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Rhodesia-South Africa
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Posts: 13
Founded: Mar 26, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Rhodesia-South Africa » Tue Mar 28, 2023 6:52 pm

Clone man dies of cholera after drinking the contaminated sewage water

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Baiddsound
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Wed Mar 29, 2023 2:06 am

Man works at a sewage treatment plant, heard his co-worker died of cholera after driking the seage
Warning: Unless stated otherwise, NationStates stats are CANON. I am BRITISH! You have been WARNED!
P.S. Baiddsound is pronounced /baið'sound/

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Ankuran
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Posts: 331
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Wed Mar 29, 2023 10:30 pm

Man lies awake at night, writhing in sweat-soaked sheets, while strange desires intrude upon his waking thoughts. He wishes, with every fiber of his being, to drink the sewage which killed his coworker.
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☭ Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union ☭

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Merulla
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Posts: 68
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:11 pm

The Man finally gives in and runs after the sewer, fills a pint with the sewage and drinks it all in one sip.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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Vonum
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Posts: 127
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:15 pm

Man changes his Identity to Woman as a joke, but then turns it back to Man
Police looking for a criminal who escaped out of East Viperland and moved to Vonum illegally
Vonum have been reclassified as ‘Socialist Democracy’
Stephana Hughsberg, who dedicates her life to helping the poor, wins the lottery and spends it on supplies to continue.
Vonum has began an attack on Nazist state Bazerbaijan.


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Merulla
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Posts: 68
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:02 am

Vonum wrote:Man changes his Identity to Woman as a joke, but then turns it back to Man


The Man wakes up and discovers that this was just a hallucination dream from having ingested the waste from the sewer. His body is still shaking, his mouth tastes and smells awful, but he's more concerned with the fact that his skin is slightly green. He realizes that he had pissed and defecated in his pants and when he was hallucinating, when he looks to the side he also sees that he has bled from his ears, he is desperate, but he does not regret having drunk the sewage.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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Enhancee
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Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Enhancee » Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:51 pm

After 10 painstaking and cramp-filled hours, man escapes the sewers.
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
There’s a boot in my snake. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: Fire breaks out at a Stew concert, dozens dead, hundreds injured | An animal shelter’s animals can talk in Tiamych | Stocks that were up and down switch places | 76% of Enhanceans giggle at the sound of a fart, university study says | Supermarket employee in Maccadd fired and blacklisted from jobs over “slightly offensive” joke | Weather: Hot and sunny, wear shorts - Honnionierri 85° - Istkevech 83° - Chuhu 86° - Marinick 71° - Tiamych 78° - Maccadd 65° - Senuo 73° | Sports: E-SPORTS | WEST SuperGamers beat ZLPRG at 3 games of All-Region Subliminal Strike | Brought to you by ECB News and Current Affairs
TG me something i’m lonely
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Enhancee
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Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Enhancee » Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:51 pm

After 10 painstaking and cramp-filled hours, man escapes the sewers.
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
There’s a boot in my snake. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: Fire breaks out at a Stew concert, dozens dead, hundreds injured | An animal shelter’s animals can talk in Tiamych | Stocks that were up and down switch places | 76% of Enhanceans giggle at the sound of a fart, university study says | Supermarket employee in Maccadd fired and blacklisted from jobs over “slightly offensive” joke | Weather: Hot and sunny, wear shorts - Honnionierri 85° - Istkevech 83° - Chuhu 86° - Marinick 71° - Tiamych 78° - Maccadd 65° - Senuo 73° | Sports: E-SPORTS | WEST SuperGamers beat ZLPRG at 3 games of All-Region Subliminal Strike | Brought to you by ECB News and Current Affairs
TG me something i’m lonely
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New Temecula
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Posts: 244
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Temecula » Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:56 pm

Man dies because of the toxins in the sewer

New man
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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Buhers
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Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:59 pm

New Man puts on some red lace panties with bows and bakes cheese muffins.
Last edited by Buhers on Thu Apr 06, 2023 8:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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Gre Milotramia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Apr 08, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gre Milotramia » Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:13 pm

Man eats the cheese muffins
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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1593
Founded: Aug 30, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:15 pm

Man then goes to gun store to acquire weapons for a bank robbery. (To buy more cheese muffins obviously)
Last edited by Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries on Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:15 pm, edited 1 time in total. 
Breaking News: John Pork found dead in Beisinghausen streets after 57-hour long shootout with local militia "He deserved it" authorities claim | 5 Trillion NSD Ea Nasir copper scandal leaves neighboring countries bankrupt, SRoM somehow untouched | STRATOS Commerce: BUY NOW BUY NOW ROBUX WORTH MORE THAN A RUBLE! ROBUX TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  |  STRATOS News: Rains expected every friday on The Foundry | Adalhard Scherer currently on an expedition
A bunch of space mercs in a confederation Authoritarian oligarchy led by Karl von Larenz
Defacto RSRM Ground Forces march
Member of KTO, Founder of FWC
Safety≠Freedom
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Enhancee
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Enhancee » Fri Apr 07, 2023 7:46 am

Man shows his “100% off coupons” to the muffin store.
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
There’s a boot in my snake. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: Fire breaks out at a Stew concert, dozens dead, hundreds injured | An animal shelter’s animals can talk in Tiamych | Stocks that were up and down switch places | 76% of Enhanceans giggle at the sound of a fart, university study says | Supermarket employee in Maccadd fired and blacklisted from jobs over “slightly offensive” joke | Weather: Hot and sunny, wear shorts - Honnionierri 85° - Istkevech 83° - Chuhu 86° - Marinick 71° - Tiamych 78° - Maccadd 65° - Senuo 73° | Sports: E-SPORTS | WEST SuperGamers beat ZLPRG at 3 games of All-Region Subliminal Strike | Brought to you by ECB News and Current Affairs
TG me something i’m lonely
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Aicrowian Canada
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 28, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Aicrowian Canada » Fri Apr 07, 2023 12:35 pm

Man gets shot by the shop owner

new man
From the great lakes to the prairies Aicrowian canada is a rich nation lead by God-Emperor Aicrius Aidanius with amazing things like Frank Tower 1,2,5,7 and 9, CN Tower, The Arctic Jailhouse, People with 12 Weapons, Slavery And More!
Our beautiful Capital of Aicrowia is home to 57 Million people! our nation is home to more than 1.7 billion people (may not be true RN)
This nation is part of The Pacific

Aicrowian Sports Teams!
Aicrowia Knights 0-0

Days Since last disaster: -1
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Vonum
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Posts: 127
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Fri Apr 07, 2023 1:42 pm

New man binge watches Netflix until his subscription runs out
Last edited by Vonum on Fri Apr 07, 2023 1:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Police looking for a criminal who escaped out of East Viperland and moved to Vonum illegally
Vonum have been reclassified as ‘Socialist Democracy’
Stephana Hughsberg, who dedicates her life to helping the poor, wins the lottery and spends it on supplies to continue.
Vonum has began an attack on Nazist state Bazerbaijan.


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Aicrowian Canada
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 28, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Aicrowian Canada » Fri Apr 07, 2023 2:12 pm

Man is forced to join Chinese army
From the great lakes to the prairies Aicrowian canada is a rich nation lead by God-Emperor Aicrius Aidanius with amazing things like Frank Tower 1,2,5,7 and 9, CN Tower, The Arctic Jailhouse, People with 12 Weapons, Slavery And More!
Our beautiful Capital of Aicrowia is home to 57 Million people! our nation is home to more than 1.7 billion people (may not be true RN)
This nation is part of The Pacific

Aicrowian Sports Teams!
Aicrowia Knights 0-0

Days Since last disaster: -1
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The North-West Isle
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Apr 06, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby The North-West Isle » Fri Apr 07, 2023 2:14 pm

Man deserts, moves to Vietnam, marries a local girl there.
IC Year: 2028
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Aicrowian Canada
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 28, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Aicrowian Canada » Fri Apr 07, 2023 2:46 pm

Man gets the power to control trees
From the great lakes to the prairies Aicrowian canada is a rich nation lead by God-Emperor Aicrius Aidanius with amazing things like Frank Tower 1,2,5,7 and 9, CN Tower, The Arctic Jailhouse, People with 12 Weapons, Slavery And More!
Our beautiful Capital of Aicrowia is home to 57 Million people! our nation is home to more than 1.7 billion people (may not be true RN)
This nation is part of The Pacific

Aicrowian Sports Teams!
Aicrowia Knights 0-0

Days Since last disaster: -1
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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries
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Posts: 1593
Founded: Aug 30, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Fri Apr 07, 2023 2:47 pm

Man then uses said trees to steal a Pantsir S1 Anti-Aircraft system from the Russians
Breaking News: John Pork found dead in Beisinghausen streets after 57-hour long shootout with local militia "He deserved it" authorities claim | 5 Trillion NSD Ea Nasir copper scandal leaves neighboring countries bankrupt, SRoM somehow untouched | STRATOS Commerce: BUY NOW BUY NOW ROBUX WORTH MORE THAN A RUBLE! ROBUX TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  |  STRATOS News: Rains expected every friday on The Foundry | Adalhard Scherer currently on an expedition
A bunch of space mercs in a confederation Authoritarian oligarchy led by Karl von Larenz
Defacto RSRM Ground Forces march
Member of KTO, Founder of FWC
Safety≠Freedom
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Verkhoyanska
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Posts: 86
Founded: Apr 04, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby Verkhoyanska » Fri Apr 07, 2023 11:43 pm

Man shoots down 12 different Russian aircraft.
Last edited by Verkhoyanska on Fri Apr 07, 2023 11:46 pm, edited 2 times in total.
A Russian breakaway state that grew tired of Putin and his "democracy".

A signature? What the hell am I supposed to sign?

I am able to remember every little thing I wrote incorrectly after I post.
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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 413
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Apr 07, 2023 11:44 pm

Man escapes into the jungle with his wife
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

Million, Billion, Trillion, Rillion! -Dr Seuss's Hitler
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Buhers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Fri Apr 07, 2023 11:46 pm

Man's wife discovers his red lace panties with bows and stones him to death with frozen cheese muffins.

Man's Wife
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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Aicrowian Canada
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 28, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Aicrowian Canada » Sat Apr 08, 2023 10:39 am

Man's wife uses the stolen panzer from an earlier post to ride through russia and China and settles in Mongolia
From the great lakes to the prairies Aicrowian canada is a rich nation lead by God-Emperor Aicrius Aidanius with amazing things like Frank Tower 1,2,5,7 and 9, CN Tower, The Arctic Jailhouse, People with 12 Weapons, Slavery And More!
Our beautiful Capital of Aicrowia is home to 57 Million people! our nation is home to more than 1.7 billion people (may not be true RN)
This nation is part of The Pacific

Aicrowian Sports Teams!
Aicrowia Knights 0-0

Days Since last disaster: -1
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New Treyland
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Sat Apr 08, 2023 1:05 pm

Man's wife is assassinated by member of the Norwegian Intelligence Service


New Member of the Norwegian Intelligence Service Man
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The Enderfolk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 17, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Enderfolk » Sun Apr 09, 2023 12:31 am

Member of the Norwegian Intelligence Service Man confiscates the Panzer and brings it back to Norway
Class 1.6 civilization according to forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617
(I don't know how to properly hyperlink lol)

This nation projects my headcanons for Endermen from Minecraft

Current Keeper of the Dragon: Yanos

NEWS: Enderman Justice Department Cracks Down on Terrorist Group Mailing Endermites to Government Officials, Arrests Dozens of Suspects.
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