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The Abkhaz
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Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
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Postby The Abkhaz » Sat Jul 03, 2021 2:43 am

seledman decides to stop being a memeber of the taliban so he changed his name to Antoine Mantaurd and moves to france
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Terra Nova Sapientia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jul 02, 2021
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Postby Terra Nova Sapientia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:14 am

Man got depressed so hard for no reason while in his trip to France and decides to jump off of the ship to the waters of the Mediterranean sea and dies a few days later

New Man
Pardon my terrible English. English is only my second language

please teach me how to make those cool flashy signatures that other countries have
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
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Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:16 am

Man dies

New man named Broccoli
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Sulivannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 610
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Sulivannia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:39 am

Broccoli Man thinks broccolis are just tiny trees and so goes to the local supermarket to hastily steal broccolis, in the hope of growing trees as a source of sequestration from said broccolis.
The Federated United States of Sulivannia｜'Suli'｜21/8/1821
PM Grant Moulder｜A modern, democratic nation of 154 million in Feldare
 SBN｜W, 12/4/2023, W15｜✉｜Spring 1st-leaf extent @ 84%, full-leaf @ 52% of Suli｜Days until Fed Election: 24, amid Pro Dems big lead in polls｜SCFL Rd 5 fixtures continue｜☀｜Cončarden 19°/13° ⛆⛆｜Gramdel 16°/11° ⛆⛆⛆｜Ambrousia 24°/17° ☀｜Kaïrsund 13°/8° ⛆｜Klaståre 22°/11° ☀｜Caronel 25°/21° ⛆｜Māirevul 12°/7° ⛆｜Nučrevate 25°/9° ☀｜Caleira 23°/18° ☁ ☁｜Baṙicolté 22°/16° ☁ ☁｜Tumasborg 18°/14° ☁｜Volairen 18°/11° ☁ ☁ ☁｜Evarnolte 15°/7° ☁｜Wulmind 8°/5° ⛆｜OOC｜Classic F7 geek｜Sleep schedule still late, working on it｜Still slow at things, on purpose｜In a bit of a lull｜Officially ran out of ideas for my news｜739
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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
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Postby Piste-Land » Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:44 am

After successfully stealing a whole lot of broccoli from the supermarket, Broccoli Man stumbled upon the corpse of the short-lived previous man, brought it back to life, and took the now-revived previous man home with him.
| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |
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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
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Postby Arpasia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:45 am

Jeff came to visit Man.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:34 am

Man kills Jeff and stuffs him in his trunk
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby
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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
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Postby Arpasia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:37 am

Neighbor sees what Man did and calls 911.

A few minutes later, Man was visited by Cop 1, Cop 2 and Cop 3
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Isles of Eamhna
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Posts: 80
Founded: May 07, 2021
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Postby Isles of Eamhna » Sat Jul 03, 2021 6:06 am

man jumps in river to avoid capture
Isles of Eamhna — Aoidhe Eamhna
Eamhna is pronounced Ave-ruh, as though you've been punched in the stomach while saying Avril Lavigne
Naoimn Eaimhnidht — the Emnian Phrasebook
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Terra Nova Sapientia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jul 02, 2021
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Postby Terra Nova Sapientia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 7:00 am

Man dies of hemorrhage because of a shit ton of leeches in the river

New Man
Pardon my terrible English. English is only my second language

please teach me how to make those cool flashy signatures that other countries have
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Azania-
Envoy
 
Posts: 275
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Azania- » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:43 am

Man reestablishes the Holy Roman Empire
STATE OF AZANIA | TAIFA LA AZANIA
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A large sovereign state located in Sub-Saharan Africa.
15 November 2021
✉ News: "By failing to hold Moroka accountable, we were complicit in his crimes." - President Xitu as the 36th anniversary of Sebe Moroka's death reignites controversy surrounding the Silent War | REGIONAL NEWS | Alleged Moroccan terror attack in Western Sahara leaves 3 Algerians dead | African Parliament convenes in special session to discuss the burgeoning North African crisis
When elephants fight, it's the grass that suffers.
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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:45 am

Man is emperor now, he fights the pope for Rome, and bribes princes for support.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist
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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
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Postby Hanovereich » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:48 am

Man can only speak Proto-Indo-European
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:51 am

Man hires translators in different languages
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby
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Hanovereich
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Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
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Postby Hanovereich » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:52 am

Man declares independence from Japan
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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Henna-Kassel
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Posts: 1000
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
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Postby Henna-Kassel » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:53 am

Saint Kanye wrote:Man hires translators in different languages

Man spontaneously combusts. New man
Supreme Leader:, Martin Cook
This nation does NOT reflect my Real Life views

News:Occupation by The GCE occurs
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The Oda Teikoku
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 26, 2021
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Postby The Oda Teikoku » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:54 am

Henna-Kassel wrote:
Saint Kanye wrote:Man hires translators in different languages

Man spontaneously combusts. New man

New man lives in Russia, witnesses his revolutionary brother executed, and becomes revolutionary himself, using the alias Lenin.
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Hanovereich
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Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
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Postby Hanovereich » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:02 am

Man goes to Austria
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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Tremulo
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
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Postby Tremulo » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:04 am

Man applies for art school
Indiana 2, Island Boogaloo
Firefly News: Otter population in New Patoka Lake up 25% from last year according to census, President Johnson to judge venison cooking festival, Progressive Party conflicted about Green Party in latest meeting, Collectivist Action Party's leader to face life in prison for orchestration of riots in Wabash

Usually vibing on F7. Literally just an average dude, nothing special.
Mainly focusing on expanding trivia and culture factbooks, attempting an emphasis on humor.
This nation represents my views for the most part, with a few differences. I don't think there's any unironic anti-centrists, lol.
NS stats and policies have been shot out of the canonicity cannon.
Also, Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes is very pogchamp.
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The Oda Teikoku
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 26, 2021
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Postby The Oda Teikoku » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:06 am

Man gets sent back on a train to Russia by some Germans and rallies the Russian people to revolt against their government with the help of his friends Stalin and Trotsky.
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Henna-Kassel
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
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Postby Henna-Kassel » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:12 am

The Oda Teikoku wrote:
Henna-Kassel wrote:Man spontaneously combusts. New man

New man lives in Russia, witnesses his revolutionary brother executed, and becomes revolutionary himself, using the alias Lenin.

Man is executed. New man
Supreme Leader:, Martin Cook
This nation does NOT reflect my Real Life views

News:Occupation by The GCE occurs
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The Oda Teikoku
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 26, 2021
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Postby The Oda Teikoku » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:14 am

Henna-Kassel wrote:
The Oda Teikoku wrote:New man lives in Russia, witnesses his revolutionary brother executed, and becomes revolutionary himself, using the alias Lenin.

Man is executed. New man

New man is Stalin. Purges the ranks of Soviet society and launches a massive invasion of Germany, Iran, Afghanistan, India, China and Alaska after having massively built up the Soviet military.
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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
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Postby Hanovereich » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:17 am

OOC: Why does Henna Kassel have to skip every post he doesn't like?

Man takes over the world and looks to conquer Mars.
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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Astolfotopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
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Postby Astolfotopia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:20 am

Man fucking dies of a heart attack

New man
Founding Date: 1202
Current Year: none anymore
Capital: Palmetto
Leader: Matija Colombo
Government Type: Federal Representative Parliamentary Socialist Democracy
Official State Language: Montianitie Latin
Anthem: https://youtu.be/zyh_OVeQZH0
Currency: Montianitie Mediderraneom Moneda (MMM)
Timezone: GMT+2

Age: 16
Name: Monti
Gender: Non-binary
Sexuality: Pansexual
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Tremulo
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
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Postby Tremulo » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:23 am

Man hits the dab
Indiana 2, Island Boogaloo
Firefly News: Otter population in New Patoka Lake up 25% from last year according to census, President Johnson to judge venison cooking festival, Progressive Party conflicted about Green Party in latest meeting, Collectivist Action Party's leader to face life in prison for orchestration of riots in Wabash

Usually vibing on F7. Literally just an average dude, nothing special.
Mainly focusing on expanding trivia and culture factbooks, attempting an emphasis on humor.
This nation represents my views for the most part, with a few differences. I don't think there's any unironic anti-centrists, lol.
NS stats and policies have been shot out of the canonicity cannon.
Also, Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes is very pogchamp.
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