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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed Jul 07, 2021 5:21 am

Man is kidnapped by the Yakuza

(BN: The Yakuza is the Japanese version of the Mafia.)
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Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


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NationStates Puppet
Envoy
 
Posts: 280
Founded: Apr 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby NationStates Puppet » Wed Jul 07, 2021 5:23 am

Man kills all the Yakuza (whatever they are) and slips on an orange peel and dies.
PUPPET OF ISLAMIC HOLY SITES
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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanovereich » Wed Jul 07, 2021 5:29 am

New Man gets lost in somewhere north of South Korea.
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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Terra Nova Sapientia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jul 02, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Terra Nova Sapientia » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:16 am

Man gets interned by South Korean authorities for approaching dangerously close to the DMZ without permission
Pardon my terrible English. English is only my second language

please teach me how to make those cool flashy signatures that other countries have
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:24 am

Man bribes South Korean authorities with K-Pop tickets
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanovereich » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:26 am

Man flees to Japan and joins the Yakuza…
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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The Imagination Animals
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1233
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Imagination Animals » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:32 am

Man becomes the leader of Yakuza
IC Name: Crossoveria
NS Stats are NOT canon!
This nation doesn't represent my views
Sign up for our embassy program | Ask me questions here
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NEWS :: Allan Titototyr, the first President of Crossoveria, turns 87 | Popular music band DCSP goes on tour yet again across all 60 provinces
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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:33 am

Man proceeds to walk down a sidewalk in Tokyo only to get beaten up by Kazuma Kiryu.
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |
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NationStates Puppet
Envoy
 
Posts: 280
Founded: Apr 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby NationStates Puppet » Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:01 am

Man dies of injuries.

New man
PUPPET OF ISLAMIC HOLY SITES
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Narland
Minister
 
Posts: 2077
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:02 am

Man wakes to find himself alone in an empty abandoned hospital.
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Abkhaz » Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:19 am

Man noclips into the backrooms
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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:47 pm

Man sings Baka Mitai, reminding him of his previous life
(I didn’t expect this thread to be so long and complex)
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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The Imagination Animals
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1233
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Imagination Animals » Wed Jul 07, 2021 5:16 pm

Man eats his instrument
IC Name: Crossoveria
NS Stats are NOT canon!
This nation doesn't represent my views
Sign up for our embassy program | Ask me questions here
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NEWS :: Allan Titototyr, the first President of Crossoveria, turns 87 | Popular music band DCSP goes on tour yet again across all 60 provinces
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SkalVinos
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Feb 05, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby SkalVinos » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:50 pm

Man drinks it down with a bottle of Chianti.
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The Hazar Amisnery
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:52 pm

Man remembers that he is still in backrooms so he tries to find a way out
WA delegate of The European Commonwealth of Nations
committed a crime in Europe, sorry Yahlia
pls join my region we are dying
“Beware the barrenness of a busy life”
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:20 pm

Man tries the vents
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:22 pm

Man was ejected.

New man
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Henna-Kassel
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Henna-Kassel » Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:46 am

Man spontaneously combusts. New man
Supreme Leader:, Martin Cook
This nation does NOT reflect my Real Life views

News:Occupation by The GCE occurs
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Henna-Kassel
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Henna-Kassel » Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:47 am

Man gets hit by a van. New man
Supreme Leader:, Martin Cook
This nation does NOT reflect my Real Life views

News:Occupation by The GCE occurs
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Islamic Holy Sites
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6760
Founded: Mar 20, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:57 am

Man spawned in an island in the middle of the ocean.
#FreeNSGRojava!
FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, ISLAM
FREE PALESTINE
STAND WITH THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE
Call me Muqaddasia.
Proud member of the GCN. Host nation of SETZA. Founder/Co-founder of the (now defunct) IDSF Founder/Co-founder and first in command of the (now defunct) UCA. Founder of the (now defunct) ICRD.
BREAKING NEWS: Galapagos war 4 might be coming | “Aursi among best Muqaddasi allies,”, says government official | Muqaddasi weapon industry expanding WIP
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Thu Jul 08, 2021 1:07 am

Man kills monkeys for food
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby
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The Hazar Amisnery
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Thu Jul 08, 2021 1:13 am

PETA arrests man for killing monkey and ships him off the island
WA delegate of The European Commonwealth of Nations
committed a crime in Europe, sorry Yahlia
pls join my region we are dying
“Beware the barrenness of a busy life”
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Henna-Kassel
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Henna-Kassel » Thu Jul 08, 2021 1:28 am

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:PETA arrests man for killing monkey and ships him off the island

Man gets off island and kills all of PETA for arresting him
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Supreme Leader:, Martin Cook
This nation does NOT reflect my Real Life views

News:Occupation by The GCE occurs
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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanovereich » Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:10 am

Man arrested by FBI because he killed PETA because he was put on an island because he was arrested because killed the monkey.
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A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:12 am

Jeff was an FBI Agent
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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