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Mobius and the Biscay
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Mobius and the Biscay » Wed Mar 09, 2022 12:00 pm

"...no one but herself. Her Majesty has gotten very fed up with the bureaucracy, and wants to act upon her people's interests more directly. God save the Queen!"

"We're sorry, but the customer you have dialed..."
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"The Knothole Accords was the legal birth of Mobius, the Lavender Revolution was the spiritual birth of Mobius." - Angela Berngau, PDP MC from Valio
Ignore NS Stats, this nation uses factbooks.
NOTE: All up-to-date lore about this nation is currently on Miraheze.
K thanks bai! - Brandon
Crowned republic, or semi-constitutional monarchy? You decide.
P.S. No, there are no Morbius references, so don't bother asking.
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The Two Tharses
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Dec 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Two Tharses » Wed Mar 09, 2022 12:11 pm

"...is available, but we regret to inform you that capuchin monkeys are not eligable for car insurance."

"You want forgiveness?..."
"One day, very soon, this planet shall, from Olympus to Hellas, embrace the Red of its name."

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Quadruple-A certified

"horses would draw the forms of gods like horses" - Xenophanes
Ohio is simply a more combustable Iowa
Climate doomer, but with a smile
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Mar 09, 2022 12:52 pm

Buy indulgences.”

“I’m gonna put some…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Blattodean Dictyop
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Apr 02, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Blattodean Dictyop » Wed Mar 09, 2022 5:31 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:
“I’m gonna put some…


Honey on your toast
And ranch on your roast
Cause taste is good
And sauce is food.
I´m gonna be your host.

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There once was a man from East-Dublin
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Yes: cockroaches.
Because we intend to survive nuclear warfare.
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Cannonio
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Dec 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cannonio » Wed Mar 09, 2022 6:27 pm

Who was Nippon.

You're a ___, Harry. (From the first film or the first book of Harry Potter, idk.)
Named after cannons, Cannonio has a long history. You should like the detail put into it.
Ruling Party: Socio-Liberal party
Founded: 281 AD (Revolted from Rome)
Crazy Text

A Class 1.4 Civilization according to this index.
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21281
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Wed Mar 09, 2022 8:14 pm

"You're a Goblin, Harry."

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"Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor doggie
A ..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Mar 09, 2022 8:16 pm

Soul for a soul”

“Uncle Ben, what happened?…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Lemsrow
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Lemsrow » Wed Mar 09, 2022 8:17 pm

“Uncle Ben, what happened?… Did you accidentally say yes on the phone?”
Guy who will most definitely ignore your signatures.


Lemsrownian Weekly News!

IMS Tech. Inc. discovers new galaxy system, ripe for colonization!
Galactic Council election underway!
12-year-old in the Southern Luzon State graduates into university with a chess scholarship!
Intergalactic Chess Tournament held by the LCF begins next week!
9.1 magnitude earthquake in Chelyabinsk, 12,173 dead and 54,283 injured!
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Lesbaustralia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 31, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Lesbaustralia » Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:44 am

.... now my heart awakes to the sound of silence.

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Life is like a box of ...
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Mayensiama
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 04, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Mayensiama » Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:52 am

... eggs, you can break them if you want

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We don't talk about...
Founding Member of TUIS | NS stats are not canon unless stated otherwise
Mayensiama Today | 2023 budget propositions to vote next week | Catish party leader vote results | Catimus XII still at veterinary, spokesperson says again | Which cat do you look most like? take this quiz |
We are known for cats, cats and more cats.
Famous quotes from Mayensiama:
May the Cat be with you - Catimus XII (translated) Original: Meow meow meow meow meow meow
I will not be defeated - Andrew Jacobs (five minutes before assassination)
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:54 am

e g g .”

“Shrek 3, also known as…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Malingay
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 12, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Malingay » Thu Mar 10, 2022 3:00 am

... the cow that was milked until it spurted blood instead of diary.


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There are only wto types of straight people: the ones who hate you to your face, and the ones who...
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Marchmarsh
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:41 pm

...are strapped to a two metre cast iron ruler."

First published in Great Britain in 1978 and reprinted with revisions, 1987 by the Oxford University Press, Oxford, Great Britain. Printed and bound in England. All rights reserved. This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not be...
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Deblar
Senator
 
Posts: 4410
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:49 pm

..used as toilet paper

"I'm going to ____ you...and then ____ you again."
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5739
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Mar 12, 2022 8:55 am

Deblar wrote:"I'm going to ____ you...and then ____ you again."


thank

"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:24 am

"...get a chance of having a stroke!"

"Speech is silver, Silence is..."
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Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Islamic Holy Sites
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6721
Founded: Mar 20, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:54 am

…as bad as committing the crime.”


“Speak softly, but…
#FreeNSGRojava!
FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, ISLAM
FREE PALESTINE
STAND WITH THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE
Call me Muqaddasia.
Proud member of the GCN. Host nation of SETZA. Founder/Co-founder of the (now defunct) IDSF Founder/Co-founder and first in command of the (now defunct) UCA. Founder of the (now defunct) ICRD.
BREAKING NEWS: Galapagos war 4 might be coming | “Aursi among best Muqaddasi allies,”, says government official | Muqaddasi weapon industry expanding WIP
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5739
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Mar 14, 2022 11:03 am

...don't stutter, because that makes it really hard to understand what you're saying."


"She's a black magic woman, she's got me so bad I can't...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:58 am

Breathe, like, seriously, get my inhaler”

“Where there’s a whip,…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Allinburg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 883
Founded: Feb 13, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Allinburg » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:25 am

“... there's the unruly parliamentarian.”

“You cannot even begin to comprehend the bounds of ...”
▌Allinburg ✵ Allinea
▌IC ‣ ⊛・✎・⎘・☄ NS-Statsどこ?
▌OOC ‣ alie・♂️/⚦・average nerd・no unsolicited TGs・©・⍼
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DeMoNiC sAtAn
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:27 am

"that we had to put on Fenrir so he wouldn't eat the cake!"
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"To be or not to be. Tis the..."
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Try and finish two month-long projects in under 24 hours. I did it once, this is part 2.
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastination
Current Pronouns: they/them
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol.
tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.
voldemort saying give me harry potter style:
give meeee bobaaa teaaa
giveeee meee brownsugarmilkteawithlessicehalfsugar
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Berlin and Hanover
Attaché
 
Posts: 81
Founded: May 02, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Berlin and Hanover » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:28 am

"The idiocy of the human race."

"We will fight on the..."
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5739
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:46 am

...29th of February, every year!" (An aide comes beside him and says, "Sir, Feb. 29 only happens once every 4 years...")

"Always look on the bright side of...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:52 am

the Sun!"

"Poland cannot into...
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23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
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ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Mar 19, 2022 12:02 pm

ESA.”

“It’s been so…
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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