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Helpers of the newlandian union
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Posts: 19
Founded: Mar 14, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Helpers of the newlandian union » Mon May 17, 2021 1:04 pm

Traden wrote:Jeff gets stranded on Jeff island and dies there.

New man.

man exists

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Pingas Island
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 24, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Pingas Island » Mon May 17, 2021 1:07 pm

Helpers of the newlandian union wrote:
Traden wrote:Jeff gets stranded on Jeff island and dies there.

New man.

man exists

Man spontaneously combusts. New man.
A puppet of Storalia.

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Vladilan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vladilan » Mon May 17, 2021 1:34 pm

Man buys a reverse convertible
the ussr never broke up until the 2000s, it's puppets split off violently, and then a reverse Russian revolution happened.
non-canon stats: political freedom (more middling), economic freedom (lower),[/spoiler]

Sic Semper Amogus

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Indiana Controlled Florida
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 455
Founded: Feb 20, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Indiana Controlled Florida » Mon May 17, 2021 1:36 pm

Man trips off a royal palace and dies

New Man
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Traden
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 394
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Traden » Mon May 17, 2021 2:40 pm

Man falls into Bog of Eternal Stench.
Current Member of SPSF (Tidal Force)

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11631
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Mon May 17, 2021 3:03 pm

Man discovers that he actually likes the hermit lifestyle, and lives in the woods... completely unmolested by any kind of living creature.

He does have difficulty hunting from upwind though.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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South Americanastan
Minister
 
Posts: 2141
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 3:42 pm

Godular wrote:Man discovers that he actually likes the hermit lifestyle, and lives in the woods... completely unmolested by any kind of living creature.

He does have difficulty hunting from upwind though.

Man resorts to cannibalism
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO, proud “Effie”
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Mon May 17, 2021 3:45 pm

Man quits cannibalisms, and decided to run a country. Man turns tyrannical, and eventually jumps of a cliff, to die, only to survive. Man tries to drown, but instead turn's into a mermaid, and teleports to Bikini Bottom where he, meets SpongeBob, and cooks Patrick over a fire, and eats him.

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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Mon May 17, 2021 4:21 pm

Kingdom Of Deutchland wrote:Man quits cannibalisms, and decided to run a country. Man turns tyrannical, and eventually jumps of a cliff, to die, only to survive. Man tries to drown, but instead turn's into a mermaid, and teleports to Bikini Bottom where he, meets SpongeBob, and cooks Patrick over a fire, and eats him.

wtf my eyes
She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]

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Jedinsto
Diplomat
 
Posts: 981
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Jedinsto » Mon May 17, 2021 4:22 pm

Man shits himself in the middle of a supermarket
This is indeed, once again, a signature.

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The Champions League
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 488
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Champions League » Mon May 17, 2021 5:12 pm

Man gets arrested once again

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South Americanastan
Minister
 
Posts: 2141
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 5:13 pm

The Champions League wrote:Man gets arrested once again

Man drops soap
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO, proud “Effie”
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:15 pm

Bill accidentaly ate it and dies
About my Nation:
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:16 pm

Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just ninja'd my ass and saved this thread from a cursed comment being made.
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]

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South Americanastan
Minister
 
Posts: 2141
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 5:17 pm

North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

This one's going in my sig
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO, proud “Effie”
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:21 pm

Man is killed y kyle
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
sample text
Overamericanism in the forums!!

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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:23 pm

South Americanastan wrote:
North Sonovia wrote:I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

This one's going in my sig

How do you put a spoiler in your signature anyway?
She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]

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Cavirfi
Diplomat
 
Posts: 871
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cavirfi » Mon May 17, 2021 5:24 pm

Cereskia wrote:Man is killed y kyle

Man resurrects like Jesus.
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CAVIRFI ONE: Revival of 2nd Crabaiaian Uprising enters Day 68; Airport Occupations enter Day 19; Occupation of Parliament enters Day 46; Doctors' Strike enters Day 54; Anti-War riots enters Day 49 | Amine War enters Day 49 | Protests in Cavirfi enter Day 16 | Average Weather: 16.85℃

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Nordic-British Union
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nordic-British Union » Mon May 17, 2021 5:26 pm

Man avoids mob lynching and crucifixion on the grounds of witchcraft via the use of….google maps.
Breaking news:Twin skies surpasses Quantum in NBU’s charts. A new “arc-firing” firearm constructed by Cassandra proves to be extremely costly, tests undergoing anyway.

Daarwyrth wrote:The nation is set in a post-apocalyptic setting, where the last hope is music.
Misgardamy wrote:Cyberpunk anime, nor nordic, nor british.
Samudera Darussalam wrote:I guess a cyberpunk world of some sort. They are militarized to some degree, and the citizens are wealthy enough to ride in that kind of car.
Ostrov Pestsa wrote:A steampunk anime world full of secrets waiting to be discovered.

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Philosocom
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Apr 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Philosocom » Mon May 17, 2021 5:30 pm

Man goes to a Pegan-dominant country in hope of finding safety.
This is an actual backlink outpost of an actual website, run by an actual person. Philosocom.com -- free-of-charge philosophical website by Mr. Tomasio Rubinshtein.

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South Americanastan
Minister
 
Posts: 2141
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Mon May 17, 2021 5:38 pm

North Sonovia wrote:
South Americanastan wrote:This one's going in my sig

How do you put a spoiler in your signature anyway?

The spoiler tag
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO, proud “Effie”
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Molopovia
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Posts: 96
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Molopovia » Mon May 17, 2021 5:48 pm

Philosocom wrote:Man goes to a Pegan-dominant country in hope of finding safety.


Man is forced to leave due to imminent meteor threat. Is currently hiding in Madeira, Portugal
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Land Federation of Molopovia
World Assembly Delegate:
Broska Tarlishak, PhD

Check out the Ministry of ICT's newly created Official Information Compendium - Enormous collection of knowledge about Molopovia. Largely under construction.


Also, I do not use NSStats for: Taxes, Corruption

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Mon May 17, 2021 6:02 pm

Man licks own man toes, and ends up chopping them off and eats them. He sucks on his own toes, until he turns into a dog, and then he drowns and turns into spongebob, where he goes to the krusty crap and poops out of his toenails on his head and eats pee from mr krabs toes from fingers.

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Mon May 17, 2021 6:07 pm

Kingdom Of Deutchland wrote:Man licks own man toes, and ends up chopping them off and eats them. He sucks on his own toes, until he turns into a dog, and then he drowns and turns into spongebob, where he goes to the krusty crap and poops out of his toenails on his head and eats pee from mr krabs toes from fingers.


Sorry this is mentally disturbing. I am sorry to anyone who saw this.

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Mon May 17, 2021 6:55 pm

Gordon, Bill and Jeff beat Man up for being immature.

Neumann
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!

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