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Ozeanreisende
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Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:32 pm

Zorinitiee wrote:man is sick of dying so he decides to not die

man cannot escape his fate man literally feels that every moment could result in death
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Arstotskiano
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Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:33 pm

Man then dies
New man
Kazakhstan ugorshreph
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
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Zorinitiee
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Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:33 pm

man has a phobia of death but still has a sense of doom, then he remembers his past lives and decides not to make the same mistakes
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Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
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Ozeanreisende
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:35 pm

Zorinitiee wrote:man has a phobia of death but still has a sense of doom, then he remembers his past lives and decides not to make the same mistakes

man forgot to pay his taxes so the IRS assasinates him (and takes his taxes)
new man who will be killed in the next several posts
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Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
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Zorinitiee
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Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:36 pm

man should've paid his taxes.
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Arstotskiano
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Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:36 pm

Kazakhstan makes man into potassium
New man
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
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Zorinitiee
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:37 pm

man pays his taxes so the IRS doesn't get him... again
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Ozeanreisende
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Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:38 pm

Arstotskiano wrote:Kazakhstan makes man into potassium
New man

Only in Ohio (man gets his organs sucked out of his body by some horror due to being in ohio
new man as far away from ohio as possible
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Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
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Ankuran
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Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:59 pm

Ohio cannot be escaped. No matter how far and how fast he runs, Ohio draws ever closer to man.
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Zorinitiee
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Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Thu Jan 05, 2023 11:00 pm

Man cries like a little baby
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Dantek
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Founded: Sep 30, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dantek » Thu Jan 05, 2023 11:14 pm

Man looks behind and sees Ohio behind
Why hello there, mate! Seems like you've awoken after your what? 25,000 year long slumber? Oh well, I'd like to use this moment to talk about myself. Here is a list:
    • I am a nerd
    •I am a nerd
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Zorinitiee
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Thu Jan 05, 2023 11:17 pm

Man cowers in fear at ohio's presence
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Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Fri Jan 06, 2023 2:32 am

Man decides to stop running and fight

Man creates the anti Ohio

/comment I have no idea what Ohio means by the way, if you just mean the state?
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The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Baiddsound
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Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Fri Jan 06, 2023 5:11 am

Fifth Jellian Republic wrote:Man decides to stop running and fight

Man creates the anti Ohio

/comment I have no idea what Ohio means by the way, if you just mean the state?

Methinks they mean a nightmarish fictional version of Ohio

Ohio wipes all memories of man's past memories. man can now live in peace
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P.S. Baiddsound is pronounced /baið'sound/

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Unmet Player
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Posts: 228
Founded: Aug 24, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unmet Player » Fri Jan 06, 2023 5:16 am

man lives a long, happy life and dies at the age of 92 surrounded by everyone he loves
I love William McKinley
politcal compass results
Economic Left/Right: 4.0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.95
ALL AI must be destroyed
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Fri Jan 06, 2023 5:17 am

Except, Man cannot escape the chaos that is life. Man is then visited by the ghosts of Man Past, Man Present, and Man Future, telling him what he must do.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:15 pm

Man builds the anti Ohio
Then boards a cruise ship
The plan is almost ready now..
Last edited by Fifth Jellian Republic on Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Ankuran
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Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:19 pm

Man sails out into international waters where Ohio will be weakened by lack of America.
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DeMoNiC sAtAn
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Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:31 pm

Man eats the boat
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Try and finish two month-long projects in under 24 hours. I did it once, this is part 2.
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastination
Current Pronouns: they/them
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tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:47 pm

Man approaches his final form,
The plan nears completion..
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Baiddsound
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Posts: 64
Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:57 am

Man reveals himself to be Jesus, son of God, and banishes the demons of Ohio back to hell
Warning: Unless stated otherwise, NationStates stats are CANON. I am BRITISH! You have been WARNED!
P.S. Baiddsound is pronounced /baið'sound/

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Misdainana
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Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:01 am

Man eat cheese
UNITED REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

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Hannoura Az-Zengi
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Posts: 491
Founded: Jan 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hannoura Az-Zengi » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:03 am

Cheese poisons him. New man
Founder of Saimum pact (Wanna join? TG me or go into the OOC thread)
Part of SATA
Impasse with ODP, bordering on mistrust
NSStats not canon, factbooks WIP
Elllo there.I like trains.
I'm a proud Muslim!

Free Palestine.
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Baiddsound
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Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:09 am

Hannoura Az-Zengi wrote:Cheese poisons him. New man

Man resurrects 3 days later and ascends to heaven.

New game developer man
Warning: Unless stated otherwise, NationStates stats are CANON. I am BRITISH! You have been WARNED!
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Atheara
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Posts: 524
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Atheara » Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:10 am

Man develops game and all ratings are mixed.
A T H E A R A | A N A I A
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Football
Jenna Raven Cup I Champions!
3rd in the 75th Baptism of Fire!

Ice Hockey
3rd in the 19th World Junior Hockey Championships!
Ro32 in the 47th World Cup of Hockey
If you were wondering, the girl on my flag is Vill V from Honkai Impact 3rd. Your welcome.
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