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Berhakonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 454
Founded: Apr 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Berhakonia » Sat May 15, 2021 5:34 am

Man causes a temporal paradox resulting in this thread never being created
A Confederation of Clans in Fealty to the Imperial Throne of Gobul
"There are foolish leaders who believe their subjects as lessers to be subjugated, and there are wise leaders who understand that they are their subjects are one in the same."
-Asrau Arslan XIV Jangpavalgan
Brotherhood, Tradition, Charity
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Indiana Controlled Florida
Diplomat
 
Posts: 724
Founded: Feb 20, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Indiana Controlled Florida » Sat May 15, 2021 5:35 am

Man gets too powerful and a nuke is dropped on his exact location

New man
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Socialist States of Ludistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1016
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Sat May 15, 2021 5:37 am

Man is racist
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig again: but already was it impossible to say which was which.”
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Indiana Controlled Florida
Diplomat
 
Posts: 724
Founded: Feb 20, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Indiana Controlled Florida » Sat May 15, 2021 5:39 am

Man is killed by BLM supporters

New Man
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Samudera Darussalam
Senator
 
Posts: 4312
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Sat May 15, 2021 5:41 am

Man takes a walk to walmart
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Socialist States of Ludistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1016
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Sat May 15, 2021 5:44 am

Man is crushed by Americans in Walmart

New man
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“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig again: but already was it impossible to say which was which.”
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Aredita
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Aredita » Sat May 15, 2021 5:45 am

Man books a trip.
Rule Britannia!
God save the King.

Areditan Embassy Program
Aredita on Twitter! (Yes, real Twitter).
National Anthem of Aredita
Ich spreche Deutsch, aber Englisch ist meine Hauptsprache, I’m Gay!, I’m in high school, and I use he/him pronouns.
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Trenaka
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1982
Founded: Aug 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Trenaka » Sat May 15, 2021 5:51 am

Man gets on a plane
The Kingdom of Trenaka
Königreich Trenaka
A unitary constitutional monarchy in Central Europe.
Anthem
Trenakan National News: Trenaka withdraws from the GENA, joins the IFC -:- King Frederick II dissolves Parliament, calls new election on Chancellor Friedel’s request.

Bisexual atheist and social democrat.
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Aredita
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Aredita » Sat May 15, 2021 5:54 am

Someone coughs in his face. Man gets COVID.
Rule Britannia!
God save the King.

Areditan Embassy Program
Aredita on Twitter! (Yes, real Twitter).
National Anthem of Aredita
Ich spreche Deutsch, aber Englisch ist meine Hauptsprache, I’m Gay!, I’m in high school, and I use he/him pronouns.
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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 5:57 am

Man gets flown around and eventually tossed into the horizon by another guy with a gravity gun
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Sat May 15, 2021 5:59 am

Man dies

New man
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Nordic-British Union
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nordic-British Union » Sat May 15, 2021 5:59 am

Man discovers crowbar and becomes Gordon Freeman.
Breaking news:Twin skies surpasses Quantum in NBU’s charts. A new “arc-firing” firearm constructed by Cassandra proves to be extremely costly, tests undergoing anyway.

Daarwyrth wrote:The nation is set in a post-apocalyptic setting, where the last hope is music.
Misgardamy wrote:Cyberpunk anime, nor nordic, nor british.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:I guess a cyberpunk world of some sort. They are militarized to some degree, and the citizens are wealthy enough to ride in that kind of car.
Ostrov Pestsa wrote:A steampunk anime world full of secrets waiting to be discovered.
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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 6:00 am

Man gets shot by Barney Calhoun and dies
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Anarchisticstan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchisticstan » Sat May 15, 2021 6:16 am

Man discovers hentai and Christianity
My name is Anarchisticstan, and I am a professional simp for Ganyu.
Soviet#3215
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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 6:17 am

A Headcrab jumps on Man's head
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Anarchisticstan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchisticstan » Sat May 15, 2021 6:36 am

The headcrab shouts "go to purgatory!" and crucifixes the man
My name is Anarchisticstan, and I am a professional simp for Ganyu.
Soviet#3215
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North Cromch
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Sat May 15, 2021 7:26 am

Man falls into a pit and dies.

New man
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Molopovia
Attaché
 
Posts: 96
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Molopovia » Sat May 15, 2021 7:50 pm

Man becomes Gilgamesh, Consumer of Reality, proceeding to challenge other reality consumers such as Yona
Land Federation of Molopovia
World Assembly Delegate:
Broska Tarlishak, PhD

Check out the Ministry of ICT's newly created Official Information Compendium - Enormous collection of knowledge about Molopovia. Largely under construction.


Also, I do not use NSStats for: Taxes, Corruption
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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11902
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Sat May 15, 2021 7:56 pm

Man emerges victorious, defeating all comers with ease. Satisfied but also somewhat bored, he goes to a bar to celebrate and discovers that he is SHIT at darts.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
A 0.076 (or 0.067) civilization, according to THIS Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.
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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 15, 2021 7:58 pm

Man then t r a n s c e n d e s and then A S C E N D I N G
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Molopovia
Attaché
 
Posts: 96
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Molopovia » Sat May 15, 2021 8:23 pm

Man is killed by a hero who believes in the power of friendship.

He re-awakens 3,000 years later, in a new Earth.
New man.
Land Federation of Molopovia
World Assembly Delegate:
Broska Tarlishak, PhD

Check out the Ministry of ICT's newly created Official Information Compendium - Enormous collection of knowledge about Molopovia. Largely under construction.


Also, I do not use NSStats for: Taxes, Corruption
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2043
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sat May 15, 2021 10:12 pm

Man gets a crush on Woman
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby
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Drew Durrnil
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1775
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Sat May 15, 2021 10:14 pm

Man slav squats
author of sc #434
professional slab worshipper
La Xinga wrote:I concur with Drew Durrnil, because he's Drew Durrnil.
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Nevertopia
Minister
 
Posts: 3159
Founded: May 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nevertopia » Sat May 15, 2021 10:18 pm

Man slav squats again
So the CCP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to shut me down on CBC but it feels so empty without me.
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 9.28
Tier 7: Stellar Settler | Level 7: Wonderful Wizard | Type 7: Astro Ambassador
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.
Black Lives Matter
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Badjuristan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 371
Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Badjuristan » Sat May 15, 2021 10:23 pm

man runs for president
The Islamic Republic of Badjuristan is a Post-soviet Republic, Which is Perpetually stuck in a Notion of Racism, Sexism, Homophobia, Poverty, Homelessness, Gang Wars, Corruption, and Famine.
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IRL i'm a Homosexual Yemeni-Uzbek who unironically likes arguments and getting people mad because im a sick cold hearted crapblock
nvm i couldnt fit it
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