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by **Cerespasia** » Thu May 25, 2023 7:55 am

Meanwhile, the narrator focuses their attention to another man, nicknamed Man #973, in an alternate timeline 97.3 chronon away from the main timeline, because the information from the previous post was quite convoluted. Man #973 however, unwittingly gets transported to the main timeline with new man (A.K.A John Cena) via a temporal glitch.

by **Ankuran** » Thu May 25, 2023 1:00 pm

Madame Web appears and explains to the men that they're Man Totems: pillars of the multiverse each imbued with the powers of Man.

by **Greater Qwerty** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:27 pm

Garden and Owen are also those things. (not foreshadowing at all)

Man says Fr*nch without the censor

by **The Crimson Isles** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:30 pm

Man gets sent to Fr*nce for his crimes

Truly an awful punishment.

by **Cerespasia** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:51 pm

Yet another temporal glitch sends Man 58.2 decades into the future, smack dab in the year 19984.

by **Nova Paradisius** » Thu May 25, 2023 7:15 pm

In the year 19984, France is now a reality-bending and time-defying plane of light and energy ruled by a cosmic entity known as "Napoleanus," who claims Man to be a Prophet that will revert France back to its natural state.

by **Experina** » Thu May 25, 2023 10:53 pm

John Cena tries to find a way to travel back in time, and finds a time machine, and enters it, and ends up in 0 ad

by **Cerespasia** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:11 pm

Man #973 on the other hand, jumps through a temporal gateway, and finds himself in 19984 France, where he is spotted by two armed guards, but not before commandeering a FAMAS F2 lying beside him in self-defense.

by **Greater Qwerty** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:18 pm

It turns out that 19984 France is actually Wallonia and Man feels betrayed. Man nukes all of 19984
But Man is in 19984
New Jimmothy

by **Southland** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:44 pm

Jimmothy was a sweet goody two-shoes boy that one day was run over by a slow-moving tractor. Due to a wacky mixup, he was sent to Hell and now goes on wacky adventures with a demon and a deceased mad scientist.

by **Cerespasia** » Fri May 26, 2023 1:46 am

A time glitch takes Jimmothy out of Hell and into Reality R-46 before the reality he had been in before is subject to a Spacetime Reset, due to the events happening in it considered too chaotic by the Creators. Jimmothy finds himself sitting in Man #0046's Artificial Temporal Gateway (ARTEGA), as it was him who plucked the boy from the previous reality.

by **Imperiul romanum** » Fri May 26, 2023 1:49 am

Cerespasia wrote:A time glitch takes Jimmothy out of Hell and into Reality R-46 before the reality he had been in before is subject to a Spacetime Reset, due to the events happening in it considered too chaotic by the Creators. Jimmothy finds himself sitting in Man #0046's Artificial Temporal Gateway (ARTEGA), as it was him who plucked the boy from the previous reality.

The Man is dead

by **Cerespasia** » Fri May 26, 2023 1:52 am

#0046's death is reversed thanks to a timeline recorrection.

by **The Republic of Western Sol** » Fri May 26, 2023 2:21 am

In this timeline, celica man is alive and well, and is till the main man, what does #0046 do?

by **Cerespasia** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:16 am

The Creators bring Jimmothy and #0046 to Celica Man by lifting and dragging them through the air on giant metal pinchers, Rollercoaster Tycoon style. after some time, they reach Celica Man after being carelessly tossed onto the blacktop.

What will happen next..?

by **New Texas Republic** » Fri May 26, 2023 4:39 pm

Suddenly, a troop of penguins fly above them, filing their taxes with determination. #0046 suddenly bursts into flames and Celia Man grows an extra pair of ears. Jimmothy is extremely concerned at the two

by **Merulla** » Fri May 26, 2023 10:45 pm

The Supreme God-King of Time is pissed off at this time-space madness and decides to unify all existing and living Men into one.

All living Men in this thread are unified into a single new man; Count Owen Jimmothy Cena, the #046 of the Celica's Cure Gardens or just "Count Cena", for short.

Count Cena has the ultimate power in the entire universe, he is undoubtedly the Closest Man of God. He cannot be defeated or killed, much less subdivided, his existence is inviolable and interruptible, a god among mere mortals. He only has one weakness. The time. Only in time can he die, after he has lived a great life he will grow old and die, leaving the way and the world open to new Men. Count Cena is, without a doubt, a Giga Chad and he is inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable and monstrous.

by **Greater Qwerty** » Fri May 26, 2023 11:00 pm

Nobody cares about Count Cena, however, he is still alive.

New Man (Count Cena is no longer the focus of this story but is still alive)
New Man is named Algernon,
Algernon gets high.

by **Experina** » Sat May 27, 2023 12:11 am

Algernon dies form failing down many rows of stairs, but more like he went to the timeline heaven

New man

Man destorys the entire timeline and causes paradoxes

by **Wacka The Mavarrappi** » Sat May 27, 2023 2:19 am

Man decides to move in to Reality #347, where he takes on the mantle of terraforming the planets in the solar system near earth for space colonization, he remains anonymous and identifies his nationality as being Ethiopian.

by **Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations** » Sat May 27, 2023 5:37 am

The Ethiopians deny Man's claim, much to the dismay of everyone else. As a result, everyone questions where Man came from, who he really is, and what he's doing.

by **Gran Cordoba** » Sat May 27, 2023 5:42 am

The space time continuum tears a wormhole, bringing Man to Reality #-5436.

Man finds himself in the dinosaur age.

by **Wacka The Mavarrappi** » Sat May 27, 2023 6:06 am

In a surprising twist Reality #-5436 is the past version of Reality #347, Man hunts dinosaurs for living in Africa, He also becomes immortal for some time due to the time glitch, after lots of years, he manages to conquer other african tribes in the area and form the Kingdom of Ethiopia in the first place.

Man is called Menelik I.

by **Ashotu Three** » Sat May 27, 2023 7:40 am

Wacka The Mavarrappi wrote:In a surprising twist Reality #-5436 is the past version of Reality #347, Man hunts dinosaurs for living in Africa, He also becomes immortal for some time due to the time glitch, after lots of years, he manages to conquer other african tribes in the area and form the Kingdom of Ethiopia in the first place.

Man is called Menelik I.

Mansion I joins the Ancient Greek pantheon

by **Cerespasia** » Sat May 27, 2023 10:22 am

Wacka The Mavarrappi wrote:In a surprising twist Reality #-5436 is the past version of Reality #347, Man hunts dinosaurs for living in Africa, He also becomes immortal for some time due to the time glitch, after lots of years, he manages to conquer other african tribes in the area and form the Kingdom of Ethiopia in the first place.

Man is called Menelik I.

Menelik I is a not well-known petty warlord in the war-torn nation of Elbonia, in Reality #537, located roughly 10065.34 chronon away from Reality #1. After several victories, he met with and gained the trust of the King of neighboring Ruritania, where he placed an order of 13000 Vz. 58 rifles for his troops before the Ministers of War and Foreign Affairs.

Ashotu Three wrote:
Wacka The Mavarrappi wrote:In a surprising twist Reality #-5436 is the past version of Reality #347, Man hunts dinosaurs for living in Africa, He also becomes immortal for some time due to the time glitch, after lots of years, he manages to conquer other african tribes in the area and form the Kingdom of Ethiopia in the first place.

Man is called Menelik I.

Mansion I joins the Ancient Greek pantheon

I'll be keeping an eye on you whenever possible.

I only hope that you've changed.

And if I ever catch you doing the same shit you had previously, I'll do whatever I can to stop you, so help me god.

Man

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