Man

[Fifth Jellian Republic]

Dr man of manology, kangaroo dueler and Australian celeberty…
Says hello to next man, whose name is bob

[Ankuran]

Bob returns the greeting and is mesmerized by Dr Man of Manology's mandatory Manologist lab coat.

[New Treyland]

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, gives Bob an Xbox, becoming Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, and Bringer of Xboxes.

[Cataleenia]

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, and Bringer of Xboxes and Bob become good friends so Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, and Bringer of Xboxes gifts Bob a New computer

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, and Bringer of Xboxes is now known as Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, and Computer builder

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, and Computer builder is employed by NASA.

He is now Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, Computer builder, and Rocket Scientist.

[Federated Democratic Republic of Tropica]

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, Computer builder, and Rocket Scientist puts on a funny hat.

[Buhers]

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, Computer builder, and Rocket Scientist puts on several more hats, some of which are on fire, becoming Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, Computer builder, Rocket Scientist, and TF2 Connoisseur

[Fifth Jellian Republic]

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, Computer builder, Rocket Scientist and TF2 Connoisseur, bob, an alien, and a Kangaroo, all walk into a bar

[Merulla]

Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, Computer builder, Rocket Scientist, and TF2 Connoisseur dies because his hat, which was on fire, ends up spreading the flames throughout his body.

New Man wants to become as famous and powerful as Dr. Man of Manology, Dueler of Kangaroos, Pride of Australia, Bringer of Xboxes, Computer builder, Rocket Scientist, and TF2 Connoisseur but dies suddenly when he slips on a banana peel.

Newest Man is a trained ninja who works as a pizza delivery man.

[Buhers]

Newest Man, trained ninja, and pizza delivery man stabs himself after delivering a pizza 30 minutes late

new woman

[Ozeanreisende]

Newset man gets rich fast by ninja'ing pizza deliveries to wherever they were ordered and now newest man is CEO of man pizza where all delivery workers are trained to be like ninjas while delivering pizza

[Fifth Jellian Republic]

Newest ninja man, have realized he nijad new woman, decides to try to marry new woman,

Successful, 30 years later, their only child, new man, takes to the streets.

New man buys a car.

[Merulla]

Newest Man, trained ninja, and pizza delivery man stabs himself after delivering a pizza 30 minutes late

new woman

Newset man gets rich fast by ninja'ing pizza deliveries to wherever they were ordered and now newest man is CEO of man pizza where all delivery workers are trained to be like ninjas while delivering pizza

Newest ninja man, have realized he nijad new woman, decides to try to marry new woman,

30 years later, and their only child, new man, takes to the streets.

New man buys a car.

The pizza delivery ninja survives the suicide attempt and that's why he trains the new woman to be a pizza delivery ninja, which is now his very own wife. They have NINJA CHILD!!!

New Man is the NINJA CHILD, son of both pizza delivery ninja man and pizza delivery ninja woman.

[Ankuran]

Ninja Child is the Sifu, with a string of coins that let him cheat death by aging rapidly and humorously.

[Narland]

Ninja-chan Man trains in the ancient art of pizza-fu -- training for weeks to master the throwing of mini-pizza disks with deadly accuracy; chi powered pizza box nunchuckury, disappearing in clouds parmesan cheese and red peppers packets; and wisely using his death-cheating charmed coins to quickly age and die to humorous effect, eluding his enemies and amazing his friends.

[Luna Bean]

Ninja-chan man is defeated by a confused pirate who time traveled from 2003

New man

[Ankuran]

New man is the confused pirate who time travelled from 2003.

[Baiddsound]

New man sails to coast of Somalia to commit piracy

[New Treyland]

New man becomes a somali warlord and leads the nation to an economic boom, becoming Man, Unifier of Somalia

[Procrast]

Man, Unifier of Somalia attempts to unite the rest of Africa, starting with Ethiopia.

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

Man succeeds in unifying Africa, becoming Man the Unifyer.

[Buhers]

Man, the Unifier goes on a powertrip and begins conquering arabia and europe

[North Yuan]

Man , the Unifier , prepares for a campaign into India , but is too old to do one so decides to instead settle down and deal with the unrest in his empire.

[Ozeanreisende]

Man , the Unifier , prepares for a campaign into India , but is too old to do one so decides to instead settle down and deal with the unrest in his empire.

man slaps the person to death who called his union an "empire" (old) man then declares the african-european union with the capitol in gibralter.

[Culway]

Man is somehow teleported into the sun

New Man