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Aidira
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Founded: Aug 06, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Aidira » Tue Aug 30, 2022 2:47 am

First off, the format is quite impressive. Well done!

Orlesia is a massive country, covering an area of 2.7 million km² with an equally huge population of over 426 million people. The state is unashamedly autocratic and seems to operate as an absolute hereditary monarchy. Despite officially being a commonwealth and having some superficial similarities to a federal state, the administration of Orlesia is actually strikingly centralized. The country is also very militarized, with the army consuming nearly 25% of the Federal Budget.
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Waisnor
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Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Tue Aug 30, 2022 2:51 am

After death of the king Myhuvol VI in 1951, bloodless coup occured and new constitution was beginning to be drafted. But the disagreements between parties in the Transitional Republican Committee over new constitution soon lead to the Aidiran Civil War, in which moderate republicans won and 45,000 people were killed.
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Western Theram
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Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:01 am

In 2008 an all out brawl occurred between legislators took place in parliament known as the “battle of legislators” when a simple misunderstanding of economic reforms by the Social Democratic Party got out of hand from opposition leaders thinking they were trying to bring back communism.
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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue Aug 30, 2022 8:27 am

The Revolutionary Western Militia is in charge of enforcing the law and keeping the peace in the west. At the frontline, the militia is armed with laser rifles (that also have bayonets) and stun grenades, and are supported by kangaroos (the lower-case makes me imagine literal kangaroos being used for support). Meanwhile the less militarized branch are police officers armed with tasers.
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Western Theram
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Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:24 am

Continental Free States wrote:The Revolutionary Western Militia is in charge of enforcing the law and keeping the peace in the west. At the frontline, the militia is armed with laser rifles (that also have bayonets) and stun grenades, and are supported by kangaroos (the lower-case makes me imagine literal kangaroos being used for support). Meanwhile the less militarized branch are police officers armed with tasers.

You are correct in imagining actual kangaroos (well at least our antlered variety) being used to help carry around supplies and patrol around.
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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:10 pm

Apparently there is bad blood between the Americans and the Brazilians in their timeline, as both nations had designs to be the dominant realm in that hemisphere but only one truly ascended. My guess would be that the Brazilians likely have a mindset similar to how some Argentinians feel about the Falklands.
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Amazonia-on-Themiscyra
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Founded: Sep 08, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Amazonia-on-Themiscyra » Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:17 pm

They're ruled by a chief called a Cala and there are very high expectations for them. Apparently anyone can become Cala as long as they're competent.
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Yokashai Israel
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Founded: Jan 20, 2022
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Yokashai Israel » Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:24 pm

It's a very interesting female-centric nation that seems to be bordering on being a cult.
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Kingdom of Lechia
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Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:34 pm

South Africa has more territories than in RL (owning also Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Mozambique and Madagascar).
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Hiyoko
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Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hiyoko » Tue Aug 30, 2022 5:02 pm

Lechia despite its seemingly terrifying exterior, has a rather sensible approach to festering corruption and domestic sabotage. Which is to say the Lechitic government condemns folks who commit such heinous acts with death.
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The Dunan Republic
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Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dunan Republic » Tue Aug 30, 2022 5:07 pm

It's an absolute monarchy whose monarch has been relegated to a ceremonial role and they employ powerful psychics as part of their military.

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Orlesian States
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Posts: 222
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Orlesian States » Tue Aug 30, 2022 5:08 pm

Hiyoko is a highly militarized society, run by the All-Valkryie's Government, they have instilled a puppet Monarchy, with the Royal family as figureheads. The actual business is run by the Valkyrie Council. The sheer fact that they have 'puppets' in charge and a sort of 'shadow council' doing the actual work is intriguing, and there's plenty of more information available within both their factbook, and their dispatches.

One thing I enjoyed reading about in particular is the Sledgehammers, the Valkyries themselves. Psychic warriors that are capable of inflicting immeasurable amounts of destruction on the poor saps that Hiyoko considers its enemies. What is even more impressive is how versatile the Valkyries are, not only are they the military force of the nation, they also are in charge of law enforcement, and run their own separate businesses here and there.

Mind you, this is just a brief summary, but the factbook itself is very well designed, it's most certainly worth a read.
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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:41 am

The Orlesian military spends ₣4.24 trillion per year, which is roughly one-fourth of Orlesia's entire state budget. It is split into a Ground Force, a Navy, an Air Force, and a 'Solar Investigation Force', the smallest and newest branch of the force. Put together, the military has 2.5 million active personnel and 1.5 reservists, and an unclear percentage of the military is built up of conscripts -as the state has a draft for every citizen of 17 years of age.
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Cheries
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Posts: 141
Founded: Oct 15, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cheries » Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:24 pm

The President of the Council of the Continental Free States's dad was a moonshiner.
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New San Andreas Republic
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Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:33 pm

In 1867, following the death of Tnanosnoc-Gnol, the Hreeccccccccccc regime who had ruled the Cherian Archipelago since 1854 collapsed.

The same way I collapsed from laughter and confusion trying to read these goddamn names with a straight face.
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Sibirer Republik
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Founded: May 25, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sibirer Republik » Thu Sep 01, 2022 2:22 pm

Perhaps due to the lead poisoning from lax environmental laws 'Pre-War' San Andreas was a politically divisive place of conservatives, liberals, and apathetic voters taken to an ideological extreme. To a point where places like Texas and France seemed to be better options than a state often described as one of the most "diverse" in the world. It can be assumed then that elections would be surprisingly divisive, with pißwasser-drinking rednecks, dyed-haired college students, and white middle-class moms becoming major voting blocks for their respective types of politicians (Racists, racists but healthcare, racists but cheap gas respectively). Meanwhile, other groups (inner-city minorities, the fabled 'working-class white', and those more literate than a 5th grader (equally mythological in that state)) are left either to hope the least-shit option gets elected, evacuate from the state, or decide "they can't change the system - so why not manipulate it"?

If there was ever a state that needed a nuclear war or jihad, it would be that one.
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Imperium of Texas
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Founded: Jun 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperium of Texas » Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:37 pm

They are Basically an unstable Post Soviet State Israel in Siberia created by Stalin who sent millions of people to walk across the entire country to get there during the course of World War two. Very Strange Mr Stalin.
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Western Theram
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Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:17 pm

What used to be Texas is now split into 7 independent states controlled by the “Warlords of Dixie” As well as some areas under the control of the confederacy and The “Stalinist rebel militia” I assume these states are a result of the ongoing second Texas civil war
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Free Jeililand
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Founded: Aug 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Jeililand » Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:10 pm

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Free Jeililand is a strong, patriotic society of settlers exhiled from a failed state that didn't respect the citizen's right to refuse to participate in a chaotic, uncontrolled, and vile society.

That's why the federal police force control everything instead of the government. How orderly and well kept!

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Kingdom of Intermaria
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Founded: Aug 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of Intermaria » Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:13 pm

They use clean energy.
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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:35 pm

Apparently their tourism industry died out in the 1340s, as it is stated that you can only sample their geographical and cultural landmarks in the fourteenth century even though they appear to be fully modern in the 2000’s.
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Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
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Kingdom of Intermaria
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Founded: Aug 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of Intermaria » Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:39 pm

The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Apparently their tourism industry died out in the 1340s, as it is stated that you can only sample their geographical and cultural landmarks in the fourteenth century even though they appear to be fully modern in the 2000’s.

Hi, I use 2 nations, 1 being an modern nation (the Aituia) and 1 being an medival one (Kingdom of Intermaria). /skipme
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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Fri Sep 02, 2022 5:52 am

Kingdom of Intermaria wrote:
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Apparently their tourism industry died out in the 1340s, as it is stated that you can only sample their geographical and cultural landmarks in the fourteenth century even though they appear to be fully modern in the 2000’s.

Hi, I use 2 nations, 1 being an modern nation (the Aituia) and 1 being an medival one (Kingdom of Intermaria). /skipme


Then I shall add the following fact:

Their PT variant had chain restaurants in the 14th century. That's actually pretty terrifying, as it implies they have a civilian logistical infrastructure capable of supporting such an enterprise even at that point.
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Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
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Hiyoko
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Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hiyoko » Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:01 pm

Any state, no matter their tech level. That's going after them is almost immediately dead from the start. Both Tribal Military Forces & Sojun's Caleshan fight as if there is no tomorrow and that's because they do treat like a life or situation for their nation's existence.
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New San Andreas Republic
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Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:08 pm

2Lt. Patricija, someone of authority within the nation, is of the belief that nukes do not constitute a 'magic bullet', and that the other side will most likely retaliate for their use with their own WMDs. Apparently, this is an idea only espoused by 'ninnies' so they don't urinate in their beds. They also have jets with technology either taken from, sold to or given from the Reich of the New World Order.
"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're currently fighting a just and not at all drawn-out war in the Senora Wasteland against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program

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