Your nation's punishment for the above crime IV

[Tangatarehua]

Technically not a crime. Frowned upon and could lead to other charges if it provably causes death, but technically legal otherwise.

Leaving your dog unrestrained in public, leading to it attacking members of the public?

[Pahlo]

Dog will be seized and the owner could potentially be facing punishment ranging from jailtime to heavy fines depending on the injuries of those attacked.

[The Republic of Western Sol]

Since AN didn’t leave a crime, I’ll answer Tangatarehua by saying that the dog would be seized and trained, turned into a member of either a K-9 unit or used to detect mines

The instillation of stolen aftermarket power/speed mods into your personal vehicle (the perpetrator doesn’t know they’re stolen, however)

[Andronya]

No punishment for the owner of the vehicle they're installed on, but whoever did the stealing has to repay for all the stolen parts and damages plus a heafty fine to whoever he stole from.

paternity fraud?

[Enhancee]

Fine of $1,000,000

Faking being a member of parliament?

[Sheizou]

you are no longer recognized by the government

summoning a lesser demon dog

[Earth-Kalgamania]

Summarily executed for witchcraft and blasphemy.

Planting succulents on YL's residence's front lawn without YL's permission?

[The Vooperian Union]

Would be vandalism, which is not a crime.

Voting for a socialist as leader.

[Drachen]

Not a crime as there are no elections.


Voting for a fascist as leader?

[Great Britain eke Northern Ireland]

That isn’t a crime.

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Financing an international terrorist group.

[Juansonia]

That isn’t a crime.

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Financing an international terrorist group.

No such crime recognised, but you could get fines or jail time for the following:

• Financing a criminal syndicate
• Financing an enemy of Juansonia
• Conspiracy to (whatever terrorist attacks can be traced to the funds)
• Treason

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Shooting a package-delivery drone?

[Earth-Kalgamania]

A fine equivalent to the cost needed to repair or replace the drone. If the person cannot pay this price, they will be sentenced for a week of forced, unpaid labor under the package delivery company owning the drone.

Promoting notions of misogyny and male supremacy online?

[Najairadarethu]

Not a crime.

Stealing food from trash containers.

[The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics]

Not a crime

Homosexuality

[Juansonia]

Homosexuality

Third "not a crime" in a row.

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Commiting hate crimes against sapient/sentient nonhumans on the basis of their nonhumanity?

[Ardchu]

...we probably won't have to enforce that, if you do that the angry nonhuman will probably eat you or a bunch of passers-by will beat you to death, but if the police to intervene, you will die. It is not tolorated.


talking with your mouth full

[Ulajhan]

"It is not a crime according to approximately 43% of the total Member States of the Confederacy, in 28% of the total member states its a minor offense that will engender a minor fine... in 8% of the member states you may be expected to show up for a court case to provide evidence you do not deserve jail time for it, in 7% of the member states it's immediate jail time up to a few months, in 6% of member states you are looking at an even year of state jail time, in 5% of member states you are looking at several years of state jail time.

In 3% of member states its an immediate death penalty..."

- S.O.D Hecate Raamia

Stealing 20 Cakes.

[Parai Hambriven]

Punishment is often decided based on circumstance, most notably whether or not the victim(s) of your theft want to press charges, but you would likely get a fine or short, non-jail punishment for having stolen.

Walking up to an on-duty police officer that is standing outside a restaurant and proceeding to curse and scream at them, without creating a physical threat.

[Mammoth city]

5 years in prison without the possibility of parol
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Slandering the Head of State or Head of Government

[Black Raven Movement]

I’m a dictatorship, so you can already expect it: death or imprisonment.

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Strapping some fireworks to a chair and having them blow up in your magic stick in public square?

[Cachard Calia]

Rehabilitation for six months also DA FUCK

Bear armament

[Parai Hambriven]

Bearing arms? As in the right listed in the 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution? Not a crime. Actually, it's a rather respected move in the eyes of society and government. Just don't commit any crimes and you get no jail time

Edit: If you are arming bears, that's honestly super cool, and whilst it wouldn't result in any charges in and of itself, the military might approach you to learn your secrets.

Beginning a quack religion and gathering a bunch of followers (that join voluntarily, of course). Take said followers into the wilderness, and establish a remote commune where communication with the outside world is so socially unacceptable as to make it effectively banned.

[Cachard Calia]

Bearing arms? As in the right listed in the 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution? Not a crime. Actually, it's a rather respected move in the eyes of society and government. Just don't commit any crimes and you get no jail time

Beginning a quack religion and gathering a bunch of followers (that join voluntarily, of course). Take said followers into the wilderness, and establish a remote commune where communication with the outside world is so socially unacceptable as to make it effectively banned.

Bear armament as in arming bears, not bearing arms. /skip

[Kaywell]

Beginning a quack religion and gathering a bunch of followers (that join voluntarily, of course). Take said followers into the wilderness, and establish a remote commune where communication with the outside world is so socially unacceptable as to make it effectively banned.

Orbital bombardment of the commune until nothing is left remaining. The only true god is Kelios; the only true faith, Keliosity. Anyone who survives is to be publicly executed with the normal punishment for heresy: 20000 lashes from the zeruel strips followed by death by firing squad.

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Attempting to change your gender identity

[Tsarus 2142]

The offender and their children are executed with a machinegun. An evaluation is done on the offspring of their family members, and if they are at risk, they are either sterilized or executed. It depends.

Promoting lgbt, black lives, globalism, and liberal values.