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Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 29, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:25 pm

pizza was made in ohio, the pizza eats man

New man
man walks into a Woolworths Grocery Store, and slav squats
HE/HIM
Papers Please fan, also plays prison architect
Nation: Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Tier: Tier 6 - Digital Discoverer (MT)
Level: Level 0 - Inept
Type: Regional Regent
Power Comparator: U.S.S.R(see below)
Special Notes about your civilization:it is a Dictatorship, and has many Ministries, like the M.O.A [Ministry of Admission], its the 2nd most powerful nation in the Arstotzkan region, only below that of the United Federation.
Any Improvement Suggestions for the Index? No
"Glory to Arstotzka!"

the arstotzkan anthem is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUXjV1YCNCg
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The Islands Of The Red Dawn
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Dec 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Islands Of The Red Dawn » Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:43 pm

Man tears his cartilage doing the slav squat, he was sent to the hospital and is now injured man.
Cucumber milk
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Baiddsound
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:28 am

While in hospital, injured man decides to play TF2
Warning: Unless stated otherwise, NationStates stats are CANON. I am BRITISH! You have been WARNED!
P.S. Baiddsound is pronounced /baið'sound/

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Palladion State
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Mar 30, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Palladion State » Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:50 am

Man gets ligma while playing TF2
Palladion State - Grand Federation
Current Year: 2048 February 24
Arcadia News | As elections of 2049 near, President Ayanokoji leads opinion polls at 43%, approval rating at 71.3% | GDP growth in 2047: 3.7%, black market slashed by 59% | Apartment building in West Voyansk collapsed due to bombing, kills 56, injured 205 | NSD to NT : 0.7997(-0.0014) |
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Evergreeens
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jul 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Evergreeens » Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:51 am

man goes to albania
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Republic of-the North
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby Republic of-the North » Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:58 am

Man becomes Emperor of Albania and conquers Greece
Republic of the North
Overview | The World | President Stark | Parties
Westeros may have advanced, but in the end, the more things change, the more they stay the same
WNN: Merenian troops cross Astaporian border; burn villages | Dothraki troops take Rocre City in northern Lhazar; aprox. 2,000 civilians killed | Basilisk Isles refuses to prosecute naval officer who sunk Qartheen refugee ship over bomb threat | Weather: Blizzards in Winterfell, Brandonburg, and Deepwood mark Vastras week
The world of GoT but in the modern age - NS Stats executed by firing squad - Read factbooks before saying anything about this nation
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Sladski
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:18 pm

Man gets a totally fine and healthy burger that's definitely not poisoned.
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Delitai
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Delitai » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:20 pm

MAN CELEBRATES THE NEW YEAR
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Dalavi
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 104
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Dalavi » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:23 pm

man dies from the totally not poisoned burger that was probably poisoned
new man is slovenian man
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Sladski
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:46 pm

man suddenly finds a time machine
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:31 pm

Oh no time loop

New man
forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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Etherton
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Feb 14, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Etherton » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:33 pm

Man no clips from reality into the backrooms
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Palladion State
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Mar 30, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Palladion State » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:58 pm

Man realizes that he is in Level 6 of the Backrooms
Palladion State - Grand Federation
Current Year: 2048 February 24
Arcadia News | As elections of 2049 near, President Ayanokoji leads opinion polls at 43%, approval rating at 71.3% | GDP growth in 2047: 3.7%, black market slashed by 59% | Apartment building in West Voyansk collapsed due to bombing, kills 56, injured 205 | NSD to NT : 0.7997(-0.0014) |
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Wiccan American State
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 31, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Wiccan American State » Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:19 am

Man noclips into the void
an extremely wacky wiccan inclusive eco-authoritarian theocracy with monarcho-socialist characteristics nation in the north east united states general area
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:32 am

Man dies in the void.

New Dog
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Unmet Player
Envoy
 
Posts: 228
Founded: Aug 24, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unmet Player » Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:38 am

man fulfills his dream of becoming an astronaut
I love William McKinley
politcal compass results
Economic Left/Right: 4.0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.95
ALL AI must be destroyed
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Enhancee
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Enhancee » Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:11 am

Everyone thinks man died from losing air, and blames the Soviet Union, but in reality man is on a dog planet
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
There’s a boot in my snake. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: Fire breaks out at a Stew concert, dozens dead, hundreds injured | An animal shelter’s animals can talk in Tiamych | Stocks that were up and down switch places | 76% of Enhanceans giggle at the sound of a fart, university study says | Supermarket employee in Maccadd fired and blacklisted from jobs over “slightly offensive” joke | Weather: Hot and sunny, wear shorts - Honnionierri 85° - Istkevech 83° - Chuhu 86° - Marinick 71° - Tiamych 78° - Maccadd 65° - Senuo 73° | Sports: E-SPORTS | WEST SuperGamers beat ZLPRG at 3 games of All-Region Subliminal Strike | Brought to you by ECB News and Current Affairs
TG me something i’m lonely
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:11 am

Enhancee wrote:Everyone thinks man died from losing air, and blames the Soviet Union, but in reality man is on a dog planet

with help from the dogs on dog planet man manages to get back to earth unscaved
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Sladski
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Sun Jan 01, 2023 10:18 am

man gets :eyebrow: 'd by someone
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Cataleenia
Envoy
 
Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Sun Jan 01, 2023 11:06 am

Man puts paper on their head
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
Racoda wrote:
Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Sun Jan 01, 2023 12:23 pm

Man adopts a dog to remind him of the good times on dog planet
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forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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Catalonia RP 2022
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 17, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catalonia RP 2022 » Sun Jan 01, 2023 12:27 pm

dog bites 5 year old child
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Wochaystein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 454
Founded: May 06, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Sun Jan 01, 2023 12:29 pm

Catalonia RP 2022 wrote:dog bites 5 year old child

5 year old child gets upset and starts to cry
Dieresis of Diarcesia
The Cities of the Holy Empire of Wochaystein
Zuidren | Krofen | Fischen | Tien | Tendorf
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Wiccan American State
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 31, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Wiccan American State » Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:16 pm

The 5 year olds general area floods
an extremely wacky wiccan inclusive eco-authoritarian theocracy with monarcho-socialist characteristics nation in the north east united states general area
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TheKeyToJoy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 579
Founded: Aug 08, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby TheKeyToJoy » Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:20 pm

The 5 year old gets to safer ground.
My beliefs. Dogs and cats are both equal, racism is bad, Joe Mama jokes are funny, and TRR is better than any other region.
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