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Hannoura Az-Zengi
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Posts: 491
Founded: Jan 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hannoura Az-Zengi » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:27 am

Man converts to Islam and makes lots of Islamic games
Founder of Saimum pact (Wanna join? TG me or go into the OOC thread)
Part of SATA
Impasse with ODP, bordering on mistrust
NSStats not canon, factbooks WIP
Elllo there.I like trains.
I'm a proud Muslim!

Free Palestine.
HANNURA NEWS: LEBANON AND PARTS OF SYRIA GIVEN TO OSMANIC EMPIRE-ISFAHAN RELATIONS WITH HANNURA DETERIORATE RAPIDLY-NEW PLANET HAS BEEN SETTLED (OSHINA)-NEW HIGH-SPEED TRAIN UNDER CONSTRUCTION-OSHINAN GENERAL KHURRAM IS ASSASSINATED. REBEL STRONGHOLD IN SOUTH HAS BEEN RAZED
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:38 am

Hannoura Az-Zengi wrote:Man converts to Islam and makes lots of Islamic games

man decides to shoot himself because he is forced to make islamic games (he was forced by the taliban or something idk)
new alien-man (universe where anything invented on earth never exists, along with the planet earth)
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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North Yuan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby North Yuan » Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:52 am

Alien-Man prepares to T R A N S C E N D
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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:15 am

Transcending goes horribly wrong and the man transcends to the afterlife.

New Man is an openly gay man running for president of Liberia.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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Ankuran
Envoy
 
Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:52 am

Man re-reads the ballot and realizes he's accidentally running for president of the library.
<WARNING!!> Sleep [ ▋▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ]

<CRITICAL!!> F7 [ ▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋]
☭ Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union ☭

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Hannoura Az-Zengi
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Posts: 491
Founded: Jan 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hannoura Az-Zengi » Sat Jan 07, 2023 1:15 pm

soup of side is haram
/stillme
Founder of Saimum pact (Wanna join? TG me or go into the OOC thread)
Part of SATA
Impasse with ODP, bordering on mistrust
NSStats not canon, factbooks WIP
Elllo there.I like trains.
I'm a proud Muslim!

Free Palestine.
HANNURA NEWS: LEBANON AND PARTS OF SYRIA GIVEN TO OSMANIC EMPIRE-ISFAHAN RELATIONS WITH HANNURA DETERIORATE RAPIDLY-NEW PLANET HAS BEEN SETTLED (OSHINA)-NEW HIGH-SPEED TRAIN UNDER CONSTRUCTION-OSHINAN GENERAL KHURRAM IS ASSASSINATED. REBEL STRONGHOLD IN SOUTH HAS BEEN RAZED
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Dalavi
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Dalavi » Sat Jan 07, 2023 1:18 pm

islamic man gets beat to death by fellow muslims for making a haram soup
new man is lego man
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Sat Jan 07, 2023 2:29 pm

Lego man is very excited to build a spaceship
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:12 pm

Lego man meets a guy named Steve, who helps him build his spaceship.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Enhancee
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Enhancee » Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:09 pm

Time is disrupted.

Man and steve walk five feet
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
There’s a boot in my snake. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: Fire breaks out at a Stew concert, dozens dead, hundreds injured | An animal shelter’s animals can talk in Tiamych | Stocks that were up and down switch places | 76% of Enhanceans giggle at the sound of a fart, university study says | Supermarket employee in Maccadd fired and blacklisted from jobs over “slightly offensive” joke | Weather: Hot and sunny, wear shorts - Honnionierri 85° - Istkevech 83° - Chuhu 86° - Marinick 71° - Tiamych 78° - Maccadd 65° - Senuo 73° | Sports: E-SPORTS | WEST SuperGamers beat ZLPRG at 3 games of All-Region Subliminal Strike | Brought to you by ECB News and Current Affairs
TG me something i’m lonely
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Unmet Player
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Posts: 228
Founded: Aug 24, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unmet Player » Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:14 pm

man falls into a pit and dies

new man
I love William McKinley
politcal compass results
Economic Left/Right: 4.0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.95
ALL AI must be destroyed
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:38 pm

Unmet Player wrote:man falls into a pit and dies

new man

new man wont stop making star wars references
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:49 pm

new man goes to the grocery store because he needs to eat
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:51 pm

Zorinitiee wrote:new man goes to the grocery store because he needs to eat

man accidently tells a robber "may the force be with you" the robber can now use the force and then man leaves and goes home, gets the groceries in then goes hiking on a mountain just to yell "ITS OVER ANAKING I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND" he then proceeds to walk home, he is now home
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Ankuran
Envoy
 
Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:56 pm

Man goes to bed, exhausted from his busy day.
<WARNING!!> Sleep [ ▋▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ]

<CRITICAL!!> F7 [ ▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋]
☭ Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union ☭

███████████████████████
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:57 pm

Man wakes up in the middle of the night then gets himself a drink of water
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Ashotu Three
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Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:58 pm

Man wakes up during the year 19388388383838384757474
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Ankuran
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Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:10 pm

Man didn't realize it was New Year's already, but he's glad he can put the year 19388388383838384757473 behind him.
<WARNING!!> Sleep [ ▋▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ]

<CRITICAL!!> F7 [ ▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋]
☭ Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union ☭

███████████████████████
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Huayramarca
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Posts: 311
Founded: May 02, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Huayramarca » Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:14 pm

Man decides to walk and found a jet backpack, flies.

Population: 36 million, demonym: Huayramarcan, capital city: Huayramarca D.M. Languages: Spanish, Quechua, Aymara.

Starblaydia: "That's a Mister Burns nefarious scheme mountain, why is it dark at 2pm?'
'Oh, you know, Huayramarcan geography, is all'"
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Atheara
Diplomat
 
Posts: 524
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Atheara » Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:16 pm

Man lost control of said jet batpack, but not before he travels over an entire ocean. He crashes off the east coast and dies.

New man.
A T H E A R A | A N A I A
"I'm not sure about being as obvious as other people."
Football
Jenna Raven Cup I Champions!
3rd in the 75th Baptism of Fire!

Ice Hockey
3rd in the 19th World Junior Hockey Championships!
Ro32 in the 47th World Cup of Hockey
If you were wondering, the girl on my flag is Vill V from Honkai Impact 3rd. Your welcome.
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Soviet Kem
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 12, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Soviet Kem » Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:22 pm

Gets cyanide and take a tablet. (Has 24 hours of life left)
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sat Jan 07, 2023 10:44 pm

Soviet Kem wrote:Gets cyanide and take a tablet. (Has 24 hours of life left)

man uses a loophole it says he took the tablet implying simply holding it so instead he cheats death by using loopholes and now death itself is mad
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:35 am

Death, angry at man’s legalism, sets out to get revenge
Everything in a 300 foot radius dies around man
Last edited by Fifth Jellian Republic on Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Cataleenia
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Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:06 am

Luckily nothing was within a 300 ft radius of man
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
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Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:31 am

Man see's a cute puppy walking towards him and tried to shoo it away but it's too excited. then it dies
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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