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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Tue Jan 11, 2022 6:51 pm

I will commit exist you!1!1!1”


“Four score and seven years our fathers brought….”

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Khoa Dien Dao
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Postby Khoa Dien Dao » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:27 pm

...home the bacon."

"A specter is haunting Europe, the specter of..."
People's Republic of Khoa Dien Dao
Vị Nhân Dân phục vụ - In service to the people

A Marxist-Leninist island paradise in the middle of [body of water soon to be determined].

News: Comrade Yuin Siang-fong to inspect new housing units in West Ly San | New offshore wind plant confirmed, projected to add 6000 mWh to annual electricity production

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Psychii
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Psychii » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:29 pm

"...apple pie!"

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down..."

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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:42 pm

dkwkshaidbqidjfiwhfiwmfville walls”



“ The fitness gram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that…

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Bears Armed
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Postby Bears Armed » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:24 pm

EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea wrote:“ The fitness gram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that…

"... tends to fall apart if you move at faster than a slow walk while wearing it."

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"The name is Bond, James Bond..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:37 pm

"...and I'd like to take a minute and sit right there and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air."



"The world is grey, the mountains old, The forge's fire is ashen-cold;
No harp is wrung, no hammer falls: The darkness dwells in...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:29 am

the balls”



“Welcome, to …
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Arpasia
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Postby Arpasia » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:32 am

"...the Democratic Federation of Arpasia! enjoy your stay!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue..."
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:32 am

"...poets can rhyme, but I can't."


"Over hill, over dale, as we hit the dusty trail...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:20 pm

Wait why are we hitting trails?”



“NationStates is a..”

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Vladilan
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Postby Vladilan » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:21 pm

... mistake."

"I sure love the delicious and refreshing taste of..."
Warlord Era 2: 'Lectric Boogaloo.

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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:24 pm

The blood of my enemies”

“C^2 + B^2 =
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Khoa Dien Dao
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Postby Khoa Dien Dao » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:10 am

E = MC2"

"How happy is the one who says I am a..."
People's Republic of Khoa Dien Dao
Vị Nhân Dân phục vụ - In service to the people

A Marxist-Leninist island paradise in the middle of [body of water soon to be determined].

News: Comrade Yuin Siang-fong to inspect new housing units in West Ly San | New offshore wind plant confirmed, projected to add 6000 mWh to annual electricity production

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Deblar
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:50 am

“…B[REDACTED] ASS MOTHER[REDACTED]! HE PISSED ON MY [REDACTED] WIFE! THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS-“(I’m gonna stop myself right here)

“Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go HIGHER! IM PISSING ON THE ____!!!!!!”

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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:45 pm

SUN!!!! HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT BIDEN? I (urination term) ON THE SUN YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the (urination term) drrroppllllets hit the funcing earth, now get out of my funcing sight before i (urination term) on you too”

“What is the capitol of…”
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Bears Armed
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Postby Bears Armed » Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:46 pm

(Can we please keep it clean, as requested in the opening post.) [/skip]
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.

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The Arbys Cult
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Founded: Nov 28, 2017
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Postby The Arbys Cult » Fri Jan 14, 2022 7:49 am

…Tanzania doing in the British Museum? Oh, no."

"When I was one, I swam the English Channel
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel
When I was three, I started getting thinner
When I was four, I…
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Jan 14, 2022 1:17 pm

"...had a press conference with the Guiness Book of World Records people."


"Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Jan 14, 2022 1:25 pm

Man can”


“Vanessa, I’m…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea
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Founded: Jan 09, 2022
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Postby EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea » Fri Jan 14, 2022 6:18 pm

a egirl”

“ E =
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Bears Armed
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Founded: Jun 01, 2006
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Postby Bears Armed » Fri Jan 14, 2022 7:28 pm

EmusRepublicOfNewGuinea wrote:“ E =

"...an ear, a hearing ear;
V, ..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:14 am

"...uh, I forget what letter comes next in the alphabet."


"She had a swimsuit that was like a nuclear bomb, because it had...
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Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Olmanar
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Founded: Dec 12, 2021
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Postby Olmanar » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:21 am

…uranium inside.

In order to read a book, you…
Small Nation, Medium Population, Large Hopes!

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(='.'=) <— It’s so cute, isn’t it?
(")_(")

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Hemakral
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Founded: Nov 02, 2021
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Postby Hemakral » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:34 am

"...ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot!"


"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends..."
._.

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Luxenermy
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Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Luxenermy » Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:40 am

"...will do a sweet backflip out of your life, kicking you in the face with both feet on the way."



"The line must be drawn here, this far,"
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.

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