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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:15 pm

Not a crime.

Holding a sign supporting socalism in public.
While I don't love summerposting, sometimes people are busy. If someone summerposts a little, I don't care. If you summerpost all the time, I will get annoyed.
I VOW NOT TO FLAME SUMMIES
2037 tech.
Any pronouns.
IC military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
Nation doesn't represent my real views. I'm actually an AnCom.
Re-working my lore.
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
New Bames Jond movie out.

IC, I play as The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU). The USSVU is basically a german space USSR.
OOC (Unless stated otherwise) I play as The Vooperian Union, A SpikeViper inspired nation that I send most GE&T purchases to.

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Tuirsland
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Feb 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tuirsland » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:19 pm

The Vooperian Union wrote:Not a crime.

Holding a sign supporting socalism in public.

Not a crime

Supporting extremism in politics (far-left or far-right)
Die Adlerklaue: National News: Ostpalast:  Lord-Speaker of the Herrenhaus, Reichskanzlerin commences the reopening of Parliament. | 'Untouched' - Reichskasse says Tuirslandic economy untouched by week-long national recess. | KKIB identifies three Akolodie homeworlds suitable for colonization. |International: Frank Underwood resigns Presidency. | Maj. Gen. Daniel Barnes rallies veteran against Pres. Elizabeth Underwood. | Rome flooded with 'nationalists', storms Palazzo Montecitorio. | Germany, France to conduct joint military exercise. | Moscow capitulates; Siberia, Russia forms Eurasian Republic.

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Scots-Rhodesia
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 08, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Scots-Rhodesia » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:23 pm

Tuirsland wrote:
The Vooperian Union wrote:Not a crime.

Holding a sign supporting socalism in public.

Not a crime

Supporting extremism in politics (far-left or far-right)

far-left will be executed by firing squad
far-right will be controlled


mocking the Great General Augusto José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte ?
You Can Only Find GOD In Nature
Organized Religion Is A Lie
Grammar Is A Social Construct
Косово је Србија
Sara Netanyahu Is Miss Piggy
Defund Israel
Israel Has No Right To Exist

Zionism = Racism

War Strategist

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Bemolian Lands
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Bemolian Lands » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:28 pm

Not a Crime


Eating the President
he/him
me nation does not represent me RL views

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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:56 pm

Life in prison for murder. if this was a vore situation, and the prime minister agreed to do it, then it would not be a crime.

making a mobilr game ad?
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While I don't love summerposting, sometimes people are busy. If someone summerposts a little, I don't care. If you summerpost all the time, I will get annoyed.
I VOW NOT TO FLAME SUMMIES
2037 tech.
Any pronouns.
IC military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
Nation doesn't represent my real views. I'm actually an AnCom.
Re-working my lore.
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
New Bames Jond movie out.

IC, I play as The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU). The USSVU is basically a german space USSR.
OOC (Unless stated otherwise) I play as The Vooperian Union, A SpikeViper inspired nation that I send most GE&T purchases to.

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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:11 am

Not applicable to our nation, as video games of all kinds are banned here.

Playing an anime opening at a ludicrously loud volume in public?
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.


Tabulons > Humans

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Tuirsland
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Posts: 25
Founded: Feb 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tuirsland » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:22 am

Kaywell wrote:Not applicable to our nation, as video games of all kinds are banned here.

Playing an anime opening at a ludicrously loud volume in public?


Not a crime, unless if there is a report for public disturbance, then the perp will be then brought in for questioning, and probably community service, if he's a repeat offender, then there'll be jail time.

Holding a mass gathering without permission in a public space
Die Adlerklaue: National News: Ostpalast:  Lord-Speaker of the Herrenhaus, Reichskanzlerin commences the reopening of Parliament. | 'Untouched' - Reichskasse says Tuirslandic economy untouched by week-long national recess. | KKIB identifies three Akolodie homeworlds suitable for colonization. |International: Frank Underwood resigns Presidency. | Maj. Gen. Daniel Barnes rallies veteran against Pres. Elizabeth Underwood. | Rome flooded with 'nationalists', storms Palazzo Montecitorio. | Germany, France to conduct joint military exercise. | Moscow capitulates; Siberia, Russia forms Eurasian Republic.

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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 752
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue Feb 14, 2023 1:05 am

There aren't law limiting the right to demonstrate, so no crime.
Pissing on a church's wall in a back alley while not drunk?
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
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Maduroguay
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Feb 12, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Maduroguay » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:12 am

There aren't any churches to piss on; religion is totally prohibited in Maduroguay.

Forgetting to fill up the gas tank in a hearse, causing it to run out of gas during a funeral.

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Scots-Rhodesia
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 08, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Scots-Rhodesia » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:15 am

Maduroguay wrote:There aren't any churches to piss on; religion is totally prohibited in Maduroguay.

Forgetting to fill up the gas tank in a hearse, causing it to run out of gas during a funeral.

if it's a funeral of a government official then the person will be executed by firing squad

speaking Hebrew
You Can Only Find GOD In Nature
Organized Religion Is A Lie
Grammar Is A Social Construct
Косово је Србија
Sara Netanyahu Is Miss Piggy
Defund Israel
Israel Has No Right To Exist

Zionism = Racism

War Strategist

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Undemocacy
Envoy
 
Posts: 342
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby Undemocacy » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:25 am

Scots-Rhodesia wrote:
Maduroguay wrote:There aren't any churches to piss on; religion is totally prohibited in Maduroguay.

Forgetting to fill up the gas tank in a hearse, causing it to run out of gas during a funeral.

if it's a funeral of a government official then the person will be executed by firing squad

speaking Hebrew

I'm not 100% sure Hebrew exists at the point in time my nation does, so its not illegal.



throwing dirt at a polititian
Member of the IUN and CIS IC
Past Tech, Modern Tech, Post Modern tech. Yeah the history was weird, also maybe fantasy tech according to Sebrenskiya who said etrouts are FanT.
Update: I ended up outlasting Sebrenskiya which means the Etrout are PMT again!
Tier: 10
Type: 9 (though I don't control all of my home planet)
Class: 0.6666666
According to this index:

I used to use NS stats, but then I read them and I don't anymore.
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[pre]this is how all those people do compact news things, pretty neat I think[/pre]

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Tuirsland
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Feb 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tuirsland » Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:10 am

Undemocacy wrote:
Scots-Rhodesia wrote:if it's a funeral of a government official then the person will be executed by firing squad

speaking Hebrew

I'm not 100% sure Hebrew exists at the point in time my nation does, so its not illegal.



throwing dirt at a polititian


Dirt, like dirt-dirt? Totally legal but is heavily discouraged so no punishment

saying "I'm going to [kill/assassinate/torture/rape] our President or similar" in public (the internet may be included)
Die Adlerklaue: National News: Ostpalast:  Lord-Speaker of the Herrenhaus, Reichskanzlerin commences the reopening of Parliament. | 'Untouched' - Reichskasse says Tuirslandic economy untouched by week-long national recess. | KKIB identifies three Akolodie homeworlds suitable for colonization. |International: Frank Underwood resigns Presidency. | Maj. Gen. Daniel Barnes rallies veteran against Pres. Elizabeth Underwood. | Rome flooded with 'nationalists', storms Palazzo Montecitorio. | Germany, France to conduct joint military exercise. | Moscow capitulates; Siberia, Russia forms Eurasian Republic.

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Gerista
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 29, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Gerista » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:45 pm

Disappeared to a underground super max work camp









Harvesting Peoples organs in seedy roach motels
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North Cromch
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:58 pm

Life sentence in the prison of unfunny jokes.

Delivering food to the seat of power without permission.

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Ardchu
Diplomat
 
Posts: 799
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ardchu » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:58 pm

To eat? Not illegal, as long as you also don’t waste the corpse. If you waste the corpse? That’s murder, and the police will find you and kill you.



Eating 3 people an hour
Ardchu is a fun country to enjoy nature in, but also you can be murdered on the street by police or by the native wildlife, who are citizens here. And yes, we can talk with them and they can talk with us. They are equal citizens of this country, and we are disgusted by speciesism. They are canonically as smart as humans and can think for themselves, and many of them have run the country. National language is Ardchuan, but it's mandatory to learn at least one other nature language in school.

please check these out as well, I feel like it could be a cool thing to do:


Flag made by Reprapburg

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East Plate
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 105
Founded: Oct 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby East Plate » Tue Feb 14, 2023 1:34 pm

North Cromch wrote:Delivering food to the seat of power without permission.


I think you got skipped, so I'm answering to you too.

Not a crime. The guards of Government House will most likely stop the person from delivering the food and just assume it was a misunderstanding.

Ardchu wrote:Eating 3 people an hour


Homicide in East Plate is punishable by death. Typically, executions are done by hanging on prison gallows (not in public). However, considering the heinous nature of the crime you are describing, the most likely outcome is that the culprit will get lynched by the people. The Armed Constabulary (East Plate's "police") is known to just let people administer justice by their own hand when the crimes are especially outrageous, by deliberately being inefficient. Lynchings can get particularly nasty, with the people torturing and humiliating the culprit before hanging him or her, usually in a public place for everyone to see.


BN:Aiding someone to commit suicide.
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♚ The Crown Colony of East Plate ♚
A British colony at the east of the Río de la Plata, struggling against the Gauchos of the north and the hegemony of the port of Buenos Aires
God Save Queen Victoria! - ¡Dios Salve a la Reina Victoria!
Set in the 1870s

A Voyage to East Plate | History | Eastplatine Culture | Armed Constabulary | The Parliament | Railways | Ministry of Timeless Affairs
Though it is a wonder to marvel at those who came before, remember history one day will look back on you.

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Taleja
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 09, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Taleja » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:30 pm

Euthanasia is legal but requires the approval of a doctor and at least two weeks notice between request for euthanasia and it being administered. If the aid is given without following the guidelines, it could lead to losing one's medical license with a maximum penalty of one year in prison.

Burning a foreign nation's flag?
La República Talejana
The Talejan Republic
The Puerta Campana Times, English EditionPatún protests stretch on amid reports of police brutality against protestors in Echela and MelidesESA decides to move planned spaceport to Santa JulianaPresident Agudelo returns to office as he recovers from flu

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NS stats are not canon!

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Kranistan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kranistan » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:35 pm

AAN:
First and foremost, Kranistan does not condone any form of life changing or in this case life ending choices without the consultation and especially not the permission of the state. This situation gets even more severe when there is another party involved that performed the non-state sanctioned euthanasia, which would follow with a swift execution of the offender.
Now the punishment for the offence can vary from either being brutally mutilated while being filmed for the next generation's education or receiving the proper fate for an individual whose existence is better spent as unconscious organ donor.

AN:
The destruction of foreign emblems and icons is encouraged, which might even garner some social credit.


Open disapproval of government policy.
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Just your regular fascist hellscape


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Juansonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1406
Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Juansonia » Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:32 pm

Kranistan wrote:Open disapproval of government policy.
Not a crime, We even appreciate it - somewhat.

Coercing men to approve religious divorces of their ex-wives, like in this case?
Hatsune Miku > British Imperialism
IC: MT if you ignore some stuff(mostly flavor), stats are not canon. Embassy link.
OOC: Owns and (sometimes) wears a maid outfit, wants to pair it with a FN SCAR-L. He/Him/His
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
Gandoor wrote:Cliché: A mod making a reply that's full of swearing after someone asks if you're allowed to swear on this site.

It makes me chuckle every time it happens.
Brits mistake Miku for their Anthem

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The Grand Defense League
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jan 12, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby The Grand Defense League » Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:46 pm

What's a wife?


Stealing a git's dog when he was just about to put it to slaughter. Yummy dog...

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The Almightily Dollar
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 02, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Almightily Dollar » Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:54 pm

repaid of the worth of the dog, along with said dog

Selling helicopters without a license
Australasia After a dictatorship, and a coup by radical, theocratic libertarians,

It is now a plutocratic, theocratic republic, under The Prosperity, Basically capitalism as a religion.

I use NS stats
flag by Greater Morvonia, cool guy!

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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Wed Feb 15, 2023 1:59 am

Not illegal

Selling military equipment illegally to foreign buyers?
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.

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Terran American State
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 11, 2022
Anarchy

Postby Terran American State » Wed Feb 15, 2023 4:55 am

Forty years of hard labour with no hope of parole.

Harassing your leader's family members with death threats.
✭ Terran American State ✭ ~~~ The shining city upon a hill built on the coagulated blood of millions of innocents at profit's hand.
An alternate history where a oligarchic hegemon led by two ideologically similar and increasingly geriatric parties try desperately to keep the flame of American dominance over Earth at any cost.

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Snezhnoslavia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 15, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Snezhnoslavia » Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:00 am

Life imprisonment

Telephone terrorism

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Andronya
Envoy
 
Posts: 307
Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Andronya » Wed Feb 15, 2023 2:32 pm

How exactly does that even work? Either way... if you're not hurting anyone it'd probably not be a crime.

torturing and killing an animal.
Andronya: Your tropical, right-wing libertarian paradise.

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