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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon May 22, 2023 6:05 am

Man gets a gun and sends someone to jesus

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Cerespasia
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Posts: 25
Founded: May 13, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cerespasia » Mon May 22, 2023 6:09 am

The Republic of Western Sol wrote:It’s the return of Celica Man! He’s taking his Celica to the track because he was summoned by the new man from the depths of hell

Celica Man also revives Billybobjoe, who goes riding shotgun with Celica Man on his sweet 1999 Toyota Celica.

Experina wrote:BBJ suddenly dies, and we start over again with a new man

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!?!???!?!
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!

Re-familiarizing with surroundings, Please stand by...

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The Republic of Western Sol
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Posts: 742
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Mon May 22, 2023 6:15 am

Celica man and BBJ enter a budget rally tournament

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Cerespasia
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Posts: 25
Founded: May 13, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cerespasia » Tue May 23, 2023 11:16 pm

CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!

Re-familiarizing with surroundings, Please stand by...

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Ankuran
Envoy
 
Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Wed May 24, 2023 4:56 am

Celica Man bumps BBJ, causing both to spin out, hit the wall, and die in a fiery explosion. It made page 1 below the fold.

New Man.
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Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union

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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed May 24, 2023 7:32 am

The new man walks to a pet store and adopts a dog

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Urine Town
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Posts: 140
Founded: Feb 01, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Urine Town » Wed May 24, 2023 7:34 am

The dog has rabies and bit Man

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 58
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 24, 2023 7:36 am

Man miraculously survives, but then notices that he is beginning to sprout hair from everywhere
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Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

According to this index, I’m a class 1.6 nation

Also, if you’re gonna have to refer to me as somethin’ use he/him pronouns cuz i’m that—male!

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Sarolandia
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Posts: 109
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 24, 2023 7:37 am

The man becomes Bigfoot, and decides to make a vacation home in Colorado.
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair

Does anyone actually read these?

"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase

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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed May 24, 2023 11:27 am

Man freaking dies form rabies that took way too long for him to kill him

New man

Man adopts another dog

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed May 24, 2023 11:40 am

The dog is killed by a home invader.

Man becomes John Wick.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
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CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance

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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 24, 2023 11:54 am

John Wick finds the man responsible for killing his poor dog. He finds him and shoots him the head.
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

According to this index, I’m a class 1.6 nation

Also, if you’re gonna have to refer to me as somethin’ use he/him pronouns cuz i’m that—male!

Three things I hate:
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2. Irony
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Saint Monkey
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Monkey » Wed May 24, 2023 11:57 am

John Wick adopts a Camel, and moves to Egypt

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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Wed May 24, 2023 4:56 pm

John wick doubles egypt and gives it to the next person before going into cardiac arrest.
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge

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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Wed May 24, 2023 4:59 pm

John Wick's departing soul transcends the Matrix. He becomes Neo Wick.
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-

RP - Founded January 8th, 2553


Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first

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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed May 24, 2023 9:47 pm

Neo Wick fucking dies form cardiac arrest,

New man

New man adopts a cat, since he thinks dogs are bad because what has happened previously
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Ankuran
Envoy
 
Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Thu May 25, 2023 6:12 am

Man gets toxoplasmosis from the cat.
<WARNING!!> Sleep [ ▋▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ▁ ]

<CRITICAL!!> F7 [ ▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋]
Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union

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Soldierlandia
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Posts: 71
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Soldierlandia » Thu May 25, 2023 6:14 am

Man looks up into the sky, he sees nuclear missiles, and he assumes Kim Jong Un was having a Hissy fit.
Hi, I’m Soldierlandia, I made my home in Hellhole. I’m a simple joke nation, but I’m most active here, on the forums! It became one of my main accounts at my school.

Name of Nation: Soldierlandia
Tier: 9
Type: 9
Class: 0.77777777777

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The Republic of Western Sol
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Posts: 742
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Thu May 25, 2023 6:20 am

They were actually balloons for his kids war themed birthday
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Western Sol: In a nutshell

That one pansexual furry Fennec who’s just got his sig back!
A friend to all, lover to one, and enemy of the state!
The Biggest Gaybo in NS, Guaranteed!
Freedom > safety

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Thu May 25, 2023 6:26 am

Man dresses up as Kim Jong Un for his kids' birthday.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance

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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu May 25, 2023 6:54 am

Man is kidnapped by someone, and it's revealed to be one of the old man's, neo Wick, and he explains every man in F7 is connected somehow

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Calption
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Posts: 18
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Calption » Thu May 25, 2023 6:55 am

Man kills Neo Wick with a pebble, and continues on life as normal.
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Lackadaisia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 27, 2023
Anarchy

Postby Lackadaisia » Thu May 25, 2023 6:56 am

Man's head explodes because man cannot handle his new reality. New man.

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Thu May 25, 2023 6:58 am

Man is a Capitalist.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance

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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu May 25, 2023 7:00 am

New man meets the old man, who now believes that every man in this topic called man, is connected, the new man is confused, and decides to believe it, and the old man says, that something is happening in the multiverse, if you don't stop it, it will corrupt this world, and the new man now cannot die for the next 10 posts, and the new man's name is John Cena
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