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by **Experina** » Mon May 22, 2023 6:05 am

Man gets a gun and sends someone to jesus

by **Cerespasia** » Mon May 22, 2023 6:09 am

The Republic of Western Sol wrote:It’s the return of Celica Man! He’s taking his Celica to the track because he was summoned by the new man from the depths of hell

Celica Man also revives Billybobjoe, who goes riding shotgun with Celica Man on his sweet 1999 Toyota Celica.

Experina wrote:BBJ suddenly dies, and we start over again with a new man

~~WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!?!???!?!~~

by **The Republic of Western Sol** » Mon May 22, 2023 6:15 am

Celica man and BBJ enter a budget rally tournament

by **Cerespasia** » Tue May 23, 2023 11:16 pm

/stumpblump

by **Ankuran** » Wed May 24, 2023 4:56 am

Celica Man bumps BBJ, causing both to spin out, hit the wall, and die in a fiery explosion. It made page 1 below the fold.

New Man.

by **Experina** » Wed May 24, 2023 7:32 am

The new man walks to a pet store and adopts a dog

by **Urine Town** » Wed May 24, 2023 7:34 am

The dog has rabies and bit Man

by **New Texas Republic** » Wed May 24, 2023 7:36 am

Man miraculously survives, but then notices that he is beginning to sprout hair from everywhere

by **Sarolandia** » Wed May 24, 2023 7:37 am

The man becomes Bigfoot, and decides to make a vacation home in Colorado.

by **Experina** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:27 am

Man freaking dies form rabies that took way too long for him to kill him

New man

Man adopts another dog

by **Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:40 am

The dog is killed by a home invader.

Man becomes John Wick.

by **New Texas Republic** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:54 am

John Wick finds the man responsible for killing his poor dog. He finds him and shoots him the head.

by **Saint Monkey** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:57 am

John Wick adopts a Camel, and moves to Egypt

by **Arstotskiano** » Wed May 24, 2023 4:56 pm

John wick doubles egypt and gives it to the next person before going into cardiac arrest.

by **Nova Paradisius** » Wed May 24, 2023 4:59 pm

John Wick's departing soul transcends the Matrix. He becomes Neo Wick.

by **Experina** » Wed May 24, 2023 9:47 pm

Neo Wick fucking dies form cardiac arrest,

New man

New man adopts a cat, since he thinks dogs are bad because what has happened previously

by **Ankuran** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:12 am

Man gets toxoplasmosis from the cat.

by **Soldierlandia** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:14 am

Man looks up into the sky, he sees nuclear missiles, and he assumes Kim Jong Un was having a Hissy fit.

by **The Republic of Western Sol** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:20 am

They were actually balloons for his kids war themed birthday

by **Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:26 am

Man dresses up as Kim Jong Un for his kids' birthday.

by **Experina** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:54 am

Man is kidnapped by someone, and it's revealed to be one of the old man's, neo Wick, and he explains every man in F7 is connected somehow

by **Calption** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:55 am

Man kills Neo Wick with a pebble, and continues on life as normal.

by **Lackadaisia** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:56 am

Man's head explodes because man cannot handle his new reality. New man.

by **Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations** » Thu May 25, 2023 6:58 am

Man is a Capitalist.

by **Experina** » Thu May 25, 2023 7:00 am

New man meets the old man, who now believes that every man in this topic called man, is connected, the new man is confused, and decides to believe it, and the old man says, that something is happening in the multiverse, if you don't stop it, it will corrupt this world, and the new man now cannot die for the next 10 posts, and the new man's name is John Cena

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