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Henna-Kassel
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Henna-Kassel » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:33 am

Man was in a country where the dab is illegal, he gets arrested, and sentenced to 10 years in prison
Supreme Leader:, Martin Cook
This nation does NOT reflect my Real Life views

News:Occupation by The GCE occurs
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sat Jul 03, 2021 7:34 pm

Man gets out in just five years due to good behavior
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby
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Astolfotopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Astolfotopia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 7:49 pm

Man overthrows the Saudi government
Founding Date: 1202
Current Year: none anymore
Capital: Palmetto
Leader: Matija Colombo
Government Type: Federal Representative Parliamentary Socialist Democracy
Official State Language: Montianitie Latin
Anthem: https://youtu.be/zyh_OVeQZH0
Currency: Montianitie Mediderraneom Moneda (MMM)
Timezone: GMT+2

Age: 16
Name: Monti
Gender: Non-binary
Sexuality: Pansexual
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Terra Nova Sapientia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jul 02, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Terra Nova Sapientia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:56 pm

Man dies of heatstroke

New Man
Pardon my terrible English. English is only my second language

please teach me how to make those cool flashy signatures that other countries have
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Vikanias
Minister
 
Posts: 2122
Founded: May 01, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Vikanias » Sat Jul 03, 2021 10:09 pm

Man spills his chocolate ice cream all over his new white shirt.
“As he died to make man holy, let us die to make man free.”

LIKES: Israel, Progessive Conservatism, Enviromental protections, small business, Newfoundland, Crab, Christianity, Democracy, Trust Busting, Pierre Poilievre, Guns, Dinosaurs, Star Wars, the Military, Pacificism, Nuclear Power

DISLIKES: Palestine, Communism, Pollution, Big Business, Quebec, CEO fat cats, Drag shows, Extreme Atheism, Authoritarianism, Pacifism, Warmongering, Trudeau, Monopolies, Gun Control
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Azania-
Envoy
 
Posts: 275
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Azania- » Sat Jul 03, 2021 11:47 pm

Man puts his new white shirt in the laundry, showers, and puts on another shirt
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STATE OF AZANIA | TAIFA LA AZANIA
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A large sovereign state located in Sub-Saharan Africa.
15 November 2021
✉ News: "By failing to hold Moroka accountable, we were complicit in his crimes." - President Xitu as the 36th anniversary of Sebe Moroka's death reignites controversy surrounding the Silent War | REGIONAL NEWS | Alleged Moroccan terror attack in Western Sahara leaves 3 Algerians dead | African Parliament convenes in special session to discuss the burgeoning North African crisis
When elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers.
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:09 am

Jeff knocks at Man's Door
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Abkhaz » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:33 am

Jeff was hired by the Italian Mafia to assassinate Man
New Man
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:34 am

Man was hired by the mafia to assassinate new man (keep this in mind)
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:37 am

Unbeknownst to man, Newman was bodyguarded by Jeff, Dave and Isaac, who were experienced bodyguards.
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Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1155
Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:45 am

Newmans body guards explode because the mafia secretly put nukes in them newman dies new man
Does NOT fully represent my views

Member of ICDN, Nato and UCA (and all of its predecessors)
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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

New account: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nyetoa
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Abkhaz » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:03 am

Man plays hearts of iron 4 and gets sucked into game (btw he was playing as USSR)
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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanovereich » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:59 am

Man gets stuck in a paradoxical situation (bad joke).
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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The Hazar Amisnery
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Sun Jul 04, 2021 5:05 am

Man dies because it was a Colossal Paradox (horrible joke)

New man
WA delegate of The European Commonwealth of Nations
committed a crime in Europe, sorry Yahlia
pls join my region we are dying
“Beware the barrenness of a busy life”
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-United States of America
Attaché
 
Posts: 67
Founded: Nov 04, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby -United States of America » Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:08 am

Man fails in Art school twice
we don't use NS stats and I had very little time to make this signature.
I'll recreate everything in my factbooks because this kind of America is so weird
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South Americanastan
Minister
 
Posts: 2278
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:09 am

Man decides to get into politics
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
My Embassy Program
Proud “Effie”
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:49 am

Man fails even that
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby
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Nordic-British Union
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nordic-British Union » Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:52 am

Man attempts to go to school.
Breaking news:Twin skies surpasses Quantum in NBU’s charts. A new “arc-firing” firearm constructed by Cassandra proves to be extremely costly, tests undergoing anyway.

Daarwyrth wrote:The nation is set in a post-apocalyptic setting, where the last hope is music.
Misgardamy wrote:Cyberpunk anime, nor nordic, nor british.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:I guess a cyberpunk world of some sort. They are militarized to some degree, and the citizens are wealthy enough to ride in that kind of car.
Ostrov Pestsa wrote:A steampunk anime world full of secrets waiting to be discovered.
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sun Jul 04, 2021 7:27 am

Jeff says that Pete keeps on bullying him, Dave and Eric.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun Jul 04, 2021 7:45 am

Arpasia wrote:Jeff says that Pete keeps on bullying him, Dave and Eric.

Jeff is dead

Man goes to exorcist
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby
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The Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 20, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham » Sun Jul 04, 2021 7:49 am

Man becomes terrorist
The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria
Visit the official website of the Islamic State: www.ReasonsWhyTheWestIsBad.com
So I only created this nation because it was available at the Create A Nation section
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The Champions League
Diplomat
 
Posts: 522
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Champions League » Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:43 am

Man gets killed in an airstrike

New man
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Palmyrion
Minister
 
Posts: 2375
Founded: Mar 04, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Palmyrion » Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:48 am

Man pilots F-15 and drops a nuke on the White House
__PALMYRION: INTO THE PALMYRO-VERSE__
Greater Dienstad (NSMT) | Kali Yuga (Hard MT) | Dark Lightshow (2100s PMT) | Niteo (AD 5000 FT) | Screwed Reality
Diplomatic Outreach Programme | The Dozen Giants | Storefront | Discord Server

NS stats have been CONFIDENTIAL and [REDACTED] into a [DATA EXPUNGED].
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The Oda Teikoku
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Oda Teikoku » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:03 am

Palmyrion wrote:Man pilots F-15 and drops a nuke on the White House

Has second nuke that he drops on Los Angeles before diving out onto San Francisco where he hides and diguises himself as he plans to further destroy America.
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sun Jul 04, 2021 4:34 pm

The Oda Teikoku wrote:
Palmyrion wrote:Man pilots F-15 and drops a nuke on the White House

Has second nuke that he drops on Los Angeles before diving out onto San Francisco where he hides and diguises himself as he plans to further destroy America.

While in San Francisco, man becomes left fielder for the San Francisco Giants
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