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Vladilan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Vladilan » Tue May 18, 2021 3:10 pm

South Americanastan wrote:
Jedinsto wrote:Man kills the younglings

Man battles his mentor, Obi-Two

*Obi-Man Kenobi

Man becomes Darth Man
The most accursed timeline, when the Nazis almost won, and the NKVD didn't kill itself, and then it did, and then some stuff happened.
NS Stats purist because they're in my favour

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J o J
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Dec 18, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby J o J » Tue May 18, 2021 3:11 pm

Darth Man finds out his wife is dead, subsequently screams "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Don't be sour, here have a flower,
I'll refound your region in under an hour!
Calm down, no need to flame,
NationStates is just a game!

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Jedinsto
Diplomat
 
Posts: 980
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Jedinsto » Tue May 18, 2021 3:11 pm

Man goes on a genocidal rage on a planet called Croissant

Edit: Ninja'd but meh, still works
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This is indeed, once again, a signature.

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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 748
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Tue May 18, 2021 3:37 pm

Man gets his hand cut off and is asphyxiated by his son and dies

New man

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Carthatska
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Nov 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Carthatska » Tue May 18, 2021 3:53 pm

Man goes to the store.
TG me if my posts are bad.

If New Caledonia was very French and also independent.

Nothing going on except everybody hates the President

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The Champions League
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 436
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Champions League » Tue May 18, 2021 4:04 pm

Man buys cigarettes

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The South Appalachian Region
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 114
Founded: Oct 17, 2020
Anarchy

Postby The South Appalachian Region » Tue May 18, 2021 4:15 pm

Man buys weed
Political compass:
Economic Left/Right: 5.0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.23

(Lib-right)
Welcome to the United States of South Appalachia
An independent early-1980s era American South, centering around the Appalachian cultural region.
PLEASE read factbooks before judging based on flag (unless a forum game instructs you to judge based solely on the flag), thanks.
Pro: Capitalism, privacy, freedom, Southern Pride, Libertarianism, gay marriage, Marijuana legalization, sex work legalisation, right to bear arms.
Anti: Communism, authoritarianism, government surveillance, censorship,
illegal immigration, SJWs, Sharia Law

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South Americanastan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1563
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby South Americanastan » Tue May 18, 2021 4:17 pm

Man smokes weed with friends
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of ICDN
My Embassy Program
NS Stats must die!
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.

HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Voxija
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1346
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Tue May 18, 2021 4:20 pm

Man takes out his laptop.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
Generic MT liberal democracy Meh. | I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22375
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue May 18, 2021 4:24 pm

Laptop explodes, man dies.

New man is a woman this time.

Woman is on a highway and needs to use the toilet
The Australian Labor Party- A subsidiary of the Chinese communist party since Kevin Rudd
Not even one year has passed since Biden became president of the USA, and already, there's a lot of chaos in the Middle East
The Chinese Communist Party, the bum-buddies of terrorist organisation, the Taliban
I support the legitimate government of China- the one located in Taiwan
From Greek Ancestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution
In-Character posts made by this fictious account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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South Americanastan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1563
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby South Americanastan » Tue May 18, 2021 4:31 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Laptop explodes, man dies.

New man is a woman this time.

Woman is on a highway and needs to use the toilet

Kinda missing the point of the thread with "Man is Woman"

Man takes shit out of the window
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of ICDN
My Embassy Program
NS Stats must die!
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.

HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Carthatska
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Nov 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Carthatska » Tue May 18, 2021 6:04 pm

Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO'.

New man.
TG me if my posts are bad.

If New Caledonia was very French and also independent.

Nothing going on except everybody hates the President

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Funegraris
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Funegraris » Tue May 18, 2021 6:31 pm

Man beats the f*** out of his d*** so goddamn hard his left leg goes numb
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The Caleshan Valkyrie
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1236
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Tue May 18, 2021 7:42 pm

Man wonders why the word ‘frog’ and ‘door’ had asterisks in them when he thought about them just now. Man shrugs and sits down to watch old 50s sitcoms.
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)
Current RP (but in the past): Acrimony of Brothers (involved tribe: Deep Kraken)

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The Champions League
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 436
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Champions League » Tue May 18, 2021 8:12 pm

Man gets bored of the sitcoms and goes to the park

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Kergstan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 598
Founded: May 09, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Kergstan » Tue May 18, 2021 8:20 pm

Man punches kid playing on the swing to take his place
I don't use NSstats, MT nation, i enjoy realism.
Albanian bi cis boy raised in italy, rl communist.


SRKNA
Submarine lost around South China Sea, govt. has prepared rescue team

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
Attaché
 
Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Tue May 18, 2021 8:29 pm

Man commits mass genocide, then makes the dead people alive again.

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Earth Allies
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Tue May 18, 2021 8:53 pm

The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Man wonders why the word ‘frog’ and ‘door’ had asterisks in them when he thought about them just now. Man shrugs and sits down to watch old 50s sitcoms.

Lol lol lol:p
Kingdom Of Deutchland wrote:Man commits mass genocide, then makes the dead people alive again.

Every says man is GOD
World Health Organization
Part of the ICDN
Earth-1: HRM is head of Starfleet
Earth-NS: NS Forum, HRM is President of Earth Allies

Chads Bizarre Adventure wrote:You always make the best RPs 8)

To boldly..[Insert something here]

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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 748
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Tue May 18, 2021 10:21 pm

Man develops a drinking habit similar to that of Alastair

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4638
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue May 18, 2021 10:22 pm

Nooooooooooooooo wrote:Man develops a drinking habit similar to that of Alastair

Man accidentally summons some random NS user known as Western Fardelshufflestein, who tries to give him a hug because he's suffering.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 10 September 2021 | I gotta write another one of these | Queen Takes Extended Leave of Absence to Spend Time with King | I am not Rick Astley and can therefore make you cry with sad words.

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Tue May 18, 2021 11:04 pm

Man goes to meet brothers David and Dave
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Deamonopolis
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 451
Founded: Jan 21, 2004
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Deamonopolis » Tue May 18, 2021 11:07 pm

Man smokes a big weed

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Tue May 18, 2021 11:10 pm

brothers David and Dave does not look entirely happy at man's actions
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
sample text
Overamericanism in the forums!!

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Cloujia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 29, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cloujia » Wed May 19, 2021 2:53 am

Man secretly becomes kingpin of massive weed dealing outlet and goes under the alias of Heisenberg much to David and Dave's sadness.
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Deamonopolis
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 451
Founded: Jan 21, 2004
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Deamonopolis » Wed May 19, 2021 4:41 am

And continues to blaze it like you wouldn't believe

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