Man

[Ashotu Three]

In a surprising twist Reality #-5436 is the past version of Reality #347, Man hunts dinosaurs for living in Africa, He also becomes immortal for some time due to the time glitch, after lots of years, he manages to conquer other african tribes in the area and form the Kingdom of Ethiopia in the first place.

Man is called Menelik I.

Menelik I is a not well-known petty warlord in the war-torn nation of Elbonia, in Reality #537, located roughly 10065.34 chronon away from Reality #1. After several victories, he met with and gained the trust of the King of neighboring Ruritania, where he placed an order of 13000 Vz. 58 rifles for his troops before the Ministers of War and Foreign Affairs.

Mansion I joins the Ancient Greek pantheon

I'll be keeping an eye on you whenever possible.

I only hope that you've changed.

And if I ever catch you doing the same shit you had previously, I'll do whatever I can to stop you, so help me god.

Dont go to Won Wars. We found Ashotu 4 there
/skipme

[New Texas Republic]

Due to confusion in previous posts, man dies due to heart attack.

New John Cena

[North Cromch]

John Cena cannot be seen. He throws a steel chair.

[Nova Paradisius]

An invisible force catches the steel chair and throws it back at John Cena.

[Cerespasia]

The events that transpired following the hurling of the chair are unknown, as all readings of T298376, the timeline John is currently in, were unexpectedly lost. Rumors among personnel persist that John hurled the chair back at the Invisible force, only for it to be thrown back at him, but so far, none of them were ever confirmed. T298376 will be subject for further scrutiny, staff members monitoring said timeline doubled, and plans for expedition attempts as well as rescue operations for Timeline Agents and Surveyors discussed with Operations Command.

Notes: What happened to T298376 is very similar to several other instances of Timeline Disappearance Events. this one is interesting though, as we haven't had a TDE in almost 19 years, but as far as I can tell, this particular TDE is just like the previous ones before it.

Signed - Dr. Mark J. Herrera
6/32/19992

Spacetime Phenomena Research Commision - Est. 19956

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Our new man is named Eric, and he works for the Commision under Dr. Herrera's command as a Timeline Surveyor for T548943, he has spent at least 3 years keeping a steady flow of localized information back to the Commision.

[Spacias]

Eric left the chat and joined the Spacias Fans group

[Cerespasia]

Eric left the chat and joined the Spacias Fans group

*Disappointed stare*

/skipmeiguess

[Ronavald]

Eric left the chat and joined the Spacias Fans group

He gets banned for innaproriate behaviour

[Cerespasia]

Eric's activities doesn't go unnoticed, because a day after the fiasco with the Fans Group, he recieves a letter from Dr. Herrera telling him to not fool around and to take his job as a Timeline Surveyor seriously, and that if he is caught doing something stupid like he had done the day prior, his job and position in the SPRC will be suspended indefinitely. The next week, Eric receives information that a Large Temporal Glitch has been detected in a empty patch of desert near his area, and he is ordered to assess the aftermath of the event once it's over.

[Wacka The Mavarrappi]

Eric, none the wiser, decides to investigate the anomaly in the desert to prove himself to his manager as a good time surveyor. After packing his bags to check the situation in the desert, he discovers that the desert is Bir Tawil, an unclaimed land between Egypt and Sudan.

It turns out the desert has had a major time glitch where random people from multiple parts of different realities are being transported towards it, creating chaos in Bir Tawil.

Eric immediately with a task-force, launch an undisclosed capture of Bir Tawil to study it further for its time anomalies, he reports this to his commander.

[Experina]

Eric trys to study bar tawil, but ends up unleashing a strange force, that messes up time even more, the task force trys to respond, but it's too late, the entire universe has ended, and the bing bang happens, and life on earth forms, and then, a new man, the first that we control after the reset

The man goes to a shop, to buy some candy

(Back to square one

[Nova Paradisius]

After eating some candy in the back parts of the store, Man sees a vision of the 500th page of this thread; he sees multiple figures from history, from different timelines, reincarnations of himself...and others. He sees one figure above all though...the first man...the man who walked five feet.

[Senscaria]

Man explodes.
New man.

[New Texas Republic]

Man is amazed at finding the Original man, but his rejoice turns into dismay when he grabs a gun and shoots himself in the head, starting a chain reaction.

NOOOOO NINJA’D!!!!

New man is Original Man’s distant cousin and went to Publix, where “shopping is a pleasure”.

[Cerespasia]

New man sees that the Publix is closed for reconstruction. Disgruntled, he drives back home, like any other day in T24663.

[Merulla]

On his way back home, the New Man encounters the inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable and monstrous, Count Owen Jimmothy Cena, the #046 of the Celica's Cure Gardens standing on his way, next to his house. Conde Cena challenges the New Man to a rap battle for his car.

[Goi Arauaren Erresuma]

New Man loses the rap battle, after his loss, he begins to teach himself how to rap and begins to wear a backwards cap 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

[Cerespasia]

It wasn't long before New Man #64253 becomes one of the most famous rappers in all of T24663 and it's neighboring timelines, with new hit singles released every month, and countless concerts across different cities and planets across the timeline.

[Experina]

Man fucking dies after a heart attack, and the entire multiverse explodes, for some reason, and we have a new men, this time without the timelines, this is the same man who walked 5 feet, just now

[Cerespasia]

A mass timeline recorrection reverses the Spacetime Cataclysm Event that befell Reality R454, which has T24663 in it. Following SCE-R454, the SPRC is put on high alert, and a thorough investigation to find out who caused the cataclysm is launched by the Commission under Dr. Andrzej Czakowski's order, with the Temporal Security Force at the lead. Use of deadly force is prioritized to bring the omnicidal criminal and their possible acquaintances/associates to justice by any means necessary, dead or alive.

Meanwhile, Man #648 continues walking down the street.

[Arstotskiano]

Man fucking dies in a car crash

New man: Joe

[Cerespasia]

Another fucking timeline recorrection prvents Man #648 from ever fucking dying in a car accident. Joe and #648 meet up and become friends.

[Lackadaisia]

Joe and man #648 move to Massachusetts and get legally married.

[La Xinga]

Joe and man #648 get sacrificed on an alter, and only Joe manages to escape with slight burns.

[Cerespasia]

Joe rescues #648 by utilizing a homemade Temporal Object Reconstructor to bring his significant other from the dead.