Your nation's punishment for the above crime IV

[Kaywell]

You’d be yelled at by drivers and probably a 25 Alit mark (50$) fine

Starting the rumbling?

(Assuming you mean the thing from AoT) You'd be arrested, but less as a punishment and more as a method for us to gain more information on the Rumbling so that we can add it to our extensive list of superweapons we can use against our enemies.

Starting the Third Impact? (trying to merge all of humanity's souls into a single being)

[Sabutaka]

if unsuccessful, you just get stared at
if something actually happened, executed on the spot with a nuke

mass murder of government officials?

[Washington-Columbia]

Life sentence in an max-security prison without any possibility of parole.


Being The Jigsaw Killer.

[The Vooperian Union]

Death penalty for serial killing.

Having the Karen haircut.

[Tsarus 2142]

Women are expected to have their hair long and beautiful. Such a haircut, the "Karen" haircut, the boyish hair style which certain women of todays increasingly Westernized generation have, is regarded as an LGBT thing and is punished by execution with a machinegun.

Kidnapping an orphan, but otherwise raising them to the best of your ability, as any parent would.

[Merulla]

As he is an orphan, basically the judge would just ask him if he believes that the parents/kidnappers deserve to be punished. If the orphan assured the judge that they were good parents, nothing would happen to them.
If, for some reason, it is proven that they were not good parents, they could face sentences ranging from 25 to 50 years in prison.
The situation would be quite another if he weren't an orphan, however.


Masked vigilantism?
(Yes, I'm talking about supposed superheroes protecting the city)

[East Place]

JESUS, IF IT'S A HUMAN WE WILL SHOOT IT DOWN-
If it's a shifter I swear to god they're just cocky.





Animal abuse

[Gonzoland]

Death

Drug possession

[Merulla]

Two to five years in jail, without parole.


Once again... Masked vigilantism?
(Yes, I'm talking about supposed superheroes)

[Alitrus]

Sentenced to a backwater world




Taking your catfish on a walk in a flood?

[Sorcery]

a flogging for recklessness/animal abuse (if such an act could be considered as such)

Forgery

[Cachard Calia]

Rehabilitation


Bear armament(the arming of bears)

[Ashotu Three]

Rehabilitation


Bear armament(the arming of bears)

Bears must be free too
5 years in jail for animal abuse

Using ashotunese time instead of YNs time

[Karazicu]

Jezus Christus, rot op met deze onzin. Quit trying to force yourself into other people's lore, we are not required to include every other single NS nation into our lore, we do not all exist in the same universe unless we want to exist in the same world, and there is no reason for us all to be in the same universe. Stop being egotistical. Stop trying to self-insert yourself into these threads.

Anyhow, I guess made to use normal time or shot.

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Attempting to perform CPR on someone by stamping on their chest.

[Diarcesia]

Jezus Christus, rot op met deze onzin. Quit trying to force yourself into other people's lore, we are not required to include every other single NS nation into our lore, we do not all exist in the same universe unless we want to exist in the same world, and there is no reason for us all to be in the same universe. Stop being egotistical. Stop trying to self-insert yourself into these threads.

Anyhow, I guess made to use normal time or shot.

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Attempting to perform CPR on someone by stamping on their chest.

Prison time, maybe. If no harm is done, a verbal warning.

Marrying another human being under false pretenses

[Washington-Columbia]

Between 3 months to up to 3 years in prison, and maybe an restraining order if too far.


Falsely charging high medical bills to many people

[The Vooperian Union]

3 months in prison for scamming.

Owning drugs?

[Commander Meiloorun]

not a crime.

Dealing drugs

[Sorcery]

fine, or if serious enough prison time from 1-13 years
hacking/cybercrime

[Wilvementus]

Unlawful operation of a Computer carries a maximum penalty of 5 years imprisonment. Additional charges may be levied against the defendant depending on the intent, significance and character of the crime committed through a computer, e.g. accessing data or impairing communications.

Possession of a protected species.

[Andronya]

Depends; was it not illegaly captured from the wild, are you providing it with propper cares, is it not in danger or a danger to other people around it and has a propper environment in your property? No problem, keep it and take good care of it. It might be requested of you to provide it for reproduction programs, but if you're propperly taking care of it it's not really a crime. Otherwise a heafty fine.

Rape

[Techno Socialystiche]

Depending on the severity and the situation, it can go from 20 years to 60 and more without the possibility of getting out of jail.

Destruction of religious images or religious sites

[Blue Orb]

Punishable by lifetime imprisonment

Spying on your neighbour,child,someone

[Kaywell]

Not a crime; in fact, this is encouraged, especially after the Interstellar Red Scare of 2117-2118. However, an exception is if this is done with pedophilic or otherwise perverted sexual intent, in which case the offender will receive the usual 20,000-lash, firing squad execution for waging war against Kelios.

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Working workers beyond their allotted hours without paying them overtime?

[Aguila de Oro]

Jail to prison. We take workers rights seriously over here.


Developing a weapon breaking the rules of war, causing unnecessary pain to victims in a war, then being captured.