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Carthatska
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Posts: 226
Founded: Nov 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Carthatska » Wed Jun 23, 2021 2:55 pm

Man becomes filled with rage and sets up an 'uwu bomb' in Milwaukee.
TG me if my posts are bad.

If New Caledonia was very French and also independent.

Nothing going on except everybody hates the President
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Asouzu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: May 06, 2021
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Postby Asouzu » Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:37 pm

Man starts an organization to detonate multiple uwu bombs throughout the world.
- My Old Signature, Archived as a Reminder of My First Days Here -
じゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱん
- Welcome to Pyramid III! Select your nation! -
Asо̄zu-Fūkei・The Scenery of Asо̄zu・浅水風景
  • Factbooks in the perspective of a 4X Game.
  • Takes place in a world where Asо̄zu and other nations still exist.
  • Not on Earth, uses different years.
  • Current plan; make both factbooks of Asо̄zu's gameplay and its real life culture, as well as a large one of the game it takes place in (the latter not promised).
  • ロール出来ない！
ねえ、Forum 7 Discord Serverに立ち交じってください！
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Tremulo
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
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Postby Tremulo » Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:39 pm

Man's organisation creates and sets up a multitude of uwu bombs throughout the world
Indiana 2, Island Boogaloo
Firefly News: Otter population in New Patoka Lake up 25% from last year according to census, President Johnson to judge venison cooking festival, Progressive Party conflicted about Green Party in latest meeting, Collectivist Action Party's leader to face life in prison for orchestration of riots in Wabash

Usually vibing on F7. Literally just an average dude, nothing special.
Mainly focusing on expanding trivia and culture factbooks, attempting an emphasis on humor.
This nation represents my views for the most part, with a few differences. I don't think there's any unironic anti-centrists, lol.
NS stats and policies have been shot out of the canonicity cannon.
Also, Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes is very pogchamp.
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Isles of Eamhna
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 07, 2021
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Postby Isles of Eamhna » Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:44 pm

Tremulo wrote:Man's organisation creates and sets up a multitude of uwu bombs throughout the world

man uses uwu bombs to collapse peruvian state, renames country peruwu
Isles of Eamhna — Aoidhe Eamhna
Eamhna is pronounced Ave-ruh, as though you've been punched in the stomach while saying Avril Lavigne
Naoimn Eaimhnidht — the Emnian Phrasebook
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Nordic-British Union
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nordic-British Union » Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:42 pm

NATO forces prepare nuclear launches on Peruwu due to how cursed the name is amounting to international aggressions.
Breaking news:Twin skies surpasses Quantum in NBU’s charts. A new “arc-firing” firearm constructed by Cassandra proves to be extremely costly, tests undergoing anyway.

Daarwyrth wrote:The nation is set in a post-apocalyptic setting, where the last hope is music.
Misgardamy wrote:Cyberpunk anime, nor nordic, nor british.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:I guess a cyberpunk world of some sort. They are militarized to some degree, and the citizens are wealthy enough to ride in that kind of car.
Ostrov Pestsa wrote:A steampunk anime world full of secrets waiting to be discovered.
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The Hazar Amisnery
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Posts: 395
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:46 pm

Man nukes every NATO country before they do.
WA delegate of The European Commonwealth of Nations
committed a crime in Europe, sorry Yahlia
pls join my region we are dying
“Beware the barrenness of a busy life”
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Keira
Diplomat
 
Posts: 944
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
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Postby Keira » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:46 pm

Goddess kills man for causing so much suffering, and cleans up Earth.

New man.
⠀⠀⠀⠀Federation⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ of ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Keira⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
Wiki | Map | President | Factbooks
About me | she / they | Liberal & Pragmatic Social Democrat | Prussian Lithuanian in UK | No game stats | Dark theme | ex-DOS
Main: Helvena | Other puppets: Ygria Osttera
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Jaunt
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jan 15, 2021
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Postby Jaunt » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:50 pm

New Man moves to New York. Assumes the identity of Neumann.
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Isles of Eamhna
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 07, 2021
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Postby Isles of Eamhna » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:21 pm

Man "Neumann" takes up acting; changes name to "Newman" to avoid discrimination.
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Isles of Eamhna — Aoidhe Eamhna
Eamhna is pronounced Ave-ruh, as though you've been punched in the stomach while saying Avril Lavigne
Naoimn Eaimhnidht — the Emnian Phrasebook
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Auzkhia
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Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:28 pm

Newman becomes a post service clerk and lives in a nice Manhattan apartment.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist
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Hiram Land
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1483
Founded: May 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Hiram Land » Wed Jun 23, 2021 8:24 pm

Mann Newmann sues Newman for stealing his name. Since this court is a field where both sides fight to the death, Newmann is killed and Newman is declared ruler of the post service clerk department!
Слава Україні!
#ValaranSoFab™
he/him
uwu
National Information
Unidas et Hyramalunde
Nationbuilder
Old Dispatches
Alternate: Hiramia-Omfew
_____ Hiram Land _____
Hyramas or Bust!
Thank you to Nanako Island for providing help for the signature.
Proud UFN member
RIP UNoE and UoJ
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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Thu Jun 24, 2021 5:31 am

Jeff intervenes for some reason.
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Auzkhia
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Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Thu Jun 24, 2021 7:45 am

Jeff changes his name to Jerry and accosts Newman for his postal behavior.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist
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Isles of Eamhna
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 07, 2021
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Postby Isles of Eamhna » Thu Jun 24, 2021 8:16 am

Auzkhia wrote:Jeff changes his name to Jerry and accosts Newman for his postal behavior.

newman changes name to novak to avoid being accosted
Isles of Eamhna — Aoidhe Eamhna
Eamhna is pronounced Ave-ruh, as though you've been punched in the stomach while saying Avril Lavigne
Naoimn Eaimhnidht — the Emnian Phrasebook
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
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Postby The Abkhaz » Thu Jun 24, 2021 9:41 am

novak remembers the relationship he had with woman and calls here to see how shes doing
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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
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Posts: 1155
Founded: Jan 11, 2021
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Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Thu Jun 24, 2021 9:48 am

Novak is mistaken for Novac man is killed by a thermometer wielding T Rex in Nevada
Does NOT fully represent my views

Member of ICDN, Nato and UCA (and all of its predecessors)
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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

New account: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nyetoa
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Auzkhia
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Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Thu Jun 24, 2021 10:31 am

Novak is dead, man is reborn, man is baby now.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist
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Free Indian States
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jun 10, 2020
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Postby Free Indian States » Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:19 am

Baby man says "goo goo ga ga"
The Confederacy of Free Indian States, set in an alternate timeline in which India doesn't get colonised, is a regional union with member states enjoying a high level of autonomy.
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Lore being remade
24 Nov
Today we have no news. No really, us at the news studio have actually run out of things to report and absolutely nothing interesting seems to happen. We tried playing अंताक्षरी, but after singing every bollywood song in existence about 5 times over, we couldn't even pretend to be having fun. God help us.
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Hiram Land
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1483
Founded: May 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Hiram Land » Thu Jun 24, 2021 1:27 pm

Baby goes to school and fails every class but P.E. because it can't talk yet.
Слава Україні!
#ValaranSoFab™
he/him
uwu
National Information
Unidas et Hyramalunde
Nationbuilder
Old Dispatches
Alternate: Hiramia-Omfew
_____ Hiram Land _____
Hyramas or Bust!
Thank you to Nanako Island for providing help for the signature.
Proud UFN member
RIP UNoE and UoJ
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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Thu Jun 24, 2021 2:09 pm

Baby grows up to be a toddler and eventually goes to Nursery School, but for some reason, only answers to Baby.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist
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Jutsa
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5496
Founded: Dec 06, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Jutsa » Thu Jun 24, 2021 2:13 pm

Baby wishes to be a historically successful baseball star whose name is featured in half of all future pop songs.
You're welcome to telegram me any questions you have of the game. Unless I've CTE'd (ceased to exist) - then you physically can't do that.
Helpful* Got Issues? Links (Not Pinned In Forum) *mostly: >Personal List of Issue Ideas | >List of Known Missing Issues/Options | >Sacara's Issue Database |
>Trotterdam's Policy Tracker with a secret | >Hidden Bonus Threads Directory | >Val's Bonus Stats | >Fauzjhia's Easter Egg Guide | >My Joke Drafts List | >Sherp's Author Rankings
Other Nifty Links: >NS Newcomers' Guide by Amerion | >NSindex | >IA's WA Proposal Office | >Major Discord Links | >TNP Card Query | >Trivia | >Cards Against NS | >Polls
"Remember, licking doorknobs is perfectly legal on other planets." - Ja Luıñaí
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
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Postby The Abkhaz » Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:15 pm

Baby goes into a machine and becomes Man
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The Champions League
Diplomat
 
Posts: 521
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Champions League » Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:18 pm

Man uses the same machine to travel to the past to see himself as Baby
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
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Postby The Abkhaz » Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:20 pm

Man procceds to faint of cutness
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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Fri Jun 25, 2021 12:24 am

No doubleposting, so...

The Champions League wrote:Man uses the same machine to travel to the past to see himself as Baby


With the help of poor trigger discipline, Man accidentally shoots his infant self with a Colt Anaconda revolver.
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