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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Founded: Jan 09, 2022
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Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Tue Jan 11, 2022 6:51 pm

I will commit exist you!1!1!1”


“Four score and seven years our fathers brought….”

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Khoa Dien Dao
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Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Khoa Dien Dao » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:27 pm

...home the bacon."

"A specter is haunting Europe, the specter of..."
People's Republic of Khoa Dien Dao
Vị Nhân Dân phục vụ - In service to the people

A Marxist-Leninist island paradise in the middle of [body of water soon to be determined].

News: Comrade Yuin Siang-fong to inspect new housing units in West Ly San | New offshore wind plant confirmed, projected to add 6000 mWh to annual electricity production

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Psychii
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Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Psychii » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:29 pm

"...apple pie!"

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down..."

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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:42 pm

dkwkshaidbqidjfiwhfiwmfville walls”



“ The fitness gram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that…

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Bears Armed
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Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:24 pm

EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea wrote:“ The fitness gram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that…

"... tends to fall apart if you move at faster than a slow walk while wearing it."

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"The name is Bond, James Bond..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474.

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:37 pm

"...and I'd like to take a minute and sit right there and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air."



"The world is grey, the mountains old, The forge's fire is ashen-cold;
No harp is wrung, no hammer falls: The darkness dwells in...
I'm OP-ing this one - PARAGON INDUSTRIES - A high tech comedy with the kooks, rejects and psychos who work at the once great tech giant that's fallen on bad times. Check out the IC action here!

New Coddington PD - Police dramedy in a corrupt major city.

The New Amsterdam Daily - A newspaper comedy, where everyone on staff - food critics, sports writers, etc. - will be writing about the upcoming political elections in NYC. Meaning the articles written are going to be... interesting.

aka: New Power - A dark superhero story set in the 1970's, where superheroes are considered terrorists and are being hunted by an organization of military-trained agents.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:29 am

the balls”



“Welcome, to …
INT:| Superweapons Missing, Canada Threatens Teutonia with “Leaving Earth” | York to Set up Skynet | South Saharan War for Independence Ends as Mali Signs Peace Treaty | Raid on the BTS HQ Leads to Capture of 4 of the 7 Members | Algeria in Civil War as Southern Militants Seize Most of Algerian Sahara | Chinese Civil War expands into Burma / NAT:| Ravenian Man Found Dead Due to Squid Games |  Ravenian Bean Space Program Found to be Man Just Playing Kerbal Space Program | Local Mall Hacked, Robots now “T-Posing” and “Hovering Menacingly”
Forgets That he Lives in a Generation | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere | Current Global Mood: Project Wingman UN | Teaser/Reminder | OOC

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Arpasia
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Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arpasia » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:32 am

"...the Democratic Federation of Arpasia! enjoy your stay!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue..."
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
Le temps Philippeaux: The Republic of Belgravia and The National State of Yunda lodges appeal to join AOTA. | Grassau in ruins after Hurricane paul, casualties tally up to 34 deaths. | This year's WATCA (West Afrean Trade and Cooperation Alliance) meeting is set to take place in Butali, Kawandaland | "Rogue" UUF regiment awaiting custody in Agha, Kawandaland | Kashirian president flees country following a successful military coup allegedly backed by Slavanian forces.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Rupert Konrad. Plus, I love turbo-folk songs!

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:32 am

"...poets can rhyme, but I can't."


"Over hill, over dale, as we hit the dusty trail...
I'm OP-ing this one - PARAGON INDUSTRIES - A high tech comedy with the kooks, rejects and psychos who work at the once great tech giant that's fallen on bad times. Check out the IC action here!

New Coddington PD - Police dramedy in a corrupt major city.

The New Amsterdam Daily - A newspaper comedy, where everyone on staff - food critics, sports writers, etc. - will be writing about the upcoming political elections in NYC. Meaning the articles written are going to be... interesting.

aka: New Power - A dark superhero story set in the 1970's, where superheroes are considered terrorists and are being hunted by an organization of military-trained agents.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:20 pm

Wait why are we hitting trails?”



“NationStates is a..”

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Vladilan
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Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Vladilan » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:21 pm

... mistake."

"I sure love the delicious and refreshing taste of..."
the ussr never broke up until the 2000s, it's puppets split off violently, and then a reverse Russian revolution happened.
non-canon stats: political freedom (more middling), economic freedom (lower),[/spoiler]

Sic Semper Amogus

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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:24 pm

The blood of my enemies”

“C^2 + B^2 =
INT:| Superweapons Missing, Canada Threatens Teutonia with “Leaving Earth” | York to Set up Skynet | South Saharan War for Independence Ends as Mali Signs Peace Treaty | Raid on the BTS HQ Leads to Capture of 4 of the 7 Members | Algeria in Civil War as Southern Militants Seize Most of Algerian Sahara | Chinese Civil War expands into Burma / NAT:| Ravenian Man Found Dead Due to Squid Games |  Ravenian Bean Space Program Found to be Man Just Playing Kerbal Space Program | Local Mall Hacked, Robots now “T-Posing” and “Hovering Menacingly”
Forgets That he Lives in a Generation | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere | Current Global Mood: Project Wingman UN | Teaser/Reminder | OOC

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Khoa Dien Dao
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Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Khoa Dien Dao » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:10 am

E = MC2"

"How happy is the one who says I am a..."
People's Republic of Khoa Dien Dao
Vị Nhân Dân phục vụ - In service to the people

A Marxist-Leninist island paradise in the middle of [body of water soon to be determined].

News: Comrade Yuin Siang-fong to inspect new housing units in West Ly San | New offshore wind plant confirmed, projected to add 6000 mWh to annual electricity production

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Deblar
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Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:50 am

“…B[REDACTED] ASS MOTHER[REDACTED]! HE PISSED ON MY [REDACTED] WIFE! THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS-“(I’m gonna stop myself right here)

“Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go HIGHER! IM PISSING ON THE ____!!!!!!”
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Hemakral wrote:all the commies say is "THEORY, MARX, ENGELS, INFIGHTING"
I just wanna overthrow the ruling class for god's sake!


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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:45 pm

SUN!!!! HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT BIDEN? I (urination term) ON THE SUN YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the (urination term) drrroppllllets hit the funcing earth, now get out of my funcing sight before i (urination term) on you too”

“What is the capitol of…”
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INT:| Superweapons Missing, Canada Threatens Teutonia with “Leaving Earth” | York to Set up Skynet | South Saharan War for Independence Ends as Mali Signs Peace Treaty | Raid on the BTS HQ Leads to Capture of 4 of the 7 Members | Algeria in Civil War as Southern Militants Seize Most of Algerian Sahara | Chinese Civil War expands into Burma / NAT:| Ravenian Man Found Dead Due to Squid Games |  Ravenian Bean Space Program Found to be Man Just Playing Kerbal Space Program | Local Mall Hacked, Robots now “T-Posing” and “Hovering Menacingly”
Forgets That he Lives in a Generation | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere | Current Global Mood: Project Wingman UN | Teaser/Reminder | OOC

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Bears Armed
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Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:46 pm

(Can we please keep it clean, as requested in the opening post.) [/skip]
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474.

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The Arbys Cult
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Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Fri Jan 14, 2022 7:49 am

…Tanzania doing in the British Museum? Oh, no."

"When I was one, I swam the English Channel
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel
When I was three, I started getting thinner
When I was four, I…
Praise be to those who have The Meats™!

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Jan 14, 2022 1:17 pm

"...had a press conference with the Guiness Book of World Records people."


"Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a...
I'm OP-ing this one - PARAGON INDUSTRIES - A high tech comedy with the kooks, rejects and psychos who work at the once great tech giant that's fallen on bad times. Check out the IC action here!

New Coddington PD - Police dramedy in a corrupt major city.

The New Amsterdam Daily - A newspaper comedy, where everyone on staff - food critics, sports writers, etc. - will be writing about the upcoming political elections in NYC. Meaning the articles written are going to be... interesting.

aka: New Power - A dark superhero story set in the 1970's, where superheroes are considered terrorists and are being hunted by an organization of military-trained agents.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 2468
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Jan 14, 2022 1:25 pm

Man can”


“Vanessa, I’m…
INT:| Superweapons Missing, Canada Threatens Teutonia with “Leaving Earth” | York to Set up Skynet | South Saharan War for Independence Ends as Mali Signs Peace Treaty | Raid on the BTS HQ Leads to Capture of 4 of the 7 Members | Algeria in Civil War as Southern Militants Seize Most of Algerian Sahara | Chinese Civil War expands into Burma / NAT:| Ravenian Man Found Dead Due to Squid Games |  Ravenian Bean Space Program Found to be Man Just Playing Kerbal Space Program | Local Mall Hacked, Robots now “T-Posing” and “Hovering Menacingly”
Forgets That he Lives in a Generation | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere | Current Global Mood: Project Wingman UN | Teaser/Reminder | OOC

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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Fri Jan 14, 2022 6:18 pm

a egirl”

“ E =
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Bears Armed
GA Secretariat
 
Posts: 20588
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Fri Jan 14, 2022 7:28 pm

EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea wrote:“ E =

"...an ear, a hearing ear;
V, ..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474.

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:14 am

"...uh, I forget what letter comes next in the alphabet."


"She had a swimsuit that was like a nuclear bomb, because it had...
Last edited by Talchyon on Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:15 am, edited 1 time in total.
I'm OP-ing this one - PARAGON INDUSTRIES - A high tech comedy with the kooks, rejects and psychos who work at the once great tech giant that's fallen on bad times. Check out the IC action here!

New Coddington PD - Police dramedy in a corrupt major city.

The New Amsterdam Daily - A newspaper comedy, where everyone on staff - food critics, sports writers, etc. - will be writing about the upcoming political elections in NYC. Meaning the articles written are going to be... interesting.

aka: New Power - A dark superhero story set in the 1970's, where superheroes are considered terrorists and are being hunted by an organization of military-trained agents.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Olmanar
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Founded: Dec 12, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Olmanar » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:21 am

…uranium inside.

In order to read a book, you…
Small Nation, Medium Population, Large Hopes!

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Hemakral
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Posts: 545
Founded: Nov 02, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hemakral » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:34 am

"...ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot!"


"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends..."
I am a perennial blight on all that is pure and good!

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Luxenermy
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Luxenermy » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:40 am

"...will do a sweet backflip out of your life, kicking you in the face with both feet on the way."



"The line must be drawn here, this far,"
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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