Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

by **Totalitarian Missouri** » Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:47 pm

"Imagine that, the Germans are Drunk." -Empress Alison Young

"... In other News, New Policies have been enacted affecting the Civilian Populace From the Office of the Empress herself. Work Scheduled have been increased from 8 to 18 Hours, Every Building must display a portrait of the Empress in their common area, and Sedatives are being introduced into the Civilian water Supply. Stay tuned for the nightly Executions at 5 PM tonight..." -MONews

by **Holy Federation of Stars** » Sun Sep 19, 2021 4:46 pm

"Jesus Christ. Someone has a self-esteem issue. What's the matter? Daddy issues? At least you had one. Oh, and putting sedatives in the water while increasing work hours? Are you trying to create an inefficient regime? I guess Americans really are dumb if they call you a scary tyrant."
- Lurkmak Urs

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by **Mennish Riche** » Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:36 pm

"A twelve year long Gang War? That's an awfully long period of time to be embroiled in a shadow conflict, especially for criminal organisations. I was under the impression that fundamentally, gang wars were bad for business, even business as shady as gangs'. Still though, this is good, I'm sure the citizenry are taking a breath in relief that at least the gangs themselves stopped if the government couldn't make the."

Jacob Hieronymus Kettler, Xenologist

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by **Enzonar** » Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:37 pm

Oh boy! A space station to invade!
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by **Bewaffnete Krafte** » Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:14 pm

"You are selling Black Hole Rays? What?! What is happening in your world?!"
-President Gottfried Schaffer

by **Redeemed Britannia** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:21 am

"Frankly I'm not sure what to think about a German purchase of Pomerelia. On one hand, Pomerelia does not belong to Poland and cities like Danzig and Stolp have always been German, on the other hand... why would Poland sell it? Isn't Pomerelia their own way of accessing the open sea?"

The Right Honourable Hereward Sachsen, 1st Earl of Cherbourg, Former Prime Minister of Britannia

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by **Tremulo** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:19 am

Battle of Bromberg ends in Anglo-German victory, Polish 3rd Army flees westward towards Thorn. King's German Legion besieges Ostrow Mazowiecka in the East.

"Well, the war seems to be going quite well! Once their forces get to Warsaw, Britain and Germany will have easy pickings."

- A Hoosier war enthusiast

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by **Wiolgopomorska** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:50 am

Progressive Party environmental protest ends in failure

“An environmental protest failing is always a defeat for humanity. Let’s hope people listen the next time.”

– Queen Éwelina II Grif of Wiolgopomorska.

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by **Mennish Riche** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:53 am

"The Rosë Party has my full support for this. Transition surgeries and therapies are at least as necessary and therefore a component of state-paid health coverage as, well, viagra."

Jacob Hieronymus Kettler, Xenologist

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by **Totalitarian Missouri** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:56 am

Leader of the Rosë Party proposes including transition therapy in the free healthcare insurance plan

Truely a thought of Decadence. Our fair Citizenry never has such worries. They are too hard working to have time for such tomfoolery. - Alison Young

"Alison young reached her 500th Confirmed Public Execution last night when as always, she took the arduous task of beheading a foreign diplomat herself." -MONews

by **Mennish Riche** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:57 am

Totalitarian Missouri wrote:
Leader of the Rosë Party proposes including transition therapy in the free healthcare insurance plan

Truely a thought of Decadence. Our fair Citizenry never has such worries. They are too hard working to have time for such tomfoolery. - Alison Young

"Alison young reached her 500th Confirmed Public Execution last night when as always, she took the arduous task of beheading a foreign diplomat herself." -MONews

Ninja'd, please edit

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by **Mennish Riche** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:56 am

/bump

by **South Perosia** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:04 am

Well its good to see your pandemic finally ceased and the Benefactors reaching such an age is truly astonishing!

South Perosian MotoGP rider, Santiago Pero, built up enough national interest in getting a purpose-built circuit constructed for a potential event. An online contest is being held where South Perosian fans can submit their own track designs. Out of 1,200+ submissions, 4 tracks are being considered. https://twitter.com/DeadlockZoey/status/143

by **Wiolgopomorska** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:15 am

"Well, that’s quite a competition. Guess I’ll not be sending in the tracks with 1/300 being accepted."

A random Pomeranian

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by **Neo-Western East Korea** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:06 pm

I... apologies if I simply don’t understand the culture, but from what I’m reading, the ruling families of this nation just..... allowed a wild beast to infiltrate into an festival? Did.... did it have any guards or what this strange creature simply allowed to roam?
-Political Analyst within Omiskan, reading international news

In other news, Unrest in Omiskan as workers protest over “horrible goblin creatures stealing our jobs”, especially after the recent Goblinicus work bill allowed the species to work within factory jobs. Soldiers have been sent to quell the protest, and a negotiation is going on between protesters lead by Factory Worker Sergei Jhalihan and Mercenary-General Ward Monger. So far analysts are hopeful the conflict can be resolved with “less bloodshed than usual”, as protesters have been generally non-violent.

by **Mennish Riche** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:24 pm

"While I can perfectly understand ethnic tensions, especially where one's pocket is concerned, I must admit I wasn't aware that the Earth was home to uh, Goblins? Aren't the meant to be creatures of myth?!"

Fleet Admiral Jean-Pierre Laframboise, Baron Laframboise, Officer in the Interstellar Confederate Navy

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by **Bewaffnete Krafte** » Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:27 pm

"98 Days?! Jesus Christ, That's such a Long Battle! How has Neither Side even Faltered at All?!"
-Kaiser Lukas

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by **Free Paris** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:14 am

"This is what the Fatherland has come to? Pointlessly hating Joeds^[1] and clinging to the dumb ideology that is Nationalsocialism? No wonder the Deochland^[2] of this World lost the fucking Crig^[3], gave up the Left Bank of the Rhine to the bloody Frogs, and had to buy back Westpreußen from the braindead Polacks."
- Generaloverst Günther von Bromberg, Officer in the Deoch Caserly Heere, Redesforesitter of the Rede of Seven

[1] Jews
[2] Germany
[3] War

by **Tremulo** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:28 am

General Elijah Beloff, happening to be there, shoots said thieves with "big iron on his hip"

"Good man. This is what happens when anyone can own a gun, these good samaritans can help shut down crime."

- A Hoosier gun rights advocate on Twitter

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by **Nacrad** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:29 am

"This 'watch thy neighbour' policy uncannily reminds me of the Nationalist Era's policy, that is, snitching on neighbours and reporting suspicions, whether proven or not. Hopefully the occupiers can realise how bad of an idea it is, and repeal it."

Phoebe Yeung, Undergraduate student at the University of Formosa

AN: "I fail to understand why this 'special' fertiliser is special at all. Why not just stick to the good old formula? You know, so it's tried and true? There are certain things that you shouldn't think outside the box."

Chris Kwong, BSc(Chem.), Chemist

by **Mennish Riche** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:36 am

"Freedom of Speech as a concept is an antiquated, arbitrary concept that has no place in law and should have been discarded by the beginning of the 21st century. You're not 'free' to say anything you want, there must always be consequences. With that in mind, 'sedition' is equally hard to define in a way that doesn't violate the actual Rights of Man."

Jacob Hieronymus Kettler, Xenologist

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by **Tremulo** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:57 am

Jump Drives, innovative or existential threat?

"Well, that is the kind of question a space fairer should think about. Probably more innovative though, better to make a jump than to stay limited to your immediate area."

- A Hoosier sci-fi enthusiast on Reddit

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by **Neo-Western East Korea** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:21 am

Emerald ash borer? I must admit I’ve never heard of the species, but it sounds like it could be a possible commodity, prehaps they could impose some strict import laws and see what they could be used for?
Neo Korean biologist, working on the 55th Murder Plant order.

In other news, Worker Strike turns violent as mercenary-general Ward Monger fires into crowd after they ask for food that isn’t corpse starch, with politicians stating “I mean, we all knew this was gonna happen, someone go prepare the fake tears for the news report”, Mercenary-General Ward Monger states “they were clearly violent, one of them was holding a baby, a very dangerous bludgeoning weapon, truly I was only protecting my soldiers (and my profits)”.

by **Free Paris** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:58 am

"I'm sorry, I think I left my brain back in England... but reading this, I likely didn't need it anyway. Ah, lichstarch^[1]... 'tis to die for, isn't it?"
- General Edward Townleigh, Officer in the English Kingly Heere, Limbman of the Rede of Seven

[1] corpse starch

by **Mennish Riche** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:10 pm

"Are you sure that's wise? Even if these Parisians are filthy, poor and hungry they still retain some sort of national cohesion -some sort of loyalty to their own fellow Parisians. Do you truly think they'll betray them to the occupiers who not many months ago bathed Concord Plaza in blood and continue to murder Parisians in broad daylight?"

Jacob Hieronymus Kettler, Xenologist

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