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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:33 am

Man then realizes that the radius of death was only for a moment and was relieved to see that the puppy was just sleeping
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 409
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:33 am

Man then gets slammed with an Boeing 747-100 and is seemingly vaporized in the fireball.
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#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:35 am

Man isn't a fireball but it seems like he is. He is bored of seemingly being a fireball, he shoplifts a fidget spinner
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Blue Orb
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Posts: 4
Founded: Jul 23, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Blue Orb » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:43 am

He gets shot dead by the security guard and nuked by the local military for being a threat to public safety
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:Labour Strike on effect, certain services may be at a reduced capacity.

On March 17 In 1992, nearly 69 percent of white South African voters backed F.W. de Klerk's reforms—which included the repeal of racially discriminatory laws—and effectively endorsed the dismantling of apartheid.
News:Leaked negotiations with strikers destabalizes the movement. - Orb Politics |Media black-out reported due to exhaustion of non striking employees. -Voice of Economy|Several key strikers found dead in their homes, fire stoked. - Bloo News
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:52 am

Man turns into a radioactive zombie
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Baiddsound
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Posts: 64
Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Sun Jan 08, 2023 6:26 am

Man infects the town he lives in, becomes zombie horde man
Warning: Unless stated otherwise, NationStates stats are CANON. I am BRITISH! You have been WARNED!
P.S. Baiddsound is pronounced /baið'sound/

☞(≧◕.◕≦)☜
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New Treyland
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Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Sun Jan 08, 2023 6:44 am

Zombie Horde Mans get therapy and become normal mans
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:26 am

New Treyland wrote:Zombie Horde Mans get therapy and become normal mans

death itself has finally caught up to normal man and normal man got oof'ed
new maan
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Dantek
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Posts: 13
Founded: Sep 30, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dantek » Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:31 am

New Maan dies because he has two a's in his name.

New Man is a carpenter
Certified nerd
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Ashotu Three
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Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:37 am

Man dies because of that and becomes new
Hanging man

New man
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:21 pm

New man’s is frustrated by his constant death and is determined to live a long life.
New man is hit by a bus.
New man.
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Verdant Field
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Posts: 16
Founded: May 31, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Verdant Field » Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:23 pm

new man is austrian so he changed his name to neumann
Nice Tree
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Buhers
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Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:25 pm

neumann becomes paul neumann
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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Huayramarca
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Posts: 311
Founded: May 02, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Huayramarca » Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:28 pm

Buhers wrote:neumann becomes paul neumann


Paul Neumann decides to play basketball in the modern era, faces Shaq and gets crushed.

Population: 36 million, demonym: Huayramarcan, capital city: Huayramarca D.M. Languages: Spanish, Quechua, Aymara.

Starblaydia: "That's a Mister Burns nefarious scheme mountain, why is it dark at 2pm?'
'Oh, you know, Huayramarcan geography, is all'"
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Ankuran
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Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:52 pm

Paul Neumann retires from basketball and meets an author. Together, they create a foodstuff empire whose proceeds are donated to charity.
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☭ Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union ☭

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Gary the No Trash Cougar
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Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Gary the No Trash Cougar » Sun Jan 08, 2023 3:43 pm

Paul Neumann finds a group of lemmings. He then follows their path until they arrive at a cliff. He then falls to his demise along with all of the other lemmings

New man
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Maralago
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Posts: 55
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Maralago » Sun Jan 08, 2023 3:43 pm

New man goes back to college.
Maralago Truth News: MAGA Alliance wins big in Greater and Lesser Council elections; Democratic Alliance loses representation; MAGA Court convicts Biden in absentia of election fraud, issues warrant for arrest; Biden spy arrested in Miami; Dr. Mehmet Oz named new Surgeon General of Maralago.

Trump in 2024. Make America Great Again!
Impeach Alvin Bragg.
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Porotia
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Posts: 74
Founded: Oct 06, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Porotia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 3:45 pm

New Man flunks college course, has to do another year of college
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What do you want?

Authoritarian/Libertarian: 6.22 Authoritarian
Left/Right: 0.33 Center

I am a Stratocratic Populist.
For: Increased police & military funding, Militarized police, Drug crackdowns, Law enforcement raids on criminal operations, Freedom of speech, Right to Bear Arms, Manufacturing and ownership of automatic firearms, Surveillance of ex-cons, Business regulation, Capital punishment, Government posession of nuclear weapons, one-party system, Castle doctrine.

Against: The Military-Industrial Complex, Gun control, State-Controlled Press, Socialism, Welfare, Hard & soft drugs (excluding medications prescribed by doctors), Transgenderism, Terrorism.
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Emus Republic Of Australia
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Posts: 405
Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 4:16 pm

New Man studies previous men
Tier 5-6 level 0 type 5. According to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
NS stats ain’t canon

leopard gecko be like: mommy I dropped my crimket
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Buhers
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Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Sun Jan 08, 2023 5:49 pm

new man graduates with a degree in manology
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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Ethapia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 15, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ethapia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 5:51 pm

new man finds a job at Mann Co.
Concordis Praesidentialis Respublica aep Ethapia
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Buhers
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Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Sun Jan 08, 2023 5:54 pm

new man gets punched really hard by saxton hale, but somehow survives, becoming an australian celebrity
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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The free city of Kravolec
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Posts: 291
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The free city of Kravolec » Sun Jan 08, 2023 5:56 pm

man duels a kangaroo on the barby
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:24 pm

Dr man of manology, kangaroo dueler and Australian celeberty, decides to board the bus
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The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Cataleenia
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Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:54 am

On the bus Dr Man of manology sees next man
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
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[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
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Nothing is permanent.
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