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Ottterland
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Posts: 19
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Ottterland » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:20 pm

Show gets canceled
yeah, i'm just weird, it's not the ADHD, it's my personality
#notaflatscreentv
I'll get around to doing things
and don't question me.
Sorry.... what was i doing?
Ottterland from europe
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Cataleenia
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Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:24 pm

Man gets le big sad
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
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Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
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Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
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Quincy
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Posts: 36
Founded: Aug 12, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Quincy » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:27 pm

Man explodes from the P l a c e h o l d e r i u m explosion a few blocks away.

new man
"Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are."
- Bertolt Brecht
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."
- Karl Marx
A 13.125 civilization, according to this index.
"Silence is the true friend that never betrays."
- Confucius
"“The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so.”
- Ennius
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:44 pm

Quincy wrote:Man explodes from the P l a c e h o l d e r i u m explosion a few blocks away.

new man

new man is a mad scientist and creates a clone of himself called man2
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Haiton
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haiton » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:02 pm

Man2 kills mad scientist man making man 2 our main focus.
Just chilling out doing issues, chatting on the forums and posting stuff on the RMB.

NS Stats are canon unless overridden by another source

Addicted to Forum 7
I try to avoid one liners as much as possible but I won't always manage it. If I am "powerwanking" or anything similar rest assured I do not mean it in that way + when I post I can be a bit brainless so if anything comes across as offensive I can pretty much promise that isn't my intention.
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:02 pm

man 2 converts to the :D faith.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:13 pm

Man 2 grabs an AR-15 and goes to the bank
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:16 pm

Man 2 robs bank and gets 20$ from it
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Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:16 pm

Zorinitiee wrote:Man robs bank and gets 20$ from it

man2*
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:17 pm

Ozeanreisende wrote:
Zorinitiee wrote:Man robs bank and gets 20$ from it

man2*

man 2*
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Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:20 pm

Man2 annihilates the population of Poland then shoots himself

New man, bank clerk
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge
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Palladion State
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Posts: 21
Founded: Mar 30, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Palladion State » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:29 pm

Man explodes due to spontaneous human combustion

New man
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Palladion State - Grand Federation
Current Year: 2048 February 24
Arcadia News | As elections of 2049 near, President Ayanokoji leads opinion polls at 43%, approval rating at 71.3% | GDP growth in 2047: 3.7%, black market slashed by 59% | Apartment building in West Voyansk collapsed due to bombing, kills 56, injured 205 | NSD to NT : 0.7997(-0.0014) |
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:32 pm

Man is :D on a crusade to eliminate everyone else.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Restored Sumeru
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Posts: 97
Founded: Jan 02, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Restored Sumeru » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:35 pm

Man gets killed by the first armed person he encounters.
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Enhancee
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Enhancee » Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:00 pm

New Man.
Man fails the Spartan agoge
New Man.
Man forget to clean his picture of Kim Il Sung
New Woman.
Women forgets her hijab in the streets of Tehran
New Man.
Man is gay in Brunei
New Man.
Man is a Jojo side ally
New Man.

Man starts his day working at a Burger King.
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The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
There’s a boot in my snake. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: Fire breaks out at a Stew concert, dozens dead, hundreds injured | An animal shelter’s animals can talk in Tiamych | Stocks that were up and down switch places | 76% of Enhanceans giggle at the sound of a fart, university study says | Supermarket employee in Maccadd fired and blacklisted from jobs over “slightly offensive” joke | Weather: Hot and sunny, wear shorts - Honnionierri 85° - Istkevech 83° - Chuhu 86° - Marinick 71° - Tiamych 78° - Maccadd 65° - Senuo 73° | Sports: E-SPORTS | WEST SuperGamers beat ZLPRG at 3 games of All-Region Subliminal Strike | Brought to you by ECB News and Current Affairs
TG me something i’m lonely
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:03 pm

Man posts a picture of his feet in a plastic tub of lettuce on 4chan before serving said lettuce to his customers.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:28 pm

Man dies

New man,
guy who just committed 3 genocides in a high speed chase
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge
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Zorinitiee
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Zorinitiee » Wed Jan 04, 2023 8:21 pm

Man goes home and takes a nap
Henry is very depresso.
I am not emo i promise.
I am a very theocracy country, don't blame me. Blame Persephone.
Shout out to my bestie, East Place!
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Verdant Field
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Posts: 16
Founded: May 31, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Verdant Field » Wed Jan 04, 2023 8:57 pm

Man wakes up from nap in ohio
Nice Tree
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The Islamic communist republics
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Posts: 23
Founded: Jan 04, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby The Islamic communist republics » Wed Jan 04, 2023 9:05 pm

man gets torn in half from ohio monster
new man is russian man's kid
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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Wed Jan 04, 2023 11:09 pm

Being Russian, the new man receives sanctions and dies.
New Man is a New Jersey doctor who doesn't play by the rules and doesn't give a shit about his work ethic. Home M.D.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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Ankuran
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Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Wed Jan 04, 2023 11:25 pm

Home, MD loses his medical license for abusing painkillers while on the job, making him Citizen Home.
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ImperialRussia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 913
Founded: May 16, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby ImperialRussia » Wed Jan 04, 2023 11:29 pm

Man gets eaten from a Floridian mutated Nuclear bull shark
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Dantek
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Posts: 13
Founded: Sep 30, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dantek » Thu Jan 05, 2023 3:08 am

New Man.

Man travels back in time to chill with a Daeodon.
Why hello there, mate! Seems like you've awoken after your what? 25,000 year long slumber? Oh well, I'd like to use this moment to talk about myself. Here is a list:
    • I am a nerd
    •I am a nerd
    • I am a nerd
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Baiddsound
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:34 am

Man goes forward in time and convinces a group of early humans that he is a god
Warning: Unless stated otherwise, NationStates stats are CANON. I am BRITISH! You have been WARNED!
P.S. Baiddsound is pronounced /baið'sound/

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