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Carthatska
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Nov 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Carthatska » Sat Jun 26, 2021 5:30 pm

Man is born as a small parakeet in a pet shop. He is named 'Mahn'.
TG me if my posts are bad.

If New Caledonia was very French and also independent.

Nothing going on except everybody hates the President

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Ikania
Senator
 
Posts: 3686
Founded: Jun 28, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ikania » Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:19 pm

Man escapes pet shop and soars above the skies, eventually settling in the Amazon jungle to be among the parakeets.
Ike Speardane
Executive Advisor in The League.
Proud soldier in the service of The Grey Wardens.
Two-time Defendervision winner. NSG Senate veteran.
Knuckle-dragging fuckstick from a backwater GCR. #SPRDNZ
Land Value Tax would fix this
СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ

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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Abkhaz » Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:35 am

Parrot man falls into a hole ,picks up a blue hoodie and becomes sans man

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Homyland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 160
Founded: Apr 25, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Homyland » Sun Jun 27, 2021 5:16 am

Man dyes his jacket red, becoming Alert Man
Welcome to Homyland.
Allies of:
Ifreann wrote:China is bad, but also, the likes of Fortnite are basically
trying to make children into addicts. Ban China and Epic.
Govenment positions:
Ex-Minister of the Interior in First World Order (RIP)
Ex-Lead Senator in The Legionary (RIP, with an alt)
Founder of the Realm of Nowhere (RIP, with an alt)
Ex-Gameside Advocate in The North Pacific

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Anagonia
Senator
 
Posts: 3697
Founded: Dec 18, 2003
Democratic Socialists

Postby Anagonia » Sun Jun 27, 2021 5:24 am

Alert Man is struck by lightning, becoming Light Man
Founded: September 14th, 0 AUR
Capital: Liberty, State of Liberty, CSA
President: Mileethus Canisilus
Population: 85.22 Million Anagonians
GDP: D$6.1 Trillion
The Confederate States of Anagonia (MT/PMT)
An autonomous unity; A Confederate Republic whole.
Left-leaning Libertarianism - Human/Non-Human Society
Current Canon Year: 107 AUR (2033 AD)
Embassy Exchange Link | GATORnet v0.5.2b

Friend of Kraven, 2005-2023 == 18 years of stories deleted == Kraven Prevails!

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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Sun Jun 27, 2021 7:56 am

Light Man gives in to the power of the Dark Side and eventually becomes Darth Man.
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |

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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanovereich » Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:18 am

Darth Man trapped in a black hole
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.

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Homyland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 160
Founded: Apr 25, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Homyland » Sun Jun 27, 2021 12:36 pm

Darth Man kills the black hole, and due to this, he is given the reign over Tatooine.
Welcome to Homyland.
Allies of:
Ifreann wrote:China is bad, but also, the likes of Fortnite are basically
trying to make children into addicts. Ban China and Epic.
Govenment positions:
Ex-Minister of the Interior in First World Order (RIP)
Ex-Lead Senator in The Legionary (RIP, with an alt)
Founder of the Realm of Nowhere (RIP, with an alt)
Ex-Gameside Advocate in The North Pacific

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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:50 pm

It was actually dantooine, which he ordered to blow up
New man
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays

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Sulivannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 610
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Sulivannia » Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:06 pm

In Thailand, man accidentally steps on a banknote.
The Federated United States of Sulivannia'Suli'21/8/1821
PM Grant MoulderA modern, democratic nation of 154 million in Feldare
 SBNW, 12/4/2023, W15|Spring 1st-leaf extent @ 84%, full-leaf @ 52% of Suli|Days until Fed Election: 24, amid Pro Dems big lead in polls|SCFL Rd 5 fixtures continue||Cončarden 19°/13° |Gramdel 16°/11° |Ambrousia 24°/17° |Kaïrsund 13°/8° |Klaståre 22°/11° |Caronel 25°/21° |Māirevul 12°/7° |Nučrevate 25°/9° |Caleira 23°/18°  |Baṙicolté 22°/16°  |Tumasborg 18°/14° |Volairen 18°/11°   |Evarnolte 15°/7° |Wulmind 8°/5° OOC|Classic F7 geek|Sleep schedule still late, working on it|Still slow at things, on purpose|In a bit of a lull|Officially ran out of ideas for my news|739 

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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:10 pm

Prayut Chan-o-cha suddenly appears and personally beats Man repeatedly with a stun baton.
| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |

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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2047
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Jun 29, 2021 8:50 pm

Man faints, but does not die
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby


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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Abkhaz » Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:48 pm

Man helps nationalists in the ottoman empire by giving them an infinite food fridge

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Novum Teutonicum
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Mar 28, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Novum Teutonicum » Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:59 pm

Man publishes his political beliefs in a manifesto, titled "What is Man?"
Welcome to Novum Teutonicum!
The Greatest Country in the Free (Market) World

[OOC][/OOC] Unfortunately, due to a great deal of time without internet in the country, none of our staff understand how technology works. If you wish to see OOC info, click here:
Like: negative taxes, transcribing Homer's works into prose, King Crimson (the band, but the other one's cool too) writing like Cormac McCarthy and gothic architecture and the classical elements and taking magicians seriously like GOB from Arrested development said and that quote was: we demand to be taken seriously.

Dislike: Shakespeare, arguing on the internet, Twitter, "aesthetic" types, One Piece's pacing,Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos.

Political beliefs: Not Novum Teutonicum's.

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The Champions League
Diplomat
 
Posts: 522
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Champions League » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:21 am

The new publication leads to a movement called Manism. Man, along with his followers, plans to take over the government.

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Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 190
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:21 am

man has realized book is really popular among the people who share similar beliefs
ninja'd
man and followers successfully overthrow government
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Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

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Romedomokuri
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 01, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Romedomokuri » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:27 am

Colelund wrote:Man finds that the Cthulu mythos was real and loses his mind

New man
man sees black cat, proceeds to pet it and grab it and throw it into water
2167: the federation of romedomokuri is expanding across galaxies, and the planets in the future will have populations, and the nation is starting wars with other empires and nations.

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Waldoven
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Waldoven » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:31 am

New man was actually old man but lost memories
United Federation of Waldoven

"Curiosity drives Waldoven forwards!"
Home page | Region
Waldoven, home to the Waldovian species. United in 1970 WT (2,217,130 AD), Waldovians have come far ever since the first humans crashed onto the planet, now taking their first steps to becoming an interplanetary civilization.
A nation that represents about 80% of my political views
Current year: 2,217,130 AD | 1990 WT

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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanovereich » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:35 am

New man remembers himself as old man
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.

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Filipinn
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Oct 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Filipinn » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:42 am

New man cries.

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Novostia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 131
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Novostia » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:55 am

New Man Does Mitosis, There Is Now New Man And New New Man
*Insert Obvious Partisan Statement Presented As Absolute Undeniable Fact*

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Wed Jun 30, 2021 8:05 am

Man evolves into into worm, worm is worm.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist

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Hiram Land
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1504
Founded: May 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Hiram Land » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:41 pm

The worm merges into New New Man, whom in turn merges with New Man to form Man.
Слава Україні!
#KyrusiaSoTrue
he/him
uwu
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Unidas et Hyramalunde
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Alternate: Hiramia-Omfew
_____ Hiram Land _____
Hyramas or Bust!
Thank you to Nanako Island for providing help for the signature.

Proud UFN member
RIP UNoE and UoJ

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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Wed Jun 30, 2021 3:31 pm

Man dies because he cannot metamorphisize anymore.
New man, born in Hokkaido
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays

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