NATION

PASSWORD

What have you learnt after reading the AN’s factbooks? III

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Wip3d Out
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 45
Founded: Apr 06, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wip3d Out » Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:47 pm

The AN's map suggests that it is located in Nevada's Clark County (AKA, that place where Vegas is), and is otherwise completely surrounded by an ocean of fruit water.

(If this is supposed to be referencing something, sorry to tell you, I simply don't get it)
Last edited by Wip3d Out on Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Back in 2040... The then fledgling Radiant Systems promotes an ambitious new motorsport to the world in an effort to revive a bankrupt European Federation.

Two centuries later, anti-gravity racing is the galaxy's dominant extreme sport, and we reap the benefits of governance through entertainment.


We are Sarridge.gov, and we are FutureProof!

(This glimpse into the future is a registered trademark of Pulsroth)

User avatar
Grahamina
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Grahamina » Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:48 pm

That our world will always be ruled by the aerospace industry. We are a part of our technology, and our comfort serves its resplendency.

User avatar
Incel Argentina
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Apr 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Incel Argentina » Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:51 pm

Apparently in their lore the patagonian aboriginal peoples dared to go even further and reached Antartica.
IC:
Argentina was long oppresed by feminism, that was until the incel movement decided to act... (just read my factbooks ffs, I'm too lazy to resume stuff)

OOC:
XVI year old male, antifeminist, MRA and incel. Agnostic-Atheist, but respectful of religious people.
IDRLabs Feminism Test ~ LeftValues ~ CenterValues ~ RightValues ~ IDRLabs Alt-Right Test

User avatar
East Plate
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 105
Founded: Oct 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby East Plate » Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:21 pm

Apparently, they established a scoring system from 1 to 10 based on "Sexual Market Value" (which I assume is an indication of how attractive someone is?) and actually banned women from dating any men with a higher SMV. They also have ministries with really complicated acronyms as names (with "Ministerio Nacional Contra la Hypergamia y el Cornudismo" being my favorite), banned lesbianism, and for some reason, they also banned women from using public toilets.

The Argentine Dating Regulation Agency also regulates any romantic/sexual relationship between men and women, but ignores relations between men as that would be "too authoritarian." This agency also seems to sell women to men.

Such a lovely nation...
♚ The Crown Colony of East Plate ♚
A British colony at the east of the Río de la Plata, struggling against the Gauchos of the north and the hegemony of the port of Buenos Aires
God Save Queen Victoria! - ¡Dios Salve a la Reina Victoria!
Set in the 1870s

A Voyage to East Plate | History | Eastplatine Culture | Armed Constabulary | The Parliament | Railways | Ministry of Timeless Affairs
Though it is a wonder to marvel at those who came before, remember history one day will look back on you.

User avatar
Gepanzerberg
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 109
Founded: Jun 15, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Gepanzerberg » Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:05 pm

That homosexuality in East Plate is considered a "social crime" (it is supposed to be set during the 1870s), but not technically a crime in legal circles, which I thought was interesting and that it was mentioned at all, showing the depth of the nation's factbooks. Really awesome worldbuilding.
Note that this nation does not represent my IRL political beliefs. Most of what I'm doing is just a worldbuilding exercise/way to have fun.
All NS stats and policies are applied. Exceptions to that rule include:
  • Adultery is not a criminal offense in Gepanzerberg

User avatar
Classroom 3-B
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 15, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Classroom 3-B » Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:09 pm

I learned that patriotic Gepanzerbergers apparently believe that foreigners have inferior dental hygiene, if I'm correctly understanding the reference to "'other countries', that have yet to see the light of a dentist's office". Clean teeth must have a lot of cultural importance in Gepanzerberg for them to consider not going to a dentist to be a kind of epithet.
Premise: When the school fight song becomes a fight song. | Also Premise: An anarcho-communist, objectivist, & centrist-liberal-progressive walk into a school. It's not going well. | NS stats are amusing but aren't canon. | When a throwaway accidentally has amusing lore. | Characters are fiction & represent only themselves | Factbook
The fact that they managed to bring the world revolution into the classroom, man Freddy is probably the Lenin of the school.
Sengoku Americas wrote:
Francine
The poor child needs an exorcism.
[Jojo] Washburn's faction. Idealistic, but doesn't really have any stance other than "we should all get along

User avatar
Gepanzerberg
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 109
Founded: Jun 15, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Gepanzerberg » Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:18 pm

Politicians get their own theme songs in Classroom 3-B. Metal.
Note that this nation does not represent my IRL political beliefs. Most of what I'm doing is just a worldbuilding exercise/way to have fun.
All NS stats and policies are applied. Exceptions to that rule include:
  • Adultery is not a criminal offense in Gepanzerberg

User avatar
Makko Oko
Diplomat
 
Posts: 641
Founded: Jan 20, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Makko Oko » Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:57 pm

Gepanzerberg sees all other nations as inferior if they don't submit to their leader, using the light red on the nation's flag to symbolize as such. Additionally, the black line on the nation's flag symbolizes "enlightenment that you can only get from the nation".

User avatar
Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon Aug 15, 2022 10:23 pm

The Embassy 3 wrote:AN seems to be identical to the real life US except for the fact that they have an Emperor as head of state and they have 11 provinces instead of 50 states

(You could have at least read the factbook a bit more lmao)

AN: As far as I'm aware, Makko Oko does not have any Orders to be awarded as most countries do, and instead it only awards three medals. The Medal Of Emperor's Recognition, the most recent of these medals, was only established in July 2022, and thus it has yet to be awarded to anyone.
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forebears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

User avatar
The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Tue Aug 16, 2022 4:59 am

The ancestors to modern Amerindians became the first humans to settle North America, coming there via the Bering Land Bridge 12,000 years ago.
Last edited by The Finntopian Empire on Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

User avatar
The Astellian Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Astellian Kingdom » Tue Aug 16, 2022 11:03 am

They like to mash together the names of the months for some reason. Like March and April being mashed together with February. May and August get a 'j' added to them to mash them with June and July.
  • Magical doll kingdom provided by Azur Deutschland's user.
  • MMORPGs were a big inspiration for this project.
The Kingdom of Astellia
"Song and Sword - Gear and Key"

Dolls given life and land in the world of Harahel, a magical land filled with mystical races and nations.
Battle of Rose

User avatar
Waisnor
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 466
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Waisnor » Wed Aug 17, 2022 1:26 am

One of the biggest factors of technological and military advancement of Astellia is the work of Sieglinde Ironworks, which provides Astellia with many technological breakthroughs, including magitek research.
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37
90 = 8th/35
91 = 9th/30
92 = 8th/29
93 = 4th/25
94 = 14th/28
95 = 15th/27
96 = 8th/34
97 = 6th/25
98 = 23rd/31
99 = 6th/38
100 = 12th/51
101 = 24th/32
102 = 10th/30
103 = 2nd/26
104 = 11th/26
105 = 6th/31
106 = 5th/25

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor/Malta Comino Gozo/Carrelie/Alezian Union

User avatar
Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Wed Aug 17, 2022 10:30 pm

There is a yearly tradition to play a massive, city-wide game of King of the Hill. The first one happened in Smorgon, involved 300 people, and took 4 hours. The largest one happened in Grodno, the national capital, in 2016 and involved 800 people.
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forebears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

User avatar
The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Wed Aug 17, 2022 11:30 pm

They're one of the more intresting alt histories for the US, split up much differently.
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

User avatar
Lunisolar
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Aug 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Lunisolar » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:14 am

After reading AN's factbooks, I finally understand the term "wall-of-text"
__________________________________________________________________________
This nation represents my views|I don't support the World Assembly and Security Council

User avatar
Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:18 am

There's a law that criminalizes breastfeeding in public. Of the 400 elected advisors, 300 voted in favor. Of the 10 nobles, none of them opposed.
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forebears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

User avatar
Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 113
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:42 am

The Finntopian Empire wrote:
They have communism but are also a monarchy and grant noble titles. Oh, and I also learned how to build a time machine.

Continental Free States wrote:
The United States of America American Empire (U.S.A. or USA Americanish Riche), commonly known as the United States (U.S. or US) or America, is a transcontinental country primarily located in North America. It consists of 50 states 11 provinces, a federal district, five major unincorporated territories, and nine some minor outlying islands. It is the third-largest country by both land and total area. The United States American Empire shares land borders with Canada Vesperia to the north and with Mexico New Spain to the south as well as maritime borders with the Bahamas British Sayle Islands, Cuba, and Russia, among others. It has a population of over 3310 million, and is the third most populous country in the world.

Jesus, a lot has changed about the country since I last read the factbooks. And I'm just scratching the surface, I'm sure there's plenty more differences I haven't seen and plenty still to come. Glad to see that retcon is going well.
⠀THE COMMONWEALTH OF INSULAMIA⠀"LIBERTY, UNITY, PEACE"⠀
wtf where'd he go???
i have left my mark on history by being mentioned in buhers' final sig before deat

User avatar
The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Thu Aug 18, 2022 6:03 am

Lunisolar wrote:After reading AN's factbooks, I finally understand the term "wall-of-text"

Space users: :geek:
Wall of texters: 8)
/Skipme
Last edited by The Finntopian Empire on Thu Aug 18, 2022 6:03 am, edited 1 time in total.
My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/c/FCULTIMATE. Member of TRC2 and TPA.

User avatar
Emneshire
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jul 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Emneshire » Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:53 pm

Vehicle license plates from the province of Aubert are blue with yellow text and lining and feature a fleur-de-lis left of the heading text. They also include a footing text stating that Aubert is "the first province" (la première province); this doesn't refer to any hierarchy among Insulamia's founding provinces, but rather to Aubert's status as the first European colony on the island.
retconning everything lol

User avatar
Scytharum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 179
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Thu Aug 18, 2022 2:47 pm

Emneshire is a self-governing Crown Dependency of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, sat about 1 km on average(over a relatively small channel) from the British mainland. Its economy is currently dominated by agriculture, oil and gas, tourism, and finance services. It is composed of the main island of Emnia as well as some surrounding islands. It was never colonized by the Romans, unlike Britannia.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, philanthropic charity from the wealthy to the poor, and many economic opportunities to go alongside its rich cheese and richer culture! Get yourself some Scythian cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!
| Russian military drills in Sea of Okhotsk raise concerns from Manchuria | Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to Haiti, Mississippi after recent Hurricane Carl

User avatar
Pan-Pacific Unity
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Jul 04, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Pan-Pacific Unity » Thu Aug 18, 2022 3:00 pm

Scytharum declared independence from Britain shortly after the United States, triggering a much larger "War of the Americas". British forces were subsequently stretched much more thinly, and the Americans were able to advance north into what is now Canada but were eventually forced to pull back after a decisive British victory at Halifax. As a result, America and Scytharum both secured their independence from the British, who then shifted focus to India and Africa, the latter of which would eventually give rise to the Draka.
⚙ ☭ Pan-Pacific Unity ☭ ⚙
Biocommunism, Transhumanism, Technogaianism

User avatar
Hiyoko
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hiyoko » Thu Aug 18, 2022 4:53 pm

The People's Republic of China has lost its mandate on heaven and from its ashes arises the Greater Chinese Union, which aims at establishing a authentic form of Chinese government. Rather than relying on ideas of governance from the blasted west.
⸸ 歿 ⸸ The All-Valkyries' Government of Hiyoko ⸸ 歿 ⸸
The aristocratic realm in the clouds, continuing the great acceleration. One dead Imperialist at a time!
'ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏᴛᴛɪᴇʀɪ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴜᴍꜱ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ, ᴡᴀʀʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪᴄʜᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ'


User avatar
The Caleshan Valkyrie
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1449
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:27 pm

Though their government is an absolute monarchy in paper, the monarchy is actually little more than a figurehead while a council of psychic warrior-generals known as the 'Valkyrie Council' handles all day-to-day leadership functions.

Also... heh. Militaristic Valkyries... seems like somebody I know.
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
I SUPPORT KRAVEN

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

User avatar
Incel Argentina
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Apr 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Incel Argentina » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:27 pm

Apparently they are a de facto constitutional monarchy led by a secretive council protected by wizard-like warriors and their economy is greatly based on oil.

They managed to be isolationist despite their large size, later deciding to go full mongol and start invading people. They worship the Sun and have a proper democracy where the people can kick out a leader easily if they screw up too much.
Last edited by Incel Argentina on Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
IC:
Argentina was long oppresed by feminism, that was until the incel movement decided to act... (just read my factbooks ffs, I'm too lazy to resume stuff)

OOC:
XVI year old male, antifeminist, MRA and incel. Agnostic-Atheist, but respectful of religious people.
IDRLabs Feminism Test ~ LeftValues ~ CenterValues ~ RightValues ~ IDRLabs Alt-Right Test

User avatar
The Caleshan Valkyrie
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1449
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:44 pm

Incel Argentina wrote:Apparently they are a de facto constitutional monarchy led by a secretive council protected by wizard-like warriors and their economy is greatly based on oil.

They managed to be isolationist despite their large size, later deciding to go full mongol and start invading people. They worship the Sun and have a proper democracy where the people can kick out a leader easily if they screw up too much.


With some emphasis on the 'kick out'. :D

/skip
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
I SUPPORT KRAVEN

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Cerespasia, Cinnavis, Experina, Free Stalliongrad, Ivelboria, Najairadarethu, New Stonen, Nobilis Ashevilla, Wizlandia

Advertisement

Remove ads