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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:14 am

Man commands his followers to do a recreation of 9/11 on the Petronas Towers.
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Pennyslov
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Jul 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Pennyslov » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:04 pm

Man Condemns Malaysia And Died Because Of That

New Man

Man Was Born In Death Valley, California, USA On June 18 And...
Do Not Post Advice In My Forum Posts!

An Incredible Idea To Ban Vegans/Vegetarians Or Eating Fruits/Vegetables! That Is Proof That Global Warming Is Great!

ONP News Pennyslov: Mayo Gong's Application To Join The Ovan Legislative Was Rejected|Police Officer Is Wrongly Accused Of Veganism And Was Put On Death Row|Ovan Monkey Is Extinct|
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Pennyslov
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Posts: 128
Founded: Jul 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Pennyslov » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:11 pm

...He Starved Because It's Too Hot

New Man

Άντρας Was Born In Pafos, Cyprus On August 20
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Do Not Post Advice In My Forum Posts!

An Incredible Idea To Ban Vegans/Vegetarians Or Eating Fruits/Vegetables! That Is Proof That Global Warming Is Great!

ONP News Pennyslov: Mayo Gong's Application To Join The Ovan Legislative Was Rejected|Police Officer Is Wrongly Accused Of Veganism And Was Put On Death Row|Ovan Monkey Is Extinct|
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:02 pm

He wanted to invade Northern Cyprus, but he died doing it.

New Man.

A Man Walks through a Grocery Store
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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Domacria
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 27, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Domacria » Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:06 pm

A man buys a pocket knife.
Colossal modern island nation in the South Pacific. Ruled by a compassionate yet slightly-unhinged king, with a very isolationist yet empathetic populace. Notable characteristics: terrifyingly mighty air force and navy, world famous cars, legendary blend of wildlife.

NS stats are canon; factbook started. Some things are my RL views, some things are not. If curious, feel free to telegram.

Yes, I used to be a very immature person. That was years ago. I'm trying to be better now.
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Enthisea
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Enthisea » Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:14 pm

And later, stabs others, he was subsequently arrested.
The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea
A nation of mixed cultures, and a diverse nation, with a mind of the Halluvenians and home to Alakunia Rainforest

EBC | 5/12/2023
NEWS✉ | Enthisean Students are preparing for their final quarter examination. | Brutal Summers are causing heat stroke among people. | Enthisea recorded the highest temperature recorded, at 39.7°C . | People are now cooling down on public pools, and getting inside the buildings, with cooling system. ||| Weather ⛅ | Volkonia 33.7°C ☀| Karuncamia 38.3°C ☀| Kalunruia 32.6°C ☀| Alakunijuta 22.6°C  ☀| Batruskuma 22.7°C  ☀| Vakunima 22.7°C☀| Orundelina 20.1°C ☀| Injrutama 30.2°C ☀
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The free city of Kravolec
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Posts: 291
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The free city of Kravolec » Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:17 pm

man gets sent to jail and is now criminal man
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Balloons
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 23, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Balloons » Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:43 am

Criminal Man fills up his room with balloons
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The Islands Of The Red Dawn
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Posts: 10
Founded: Dec 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Islands Of The Red Dawn » Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:01 am

He grabs one and floats out the window and escapes, he is no longer criminal man.
Cucumber milk
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Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
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Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 29, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:43 am

The Islands Of The Red Dawn wrote:He grabs one and floats out the window and escapes, he is no longer criminal man.

Mans balloon pops, making fall from the top of the atmosphere, going faster than the speed of sound and then he hits the ground into concrete full of spikes, so he is essentially vaporized,

New man
HE/HIM
Papers Please fan, also plays prison architect
Nation: Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Tier: Tier 6 - Digital Discoverer (MT)
Level: Level 0 - Inept
Type: Regional Regent
Power Comparator: U.S.S.R(see below)
Special Notes about your civilization:it is a Dictatorship, and has many Ministries, like the M.O.A [Ministry of Admission], its the 2nd most powerful nation in the Arstotzkan region, only below that of the United Federation.
Any Improvement Suggestions for the Index? No
"Glory to Arstotzka!"

the arstotzkan anthem is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUXjV1YCNCg
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Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
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Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 29, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:54 am

Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic wrote:
The Islands Of The Red Dawn wrote:He grabs one and floats out the window and escapes, he is no longer criminal man.

Mans balloon pops, making fall from the top of the atmosphere, going faster than the speed of sound and then he hits the ground into concrete full of spikes, so he is essentially vaporized,

New man

RESPOND TO ME OR I WILL ABANDONE THIS TOPIC
HE/HIM
Papers Please fan, also plays prison architect
Nation: Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Tier: Tier 6 - Digital Discoverer (MT)
Level: Level 0 - Inept
Type: Regional Regent
Power Comparator: U.S.S.R(see below)
Special Notes about your civilization:it is a Dictatorship, and has many Ministries, like the M.O.A [Ministry of Admission], its the 2nd most powerful nation in the Arstotzkan region, only below that of the United Federation.
Any Improvement Suggestions for the Index? No
"Glory to Arstotzka!"

the arstotzkan anthem is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUXjV1YCNCg
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Cataleenia
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Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:12 am

Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic wrote:
Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic wrote:Mans balloon pops, making fall from the top of the atmosphere, going faster than the speed of sound and then he hits the ground into concrete full of spikes, so he is essentially vaporized,

New man

RESPOND TO ME OR I WILL ABANDONE THIS TOPIC

Posts often take hours or days to get responses, don’t expect your post to be responded to within 11 minutes. It does sometimes happen but not all the time.
Man adopts a cat
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
Racoda wrote:
Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:56 am

Man names it "Bingus"
string cheese
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ThePlague
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Posts: 150
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ThePlague » Fri Dec 30, 2022 6:16 am

ManBingus somehow catches bubonic plague
I've killed over 75 million people, and if I have to, I'll do it again.
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Cataleenia
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Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Fri Dec 30, 2022 7:24 am

Man cures Bingus’ bubonic plague by feeding Bingus an apple
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
Racoda wrote:
Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Baiddsound
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Baiddsound » Fri Dec 30, 2022 7:45 am

This cure inspires man to start saving up to buy an apple orchard
Warning: Unless stated otherwise, NationStates stats are CANON. I am BRITISH! You have been WARNED!
P.S. Baiddsound is pronounced /baið'sound/

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North Yuan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby North Yuan » Fri Dec 30, 2022 8:46 am

Man is taking too long to get enough money for it
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Delitai
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Delitai » Fri Dec 30, 2022 8:50 am

Man starts to steal from people and gets arrested.
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Izern
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 04, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izern » Fri Dec 30, 2022 8:52 am

Man gets chucked into the same cell as previous man. The balloons are still there.
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:25 am

Man is turned into bacteria
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Greatdux
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Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Greatdux » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:29 am

Bacteria escapes the prison through sliding out of his prison cell, and going outside of the exit door without the acknowledgement of the warden, because he is very smol.
Welcome to Greatdux, have a noice day (in Greatdux)


What if the Uralic language group replaced the role of the Slavic language group? Result: butterfly effects galore.

Note that this nation does not represent my views.

The Voice of Voghulia Voghulia v. Easterland (Austria) results: 1-2, Voghulia barely wins | Vezérkh of Voghulia, Verzoek Tillinic gets hypothermia from travel to Kholodian Ulyanovist Republic | Explosion occurs near Tiananmen Square, Cathay blames Nieuw-België (Taiwan) for explosion in ongoing diplomatic scuffle
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North Yuan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby North Yuan » Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:05 am

Bacteria can't sustain itself for much longer so decides to infect a random man.
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Evergreeens
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jul 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Evergreeens » Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:09 am

man goes to the doctor and gets the new game on steam
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The Islands Of The Red Dawn
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Dec 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Islands Of The Red Dawn » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:29 pm

The doctor fails to save man and he dies.



New man
Cucumber milk
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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:30 pm

Man eats pizza
forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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