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Bears Armed
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Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:44 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:“It’s been so…

"... noisy here with the National Brass Band Competition going on."

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"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you,
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet, upon..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Independent Cossack Ukraine
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Founded: Mar 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Cossack Ukraine » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:50 pm

"My fireplace!"

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to..."
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Deblar
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Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:57 pm

...the ability to urinate on a moon."

"This is a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friend zoned so frequently. But that's..."
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:07 am

…not as pleasant as you’d think. They don’t treat you as a friend. They treat you as an item.”

“And you are quite…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Arpasia
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Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:09 am

"...the little piece of crap, are you?"

"Before that toothpaste hit the floor, I've never believed in..."
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Deblar
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Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:36 am

...gravity"

"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a...
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Independent Cossack Ukraine
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Founded: Mar 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Cossack Ukraine » Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:11 am

"End of the World as we know it."

"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine, and we are gonna do one thing and one thing only..."
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:13 am

, and that is talk about the [REDACTED]”


“Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Independent Cossack Ukraine
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Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Cossack Ukraine » Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:15 am

"Anime Girls!"

"Dormammu, I've come to..."
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Deblar
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:19 am

...play Smash Bros."

"No one's ever really..."
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Independent Cossack Ukraine
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Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Cossack Ukraine » Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:23 am

"Made better fish soup than my mother!"

"This my town of Kusek! Over here we have Urkin, the town..."
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:33 am

...where people wear tiny little shoes and tall pointy hats."


"Dead or alive, you're...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Mar 23, 2022 12:29 pm

a slave to the God-Emperor”

“___ of the World, Unite!” (Please make it cursed)
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Independent Cossack Ukraine
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Founded: Mar 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Cossack Ukraine » Wed Mar 23, 2022 1:19 pm

"Cosplayers"

"Keep absolutely still, his vision is based on..."
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The Arbys Cult
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Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:45 am

…heat, so if we all stay completely still, our bodies will cool off to a point where he can't see us anymore."

"A dog walked into a bar and said, 'I can't…"
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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Arpasia
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Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:09 am

"...remember what joke this is"

"In the same time that many other presidents have spoken for themselves, America will..."
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:13 am

“… be reborn. Evolved, but untamed!”


“I have a dream, that one day, every person in this nation will control their own…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Greatdux
Envoy
 
Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Greatdux » Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:15 am

“...continental armies!”



“What if Soviet Russia...
Welcome to Greatdux, have a noice day (in Greatdux)


What if the Uralic language group replaced the role of the Slavic language group? Result: butterfly effects galore.

Note that this nation does not represent my views.

The Voice of Voghulia Voghulia v. Easterland (Austria) results: 1-2, Voghulia barely wins | Vezérkh of Voghulia, Verzoek Tillinic gets hypothermia from travel to Kholodian Ulyanovist Republic | Explosion occurs near Tiananmen Square, Cathay blames Nieuw-België (Taiwan) for explosion in ongoing diplomatic scuffle
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Allinburg
Diplomat
 
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Founded: Feb 13, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Allinburg » Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:45 am

“... was Finland all along?”

“Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know ...”
▌Allinburg ✵ Allinea
▌IC ‣ ⊛・✎・⎘・☄ NS-Statsどこ?
▌OOC ‣ alie・♂️/⚦・average nerd・no unsolicited TGs・©・⍼
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:06 am

Allinburg wrote:“Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know ...”


...that if you gargle with turpentine, it really clears your sinuses?"


"With the 29th pick in the 2022 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:09 am

Stephen Armstrong from the University of Texas.”

“Why are ___ gae?”
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Independent Cossack Ukraine
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Founded: Mar 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Cossack Ukraine » Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:30 pm

Bears.

"This is serious! Everybody in Uganda knows..."
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Deblar
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Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:55 am

…not of da wae.”

“Speak softly and carry a big…”
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:54 am

… fucking gun”

“Why do i hear…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Independent Cossack Ukraine
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Founded: Mar 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Cossack Ukraine » Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:09 pm

"Pig Squeals?"

"Paddle faster, I hear..."
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