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Marchmarsh
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Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:48 pm

favourite pink high heels?"

- - -

They're in the cupboard next to the...
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Polomon Islands
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 469
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Polomon Islands » Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:09 pm

pack of condoms sweetie."

"Never gonna...
Former Delegate and Member of TOUN.
Former Vice-Delegate of TFUU.
Friends With Papal States 2 and Wolomon Islands and Formerly Dungtoper.
Current WA Delegate for The Three Isles
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Untecna
Senator
 
Posts: 4471
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Untecna » Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:15 pm

commit tax fraud between 2002 and 2012."

"I found...
Californian

Dragon with internet access

Unironically still in NSG discussions, now turned to slight shitposting to make it fun for everyone else me and me only.

Heloin's perhaps unwanted accountant

Don't use my old posts to judge me, I was cringe af

Naan Violence, y'all.

Political Beliefs
TL;DR: I'm a democratic socialist. Surprise Surprise, I don't support genocide or violence.

Go 49rs

Untecna wrote:No, and you can talk to my dragon lawyers if you dragon want me to dragon shut up.

Hemakral wrote:damn bro that wall so thick kool-aid man couldn't bust through

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

Hispida wrote:"dude, you nuked us off the map"

"ok, well, you're the one who fucked with poland's tractor"
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Rick Perry
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Posts: 900
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Rick Perry » Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:09 pm

Untecna wrote:commit tax fraud between 2002 and 2012."

"I found...

It on ebay

Tell me why...
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Nov 15, 2021 6:54 pm

You put beans in my watch! That was $40 million worth of beans!

HELLO internet, welcome to…
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Deblar
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Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:01 pm

...my announcement. *ahem* Shadow the Hedgehog's a {REDACTED}! He {DATA EXPUNGED}!

"SPC-096 has breached containment and is f*cking..."
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Sladski
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Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:32 am

...murdering SCP-173! Call in the NTF forces!"


"You know, i like to think of myself as(quote here)on the dnd alignment chart."
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Marchmarsh
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Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:40 am

"You know, i like to think of myself as Jiggy-Puffy on the dnd alignment chart....but less angry."

"I am speaking to you from the cabinet room at 10 Downing St. This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that,,,"
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Filipinn
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Posts: 46
Founded: Oct 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Filipinn » Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:42 am

Marchmarsh wrote:"You know, i like to think of myself as Jiggy-Puffy on the dnd alignment chart....but less angry."

"I am speaking to you from the cabinet room at 10 Downing St. This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that,,,"


...they apparently quit because of 'reasons'.'

'Alright, so we're back to...'
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Untecna
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Posts: 4471
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Untecna » Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:49 am

taunting children on Hypixel because we felt like it."

"Well, it is certainly...
Californian

Dragon with internet access

Unironically still in NSG discussions, now turned to slight shitposting to make it fun for everyone else me and me only.

Heloin's perhaps unwanted accountant

Don't use my old posts to judge me, I was cringe af

Naan Violence, y'all.

Political Beliefs
TL;DR: I'm a democratic socialist. Surprise Surprise, I don't support genocide or violence.

Go 49rs

Untecna wrote:No, and you can talk to my dragon lawyers if you dragon want me to dragon shut up.

Hemakral wrote:damn bro that wall so thick kool-aid man couldn't bust through

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

Hispida wrote:"dude, you nuked us off the map"

"ok, well, you're the one who fucked with poland's tractor"
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Sladski
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Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:23 pm

...possible that WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"


"okay, now that hurt....
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:27 pm

My feewings, (loud COUGH), sorry aboot dat. Can’t speak otaku-weeaboo for long.

___ for the ___ gods!
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Marchmarsh
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Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:15 pm

Cheese for the Ankh-Morporkian Gods!

"NationStates is a nation simulation game. Create a nation according to your political ideals and..."
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5740
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:52 pm

...while you're at it, join Talchyon's RPs."


"Great minds think...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Cereskia 2
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia 2 » Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:55 pm

"...of nothing"

"Germany, Germany, above..."
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
Get a load of this adbot sh!t.
-Taco and Dave Panpa.
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Indochina and Oceania
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Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 15, 2021
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Postby Indochina and Oceania » Tue Nov 16, 2021 10:07 pm

…no one, above no one at all” sorry to any germans here

“A man has fallen into the river in…
The Reformed Empire
of Indochina and Oceania
προχωρώντας μαζί προς το φως

A PMT Kingdom that’s too lazy to build up the lore.
Don’t mind the name, I couldn’t come up with anything better
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21281
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:25 am

Indochina and Oceania wrote:“A man has fallen into the river in…

"... America -- but in Russia, river falls into you!"

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"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Wiolgopomorska
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 21, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Wiolgopomorska » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:32 pm

"…-who even wrote this script? That wasn’t what I signed for."

"Fuses burn, the wheels will turn…"
Pod Wezdrzeniem Grifa


Skrzidlaty Poseł: WPK announces a change to the leadership; will it shift left? | Libertadores siege Mexico City; Escarrists are on their last breath | Arabian Republic introduces a bill for magic rights
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  • I’m not on drugs somehow, my brain is just that weird
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Window Land
Diplomat
 
Posts: 889
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:54 pm

"... and then they'll stop, cause the fuses just blew."


"I reject your reality and substitute it with... "
Bored college student who is probably supposed to be doing something important.
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Winston Churchill wrote:Democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others that have been tried.

Randall Munroe wrote: I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.
Free Speech
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:56 pm

Rejecting humanity, JOJO!

“Never…”
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5740
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Nov 18, 2021 7:03 am

...say never while eating shredded wheat and going against a Sicilian when death is on the line."


"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Marchmarsh
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:25 am

...a south bound frieght train travelling from Glasgow to London at 50 mph."

As George W. Bush once remarked: "I Know That Human Beings and Fish Can..."
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Cheries
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 141
Founded: Oct 15, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cheries » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:14 am

"... both eat each other"
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"It's a man's life in the..."
-F. Dṡēro, Chief Diplomat of Tṡērıs
Our Embassies | Our Wikipage
Pro: Cats, Healthcare, Educational Equality
Against: 5-Minute Crafts telling toddlers to eat bleach[spoiler=factssss]
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    -Cows are illegal
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    -An IE language is spoken by Tamilans living in the South Pacific
    -Indian Michael Palin is a socialist emperor
Info:
-Basics #1
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Polomon Islands
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 469
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Polomon Islands » Fri Nov 19, 2021 11:16 am

End of the dungeon."
____________________________

"Oh Senpai...
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Former Delegate and Member of TOUN.
Former Vice-Delegate of TFUU.
Friends With Papal States 2 and Wolomon Islands and Formerly Dungtoper.
Current WA Delegate for The Three Isles
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Nov 19, 2021 12:26 pm

Burn me. Please. It’s the only way to stop the infection.

Why are ___ gae?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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