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Cataleenia
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Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:54 am

Man shows the the weather app
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
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Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
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Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Thu Jan 05, 2023 7:04 am

Man becomes God-Emperor Man after being put into the power over the ancient peoples.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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The Republic of Western Sol
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Posts: 743
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Thu Jan 05, 2023 7:18 am

Man starts a harem of catboys who he gives headpats to every night
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Sladski
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Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Thu Jan 05, 2023 7:32 am

Man also decides to make a "free burger day" in July 17th of every year
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Dantek
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Posts: 13
Founded: Sep 30, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dantek » Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:10 am

Man finds out not all hoomans worship him,so he gets more pissed than an Italian grandma
Why hello there, mate! Seems like you've awoken after your what? 25,000 year long slumber? Oh well, I'd like to use this moment to talk about myself. Here is a list:
    • I am a nerd
    •I am a nerd
    • I am a nerd
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Restored Sumeru
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Posts: 97
Founded: Jan 02, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Restored Sumeru » Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:43 am

Man learns the principles of Buddhism and his anger is resolved; he in turn becomes a Buddhist monk.
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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:51 am

Man spontaneously dies

New man
Arsonist
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge
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North Yuan
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Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby North Yuan » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:36 pm

Man burns his house down and dies




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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:37 pm

Man is OsMan and creates the OttoMan Empire.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:41 pm

OsMan decides to invade someone
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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North Yuan
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Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby North Yuan » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:43 pm

OsMan wins and now pillages the Byzantine Empire
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:43 pm

OsMan is executed by greek forces because the ottoman empire suffered millions of deaths while greece suffered 1 death
New man
Last edited by Ozeanreisende on Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
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Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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TheKeyToJoy
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Posts: 566
Founded: Aug 08, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby TheKeyToJoy » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:43 pm

Osman dies because of a fever new man
My beliefs. Dogs and cats are both equal, racism is bad, Joe Mama jokes are funny, and TRR is better than any other region.
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Fifth Jellian Republic
Envoy
 
Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:45 pm

Because new man died of fever execution in a past life, he is haunted.

Haunted man takes a walk.
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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North Yuan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby North Yuan » Thu Jan 05, 2023 2:55 pm

Haunted Man crosses the road.
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Verdant Field
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Posts: 16
Founded: May 31, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Verdant Field » Thu Jan 05, 2023 4:46 pm

Haunted man goes to the grocery store thats in front of him
Nice Tree
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Magna-Scientia
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Posts: 16
Founded: Jul 18, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Magna-Scientia » Thu Jan 05, 2023 4:49 pm

Haunted man becomes a cashier
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Fifth Jellian Republic
Envoy
 
Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Thu Jan 05, 2023 4:55 pm

Haunted man is in the middle of a late shift when the store gets targeted by a robbery
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text
I always try to have an open mind
My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.
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Sladski
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:05 pm

Haunted man's haunter beats up the people robbing the store so that haunted man doesn't die, reason being he doesn't wanna haunt someone else instead
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Ankuran
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Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:19 pm

Haunted man's haunter is arrested for excessive force. Man visits him in prison.
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Luna Bean
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Aug 01, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Luna Bean » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:01 pm

Man lives a happy life away from the tortures this thread would put him through

New man
By the way, Procrast isn't one of my alts, just I find the concept of their nation very amusing, and it keeps getting better. However, regarding anogbwt gbwpfg, fqeyde ox fgr xbqrpsg vqfmwt.
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Gary the No Trash Cougar
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Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Gary the No Trash Cougar » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:04 pm

Man earns a world record for eating more nickels than anyone else on Earth
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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:16 pm

Man lives a peaceful life away from this thread
New man
Vladimir Vladvladistan
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:28 pm

Arstotskiano wrote:Man lives a peaceful life away from this thread
New man
Vladimir Vladvladistan

man shoots Vladimir Vladvladistan because it wasnt clarified if Vladimir Vladvladistan was his name so i guess that happened also north korea causes a nuclear war so the dilemma of Vladimir Vladvladistan never happened
new man
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:30 pm

man is sick of dying so he decides to not die
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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