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Your Reaction to AN's News (III)

Postby Nacrad » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:08 pm

A Continuation of the original thread with the same name. Please keep in mind that your reaction can be IC or OOC. It needs not saying that if you don't have any news in any form or shape, please refrain from posting here.

Crescent Commonwealth wrote:"A communist is more an infidel than an American."
- Some Islamist politician


> CresCom sends reinforcements to lift siege of Baghdad.

*Obnoxiously eating popcorn*
"This... This is basically expected of the Middle East. Although I'd like to know, what stupid reason are they using to fight each other this time?"
Chris Wong, Citizen
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Tigray forces in Ethiopia nears Addis Ababa | Solomon Islands' PM survives motion of no confidence despite widespread protests
Domestic News: 04/12/2021 (SAT) | Nacrad reports no new Wuhan Pneumonia cases, no deaths | Nacradian outlying island in Saddle Archipelago, closest frontier to PRC, raided by unknown forces; PRC-standard bullets recovered | M. 5.3 quake shakes eastern Formosa | President discharged from hospital with no complications | Riverfort 23/14°C | Amoy 25/11°C | Taipei 21/13°C | Nanchang 19/7°C


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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:19 pm

"No clue why Santo Domingos has a President, but I suppose assassination isn't... odd. Sure, it's a lot rarer now compared to a few centuries ago -which would suggest that it would continue to dwindle in regularity as time went by but it's nothing so out of ordinary; one runs the risk of angering the wrong crowd when they're the head of a state. Any clues on who's responsible?"
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Kingdom of Frisia | Cyningdōm Frīsland
Iċ mæġ wiþerbelifiġe Frisia Magna en wende hit to ān "āgentīdeliċ"-ūtġiefe þis landes
Nov 21, 1689

Current Mission: Dismantling Portugal
Kingdom of Frisia declares war on Portugal over Portugal's unwarranted aggression in the West Indies, pledges to 'make them pay for the grave insult'. | Portuguese forces invade, capture Oswaldburh in the Walbeeck Islands. | Frisian EIC seizes Macau after successful amphibious assault. | Khmer rebels defeat Pasai forces in the Second Battle of Oudong. | Persian forces cross the Hormuz Strait, seize the fortress of Khasab. | Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.


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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:43 am

/bump
Kingdom of Frisia | Cyningdōm Frīsland
Iċ mæġ wiþerbelifiġe Frisia Magna en wende hit to ān "āgentīdeliċ"-ūtġiefe þis landes
Nov 21, 1689

Current Mission: Dismantling Portugal
Kingdom of Frisia declares war on Portugal over Portugal's unwarranted aggression in the West Indies, pledges to 'make them pay for the grave insult'. | Portuguese forces invade, capture Oswaldburh in the Walbeeck Islands. | Frisian EIC seizes Macau after successful amphibious assault. | Khmer rebels defeat Pasai forces in the Second Battle of Oudong. | Persian forces cross the Hormuz Strait, seize the fortress of Khasab. | Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.

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Postby Greater Cosmicium » Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:40 pm

Islamic Republic of Iraq retreats from Baghdad.

"Wait... Iraq is retreating from Iraqi territory? How does this even work?" - A Cosmician Press Agency journalist

"There's TWO Iraqs in their universe..." - Another Cosmician Press Agency journalist
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Postby Nacrad » Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:02 pm

"They're rebelling. What were they expecting, government forces just to let them be? This is hardly news."
Chris Wong, Citizen
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Tigray forces in Ethiopia nears Addis Ababa | Solomon Islands' PM survives motion of no confidence despite widespread protests
Domestic News: 04/12/2021 (SAT) | Nacrad reports no new Wuhan Pneumonia cases, no deaths | Nacradian outlying island in Saddle Archipelago, closest frontier to PRC, raided by unknown forces; PRC-standard bullets recovered | M. 5.3 quake shakes eastern Formosa | President discharged from hospital with no complications | Riverfort 23/14°C | Amoy 25/11°C | Taipei 21/13°C | Nanchang 19/7°C


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Postby Caribbean Confederation » Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:51 pm

"The only thing even more disconcerting than the existence of a partitioned Germany is the fact one portion of it is opposed to Trans-Atlantic cooperation. Then again, if Russia is communist, anything is possible."
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The Havana Post: PATO lifts No-Fly Zone on 'those parts of Venezuela that are not under Bolivarian occupation'. | European Commonwealth declares all African states with troops active in Congo to be 'in violation of the Commonwealth's demands', deploys soldiers into Congo-Leopoldville for the second time in 4 months. | Pan-Asiatic Mutual Defense Pact rebukes Aceh's accusation that the Philippines is committing genocide in Mindanao, threatens 'retaliatory actions' if Aceh does not back down. | Zamboanga, Moroland, Jolo and Bongao decimated by Philippinese military, police in reprisal for the Dansalan bombing, killing 138,789 in a week.

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Postby Perikuresu » Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:15 pm

"We declare all states in Africa to be in violation of our demands, anyways let's put our troops in Africa"
~Comedian mocking them




Perikuresu has somehow gained one more colony abroad, being the former nation of Brasillistan, which stemmed from sanctions from Perikuresu crippling the nation in response to the nation kidnapping our citizens to work in terrible conditions in their diamond mines
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A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Pacific Islander, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: an independent Hawai'i. In other words: A MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities (oh, and also fantastical superpowers because clearly I have watched too much anime)
I comment on F7 way too much
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Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!


Rebooting...

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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:18 am

/bump
Kingdom of Frisia | Cyningdōm Frīsland
Iċ mæġ wiþerbelifiġe Frisia Magna en wende hit to ān "āgentīdeliċ"-ūtġiefe þis landes
Nov 21, 1689

Current Mission: Dismantling Portugal
Kingdom of Frisia declares war on Portugal over Portugal's unwarranted aggression in the West Indies, pledges to 'make them pay for the grave insult'. | Portuguese forces invade, capture Oswaldburh in the Walbeeck Islands. | Frisian EIC seizes Macau after successful amphibious assault. | Khmer rebels defeat Pasai forces in the Second Battle of Oudong. | Persian forces cross the Hormuz Strait, seize the fortress of Khasab. | Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.

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Postby Nacrad » Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:21 am

"What do you mean, 'somehow'? If you gained a colony, you most likely wanted to have it - in this case probably to protect your citizens."
Maj. Gen. Thomas Chan, Commander of Armed Forces of Nacrad Overseas (Cyrenaica)
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International News: Tigray forces in Ethiopia nears Addis Ababa | Solomon Islands' PM survives motion of no confidence despite widespread protests
Domestic News: 04/12/2021 (SAT) | Nacrad reports no new Wuhan Pneumonia cases, no deaths | Nacradian outlying island in Saddle Archipelago, closest frontier to PRC, raided by unknown forces; PRC-standard bullets recovered | M. 5.3 quake shakes eastern Formosa | President discharged from hospital with no complications | Riverfort 23/14°C | Amoy 25/11°C | Taipei 21/13°C | Nanchang 19/7°C


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Postby Allied Iran » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:19 pm

"If your Afghanistan is anything resembling our own, it is not going to keep back any sort of rebel group for long. Then again, 'Communist Afghanistan' suggests there being even footing between the two which... only hurts Kabul's prospects even further."
Navid Ebrahimi, Student in Tehran
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Ettela'at: Gendarmerie cracks down on Centennial ceremony for death of bandit Yunes Kuchek. | Afghan agitation at the Persian-Afghan border leads to 6 Persian, 17 Afghan soldiers dead. | Heavy fighting breaks out between Turkish Islamic Land Forces and Kurdish National Army all over Northern Kurdistan. ~300 killed since Nov 29. Turkey alleges separatists were 'trained by Persia' | Resolution passed by UNGA calls Temple Mount by Arab colonial name 'Aqsa Mosque', demands 'dehebrization' of the Middle East. US threatens to reduce UN funds 'down to $1' if resolution isn't immediately repealed.
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:18 pm

…obliges the government to classify any and all Arab presence outside of the Arabian Peninsula as 'settler, genocidal and colonialist'


What the fuq
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:03 am

/bup
INT:| Nuclear Explosion in Vilnius, City in Ruins | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | BTS, South Korean Terrorist Group, Found to be Cause of Explosion at Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere | Current Global Mood: Ace Combat OSEA

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Postby Terra Britania » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:15 am

Free Ravensburg wrote:idk wtf lmao idgaf

...Pisses on Moon after Rodent Pisses on Wife

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What the fuq

Allied Iran wrote:sig

"Indeed, the Saracen[1] does not belong outside his sandy little shithole in Arabia, that much I can see. But what would the Persish regering[2] do about this? March through the Great Africanish Waeste[3] and shoot every Saracen and his mother?"
- Egwine Mathilde of Lancashire, Heretogine of Lancashire

[1] Arab
[2] Persian/Iranian government
[3] Sahara Desert
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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:23 pm

/bump (BN, please respond to Terra Britania)
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Kingdom of Frisia | Cyningdōm Frīsland
Iċ mæġ wiþerbelifiġe Frisia Magna en wende hit to ān "āgentīdeliċ"-ūtġiefe þis landes
Nov 21, 1689

Current Mission: Dismantling Portugal
Kingdom of Frisia declares war on Portugal over Portugal's unwarranted aggression in the West Indies, pledges to 'make them pay for the grave insult'. | Portuguese forces invade, capture Oswaldburh in the Walbeeck Islands. | Frisian EIC seizes Macau after successful amphibious assault. | Khmer rebels defeat Pasai forces in the Second Battle of Oudong. | Persian forces cross the Hormuz Strait, seize the fortress of Khasab. | Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.

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Postby Perikuresu » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:10 pm

Three arrested in Edinburgh and five sent to the hospital over a drunken brawl?
Isn't that everyday in Edinburgh?
~Perikuresuan citizen




There are proposals to make laws making Compulsory Organ Harvesting legal in Perikuresu again, which allows the state to harvest the organs of the deceased.
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A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Pacific Islander, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: an independent Hawai'i. In other words: A MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities (oh, and also fantastical superpowers because clearly I have watched too much anime)
I comment on F7 way too much
Killer of Monkey 1
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!


Rebooting...

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Postby Nori Region » Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:45 am

Perikuresu wrote:Three arrested in Edinburgh and five sent to the hospital over a drunken brawl?
Isn't that everyday in Edinburgh?
~Perikuresuan citizen




There are proposals to make laws making Compulsory Organ Harvesting legal in Perikuresu again, which allows the state to harvest the organs of the deceased.


"It's a little primitive, considering cybernetics can replace nearly all organs. I'm guessing you don't have that, though. Compulsory might be a bit much, I'd probably look at ways to incentivize people to voluntarily agree. But if this is what you need to do to have working healthcare, I do ultimately support it; healthcare is a right."
- Orange




Major road blocked by child challenging all passersby to pokemon battles and defeating them. Police think "it's probably some kind of protest" and state that "while it is very disruptive, it technically isn't against any laws that are on the books."
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Post Great Pokemon War Chicago. Sapient, talking Pokemon, casually available pocket dimension technology, and organized crime. Known for music, cuisine, and night life. Political debates are settled with Pokemon battles.
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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:54 am

"The child is lucky some asshole riding a chariot -or worse, someone in a wagon- didn't just not see him and run him over. What in god's name is a Pokemon battle anyway, a personal duel of some sort?"
Oswald of Lewhook, Duke Roesfeld, Merchant and nobleman in Frisia
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Kingdom of Frisia | Cyningdōm Frīsland
Iċ mæġ wiþerbelifiġe Frisia Magna en wende hit to ān "āgentīdeliċ"-ūtġiefe þis landes
Nov 21, 1689

Current Mission: Dismantling Portugal
Kingdom of Frisia declares war on Portugal over Portugal's unwarranted aggression in the West Indies, pledges to 'make them pay for the grave insult'. | Portuguese forces invade, capture Oswaldburh in the Walbeeck Islands. | Frisian EIC seizes Macau after successful amphibious assault. | Khmer rebels defeat Pasai forces in the Second Battle of Oudong. | Persian forces cross the Hormuz Strait, seize the fortress of Khasab. | Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.

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Postby Nacrad » Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:04 am

"Aren't Ha Long and Nagasaki some 5000 km apart? Does that mean that Frisland is engaged in war with both Vietnam and Japan at the same time? I wonder why they did that. If I remember correctly, they had few interests in the area at that time."
Chris Wong, Citizen
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Tigray forces in Ethiopia nears Addis Ababa | Solomon Islands' PM survives motion of no confidence despite widespread protests
Domestic News: 04/12/2021 (SAT) | Nacrad reports no new Wuhan Pneumonia cases, no deaths | Nacradian outlying island in Saddle Archipelago, closest frontier to PRC, raided by unknown forces; PRC-standard bullets recovered | M. 5.3 quake shakes eastern Formosa | President discharged from hospital with no complications | Riverfort 23/14°C | Amoy 25/11°C | Taipei 21/13°C | Nanchang 19/7°C


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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:13 am

Nacrad wrote:"Aren't Ha Long and Nagasaki some 5000 km apart? Does that mean that Frisland is engaged in war with both Vietnam and Japan at the same time? I wonder why they did that. If I remember correctly, they had few interests in the area at that time."
Chris Wong, Citizen

(Both Nagasaki and Ha Long are held by the Portuguese East India Company, the Frisian EIC took it from them.) /skip
Kingdom of Frisia | Cyningdōm Frīsland
Iċ mæġ wiþerbelifiġe Frisia Magna en wende hit to ān "āgentīdeliċ"-ūtġiefe þis landes
Nov 21, 1689

Current Mission: Dismantling Portugal
Kingdom of Frisia declares war on Portugal over Portugal's unwarranted aggression in the West Indies, pledges to 'make them pay for the grave insult'. | Portuguese forces invade, capture Oswaldburh in the Walbeeck Islands. | Frisian EIC seizes Macau after successful amphibious assault. | Khmer rebels defeat Pasai forces in the Second Battle of Oudong. | Persian forces cross the Hormuz Strait, seize the fortress of Khasab. | Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.

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Terra Britania
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Sun Jul 11, 2021 5:16 am

Nacrad wrote:e

"More men needed for the fleshgrinder, it seems? From what I've seen, Nacrad's troops have been rather overstretched as of late, dealing with Burma this and Africa that. If you think another regiment or two's worth would answer this... well, good luck."
- Egwine Mathilde of Lancashire, Heretogine of Lancashire
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MT set in regular old 2021, apparently, just with funny Deutschglisch. NS stats shot with a longbow at Agincourt.
Factbooks - Overview - Canon Universe
The Sunday Post: Platestreamish tostoerer La Argentina crosses into Falklands' waters "by unfall", leaves after warning; "Next time, there'll be no warning" - PM Osbourne | Nineve Dam bursts, Tigris floods; deathtoll yet unknown, guesses say "at least 250,000"; inthing likely weakened gypse giving way | 11 Japanish, 2 Russish atomcrafteworks see heightened — but "not worrisome" — spikes in background strealing; "likely rooted somewhere in Asia", say wittenshippers
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Perikuresu
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Postby Perikuresu » Sun Jul 11, 2021 8:14 am

Did you have to be that cold towards the deceased?
~Perikuresuan Ministry of Foreign Affairs


Plans on a construction of an amusement park themed after a Frisian city has started, apparently it is planned to be in Southern New Friesland-Arohanui
A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Pacific Islander, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: an independent Hawai'i. In other words: A MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities (oh, and also fantastical superpowers because clearly I have watched too much anime)
I comment on F7 way too much
Killer of Monkey 1
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!


Rebooting...

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The National Soviet Order-State
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The National Soviet Order-State » Sun Jul 11, 2021 10:52 am

“Amusement parks are utterly useless and a complete waste of productivity. All those materials allocated to the construction of such filth could be used to build factories that actually contribute to national output, rather than building a park that creates unproductive joyful children *shudders*. But alas, I cannot do anything about the degeneration of such societies.”
-Random factory overseer in Labor Conglomerate-887(Norilsk industrial complex)

European Theatre:
  • Mechanized National Soviet infantry division swiftly pushes into the city of Nancy, cutting off entire north french enemy frontline
  • Military offensive to liberate Tirana from the west repelled by enemy forces, the soldiers who have retreated are to be executed for treason
Asian Theatre:
  • Defense of Vladvistok successful - 60,000 asian soldiers cut off at Artyom by reinforcements
  • North Manchuria offensive showing significant progress, 40,000 enemy troops killed and another 75,000 captured and shipped to uranium mines
Official Factbook

The year is 2150, and everywhere from the Rhine to Siberia is under the control of a hellishly totalitarian regime adhering to a bizarre synthetis of esoteric nazism, militaristic ultranationalism and national bolshevism.

Its a very wholesome 100 utopia! There’s perpetual war on all sides, everyone is being worked to death 18 hours a day, nightmarish industrialization makes even breathing hell, every aspect of life is regimented to the point that the nation resembles a machine, and simply being suspected of thinking against the party will get you shot. And don’t forget genocide. Lots of genocide.

NS stats have been shipped off to a kazakh uranium mine.

Tfw you start as a shitpost but end up making Ingsoc look libertarian

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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Sun Jul 11, 2021 10:58 am

"Executing retreating soldiers? That's complete lunacy -that's simply not how war works. Sometimes you have to fall back to make a better stand, sometimes you need to defend in depth, sometimes you simply can't hold the line, any general who's even spent a day on the field knows this. Why, with that logic you might as well not prosecute war at all."
Lodewijk of Leithon, Duke Stuyvesand, Steward of Frisia
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Kingdom of Frisia | Cyningdōm Frīsland
Iċ mæġ wiþerbelifiġe Frisia Magna en wende hit to ān "āgentīdeliċ"-ūtġiefe þis landes
Nov 21, 1689

Current Mission: Dismantling Portugal
Kingdom of Frisia declares war on Portugal over Portugal's unwarranted aggression in the West Indies, pledges to 'make them pay for the grave insult'. | Portuguese forces invade, capture Oswaldburh in the Walbeeck Islands. | Frisian EIC seizes Macau after successful amphibious assault. | Khmer rebels defeat Pasai forces in the Second Battle of Oudong. | Persian forces cross the Hormuz Strait, seize the fortress of Khasab. | Jerusalem, Parma, Tuscany and the Papal State join the Austrian-led Holy League against the Mukhtarid Empire.

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Nacrad
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Sun Jul 11, 2021 7:42 pm

"Ah yes, the Holy Roman Empire - three lies in the price of one, neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Nevertheless, let's hope that it just fizzles out in your time line, if only so that future students don't have to recite more stuff."
Chris Wong, Citizen
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Tigray forces in Ethiopia nears Addis Ababa | Solomon Islands' PM survives motion of no confidence despite widespread protests
Domestic News: 04/12/2021 (SAT) | Nacrad reports no new Wuhan Pneumonia cases, no deaths | Nacradian outlying island in Saddle Archipelago, closest frontier to PRC, raided by unknown forces; PRC-standard bullets recovered | M. 5.3 quake shakes eastern Formosa | President discharged from hospital with no complications | Riverfort 23/14°C | Amoy 25/11°C | Taipei 21/13°C | Nanchang 19/7°C


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