr 26, 2024
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Mr TM » Sat May 25, 2024 10:34 am

Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan

... I hope his urge works!.... we must always help those in need... especially in their darkest times.... I would send aid.... had we not been suffering... these poor people... I send my wishes.... hopefully the International world.... listens..... there is always... far too much violence... someone always has to suffer... I do wish peace to come to your word one day....
- Mr. TM, leader of the nation


The CFBA and the near end of Mr. TM's nation
Recently, after riots in CM and OM that resulted in CM's death, the CFBA, or Capitalist Freedom and Business Association, a party banned from neighboring nation Anacharsia, started its assault on Mr. TM, thanks to gaining weaponry from other nations and through traitors in the Anacharsian government. They targeted Mr. TM due to it being socialist and weak. They burned schools down, killing and enslaving any citizens they found. They also killed Fuzz Balls to sell their Fuzz to the black market and the attacks were only stopped once enough international intervention happened. However, the damage was done. The once 9.5 million people was now only 400,000 or so, and the once 11,049 Native Fuzz Balls were now only 4,024. However, this suffering was not over. The CFBA attacked again, along with some escaped Fascist Pan Generalists and extremist members of the BAS who fled The Kharkivan Cossacks after their leader was killed and they were hunted down for being fascist. Together, more death was brought to the nation, and the population was down to 367,029 and 3,892 Fuzz Balls. Finally, the CFBA were killed entirely, and The Kharkivan Cossacks finished off the rogue former BAS members. The last moments of the previous reporter who was killed with his popular Fuzz Ball "Mr. Puff Ball" who had been loved for appearing randomly during live broadcasting:
The CBFA have destroyed our home, burned it to the ground, everyone is dead or dying, they're enslaving them. The Fuzz Balls are being slaughter for no reason, as greed and evil takes over. This might be my last report, they are surrounding us! Coooo.... *Mr. Puff Ball coos sadly, hugging the reporters hand* I'm sorry Mr. Puff Ball, I just wanted to help the nation and you. cooo..... *Mr. Puff Ball nestles into the reporters arms*.... coooo? *The reporter cries softly as the building shakes* I'm sorry, oh this is terrifying. *Suddenly the building shakes more, and men enter the room, shooting the reporter as he hugs Mr. Puff Ball, and they grab the whimpering Fuzz Ball, and start skinning it alive as it wails, before collapsing, dead*
One more attack, and it is believed the nation, both its people and the wild Native Fuzz Balls will be complexity annihilated.

[BN, news above, no one-liners]
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Postby Arechias » Sat May 25, 2024 9:41 pm

Mr TM wrote:The CFBA and the near end of Mr. TM's nation
Recently, after riots in CM and OM that resulted in CM's death, the CFBA, or Capitalist Freedom and Business Association, a party banned from neighboring nation Anacharsia, started its assault on Mr. TM, thanks to gaining weaponry from other nations and through traitors in the Anacharsian government. They targeted Mr. TM due to it being socialist and weak. They burned schools down, killing and enslaving any citizens they found. They also killed Fuzz Balls to sell their Fuzz to the black market and the attacks were only stopped once enough international intervention happened. However, the damage was done. The once 9.5 million people was now only 400,000 or so, and the once 11,049 Native Fuzz Balls were now only 4,024. However, this suffering was not over. The CFBA attacked again, along with some escaped Fascist Pan Generalists and extremist members of the BAS who fled The Kharkivan Cossacks after their leader was killed and they were hunted down for being fascist. Together, more death was brought to the nation, and the population was down to 367,029 and 3,892 Fuzz Balls. Finally, the CFBA were killed entirely, and The Kharkivan Cossacks finished off the rogue former BAS members. The last moments of the previous reporter who was killed with his popular Fuzz Ball "Mr. Puff Ball" who had been loved for appearing randomly during live broadcasting:
The CBFA have destroyed our home, burned it to the ground, everyone is dead or dying, they're enslaving them. The Fuzz Balls are being slaughter for no reason, as greed and evil takes over. This might be my last report, they are surrounding us! Coooo.... *Mr. Puff Ball coos sadly, hugging the reporters hand* I'm sorry Mr. Puff Ball, I just wanted to help the nation and you. cooo..... *Mr. Puff Ball nestles into the reporters arms*.... coooo? *The reporter cries softly as the building shakes* I'm sorry, oh this is terrifying. *Suddenly the building shakes more, and men enter the room, shooting the reporter as he hugs Mr. Puff Ball, and they grab the whimpering Fuzz Ball, and start skinning it alive as it wails, before collapsing, dead*
One more attack, and it is believed the nation, both its people and the wild Native Fuzz Balls will be complexity annihilated.

[BN, news above, no one-liners]


Statement Regarding the CBFA Attacks on Mr. TM
Arechian Foreign Minister Abby Smith

I am deeply saddened and outraged by the horrific events that have unfolded in Mr. TM, a nation that has suffered immeasurably at the hands of the Capitalist Freedom and Business Association (CFBA) and other extremist factions. The brutal and inhumane attacks on Mr. TM's citizens and the native Fuzz Balls are not just a tragedy for the people and wildlife of Mr. TM but for the international community as a whole.

The initial riots in CM and OM, which tragically resulted in the death of CM, set the stage for this brutal onslaught. The CFBA, utilizing weaponry obtained from other nations and through treachery within the Anacharsian government, unleashed a wave of terror aimed at destabilizing and destroying the socialist fabric of Mr. TM. The deliberate burning of schools, the heinous acts of enslavement and murder of civilians, and the systematic slaughter of Fuzz Balls for black market profits are atrocities that cannot and will not be tolerated.

Despite international intervention that temporarily halted the CFBA's barbaric campaign, the devastation was already profound. The population of Mr. TM, which once stood at 9.5 million, has been reduced to a mere 367,029. The native Fuzz Ball population, a unique and treasured species, has dwindled from 11,049 to just 3,892. These figures are a stark testament to the scale of the violence and destruction inflicted upon this nation.

The renewed assaults by the CFBA, alongside escaped Fascist Pan Generalists and extremist members of the BAS, have further compounded the suffering. The near annihilation of Mr. TM’s population and the native Fuzz Balls is a grim reminder of the consequences of unchecked aggression and extremist ideology. These events are particularly heartbreaking as they were, in many ways, preventable.

This is not the first time the people of Mr. TM have faced genocide. The repeated inability to defend against such atrocities underscores the urgent need for Mr. TM to build a robust military. Strengthening their defence capabilities is essential to safeguarding their citizens and preventing future acts of violence and genocide.

In light of these events, the Arechian government calls for immediate and comprehensive action from the international community. We urge all nations to condemn these atrocities unequivocally and to take concrete steps to prevent further violence. Humanitarian aid must be mobilized swiftly to provide relief to the surviving citizens and to support efforts in rebuilding Mr. TM. Additionally, there must be stringent measures to ensure the protection and conservation of the remaining Fuzz Balls, whose survival is now critically endangered.

IMPORTANT FOR ALL CITIZENS OF MR. TM: Along with this the Arechian government is working with the South American Arechian Colonies to open their borders for any and all Refugees of Mr. TM. We will be providing shelter and aid for anyone in need and the Arechian National Gaurd is ready if needed to be deployed to protect the critically endangered native Fuzz Ball population of the region and defend citizens of the region..

While not always politically aligned, The Arechian government stands in solidarity with the people of Mr. TM. We will continue to work with international partners to bring those responsible for these crimes to justice and to restore peace and stability to the region. Let us honour the memory of those who have perished by committing ourselves to the pursuit of justice, compassion, and the unwavering protection of human rights.

Abby Smith
Foreign Minister of Arechias

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Khoikhoia
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Mon May 27, 2024 1:13 pm

Absolutely impressive stuff you're doing, hope I reacted to the right thing and you don't find it too short, this (though it doesn't compare to you) will be a long one for me
The Arechian 2024 Emergency Election

"Ah, so you're having elections as well? Nice! While we aren't quite a strongman on the world stage, we'd leave with our tails tucked in if we tried bombing any country (mainly because we have no proper working planes), I wish Arechias the best in pursuing whatever they are. I'm not really sure if it's right or wrong, but you've got to stand up for moral values worldwide. I mean, I hope that's what they're doing. Also, my condolences on the death of your President, I must have missed that. I hope everything goes well, having a president in itself is a useful and effective system of government, as we have come to find. I hope whoever gets elected has a successful term. The policies affecting you seem pretty standard for a European country, hopefully, one day we'll be there. Again, the best of luck in resolving your issues. I will ignore immigration however, I don't see how Europeans reject meritocratic hard workers into their own borders. Anyway, personally I would vote for Bauer, she seems like a trustworthy woman who could lead a country well."
- Yousaf Reed

Emergency Minister of Infrastructure, potential future vice-president, secret etatsetnations.com player


Just to say, this doesn't reflect my political views, especially on immigration. I personally prefer the reformist guy as a candidate, and I'm not too sure about the war. But Reed is just conservative in that way.

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Man, do I love Balkanising the Middle East!
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☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Eurocup: Bitter 1-1 draw for Anglia against Denmark despite Danson early goal || Feature: European Elections: A Deep Dive || Also in the news: Persia accuses Marawal of trying to kill Chancellor after they take in "helicopter in the clouds" royal guard: "Balderdash!" respond Iran and Khurasan | Mexican activists extend "Peace in Yucatán" project, opposed to anti-cartel action, to Khoikhoia during country's civil war as both nations get ready for offensives
Ongoing civil war: Factions - Current Outlook
Flag: Free State of Khoikhoia

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Allied Iran
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Postby Allied Iran » Mon May 27, 2024 10:34 pm

(Man it's been like 2 days oof)
Florida-Cuba's sugar industry booms after the collapse of Nicaragua

"And there you have it. Of course a coalition of American states wouldn't intervene in a small Central American country just to overthrow or at least stop the Cartels. There had to have been banana republic shenanigans involved. That said... I'm just Nicaraguans don't mind not living under Cartel rule or the threat of Cartel violence even if Florida-Johnsey made some quick bucks out of it."
Navid Parsania, student in Teheran
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīg-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: PM Dadgostar confirms Persia has given sanctuary to Geev Nikbaxsh, leader of Free Sogdiana Party and Sogdian opposition leader. "Nikbaxsh is wanted for sedition and treason, Teheran is treaty-bound to extradite him" – Sogdian President Sassanijpour — Emperor Cyrus V and Arabia's King Abdelaziz 'meet as brothers once more' in summit held to normalise diplomatic relations with Arabia after last year's unpleasantnesses — Imperial Army breaks through rebel defensive positions in Taryana, marking major victory in the Susiana Counteroffensive against the Ba'ath

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Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Mon May 27, 2024 11:08 pm

Kurosh Nikxah, Rogue "Crypto-Mohammedan" cleric exiled to France, dies at 69 years of age in Nice; "nothing of value was lost" High Priest Behshid Mehrzad



My condolences to that man. The fact that he was exiled for probably no reasons by the Iranian government is just horrible, and his family should get the compensation they deserve because the government exiled a man to the shithole that is France.
- Alexei Visalovich, news correspondent of the Arklatravar-Istertia Today

news in sig (context: Angaria is a strong ally of Arklatravar-Istertia ever since Arklatravar-Istertian independence, and the Imperial Russian State is basically like 'what if the Russian Empire came back?' type of country, where after the 1951 January Revolution, Stalin was overthrown and executed in Leningrad, when the Russian Monarchist Party took over the nation.)
Population: 331,785,000 (last year: 311,283,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.67T USD (last year: 11.32T USD)
USD/CLT exchange: 1 Dollar/1.171 Clotors

News (November 14th 1979) -  Operation Fall Braun: The offensive continues. German troops push the Arkaslavskian troops out of Germany and into the border with Denmark, as the Arkaslavskian troops set up defensive lines. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into Spain, as they capture more territory in dismay of the West. Russian troops capture the rest of East Prussia, as Poland enters the war, invading Silesia. Casualties since the war began on June 28th: Palestine and allies: 77,842 dead. Israel and allies: 79,488 dead.

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Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Tue May 28, 2024 10:35 pm

/bump /stillme

(like usual, news in sig)
Population: 331,785,000 (last year: 311,283,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.67T USD (last year: 11.32T USD)
USD/CLT exchange: 1 Dollar/1.171 Clotors

News (November 14th 1979) -  Operation Fall Braun: The offensive continues. German troops push the Arkaslavskian troops out of Germany and into the border with Denmark, as the Arkaslavskian troops set up defensive lines. Algerian and Moroccan troops continue pushing into Spain, as they capture more territory in dismay of the West. Russian troops capture the rest of East Prussia, as Poland enters the war, invading Silesia. Casualties since the war began on June 28th: Palestine and allies: 77,842 dead. Israel and allies: 79,488 dead.

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Kanzlia
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Postby Kanzlia » Wed May 29, 2024 1:00 am

"Another day, another headline of a shitstorm. 120 thousand killed now."
- Myron Stokes, Embassy Second-Secretary.

" Cor. The bloody Angarians and Russians are redrawing Turkey again! This time without us! I hope the Turkish citizens are spared from the fighting but with that many already killed I highly doubt it - at the very least spare the foreign nationals. Oh and of course dont they dare send refugees this way.. [unintelligible] .. "
- John Bristol, British Envoy to Kanzlia.

"...Theyre also sending.. the Jews. Back here in Europe, John."

"Are you joking? Thats bloody preposterous!"

"I dont think this is a joke John.. oh and get this, the French sent 45000 troops to Spain."

"45000 won't be enough to hold the Algerian long. They need to divert their entire air force to the area to actualy hold them I'd say. The Morroccan breed that many children in a minute... Spain's a lost cause mate."

"Bad day to be a Frenchmen eh?"

"Has it ever been a good day if you were one Ron?"

On October 28th 1979, this audio excerpt was acquired from the British Embassy in Kanzlia between the hours 1451 to 1500.
REFORMED STATE OF KANZLIA
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The Holy Dragon Imperium
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Wed May 29, 2024 3:52 am

Szbedansk Daily: A historic fish and chips shop in Western Szbedansk had been vandalised by thugs. Szbedansk police blamed the CIA for this horrendous act of terrorism.


Call us crazy but we think that intelligence agencies have better things to do with their money than to just vandalize a chip shop. Isn't it more likely that some edgy teenagers got bored and decided to do it? Sounds like the police are just lazy and trying to pass the blame onto the first thing they can think of that isn't their problem.

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Shocking news has just arrived from the Imperial planet of Yau. As it turns out one of their mountain ranges is in fact not a mountain range but the spine of a partially exposed skeleton. The Red Mountain Institute has made the claim that the colossal creature is extra dimensional in origin. Why did the creature come here? Are in danger of more appearing? Will this make Yau a tourist hotspot? More at 11.
Just your friendly space social theocracy of kobolds worshiping giant space dragons.

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Allied Iran
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Postby Allied Iran » Wed May 29, 2024 5:36 am

"There's something to be said about the sheer existential horror that one must feel after learning that there was probably some native in the World of Yau long ago who said that mountain range nearby is really the corpse of an ancient giant—it's statistically impossible for this not to have happened unless Yau never had any natives—and that this native was absolutely and completely right. If a piece of bone is thousands of meters tall, I shudder at what the beast would have looked like if it was standing... oh, it was extradimensional you say?"
Navid Parsania, student in Teheran
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīg-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: PM Dadgostar confirms Persia has given sanctuary to Geev Nikbaxsh, leader of Free Sogdiana Party and Sogdian opposition leader. "Nikbaxsh is wanted for sedition and treason, Teheran is treaty-bound to extradite him" – Sogdian President Sassanijpour — Emperor Cyrus V and Arabia's King Abdelaziz 'meet as brothers once more' in summit held to normalise diplomatic relations with Arabia after last year's unpleasantnesses — Imperial Army breaks through rebel defensive positions in Taryana, marking major victory in the Susiana Counteroffensive against the Ba'ath

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wacka The Mavarrappi » Wed May 29, 2024 5:43 am

UN General Assembly passes Resolution to eradicate the mosquito by replacing them with sterilised breeds; "all 3,600 species of them?" ask the experts

"We commend the United Nations General Assembly for trying to propose a solution to the mosquito issue, however I believe sterilizing these breeds does not fully fix the problem that the world encounters with Mosquitoes, there must be an utter mass slaughter campaign launched against these pests to never again live in this world, You still have the problem of them flying around and giving poor people in non-western countries of the world malaria, We need action in the present now, not actions that take effect in the future"
-Mavarappian Official

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Breaking News! The Catholic Liberation Party bombs a street in Manor killing 55 civilians, authorities are on their way to arrest the members. The Soviet Union signs an economic pact with Wacka the Mavarrappi giving them 50 million Mavarrappi Rubles in exchange for their beer. Activists in Plenfield demand the right to purchase private farmland.

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