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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:54 pm

too important to die"

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know...
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Mon Feb 21, 2022 1:39 am

"...that I've graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Provisional IRA."

"Being my primary MOS was communications, I suspected-shall I say strongly suspected..."
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Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Marchmarsh
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Mon Feb 21, 2022 4:09 am

"...Col. Mustard in the library with the lead pipe."
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"In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, he told me, just remember..."
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Pantocrate of Pindorama-Chikyu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Pantocrate of Pindorama-Chikyu » Mon Feb 21, 2022 5:41 am

"...that you're a manlet and no one will ever take you seriously."

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get..."
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• Pantocrate of Pindorama • Mother Moon, Bestow Your Grace Upon Your Children
The Pantocratic Court | The Land Forgotten By God | Lore
A totalitarian empire determined to dictate humanity's fate, led by a timid leader who sympathizes with those he was taught to hate.
The Dawn (July 2020):
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Esthe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 637
Founded: Feb 21, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Esthe » Mon Feb 21, 2022 5:43 am

Pantocrate of Pindorama-Chikyu wrote:"...that you're a manlet and no one will ever take you seriously."

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get..."

… the memes.

Life finds a…
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Feb 21, 2022 6:26 am

…whole new wooooorld”

“Do you have the time, to…
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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The Free Republican Union
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Posts: 98
Founded: Nov 29, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Free Republican Union » Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:55 am

...help me bury these bodies? I gotta get outta here man, before the cops find me!"

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your...
"We are all here, defending our independence, our country. And it will stay that way. Glory to the men and women defending us. Glory to Ukraine. Glory to the heroes.”
- Volodymyr Zelensky
#StandWithUkraine! Stay informed!
Born out of unrest, North American destabilization, and civil war within the United States, the Free Republican Union is a rebirth of the American ideal and frame of mind through Republican principles and values. I don't use NS stats.
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DeMoNiC sAtAn
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Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Mon Feb 21, 2022 11:35 am

"mom. Ur mom."
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"Let it..."
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Try and finish two month-long projects in under 24 hours. I did it once, this is part 2.
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastination
Current Pronouns: they/them
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol.
tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.
voldemort saying give me harry potter style:
give meeee bobaaa teaaa
giveeee meee brownsugarmilkteawithlessicehalfsugar
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Feb 21, 2022 3:50 pm

Be known that i, pooed my pants”

“NationStates is a game…
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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The Free Republican Union
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Posts: 98
Founded: Nov 29, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Free Republican Union » Mon Feb 21, 2022 4:30 pm

...and it SUCKS I can't believe [the rest of this quote was censored by NationStates moderators]."

"If you don't vote for me, then you ain't...
"We are all here, defending our independence, our country. And it will stay that way. Glory to the men and women defending us. Glory to Ukraine. Glory to the heroes.”
- Volodymyr Zelensky
#StandWithUkraine! Stay informed!
Born out of unrest, North American destabilization, and civil war within the United States, the Free Republican Union is a rebirth of the American ideal and frame of mind through Republican principles and values. I don't use NS stats.
Overview | Map | Constitution | Politics
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Feb 23, 2022 7:00 pm

/bup
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Marchmarsh
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Thu Feb 24, 2022 9:23 am

The Free Republican Union wrote:...and it SUCKS I can't believe [the rest of this quote was censored by NationStates moderators]."
"If you don't vote for me, then you ain't...


...coming to my party."

"Wikipedia (/ˌwɪkɪˈpiːdiə/) wik-ih-PEE-dee-ə is a free content, multilingual online encyclopedia written and maintained by a community of..."
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New Eestiball
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 393
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Eestiball » Thu Feb 24, 2022 9:25 am

Insane asylums.

Once upon a time
Goodbye, everyone. It's been a blast.
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The Free Republican Union
Attaché
 
Posts: 98
Founded: Nov 29, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Free Republican Union » Thu Feb 24, 2022 1:59 pm

...there was this guy, and he was shot fourteen times, had his eyes gouged out, and had all fingernails and toenails pulled out. You wanna hear more, Timmy?"

"When you reach the end of your rope...
"We are all here, defending our independence, our country. And it will stay that way. Glory to the men and women defending us. Glory to Ukraine. Glory to the heroes.”
- Volodymyr Zelensky
#StandWithUkraine! Stay informed!
Born out of unrest, North American destabilization, and civil war within the United States, the Free Republican Union is a rebirth of the American ideal and frame of mind through Republican principles and values. I don't use NS stats.
Overview | Map | Constitution | Politics
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:07 pm

… get some more. It’s still 200 more meters down”

“Sometimes i give myself…
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Olmanar
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Dec 12, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Olmanar » Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:11 pm

…chocolate because I love it.”

“My house is the best because…
Small Nation, Medium Population, Large Hopes!

(\__/)
(='.'=) <— It’s so cute, isn’t it?
(")_(")
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Talchyon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5740
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Feb 24, 2022 7:54 pm

...it also is made of chocolate!"


"Hakuna matata! Such a wonderful...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21281
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Thu Feb 24, 2022 8:29 pm

Talchyon wrote:"Hakuna matata! Such a wonderful...

"... view with all of that dumped trash across the landscape."

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"The holly and the ivy, when they are both..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Feb 26, 2022 3:13 am

In a room, i [removed]”

“I’m sorry sir, …
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:17 pm

...but I'm afraid I have to tell you to do a certain action that involves performing the act of moving to a place that is deemed by most religions to be the worst place one can go, as well as the place where these religions say those that do not believe go."

"Rule Britannia, Britannia..."
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
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The Free Republican Union
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Posts: 98
Founded: Nov 29, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Free Republican Union » Mon Feb 28, 2022 5:52 pm

...rules the puddles!"

"Do one thing everyday...
"We are all here, defending our independence, our country. And it will stay that way. Glory to the men and women defending us. Glory to Ukraine. Glory to the heroes.”
- Volodymyr Zelensky
#StandWithUkraine! Stay informed!
Born out of unrest, North American destabilization, and civil war within the United States, the Free Republican Union is a rebirth of the American ideal and frame of mind through Republican principles and values. I don't use NS stats.
Overview | Map | Constitution | Politics
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21281
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Mon Feb 28, 2022 6:47 pm

The Free Republican Union wrote:"Do one thing everyday...

"... sleep."

____________________________________________________________________

"Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:55 pm

Bicthes turn to foam”

“No…
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Deblar
Senator
 
Posts: 4410
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:03 pm

...friends?

Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly...
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Marchmarsh
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Marchmarsh » Tue Mar 01, 2022 3:03 am

removed double post. (see next post)
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