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Cereskia 2
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Founded: Jul 04, 2021
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Postby Cereskia 2 » Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:48 am

"...unsorry!"

"You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest..."
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:20 am

Shitholes for you to die in, so we don’t have to see you.

Sorry!: the game of sweet…
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Liebendeland
Envoy
 
Posts: 212
Founded: Oct 14, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Liebendeland » Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:42 am

...and sour chicken, whatever you roll on single die is how many pieces of chicken you win!

"I don't like ___. It's coarse, rough, and..."
Liebendeland is on a small island off the western Portuguese coast.
NS stats are canon unless anything stated elsewhere contradicts them.
Thank you to -Astoria- for helping with the code I used on the daily news thingamajigger.

BREAKING NEWS:
The Lights of Lux Litus quickly becomes the most successful newspaper service within a few weeks. | Corvusian forces amass for an invasion of Taninsia. | The Lowlands have been annexed and the election process has begun.
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Deblar
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Posts: 4410
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:11 pm

"...wood. It's cold, rough, and takes forever to chop."

"WHO POSTED MY ____ ON TWITTER DOT COM?!?!?!"
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Cheries
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 141
Founded: Oct 15, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cheries » Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:33 pm

Deblar wrote:"...wood. It's cold, rough, and takes forever to chop."

"WHO POSTED MY ____ ON TWITTER DOT COM?!?!?!"


"... POTATO SOUP RECIPE ..."

"According to all known laws of..."
-F. Dṡēro, Chief Diplomat of Tṡērıs
Our Embassies | Our Wikipage
Pro: Cats, Healthcare, Educational Equality
Against: 5-Minute Crafts telling toddlers to eat bleach[spoiler=factssss]
    Constitutional monarchy in the Pacific, east of NZ where:
    -Cows are illegal
    -Dogs are invasive
    -An IE language is spoken by Tamilans living in the South Pacific
    -Indian Michael Palin is a socialist emperor
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Liebendeland
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Posts: 212
Founded: Oct 14, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Liebendeland » Wed Nov 03, 2021 4:54 pm

"...aviation, it is perfectly logical that a bee can fly."

"So this is a story all about how my life got..."
Liebendeland is on a small island off the western Portuguese coast.
NS stats are canon unless anything stated elsewhere contradicts them.
Thank you to -Astoria- for helping with the code I used on the daily news thingamajigger.

BREAKING NEWS:
The Lights of Lux Litus quickly becomes the most successful newspaper service within a few weeks. | Corvusian forces amass for an invasion of Taninsia. | The Lowlands have been annexed and the election process has begun.
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5739
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:38 am

...mutated into a cow. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you all about the clean dairy air."


"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Cereskia 2
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Posts: 169
Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia 2 » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:46 am

"...Blimey*"

"Stars and Stripes beats..."
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
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Estravia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Estravia » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:46 am

"absolutely nothing, God Save the Queen."

"I don't want to survive! I..."
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REPUBLIC OF ESTRAVIA | National Anthem
"Ridică-te glorioasa estravia" / "Arise Glorious Estravia"

Post-Soviet Eastern European (Equivalent) with the facade of "liberal democracy" slipping away as the more backwards and rural conservative nationalist electorate break through liberal constitutional protections ~
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:56 am

Wanna be aliven’t

The heavy is…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Deblar
Senator
 
Posts: 4410
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:03 am

...the imposter. ඞ

"I am the..."
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Filipinn
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Oct 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Filipinn » Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:46 am

Deblar wrote:...the imposter. ඞ

"I am the..."

'...guy that existed with at least 8 billion other people.'

'But why? Why would you...'
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Gakonia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Gakonia » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:35 am

"....betray me? I am your friend"

"If you don't help me, then...."
3 Things in general:
Pacifist (happens to have WMD btw)
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:38 am

don’t Help me

Why can’t we be…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5739
Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:41 am

...frenemies?"


"Hi-Ho, Kermit the _____ here with ______ News."
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:13 pm

"Hi-Ho, Kermit the dog here, and OOOH, CHIMPANZEE THAT! MONKEY NEWS!"

"Create a nation according to your political ideals and care for its people. Or…"
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21281
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:44 pm

The Arbys Cult wrote:"Create a nation according to your political ideals and care for its people. Or…"

"... create a nation and then leave it alone so that it ceases to exist a month later."

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"Summertime, and the living is easy;
Fish are jumping,
And the cotton..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
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Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Estravia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Estravia » Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:33 pm

"... pickers are staging a rebellion."

"You cant stop change anymore than you..."
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REPUBLIC OF ESTRAVIA | National Anthem
"Ridică-te glorioasa estravia" / "Arise Glorious Estravia"

Post-Soviet Eastern European (Equivalent) with the facade of "liberal democracy" slipping away as the more backwards and rural conservative nationalist electorate break through liberal constitutional protections ~
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Wizlandia
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Posts: 665
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Wizlandia » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:37 am

...can create progress.


A single wheel...
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Lemsrow
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Lemsrow » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:51 am

“ … of a single wheel of cheese on a single table holding a single wheel of cheese, while the single table is stored in a single warehouse which contains a single table which holds a single wheel of cheese. Then the warehouse is on top of a single island containing Europe, Asia and Africa (or more appropriately, Afroeurasia) and inside the warehouse contains a single table, on top of which is a single wheel of cheese. And below Afroeurasia is the Earth. Which contains the aforementioned island, which contains aforementioned warehouse, which contains a single table, on top of which sits a wheel of cheese. It got out of hand when Stanley tried to extend it.

He was promptly fired the next day. “
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Indochina and Oceania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Indochina and Oceania » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:54 am

...by fired I mean he was shot in the head.

"You shall not...
The Reformed Empire
of Indochina and Oceania
προχωρώντας μαζί προς το φως

A PMT Kingdom that’s too lazy to build up the lore.
Don’t mind the name, I couldn’t come up with anything better
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Wizlandia
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Posts: 665
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Wizlandia » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:56 am

...block my way.


When times are tough...
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Estravia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Estravia » Fri Nov 05, 2021 3:08 am

"... Prepare to get rough"

"I wear a mask with a smile..."
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REPUBLIC OF ESTRAVIA | National Anthem
"Ridică-te glorioasa estravia" / "Arise Glorious Estravia"

Post-Soviet Eastern European (Equivalent) with the facade of "liberal democracy" slipping away as the more backwards and rural conservative nationalist electorate break through liberal constitutional protections ~
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Cereskia 2
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia 2 » Fri Nov 05, 2021 3:12 am

"and no mask!"

"Hey Mr. Freeman, I had a bunch of..."
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Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
Get a load of this adbot sh!t.
-Taco and Dave Panpa.
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Cheries
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 141
Founded: Oct 15, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cheries » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:23 am

Cereskia 2 wrote:"and no mask!"

"Hey Mr. Freeman, I had a bunch of..."

"...potato soup leftover from last night!"

"What is the airspeed velocity of a unladen..."
-F. Dṡēro, Chief Diplomat of Tṡērıs
Our Embassies | Our Wikipage
Pro: Cats, Healthcare, Educational Equality
Against: 5-Minute Crafts telling toddlers to eat bleach[spoiler=factssss]
    Constitutional monarchy in the Pacific, east of NZ where:
    -Cows are illegal
    -Dogs are invasive
    -An IE language is spoken by Tamilans living in the South Pacific
    -Indian Michael Palin is a socialist emperor
Info:
-Basics #1
-Basics #2
-Our Leader
-Our Map
-Our Parties
Foreṡ Post: Third Goat Explosion in 18 Months at the DMV After Ale Binge || "Unnerving" Granite Chunk Appears in Park in Xau̇mtē || Public Toilet Explodes after Armenian Tourist Flushes 15kg of Sand, Half-Eaten Birthday Cake, 19 Socks, Russian Flag, Box of Hamsters, and AK-47 || Opinion: It's Time to Ban Pastel Blue
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