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Wallenburg
GA Secretariat
 
Posts: 22344
Founded: Jan 30, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Fri Jun 25, 2021 12:28 am

Man-1001, the first human-machine hybrid, goes even further back in time to save Baby Man from being killed.
I want to improve.
grestin went through the MKULTRA program and he has more of a free will than wallenburg does - Imperial Idaho
King of Snark, General Assembly Secretary, Arbiter for The East Pacific

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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:08 am

Man fails his task, and ends up committing self destruct.
New man, at Novosibirsk, Novosibirsk Oblast, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Hiram Land
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1483
Founded: May 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Hiram Land » Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:58 am

Man jumps on a plane to represent Novosibirsk in the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union in Moscow.
Слава Україні!
#ValaranSoFab™
he/him
uwu
National Information
Unidas et Hyramalunde
Nationbuilder
Old Dispatches
Alternate: Hiramia-Omfew
_____ Hiram Land _____
Hyramas or Bust!
Thank you to Nanako Island for providing help for the signature.
Proud UFN member
RIP UNoE and UoJ
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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1155
Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Fri Jun 25, 2021 6:11 am

Man explodes destroying communism
Does NOT fully represent my views

Member of ICDN, Nato and UCA (and all of its predecessors)
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

New account: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nyetoa
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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Fri Jun 25, 2021 6:18 am

Man dissolves into ashes and a pair of eyes in a cartoonish fashion. His entire body fully recovers once the next scene comes along.
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |
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Keira
Diplomat
 
Posts: 944
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Keira » Fri Jun 25, 2021 6:38 am

Man becomes George Harrison
⠀⠀⠀⠀Federation⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ of ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Keira⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
Wiki | Map | President | Factbooks
About me | she / they | Liberal & Pragmatic Social Democrat | Prussian Lithuanian in UK | No game stats | Dark theme | ex-DOS
Main: Helvena | Other puppets: Ygria Osttera
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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:00 am

Man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist
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523
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 10, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby 523 » Fri Jun 25, 2021 4:44 pm

Man goes on strike for women's rights in the US
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Isles of Eamhna
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: May 07, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Isles of Eamhna » Fri Jun 25, 2021 4:45 pm

523 wrote:Man goes on strike for women's rights in the US

man forced to flee United States due to the large amount of backlash from anti-woman conservatives
Isles of Eamhna — Aoidhe Eamhna
Eamhna is pronounced Ave-ruh, as though you've been punched in the stomach while saying Avril Lavigne
Naoimn Eaimhnidht — the Emnian Phrasebook
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The Champions League
Diplomat
 
Posts: 521
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Champions League » Fri Jun 25, 2021 4:49 pm

Man flees to Mexico and becomes known as "El Macho"
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Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 190
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Fri Jun 25, 2021 4:49 pm

[Strike]ma[Strike]n finds new life in Honduras[/Strike][/Strike]
ninja'd
man chokes a wild snake he found
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Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)
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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:38 pm

Man builds a large taco
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Porotia
Attaché
 
Posts: 74
Founded: Oct 06, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Porotia » Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:40 pm

Man commits a crime by eating the large taco with a comically large spoon.
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What do you want?

Authoritarian/Libertarian: 6.22 Authoritarian
Left/Right: 0.33 Center

I am a Stratocratic Populist.
For: Increased police & military funding, Militarized police, Drug crackdowns, Law enforcement raids on criminal operations, Freedom of speech, Right to Bear Arms, Manufacturing and ownership of automatic firearms, Surveillance of ex-cons, Business regulation, Capital punishment, Government posession of nuclear weapons, one-party system, Castle doctrine.

Against: The Military-Industrial Complex, Gun control, State-Controlled Press, Socialism, Welfare, Hard & soft drugs (excluding medications prescribed by doctors), Transgenderism, Terrorism.
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Narland
Minister
 
Posts: 2068
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:48 pm

Man moves to a country where people have the constitutional right to keep and bear comically large spoons, but there is a three day waiting period.
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Abkhaz » Sat Jun 26, 2021 1:11 am

Man sees a portal open up doom man looks up at him and says 'hey do ya like killing demons'
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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Sat Jun 26, 2021 1:22 am

Man accepts the offer, transforms into a Doomguy clone, receives a shotgun, and steps into the portal.
| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |
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CANZUK Confederation
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Jun 12, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby CANZUK Confederation » Sat Jun 26, 2021 1:25 am

Man dies the minute he gets in.
New man runs Amazon's drone division.
The Confederation of CANZUK
“United together, never alone.”
Parliament | Overview | Military | Equipment
DEFCON: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
CANZUK is not involved in any conflicts. [hr]
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The American Anarchist Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Jan 21, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The American Anarchist Empire » Sat Jun 26, 2021 1:38 am

Man's shotgun gets jammed In a fight and he is captured by demons and tortured. He loses his arms and legs and goes unconscious. He wakes up in a small town in Oregon named Gravity Falls with his arms and legs replaced with robotic parts.
The American Anarchist Empire
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The Empire is a English speaking Democracy located across the world with it having many conquered lands. We are members of CUSP and UDAF. NS Stats not used.
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Aenglide
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 147
Founded: Oct 25, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Aenglide » Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:52 am

Man forgets English and only knows !Xóõ
AENGLIDE

The Federation of Aenglide | Federatig Ænglide | Fiterääne Angeeli | Ajunnuna Anigilaak | ᐱᑦᑲᓅᓇ ᐊᖏᓛᑦ/Pitkanuuna Angilaat

A LAND OF FOUR CONLANGS. Aenglic/Ænglik Sprök, Hööra, Uqqurapiata, Kuqaarii/ᑯᖄᕇ !

Standard English: /eɪŋliːd/
Aenglic: /ængliːdə/
WMCA Observer State | WorldVision Committee Member | IIWIKI Page | NS stats not canon
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Abkhaz » Sat Jun 26, 2021 10:53 am

Man trys to buy a gun to kill himself but fails
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Hanovereich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 899
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanovereich » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:07 am

Man tried for attempted suicide
A Brit who just likes P2TM, political/geopolitical RPs.
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Hiram Land
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1483
Founded: May 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Hiram Land » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:29 am

Man is able to die thanks to suicide.
New man In Hollywood.
Слава Україні!
#ValaranSoFab™
he/him
uwu
National Information
Unidas et Hyramalunde
Nationbuilder
Old Dispatches
Alternate: Hiramia-Omfew
_____ Hiram Land _____
Hyramas or Bust!
Thank you to Nanako Island for providing help for the signature.
Proud UFN member
RIP UNoE and UoJ
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Keira
Diplomat
 
Posts: 944
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Keira » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:31 am

Man moves to Hollywood, MD.
⠀⠀⠀⠀Federation⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ of ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Keira⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
Wiki | Map | President | Factbooks
About me | she / they | Liberal & Pragmatic Social Democrat | Prussian Lithuanian in UK | No game stats | Dark theme | ex-DOS
Main: Helvena | Other puppets: Ygria Osttera
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Isles of Eamhna
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: May 07, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Isles of Eamhna » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:45 am

Keira wrote:---

man bitten by zombie, becomes Hollywood Undead
Isles of Eamhna — Aoidhe Eamhna
Eamhna is pronounced Ave-ruh, as though you've been punched in the stomach while saying Avril Lavigne
Naoimn Eaimhnidht — the Emnian Phrasebook
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Henna-Kassel
Diplomat
 
Posts: 1000
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Henna-Kassel » Sat Jun 26, 2021 3:36 pm

Man gets overwhelmed by the zombies and kills himself
New man
Supreme Leader:, Martin Cook
This nation does NOT reflect my Real Life views

News:Occupation by The GCE occurs
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