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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:04 pm

"...Extra! News title here, folks! news title here!"

"I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody..."
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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The Arbys Cult
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Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:07 am

…Kiwi or South African! Our accents are completely different! How can you not tell the difference?"

"If you woke up one day and realized…
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5742
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Dec 25, 2021 1:35 pm

"...what the square root of zero was, chances are, somebody would disagree."


"O little town of Bethlehem, how still we see..."
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Eyainevnivora
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Eyainevnivora » Sat Dec 25, 2021 1:52 pm

"...the air, of course, how very-very still of you, Zephyrus."

"V is very very..."
Second State of Eyainevnivora
| a fantasy-esque tochar majority xinjiang
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21281
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Sat Dec 25, 2021 2:20 pm

Eyainevnivora wrote:"V is very very..."

"... vexing."

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"When father papered the parlour, you couldn't see pa for..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Dec 25, 2021 7:36 pm

He was a blackout drunk

“Navi… N A V I …
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| Recent Poll Shows 97.8% of All Ravenians Don't Know June is Pride Month

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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5742
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:05 pm

... You can tell I never learned how to spell "Navy".


"Good King Wenceslaus looked out...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21281
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:38 pm

Talchyon wrote:"Good King Wenceslaus looked out...

"... but then closed the window because the outside air was cold."


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"Away in a manger, no crib for a..."
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:44 pm

Bears Armed wrote:"Away in a manger, no crib for a..."


"...group of urban young men to hang out at."


"Mary did you know that..."
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun Dec 26, 2021 8:00 pm

You are pregonate?”


“My name is…
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| Recent Poll Shows 97.8% of All Ravenians Don't Know June is Pride Month

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5742
Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Dec 27, 2021 9:58 am

"...not important. What is important is that you obey my every command. Even though I have no authority over you."


"And what to my wondering mind should appear, but a miniature...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Horacellum Testing Grounds
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: May 18, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Horacellum Testing Grounds » Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:41 am

... brain that I have"

"Boom goes..
An alternative nation to Horacellum. Second Canon a.k.a. FanT Factbooks are kept here.
Fight for the Utopia! The Stars Shall Guide Our Might and Magic!
PLEASE OMIT THE 'TESTING GROUNDS' PART WHENEVER YOU REFER TO THIS NATION
An "otherworldly" nation that is currently on the same timeline as the Cold War Era Earth, full of magics and many other wonders!
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Doniport
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Posts: 5
Founded: Oct 02, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Doniport » Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:39 pm

"2000 MEN AND 50,000 TONS OF STEEL"
-HMS Dormetshire, 1941

"I recognize the council has made a decision, but givin' that it's a..."
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The Arbys Cult
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:41 am

…decision to tax citizens $0.01 for every blade of grass on their property, I must object."

"where were u when club penguin die? i was at…
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!
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The Blazeland Administration
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 45
Founded: Mar 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Blazeland Administration » Tue Dec 28, 2021 8:48 am

"... my sister's funeral. She died after a car crash involving a person who almost looks like me and almost has the same car as me. I wiped my tears and wiped the blood stains off my car."

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"Despite being 95% of the population..."
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Blazeland Rule The World. Blazelandia Rise!
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Lamrac
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Posts: 84
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Lamrac » Tue Dec 28, 2021 3:19 pm

" ...uhh, nevermind, I don't want to appear racist"

“If your buses don't have dedicated lanes, then..."
As a nation in the 2040's where the USA dissolved into civil way following the 2020 Election, Our territory consists of Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Federal Republic of Lamrac.
duc per exemplum
Home
Factbook
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(OOC: Biden won his 306 electors fair and square. Lamrac is from an alternate timeline where he did steal the election and managed to "win" all 538 electors.)
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Dec 28, 2021 6:15 pm

you are in the right, Buses should be dealt away with, and replaced with trams.”

“Who wants to be …”
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| Recent Poll Shows 97.8% of All Ravenians Don't Know June is Pride Month

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies
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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Tue Dec 28, 2021 6:18 pm

"... A person without money at all?"

"Why yes you recognize him, it's Adenoid Hynkel, the ... of Tomainia."
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Emus Republic of New Guinea
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Oct 29, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Emus Republic of New Guinea » Tue Dec 28, 2021 6:20 pm

Arpasia wrote:"... A person without money at all?"

"Why yes you recognize him, it's Adenoid Hynkel, the ... of Tomainia."

NationStates celebrity

Hey Vsauce [BLANK] Here!
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Dec 28, 2021 6:22 pm

HEY Vsauce, Ted of TedTaks here…

Where are your…
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| Recent Poll Shows 97.8% of All Ravenians Don't Know June is Pride Month

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies
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Menouria
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 16, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Menouria » Tue Dec 28, 2021 6:26 pm

Cookies?

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That which we call a rose by any other name would smell…
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5742
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Tue Dec 28, 2021 7:19 pm

"...of elderberries! And your father was a hamster, too!"


"Bravely, brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin ran away. He was not at all afraid to be...
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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Emus Republic of New Guinea
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Posts: 118
Founded: Oct 29, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Emus Republic of New Guinea » Wed Dec 29, 2021 6:39 pm

To be a h o r s e”
“when you have that last piece of the jigsaw i hope…..”
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Deblar
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Posts: 4410
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Wed Dec 29, 2021 7:02 pm

"...THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE!"

"United forever in friendship and..."
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Jinggangshan
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Posts: 129
Founded: Jul 17, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Jinggangshan » Wed Dec 29, 2021 7:22 pm

...vodka.

"Political power grows out of..."
中国共产党万岁!
Cives, floreat Europa
Opus magnum vocat vos
Stellae signa sunt in caelo
Aureae, quae iungant nos
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