QUOTE, MISQUOTE

[Polomon Islands]

HEYEYEYEYEYEY."

"Im blinded by the...

[Wiolgopomorska]

"…cursed dreams of my people."

"Pull the strings…"

[Free Ravensburg]

Lights of the car behind me, time to press this button to blind them.”


Ninja’d: on this box i found under a deep sea rock.

“AlL i WaNt FoR cHr|sTmAs |s

[Deblar]

“…for it all to just end.”

“The sun is a…”

[Bears Armed]

“The sun is a…”

"... star, the Earth is a planet... and that's no moon, it's the Death Star!"

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"Silent night, holy night, ..."

[Free Ravensburg]

All is calm. All is not bright. Its schtewpidly dawk out innit.”
—Ghiaccio, after hearing about all is bright in the desert. (Unknown, colorized)



Mom can we have ____
No we have ____ at home
____ at home
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[Jutsa]

Cards against humanity.

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"It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these..."

[Cereskia 2]

"...you should be feeling fine and go on with your day."

"Žive naj vsi..."

[Talchyon]

...This translates to, "If you are going to the gas station to get some beef jerky, chips, ice cream and a turkey sandwich, make sure you take three rights, two lefts, go straight past Louie's diner, and making sure your data is on, type 'gas station' into your internet maps program. Once having done this, you also should make sure your seat belt is buckled and that you are following all traffic safety laws. You wouldn't want to be pulled over for speeding. Getting to a gas station means you will have to find an adequate parking space. Once you find it, pull your vehicle in gently. Use your turn signals appropriately. Inch up to the curb, leaving enough room for people walking on the sidewalk in front of the gas station. Put your vehicle in park. You can use the emergency brake if you also wish. Then, unbuckling your seat belt, take the keys out of the ignition, open the door, stand up and exit the vehicle. Close the door. It's generally a good idea to lock the car doors. If, by chance, you have forgotten your keys inside, you are going to need to get them before you proceed into the store. Also, be certain that all car windows are closed - unless you have animals inside. If children are with you, bring them with you into the store. Then, entering the gas station, proceed directly to the aisles where your desired items are located. Carry them to the counter, and when one of the employees is available to help you, you can purchase your food items. Many gas stations prefer credit card purchases, but cash will also work. Beware - sometimes gas stations will not take out of state checks. Be sure to collect your receipt from the employee, and now you can enjoy what you just bought."


"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...

[Free Ravensburg]

I still cant get drunk off of the blood of my enemies.





My name is _____. I am 33 years old…”

[Great United States]

suston b. Sus


"Nows your chance to..

[Wiolgopomorska]

"…GET SHOT~"

"My name is Inigo Montoya…"

[Free Ravensburg]

…I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.”



“My name is Yoshikage Kira…

[Talchyon]

"...but people just call me, 'Bubba.'"



"Four score and seven years ago..."

[Untecna]

"...we choose to land on the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."

"Rub-a-dub-dub,..."

[Free Ravensburg]

Three men in a, wait. There all the same guy. And they have a hand fetish.”




“All around me are…

[Talchyon]

"...guys wearing hazmat suits and trying to be careful not to get too close."


"Rudolph, the red-nosed...

[Bears Armed]

"Rudolph, the red-nosed...

"... wombat, pulled the sleigh but very slow."

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"Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree..."

[Polomon Islands]

Go burn down in NYC."
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"I once had a...

[Filipinn]

Go burn down in NYC."
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"I once had a...

'... happy life. After some effort, I am no longer happy.'

'All warfare is based on...

[Polomon Islands]

Your Mother."
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"I am so..

[Deblar]

“…SICK. My body is doing THINGS - THAT THING! And you over there? SHUT UP. And you? Take off my pants! YOU WANNA SEE SOME... WEIRD SHIT?!”

“Silent night, holy night…”

[Wiolgopomorska]

"…time has come to summon Satan!"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells…"

[Nacrad]

"... Single all the way, home alone, no party, its singles' judgement day, hey!"

"Woah, I never meant to brag, ____"

[The Republic of Western Sol]

"... Single all the way, home alone, no party, its singles' judgement day, hey!"

"Woah, I never meant to brag, ____"

"... But that dog looked sooo seductive!"

"welcome to Walmart, where we sell great..."