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Berhakonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 415
Founded: Apr 03, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Berhakonia » Sat May 15, 2021 5:34 am

Man causes a temporal paradox resulting in this thread never being created
A Confederation of Duchies and Clans in Fealty to the Throne of Gobul
"There are three types of leaders in the world; those who chase personal gain, those who seek public approval and those who understand the intrinsic symbiosis one has with his subjects."
-Asrau Arslan XIV Jangpavalgan
Future Tech and Tradition
Eastern Orthodox

Supports:
Guns, Mixed Martial Arts and Weightlifting

Against:
Being a stupid loser

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Indiana Controlled Florida
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 411
Founded: Feb 20, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Indiana Controlled Florida » Sat May 15, 2021 5:35 am

Man gets too powerful and a nuke is dropped on his exact location

New man

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Socialist States of Ludistan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 941
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Sat May 15, 2021 5:37 am

Man is racist
“Communism is the very definition of failure.”
- Liberty Prime

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig again: but already was it impossible to say which was which.”
- George Orwell, Animal Farm

“People who live in a democracy think they live in a dictatorship, people who live in a dictatorship think they live in a democracy.”
- Me

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Indiana Controlled Florida
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 411
Founded: Feb 20, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Indiana Controlled Florida » Sat May 15, 2021 5:39 am

Man is killed by BLM supporters

New Man

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Samudera Darussalam
Senator
 
Posts: 4138
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Sat May 15, 2021 5:41 am

Man takes a walk to walmart

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Socialist States of Ludistan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 941
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Sat May 15, 2021 5:44 am

Man is crushed by Americans in Walmart

New man
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“Communism is the very definition of failure.”
- Liberty Prime

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig again: but already was it impossible to say which was which.”
- George Orwell, Animal Farm

“People who live in a democracy think they live in a dictatorship, people who live in a dictatorship think they live in a democracy.”
- Me

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Aredita
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 177
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Aredita » Sat May 15, 2021 5:45 am

Man books a trip.
Rule Britannia!
God save the queen.

Dark themers > Dark themers, I bet you couldn't read this without highlighting it! < Dark themers
I'm open to TG's.
My country is at war!

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Trenaka
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1591
Founded: Aug 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Trenaka » Sat May 15, 2021 5:51 am

Man gets on a plane
I am now using a new nation, Eurum

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Aredita
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 177
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Aredita » Sat May 15, 2021 5:54 am

Someone coughs in his face. Man gets COVID.
Rule Britannia!
God save the queen.

Dark themers > Dark themers, I bet you couldn't read this without highlighting it! < Dark themers
I'm open to TG's.
My country is at war!

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 5:57 am

Man gets flown around and eventually tossed into the horizon by another guy with a gravity gun
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 284
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Sat May 15, 2021 5:59 am

Man dies

New man
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The Sovereign Constitutional Empire of Treciene
“Long Live Treciene, for the King and Glory!”

There is a Land in the Depth of the Sea, which is Thriving Day by Day.
That Land is Great and Glorious, the Land I call my Home.
News: -1° weather

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Nordic-British Union
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Nordic-British Union » Sat May 15, 2021 5:59 am

Man discovers crowbar and becomes Gordon Freeman.
Breaking news:Lunar Tear beats Hummingbird in NBU’s charts, ending its one month reign. Cassandra has been found tied up with Christmas lights near Piccadilly Circus, ending three day-long search.

Daarwyrth wrote:The nation is set in a post-apocalyptic setting, where the last hope is music.
Misgardamy wrote:Cyberpunk anime, nor nordic, nor british.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:I guess a cyberpunk world of some sort. They are militarized to some degree, and the citizens are wealthy enough to ride in that kind of car.
Ostrov Pestsa wrote:A steampunk anime world full of secrets waiting to be discovered.

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 6:00 am

Man gets shot by Barney Calhoun and dies
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
sample text
Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Anarchisticstan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Oct 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchisticstan » Sat May 15, 2021 6:16 am

Man discovers hentai and Christianity
My name is Anarchisticstan, and I am a professional simp for Ganyu.
Soviet#3215

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 6:17 am

A Headcrab jumps on Man's head
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
sample text
Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Anarchisticstan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Oct 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchisticstan » Sat May 15, 2021 6:36 am

The headcrab shouts "go to purgatory!" and crucifixes the man
My name is Anarchisticstan, and I am a professional simp for Ganyu.
Soviet#3215

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North Cromch
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby North Cromch » Sat May 15, 2021 7:26 am

Man falls into a pit and dies.

New man

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Molopovia
Attaché
 
Posts: 96
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Molopovia » Sat May 15, 2021 7:50 pm

Man becomes Gilgamesh, Consumer of Reality, proceeding to challenge other reality consumers such as Yona
Land Federation of Molopovia
World Assembly Delegate:
Broska Tarlishak, PhD

Check out the Ministry of ICT's newly created Official Information Compendium - Enormous collection of knowledge about Molopovia. Largely under construction.


Also, I do not use NSStats for: Taxes, Corruption

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11517
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Sat May 15, 2021 7:56 pm

Man emerges victorious, defeating all comers with ease. Satisfied but also somewhat bored, he goes to a bar to celebrate and discovers that he is SHIT at darts.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 7:58 pm

Man then t r a n s c e n d e s and then A S C E N D I N G
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
sample text
Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Molopovia
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Posts: 96
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Molopovia » Sat May 15, 2021 8:23 pm

Man is killed by a hero who believes in the power of friendship.

He re-awakens 3,000 years later, in a new Earth.
New man.
Land Federation of Molopovia
World Assembly Delegate:
Broska Tarlishak, PhD

Check out the Ministry of ICT's newly created Official Information Compendium - Enormous collection of knowledge about Molopovia. Largely under construction.


Also, I do not use NSStats for: Taxes, Corruption

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1649
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Saint Kanye » Sat May 15, 2021 10:12 pm

Man gets a crush on Woman
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA Main Tier)
3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Drew Durrnil
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1621
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Capitalizt

Postby Drew Durrnil » Sat May 15, 2021 10:14 pm

Man slav squats
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

Tarsonis wrote:Translation: "Notice me Senpai Donaldsan"

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

Proud title holder of "Most nations rickrolled on this site".

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Nevertopia
Minister
 
Posts: 2302
Founded: May 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nevertopia » Sat May 15, 2021 10:18 pm

Man slav squats again
Down with the CCP
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 9.28
Tier 7: Stellar Settler | Level 7: Wonderful Wizard | Type 7: Astro Ambassador
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.
Black Lives Matter

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Badjuristan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 371
Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Badjuristan » Sat May 15, 2021 10:23 pm

man runs for president
The Islamic Republic of Badjuristan is a Post-soviet Republic, Which is Perpetually stuck in a Notion of Racism, Sexism, Homophobia, Poverty, Homelessness, Gang Wars, Corruption, and Famine.
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IRL i'm a Homosexual Yemeni-Uzbek who unironically likes arguments and getting people mad because im a sick cold hearted crapblock
nvm i couldnt fit it

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