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Poor Broccoli
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Poor Broccoli » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:40 pm

5/10

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Sky Point
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 12, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sky Point » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:44 pm

-100/10. They fight their enemies with helathy bullets.
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Tocan Isle
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Dec 31, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tocan Isle » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:44 pm

AAN: 2/10
AN: 8/10
Last edited by Tocan Isle on Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:46 pm, edited 2 times in total.
The Republic of Tocan Isle
"Atā an pèr oa ekelō"

My main nation is Erynia and Draconia

Want an embassy or consulate in Tocan Isle? Read this factbook and send me a telegram if you're interested.
Me: he/they, lgbtq, eco-socialist, lives in the US
Pro and Anti:
For: Eco-socialism, environmentalism, libertarian socialism, democratic socialism, democracy, progressivism
Neutral: Social democracy, social liberalism, communism
Against: Fascism, the far-right, racism, homophobia, sexism, TERFs, totalitarianism, capitalism, Stalinism, America
Vice-Delegate of SolarFlare
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Sherechia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 184
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Sherechia » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:35 pm

2/10 Their claws are decently sharp but apart from that well... its a parrot.
Highly democratic and freedom-loving population, what if Mongolia and Japan had a child who also has an Indian driving instructor, increasing tensions between Market Socialists and Maoists, eats the aeugh fish, pets the aeugh fish, Aruday metro train doors have a tendency to amputate riders
Ask Me Anything / Embassy Program / All Characters Here / Convert to Tsaotak or reincarnate as a pufferfish
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The Hazar Amisnery
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:42 pm

8/10
When I searched it up, I got Caleb Shudak, who is a 23 year old US Football player. I believe young men are good military soldiers so your army is decent.
WA delegate of The European Commonwealth of Nations
committed a crime in Europe, sorry Yahlia
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SkalVinos
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Posts: 25
Founded: Feb 05, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby SkalVinos » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:45 pm

6/10. Eagles are scary, but I've never seen one in action personally so I can't say how scary they are...
Skal Vinos, the Actual Left-Leaning College State but State Capitalist
A 13.3 civilization, according to this index. PT, MT, and FanT schizo-clarketech. Local year is 802 AT (and 2018 CE for Earth-equivalent).
Themes: "Quantum Dub" - "Geodesic" - "Axial Tilt Zero" - "Boltzmann Brains" - "The Lost Frontier"
Too depressed for madness. ;-; | If I'm not in F&NI, I always frisk about in F7. | Su nao ni I LOVE YOU! | I make most of my flags by myself on Paint 3D! (and Corel)

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Kaiserholt
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Sep 04, 2012
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kaiserholt » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:56 pm

8/10, any serpent capable of surviving via a city’s refuse represents an army that is quite resourceful.
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"You are elevating futility to a high art. There is nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality."

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Snowish Republic
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Posts: 17
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Snowish Republic » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:59 pm

10/10, a fox made of silver is insanity and so is likely their army as well
- Snowland / the Snowish Republic -

Snowland, officially the Snowish Republic, is a country located in Northern Europe. Snowland runs on democratic socialism. I'm not sure what I'll do with the Snowish Republic yet. Snowland is one of the nations of the world where there are both humans and anthropormorphic animals, and the nation is considered to be the best in the world when it comes to treatment of anthropormorphic animals.
Main: Snowland

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Laka Strolistandiler
Senator
 
Posts: 4032
Founded: Jul 14, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:11 pm

7/10 Arctic foxed are pretty badass
I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic monarchy with elements of aristocracy which is militaristic to the point of suicidal. Nuclear armed ready to use this weapon on any agressor or itself to prevent capture. Ruled over by a combination of medieval-ish thinking of workers and peasants and incredibly hierarchical society. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Quote of the day:They forced the life on me. I do not want to live. My life brings happiness to no one
Pronouns up to your choice but I’d prefer to be referred to as she/her.
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The Imagination Animals
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Posts: 1124
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Imagination Animals » Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:56 am

9/10
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Schrack
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Posts: 13
Founded: May 04, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Schrack » Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:42 am

4/10

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Majima Kensetsu
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Majima Kensetsu » Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:43 am

Shetland Sheepdogs are clever, so 6/10.
This "nation" is based on Majima Construction, a fictitious construction company from the Yakuza/Ryu Ga Gotoku franchise. The company harbors some shady secrets however, in both the games they come from, and all the original crackfic content I have planned for them. Of course, this means that this interpretation of Majima Construction will be drastically different from what you'll actually see in the games they come from.

We do not use NS stats for the most part, because they're meant for modern day nations, not corporations.

Trivia about this account
- It's flag is often compared to that of India

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Cheskiland
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Posts: 13
Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cheskiland » Mon Jul 05, 2021 2:29 pm

Mamushi 8/10

Our national animal is the King Cobra
The Kingdom of Cheskiland

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Tocan Isle
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Dec 31, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tocan Isle » Mon Jul 05, 2021 5:33 pm

9/10. Don't want to mess with king cobras.
The Republic of Tocan Isle
"Atā an pèr oa ekelō"

My main nation is Erynia and Draconia

Want an embassy or consulate in Tocan Isle? Read this factbook and send me a telegram if you're interested.
Me: he/they, lgbtq, eco-socialist, lives in the US
Pro and Anti:
For: Eco-socialism, environmentalism, libertarian socialism, democratic socialism, democracy, progressivism
Neutral: Social democracy, social liberalism, communism
Against: Fascism, the far-right, racism, homophobia, sexism, TERFs, totalitarianism, capitalism, Stalinism, America
Vice-Delegate of SolarFlare
Member of LITA

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Ceranapis
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: May 18, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Ceranapis » Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:22 pm

2/10. But the parade/ceremonial forces score an 11/10.
Everybody works but the VACANT LOT- for the remedy read HENRY GEORGE

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Loysville
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 30, 2021
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Loysville » Mon Jul 05, 2021 8:34 pm

I dunno, depends on the species. Bumblebees? 1/10 at best. Wasps, yellow jackets? 8/10. Murder hornet? 11/10

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Sherechia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 184
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Sherechia » Mon Jul 05, 2021 8:41 pm

I assume "loyion" is the animal in your flag in which case il give it an 8.2/10. Looks like your typical large predator.


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Highly democratic and freedom-loving population, what if Mongolia and Japan had a child who also has an Indian driving instructor, increasing tensions between Market Socialists and Maoists, eats the aeugh fish, pets the aeugh fish, Aruday metro train doors have a tendency to amputate riders
Ask Me Anything / Embassy Program / All Characters Here / Convert to Tsaotak or reincarnate as a pufferfish
SHK News: General Tansagar flashes in front of World Assembly

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Palins
Envoy
 
Posts: 269
Founded: Aug 19, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Palins » Mon Jul 12, 2021 7:30 pm

9/10

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Jutsa
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5449
Founded: Dec 06, 2015
Anarchy

Postby Jutsa » Mon Jul 12, 2021 7:59 pm

9/10.

(For reference, a Feejayoplep is an alien species that's essentially an air-gliding smooth-skinned lizard with porcupine quills)
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Pirusavia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Jan 25, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Pirusavia » Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:07 pm

7/10, these animals sounds agile but seems to be easy to be taken down by a simple armament.
A federal left-wing nationalist country situated in a fictional World in the Extended Cold War timeline. Authoritarian by Western standards, Libertarian by Eastern standards. Atomic Tech - The year is 1978.

In process of retconning, especially regarding geography and demographics.

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Plisseau
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: May 28, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Plisseau » Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:19 pm

7/10. Martens are annoying and vicious little shits.
⚜Repubblica Serenissima de Plisseau⚜

The most romantic Romance nation ever seen! Ignore the weapons factories, they are just pacifist clubhouses.

Hyper-republican (no, not like the GOP) post-revolutionary (we revolted in 1932) state.

"Democracy.... is non-negotiable."
Business and finance student. I like music. No, Plisseau does not represent my views entirely. This is mostly for fun.


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Nori Region
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 12, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nori Region » Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:31 pm

5/10

Lions are certainly powerful. However, it depends on if this is a male lion, or a lioness. While male lions are certainly capable of mauling someone, they are also lazy, and don't actually do any hunting. It's the lioness that does the hunting - she's the one you should be worried about.
Post Great Pokemon War Chicago. Sapient, talking Pokemon, casually available pocket dimension technology, and organized crime. Known for music, cuisine, and night life. Political debates are settled with Pokemon battles.
Rose the sylveon most popular comedian in Nori Region

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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 1637
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:34 pm

0/10
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

Tarsonis wrote:Translation: "Notice me Senpai Donaldsan"

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

Proud title holder of "Most nations rickrolled on this site".

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Free Rosabell
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Oct 22, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Rosabell » Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:50 pm

-1/10 It's the void, nothingness, emptiness. You can't see their army, the only thing you have to do is pray that they don't see you too.

BN: Zerog, imagine a bullshark with manta-rays lookalike fins and hardened shell as its skin.
When Life Gives You Crap, Flush It Away

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Neo-Western East Korea
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 147
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neo-Western East Korea » Mon Jul 12, 2021 8:55 pm

7/10 that sounds pretty spooky

BN: our crocodiles ARE radioactive and WILL spontaneously combust

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