Your nation's punishment for the above crime IV

[Ardchu]

Meh, someone else is gonna kill the intended target anyway, our police do the murdering themselves, we don’t have prisons


Bar fight, dnd style?

[East Place]

Nothing if you're a shifter, a few pennies from a passersby if you're human


Burying someone alive with their consent

[Maralago]

They'll be dead and can't tell anyone they consented, so its murder and you'll get the chair.

Intimidating people as they come to vote to make sure they pick the "right" candidate.

[Upwards Group]

They'll be dead and can't tell anyone they consented, so its murder and you'll get the chair.

Intimidating people as they come to vote to make sure they pick the "right" candidate.

Not applicable, there is no voting or pretense thereof in the East Beringian Administrative Zone.

Hit and run crashes.

[Techno Socialystiche]

If you are a politician, you run the risk of losing your job and the possibility of aspiring to the same position, even if you get to join other parties. In case of a civilian 1 or 2 years in jail and forced to community work for 3 or 4 years after serving the time in jail.



Ninja'd

Hmm, It depends on the severity of the accident and if there were deaths, as well as checking if there is use of drugs that altered the driver's condition. If there were deaths and you escaped the scene, you can get 5 years in prison, and it can go much higher if you are under the influence of substances


Not paying child support

[Aguila de Oro]

Forced to pay the original amount of child support owed, plus 30% more of the child support.




Intentionally bringing produce with an insect that infects your agriculture, decimating farms and plants, cutting the food supply

[Tsarus 2142]

Culprit's friends and family is kidnapped, sterilized, and tortured gruesomely in front of them, of course. We do not let such horrendous things go unpunished.

Ignoring one's child and making fun of them, and punishing them when they behave all needy.

[-Astoria-]

That would fall under child abuse, which would net a large prison sentence.

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Larceny?

[Dovenisa]

Dovenisa treats larceny as petty as someone taking someone else's wallet without their permission, they will just get an fine and some days in community service.







Intentionally setting a government building on fire.

[Ardchu]

Death. Also they’re so covered in vines that it’d basically do nothing



Eating the leader

[Urine Town]

how is eating another human possible?
A painful trip to Urinetown, with the whole population of Urine Town watching

Throwing a can of paint at someone of a different race?

[Ardchu]

how is eating another human possible?
A painful trip to Urinetown, with the whole population of Urine Town watching

Throwing a can of paint at someone of a different race?

You don’t have to eat it all in one sitting
And if you have non-human animals as citizens as well then it changes
/skipme

[Scytharum]

Likely a Commonwealth fine as well as being charged for any expenses incurred in removing the damage from the person splashed.

Vehicular Manslaughter?

[The Vooperian Union]

10 months in jail.

Singing our national anthem "The Internationale" instead of yours during pledge of allegiance. Link to anthem: https://youtu.be/PPExpmtdMEw

[Sheizou]

The government dosen't care, but someone or something might take it as a challenge

throwing somebody into the underworld

[Bemolian Lands]

We don't know what the Underworld entails but, 15 years for Homicide


Smoking weed... with the president

[New-lamp Dynasty]

We have an empress not a president, smoking also doesn't exist due to it being recognized extremely dangerous towards insect and ariachnids
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kidnapping your neighbors dog

[Shotorzkia]

Nobody really owns dogs, so I doubt the president would make a law about it.


Adultery?

[Fields of the Apostles]

Any human under the judgment of Escaton is not allowed to commit any kind of adultery, executed Via apostle!
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Destroying historical property

[Zerotaxia]

Legal.

Pointing a fake gun at a cop.

[Methenphetamia]

Legal.

Pointing a fake gun at a cop.

a pat on the back

Screaming in your neighbors backyard

[The United Kingdom of King Charles III]

Legal.

Pointing a fake gun at a cop.

Life in jail with no parole

[The Vooperian Union]

"For God so loved the world,
that he gave his only begotten Son,
that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish,
but have everlasting life"
John 3:16

REMEMBER,
JESUS LOVES YOU

I literally follow the satanic temple. Remember that satan loves everyone (as long as they haven’t done anything terrible), even Christians.

[Maralago]

As no crime was posted, let's go with belonging to a satanic cult. That's punishable by deportation to a blue state where they won't mind that kinda thing.

Heckling the leader during a speech.

[Ardchu]

Meh, we don’t really do live speeches, and freedom of speech is accepted here, but not enshrined in law.


Getting stabbed