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Helpers of the newlandian union
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Mar 14, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Helpers of the newlandian union » Mon May 17, 2021 1:04 pm

Traden wrote:Jeff gets stranded on Jeff island and dies there.

New man.

man exists

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Pingas Island
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 24, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Pingas Island » Mon May 17, 2021 1:07 pm

Helpers of the newlandian union wrote:
Traden wrote:Jeff gets stranded on Jeff island and dies there.

New man.

man exists

Man spontaneously combusts. New man.
A puppet of Storalia.

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Vladilan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Vladilan » Mon May 17, 2021 1:34 pm

Man buys a reverse convertible
The most accursed timeline, when the Nazis almost won, and the NKVD didn't kill itself, and then it did, and then some stuff happened.
NS Stats purist because they're in my favour

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Indiana Controlled Florida
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Feb 20, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Indiana Controlled Florida » Mon May 17, 2021 1:36 pm

Man trips off a royal palace and dies

New Man
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Traden
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 394
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Traden » Mon May 17, 2021 2:40 pm

Man falls into Bog of Eternal Stench.
Current Member of SPSF (Tidal Force)

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11415
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Mon May 17, 2021 3:03 pm

Man discovers that he actually likes the hermit lifestyle, and lives in the woods... completely unmolested by any kind of living creature.

He does have difficulty hunting from upwind though.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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South Americanastan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1562
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 3:42 pm

Godular wrote:Man discovers that he actually likes the hermit lifestyle, and lives in the woods... completely unmolested by any kind of living creature.

He does have difficulty hunting from upwind though.

Man resorts to cannibalism
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of ICDN
My Embassy Program
NS Stats must die!
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.

HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Mon May 17, 2021 3:45 pm

Man quits cannibalisms, and decided to run a country. Man turns tyrannical, and eventually jumps of a cliff, to die, only to survive. Man tries to drown, but instead turn's into a mermaid, and teleports to Bikini Bottom where he, meets SpongeBob, and cooks Patrick over a fire, and eats him.

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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Mon May 17, 2021 4:21 pm

Kingdom Of Deutchland wrote:Man quits cannibalisms, and decided to run a country. Man turns tyrannical, and eventually jumps of a cliff, to die, only to survive. Man tries to drown, but instead turn's into a mermaid, and teleports to Bikini Bottom where he, meets SpongeBob, and cooks Patrick over a fire, and eats him.

wtf my eyes
She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]

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Jedinsto
Diplomat
 
Posts: 980
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Jedinsto » Mon May 17, 2021 4:22 pm

Man shits himself in the middle of a supermarket
This is indeed, once again, a signature.

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The Champions League
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 436
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Champions League » Mon May 17, 2021 5:12 pm

Man gets arrested once again

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South Americanastan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1562
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 5:13 pm

The Champions League wrote:Man gets arrested once again

Man drops soap
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of ICDN
My Embassy Program
NS Stats must die!
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.

HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:15 pm

Bill accidentaly ate it and dies
About my Nation:
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:16 pm

Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just ninja'd my ass and saved this thread from a cursed comment being made.
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]

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South Americanastan
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Posts: 1562
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 5:17 pm

North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

This one's going in my sig
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of ICDN
My Embassy Program
NS Stats must die!
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.

HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:21 pm

Man is killed y kyle
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
sample text
Overamericanism in the forums!!

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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:23 pm

South Americanastan wrote:
North Sonovia wrote:I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

This one's going in my sig

How do you put a spoiler in your signature anyway?
She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]

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Cavirfi
Diplomat
 
Posts: 533
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Cavirfi » Mon May 17, 2021 5:24 pm

Cereskia wrote:Man is killed y kyle

Man resurrects like Jesus.
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Nordic-British Union
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Nordic-British Union » Mon May 17, 2021 5:26 pm

Man avoids mob lynching and crucifixion on the grounds of witchcraft via the use of….google maps.
“The weeb is long gone, in its place the Special Air Service rises.”

Breaking news:Random man in London becomes the first British Citizen to experience Halo:Infinite since its long-awaited release. Sole challenger who challenged Challenger 3, is now challenged with challenging health…challenges.

Daarwyrth wrote:The nation is set in a post-apocalyptic setting, where the last hope is music.
Misgardamy wrote:Cyberpunk anime, nor nordic, nor british.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:I guess a cyberpunk world of some sort. They are militarized to some degree, and the citizens are wealthy enough to ride in that kind of car.

If you can read this, you deserve some fookin’ laser soights

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Philosocom
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Apr 24, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Philosocom » Mon May 17, 2021 5:30 pm

Man goes to a Pegan-dominant country in hope of finding safety.
This is an actual backlink outpost of an actual website, run by an actual person. Philosocom.com -- free-of-charge philosophical website by Mr. Tomasio Rubinshtein.

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South Americanastan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1562
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 5:38 pm

North Sonovia wrote:
South Americanastan wrote:This one's going in my sig

How do you put a spoiler in your signature anyway?

The spoiler tag
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of ICDN
My Embassy Program
NS Stats must die!
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.

HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Molopovia
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Posts: 96
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Molopovia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:48 pm

Philosocom wrote:Man goes to a Pegan-dominant country in hope of finding safety.


Man is forced to leave due to imminent meteor threat. Is currently hiding in Madeira, Portugal
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Also, I do not use NSStats for: Taxes, Corruption

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Mon May 17, 2021 6:02 pm

Man licks own man toes, and ends up chopping them off and eats them. He sucks on his own toes, until he turns into a dog, and then he drowns and turns into spongebob, where he goes to the krusty crap and poops out of his toenails on his head and eats pee from mr krabs toes from fingers.

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Mon May 17, 2021 6:07 pm

Kingdom Of Deutchland wrote:Man licks own man toes, and ends up chopping them off and eats them. He sucks on his own toes, until he turns into a dog, and then he drowns and turns into spongebob, where he goes to the krusty crap and poops out of his toenails on his head and eats pee from mr krabs toes from fingers.


Sorry this is mentally disturbing. I am sorry to anyone who saw this.

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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Mon May 17, 2021 6:55 pm

Gordon, Bill and Jeff beat Man up for being immature.

Neumann
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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