Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

[Grootfries Rijk]

"The true question should be can you do anything to reduce violence in your dreams? And if so, why would you? What would possibly be the point?"

Oswald of Lewhook, Duke Roesfeld, Merchant and Nobleman in Frisia

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[Colligny]

"The true question should be can you do anything to reduce violence in your dreams? And if so, why would you? What would possibly be the point?"

Oswald of Lewhook, Duke Roesfeld, Merchant and Nobleman in Frisia

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"I know very Little of Frisia, But i do hope they are able to make Peace with Portugal."
-Collignian Civilian

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[Ideal Albion]

“It’s not a good sign when riots are breaking out over an election. The government must immediately address this issue of partisan violence, lest it become necessary for the citizen to take matters of protection into his own hands. Regardless of that, the candidates must both be removed for their supporters’ stupidity.”

Robert McWallace, Citizen

[Free Paris]

"I know not why the JSRG^[1], a weak calf suckling off the Riche's^[2] tit, would even think of befriending Persia, a Sovietish underling, and thus our foe, whose only worth is oil. To withstand Turkland? Didn't we learn those fucking tossers to piss off back in the old Crig^[3]?"
- Generalmajor Frithric Chapman, Officer in the English Heere, Limbman of the Rede of Seven

[1] Joedish Selfruling Gebede; essentially this universe's Israel in 1949
[2] the Empire's, referring to the English one in this case
[3] War, referring to the First World War in this case

[Grootfries Rijk]

"Given what goes for laws in this poorly-managed occupation zone, you'd run out of bullets sooner than running out of people to kill, which is entirely odd, given there's barely any reason for any of these soldiers to have that sort of grudge against an enemy beaten with nary a fight, what, six years ago?"

Lodewijk of Leithon, Duke Stuyvesand, Steward of Frisia

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[Wuchu]

Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.

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Sounds the alarms! The boys are back in black, just like the good ol' days of... the Late Middle Ages? Oof, better dust off those old bones before you get all uppity.

To be honest, this just seems like any ol' imperialist conflict. Let them eat each other, I say. Just try your best to get through the day, or if you've got the spirit, try to sabotage your nation for a bit of a funny trolling. Distant wars are a nationalist cause, after all. Icky.

BN: The latest from the International Echo.

[Grootfries Rijk]

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[Perikuresu]

Hopefully the troubles in Yehuda can be solved peacefully
~Perikuresuan Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Missing cult member found in Jubilee Lane in Cantaloa, when interrogated, the guy couldn't stop saying "Hall of Mirrors," and recounting traumatic experiences, it seems like he has no recollection of the event?

Refer to here when I talk about Hall of Mirrors

[Frisia Magna]

"This sounds like the premises of something Lovecraft could've come up with. Frankly there's a reason you should hospitalize cultists. They're not right in the head, and their rites and rituals only make it worse."

Fredrijk of Thorpe, Citizen in Aemstell

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[Ideal Albion]

Airships from the Frisian Royal Air Force deployed to put down ongoing revolt in Sumatra. 'We'll gas the entire island if that is what it takes' - Air Marshal Carel of Aldenburh

“Goddamn, this is… really barbaric. I honestly cannot fault the Sumatrans for revolting if this is the attitude being given to them.”

Robert McWallace, Citizen

[Colligny]

"Such a Dumb pact, The Israelis, In trying to Defend their Ancestral Homeland, Allied with the Persians, For what? Defense from Turkey? America and Coligny could Happily Provide that."
-39th President of Coligny, President Guilson

[Diarcesia]

"Such a Dumb pact, The Israelis, In trying to Defend their Ancestral Homeland, Allied with the Persians, For what? Defense from Turkey? America and Coligny could Happily Provide that."
-39th President of Coligny, President Guilson

"Election Is over! NPP Puts Gilson in Office, Clair admits Defeat, though PLP supporters Riot across the Nation."
What else can I say, but the riots are quite a bruh moment?

The latest news is that WGPC driver Sara Luna made an unexpected entry in the World Stage Rally Championship.

[Estado Americano de Espana]

"Cool, I guess. I've seen much worse news, but this is.... lackluster."

- Supervisor Pablo Anderson Gutierrez, Officeworker in Madrid.

[Holy Federation of Stars]

"... I'm sorry. The soda was what? H-how did his hand not melt off upon touching the damn thing if it was radioactive enough to kill two unfortunate souls? And of course he got the soda from the Chinese. Can't they get a break in these news stories? That is no matter though. I hope that justice to this man is brought (sic) and the people he literally scammed to death get their retribution.

Reminds me of my mother to be honest. She killed someone after selling him grounded up Namovgur* claiming it was 'crack.' I... guess I can respect that grind."
*Plant native on Drawsin that can cause death upon ingestion, though typically only in unhealthy individuals.
- Lurkmak Urs

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[Aurevbush]

"Well, this is a first. Normally, I haven't seen many gangs geniunely making a truce with one another, as many gangs I've seen on our streets only collab temporaily for money or drugs or stuff. Let this be an example to many belligerents to follow for the sake of the community."

-First Consul Elena Franconi.

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[Wuchu]

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Holy shit is that-

A political policy that I actually like?

Maybe. I dunno. I suppose 3D printing houses is one way of solving the housing crisis. How sustainable is that, though? I'm not really sure, especially cause, honestly, I don't know much about yall's economy. Or really, how advanced 3D printing works. My experience is limited to, like, guns at most. And those fuckers aren't good at all, let alone sustainable.

Good for yall, though, I guess. More power to you.

BN: The latest from the International Echo.

[Frisia Magna]

"This is either a Biblical miracle ocurring in modern age and in front of cameras, or it is an alien invasion of some sort. Given it's occurring in the Holy Land, either of these could go."

Fredrijk of Thorpe, Citizen in Aemstell

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[Laka Strolistandiler]

But Genosse, gassing civilians is so… Ineffective! You’re going to waste dozens of tons of precious military equipment and, perhaps, even some of your airships! Firebombing them is much more useful and effective!
-Otto Von Ludendorff-II Field Marshall, Commander in Chief

Lakan intelligence, being misinformed about the missing nuke ending up in the colonial rebel’ hand and it being disassembled to create dirty bombs authorizes the usage of a tactical nuclear weapon against one of the known rebel holdouts in the Military Controlled Area #13, which is one of the most rebellious areas. Tactical nuke was deployed bu the Zeppelin CLX strategic bomber which also circled around, destroying surviving buildings with PGM’s. Some time after the strike Kolonialtrupplers were dropped in from the helicopters, ensuring that there were no survivors- they took in some prisoners, and after the interrogation revealed that the intel was fake and no nuclear weapon was used were swiftly executed. No amount to cover the incident from the international press was made.

[Colligny]

"So, Wait, Forgive me if i'm Wrong, But, These Idiots dropped a NUKE on people Before checking to make sure the Intel they received was Correct?"
-Vice President Pierre

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[Frisia Magna]

"Well I mean I can see why New Spain would gun for war. You are essentially violating their territorial integrity and chipping away at their borders. Not sure if fighting an enemy you know you can't win against is smart, but then again since when do jingoists care about intelligence?"

Fredrijk of Thorpe, Citizen in Aemstell

[Laka Strolistandiler]

"So, Wait, Forgive me if i'm Wrong, But, These Idiots dropped a NUKE on people Before checking to make sure the Intel they received was Correct?"
-Vice President Pierre

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It’s not the first time we use nuclear weapons in the colonial Rouge and not the last time…
-Ludendorff
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[Perikuresu]

"This is either a Biblical miracle ocurring in modern age and in front of cameras, or it is an alien invasion of some sort. Given it's occurring in the Holy Land, either of these could go."

Fredrijk of Thorpe, Citizen in Aemstell

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Don't worry, the Royal Britannic Air Force Dreadnaughts will be sunk by simple Frisian merchant shi- oh wait wrong Frisian kingdom
opens a portal and escapes
~The fourth wall is intact, don't worry

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An instrumental music track called "Lamenting in the rain" is now forever preserved in the Perikuresuan Music Vault, a branch of the Perikuresuan Cultural Vault which aims to preserve the most important music pieces in Perikuresu's culture.

"The track Lamenting in the rain is a relaxing, nostalgic, bittersweet, and melancholy track that describes the beauty of the city in the rain, and the passing of time via the utilisation of a choir, string instruments, and a piano, with rain falling in the background. It's one of the most recognisable tracks that can dig up even the most depressing and the sweetest in people."
~Short description of the track

[Free Paris]

"I am not one for paltry, childish things such as music. I cannot tell how some gerush^[1] could even 'dig up' these so-called feelings in any grown man of sound mind. 'Berowing'^[2]? 'Bittersweet'? And now 'weightiest'^[3]? Hah."
- Generaloberst Günther von Bromberg, Officer in the Deoch Caserly Heere, Redesforesitter of the Rede of Seven

[1] noise, irritating sound
[2] 'relaxing', calming
[3] 'most important'

[Nacrad]

"This is dumb. Stealing a couple loaves of bread is at most petty theft - a crime punishable at most by a few weeks in jail and certainly not death - compounded by the fact that she had stolen this loaf to feed her children, which I trust would not have happened unless in desperate circumstances, I think that the penalty is completely disproportionate. In Nacrad, she would've walked away innocent or at most with a week in jail."

Chester Chan, Lawyer

[Frisia Magna]

"I think someone in the Hague must have fucked up hard in the last uhhhh three? centuries for Formosa to not only not be Frisian -Dutch, whatever- but also be under control of the savages of East Asia. Even moreso, if Formosa is a component of your own nation, why would it be given representation in the Forum of Nations as a sovereign state? It's not like it's New Britain after all?"

Pieter Koerselman, Prime Minister of Frisia

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