Your nation's punishment for the above crime IV

[Taleja]

Probably a stay in a mental health facility

Money laundering

[NeoPacy]

Total deprogramming and a long visit to a reeducation camp.

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Assisting suicide

[Yokron pro-government partisans]

Depends if the person was already going to do it, how they did it, etc. but if they pushed someone to suicide then torture and war enslavement

Polic using unauthorized force and killing civilians?

[Fields of the Apostles]

Humans shouldn't control humans, Only The Cruel Judge is allowed to control people. Executed via apostle.
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Harassing fastfood workers in public

[Lollipop Torture Force]

We don't have harrassment laws. If you don't have enough friends to protect you you'll feed someone who does.



Refusing to cull yourself to feed your family?

[Procrast]

Not a crime. We aren't really sure what 'cull' means from the top of our heads!
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Screenshotting an NFT?

[Drongonia]

Not a crime, NFTs aren't officially recognised as property yet anyhow.

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Selling pirated DVDs at a flea market?

[Tangatarehua]

If requested, you could face extradition to the home country of the copyright claimant to face whatever fine or punishment awaits you there. Otherwise you'd on average be facing a fine of around K4,000,000 ($200,000) per unit sold.

Exploiting a mentally disabled person?

[Zerotaxia]

Legal; it ain't the government's business to protect anyone from anything.

Hacking the projectors in a church to play adult videos in full screen.

[Tuirsland]

Legal; it ain't the government's business to protect anyone from anything.

Hacking the projectors in a church to play adult videos in full screen.

Technically not a crime, but you'll receive counseling and probably a spank from your mother, but it's not a crime, unless it involves children in the aforementioned videos.

Having "adult play time" in public.

[Merulla]

This fits the crime of obscene assault.
Practicing an obscene act in a public place, or open or exposed to the public. The penalty ranges from 1 to 3 years in jail.


Exposing your child to unnecessary danger, such as leaving him alone in a forest.

[Ardchu]

Depends on the species, for some it isn’t illegal, for others it is. Punishment is a large fine and forcing you to pay for the manhunt


Commiting London (stabbing)

[Enhancee]

If deadly: 28 years in prison
If not: 2 years, and a fine

Emptying a tour bus blacktank over a bridge above a unsuspecting tour boat?

[Likhinia]

At least five years in jail. I’d say the maximum would be maybe 20, depending on the severity. any less, then you get a fine.
If you didn’t hurt anybody, maybe just the fine.
If you can prove that didn’t mean to, you just get a smaller fine.
And if your evidence is fake, you get the sentence and another ten years with it.



Toppling a building?

[Aequitaso]

10-20 years in prison depending on what building it was, amount of deaths and injuries, how important it was, and if any dangerous chemicals were released


tax evasion?

[Reechonia]

Prison- 5 years.



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Jaywalking

[Juansonia]

Not a crime, you're literally allowed to walk in the middle of most urban streets anyways.

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Insurance fraud?

[Yokron pro-government partisans]

30 years in jail

siding with enemies (eg. passing on classified info) to an enemy during wartime?

[Washington-Columbia]

Would be charged under treason, the defendant can land on probation, or a sentence from 5-30 years or an life sentence depending on the severity of the crime.


Declaring war on every other country in the universe

[Ardchu]

I mean, no punishment, just the expectation that they’re probably gonna die, but not after hundreds of thousands of enemy soldiers perish in the Ardchuan swamp



Eating Jim

[Real guys United States]

30 years in jail

siding with enemies (eg. passing on classified info) to an enemy during wartime?

this is my first ever form post do not respond

[Taleja]

I mean, no punishment, just the expectation that they’re probably gonna die, but not after hundreds of thousands of enemy soldiers perish in the Ardchuan swamp



Eating Jim

Assuming Jim is either a human or an Ardchuan with human-level intelligence, probably looking at 20 years in prison minimum

Defaming a member of government?

[Aguila de Oro]

Nothing: The politican can sue the defamer, but its not our buisness UNLESS if it includes top secret info, where the offender gets at least 10 years.



Fillicide

[Fields of the Apostles]

if its a sacrifice then nothing, if not, Executed via apostle!
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Public nudity

[Kaywell]

20000 lashes from the zeruel strips followed by execution. (side note: the Morality Police executioners must be super buff after having to whip people tens of thousands of times on a regular basis)

Refusing to carry out a legal punishment? (e.g. an executioner refusing to execute a criminal when ordered to)