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The Eshurium Empire
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Founded: Oct 04, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Eshurium Empire » Thu Feb 02, 2023 4:52 pm

samurais and assault rifles are a scary mix
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Frisemark
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Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frisemark » Thu Feb 02, 2023 4:53 pm

Well, the J-20 definitely poses a significant threat. It's no F-22, but it's still a competent semi-stealthy fighter that probably has better BVR capabilities than the Flyvevåbnet's primary fighters. Air war's important in a peer-to-peer scenario, man.


Appears I was ninja'd.

Well, they have a supposedly Mach 6 stealth bomber. That's definitely a threat, even with a defensive grid as dense as ours. How they have an aircraft that hot being capable of reducing it's RCS enough to be considered "stealth", I have no clue.
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-Cao Wei
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Founded: Nov 26, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby -Cao Wei » Thu Feb 02, 2023 5:00 pm

The Eshurium Empire wrote:samurais and assault rifles are a scary mix

I am not Japan :mad:
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Alitrus
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Alitrus » Thu Feb 02, 2023 5:33 pm

The Forsvarsstyrker maintains an experienced and well-trained NCO corps to further operations on a tactical level and allow further flexibility.


Woah, experienced troops, no nation should underestimate you.
Alitrus, a Sino-French-Japanese-Korean-Russian nation, with a very large military
Breaking news: Keitanian Revolutionaries have been spotted across the country, Alitrus declares martial law on planets Terra Minimus(Mars), Malen, and Terra Maximus(Earth) | Alitrus has recovered Craminum reserves by finding a mining world near a nebula, both the world and nebula produce Craminum | Alitrus celebrates the birth of Jina Imaito, the new heir to the throne | The 66th fleet has successfully tested orbital bombardment capabilities, according to Admiral Hanaio: "We have turned the test planet into a lava world."

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
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Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:05 pm

Eragon Island wrote:
The Academy of Terra wrote:
Uh yeah this how would you even beat them?

The displacer gun. It would destroy said cells.

/skipme

The Academy of Terra wrote:
Istastioner wrote:"Project Black"


Project Black if it was pest control be like:
/skip

Istastioner wrote:
The Academy of Terra wrote:
Uh yeah this how would you even beat them?

"Project Black"

First off, the displacer gun would not work because you know high godly regeneration
second off, high-godly regeneration means if they can survive their entire history being erased and still regenerated back so project black would not work.

/skipme
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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
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Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:08 pm

Alitrus wrote:
The Forsvarsstyrker maintains an experienced and well-trained NCO corps to further operations on a tactical level and allow further flexibility.


Woah, experienced troops, no nation should underestimate you.

Alitrus has made 5 defense railguns due to paranoia, they are covered in military legions, hundreds upon thousands of soldiers guard them.
Alitrus has a literal airship, it's something relatable to the Wolfenstein Ausmerzer, but it has a different design yet uses similar systems, yes, the leader played wolfenstein.


Now that is scary
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The Holy Dragon Imperium
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Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:20 pm

The fact they have the chance of regenerating even if you erase every trace of their existence and every trace of them ever existing.
Just your friendly space social theocracy of kobolds worshiping giant space dragons.

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Kaparthia
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Postby Kaparthia » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:09 pm

Not the plasma guns, nor the giant hovercraft, nor the psionics, but rather the mobilized kobolds -_-
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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:17 pm

Uh... No, it did not.

That aside, the fact that they have a trio of paramilitary organizations to reliably call upon for their every beck and call (due to the presumed small size of the actual army) is a bit terrifying given they are effectively unrestrained... Not that the bullets fired at them would care, really, but it's still horrific to imagine the impact they would have even as hostilities settle down, still carrying out their mission until they are either killed for good or exfil from the region on their own behalf.
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Lingdao Monastery
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Founded: Jul 08, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lingdao Monastery » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:23 pm

The Felixis Restoration Front is an organization dedicated to the empowerment and preservation of the Felixis (see: Kaparthian Government). The FRF is famous for carrying out multiple massacres, the most notable of which being in the January Revolution where they killed almost 4 million liberalists over the course of multiple incidents. The FRF is practically an army in itself, commanding fierce loyalty among its members.


4 million? And you guys don't even have a a standing army of your own...

The fact that some of their political parties maintain death squads and militias, and this is just a common and well-known fact. I mean, these guys still have seats in power after preforming their rendition of the Night of Long Knives times over a dozen hundred thousand... how much corruption is there that the FRF even still exists after something like that?

NINJA'D

Of course, death games are quite popular with the people of Gonswanza. Take 20-100 prisoners, shove them through a series of death traps and horribly rigged games, collect the parts and record it all live. Endless entertainment for the masses, who almost DEMAND more!


It's like Danganronpa meets Saw meets all of the worst Mexican drug cartel execution videos from LiveLeak. I'd honestly rather just eat a cyanide pill than be captured by Gonswanzan forces. That is, if they even would let me be captured.
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(BTW, yes, the IC year is 2022.)
Unknown to many, this 50km large island in the South China is a semi-isolationist, spiritually-empowered, pacifist and a strictly neutral group of warrior monks with a distinct religion combining Taoist and Buddhist beliefs who value themselves on self-control, discipline, and strength, plus a code of honor that forces them to engage in pure unarmed combat and a unifying goal of seeking community, inner peace and enlightenment.

"TL;DR imagine if the Shaw Brothers directed Avatar: the Last Airbender"

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Frisemark
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Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frisemark » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:25 pm

Well, Lingdao monks being able to perceive movement at 10.5 milliseconds is pretty damn scary. Trying to fight one would get you a good feeling of what the average mook from the Matrix was feeling.
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The Holy Dragon Imperium
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:32 pm

They appear to focus on their logistics which is great. An army is nothing with out logistics.
Just your friendly space social theocracy of kobolds worshiping giant space dragons.

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New Zoigai
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Founded: Feb 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Zoigai » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:34 pm

The templars are pretty scary
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Sabutaka
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Founded: Jul 30, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sabutaka » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:50 pm

4 main things
A. their weapons use more power than everything in Sabutaka combined
B. Most things are bigger than some of our Naval Vessels
C. The giant ass space ships that could probably destroy a planet if they tried hard enough
D. The sheer amount of vehicles

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The Holy Dragon Imperium
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:54 pm

They have just developed WMD missiles. We're always concerned about primitive nations forgetting about MAD and destroying themselves. Many primitives are idiots. We'll be keeping an eye on you incase we need to revoke your independence privileges for your own good.
Just your friendly space social theocracy of kobolds worshiping giant space dragons.

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The Lusitanian Federation
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Founded: Jan 15, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Lusitanian Federation » Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:46 am

Psi-Corps

Imagine facing an individual that can blow your head up by just thinking about it.
MT Dieselpunk nation with fantasy elements set in the 20th century (somewhere between 3 and 4 in the Mohs Scale of Science Fiction Hardness.)
Retconned: Downgraded from FT to MT. Now fighting against not one, but two ridiculously powerful nations fighting for supremacy over the whole world.
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Class: 1.28 Civilization according to this index: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617

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The Destructors
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Founded: Nov 01, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The Destructors » Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:06 am

The empathetic terror of imagining what it must be like to crew a smaller gun on one of those battleships that is positioned under the firing arc of one of their main guns. Goodbye ears.
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Not sure if I can RP with this, really...
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Indecent Anime Empire
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Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:12 am

In combat scenarios, The Death Spectres have an instinctive grasp of the concept of Mosaic Warfare, which is a form of combat in which a force comes with sufficient variety of weaponry that most any opponent can be easily adapted to and countered with little to no delay. So ingrained in what amounts to their consciousness is this concept that they are capable of functionally 'evolving' on the battlefield.


The beast itself is deadly but if it thinks about how it kills its deadlier. Very similar to our weaponry tech though limited to its evolutionary ranges.
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Gonswanza
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Postby Gonswanza » Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:20 am

They use mechs... To replace dedicated fighters. I mean, I'm more so afraid for the maintenance crews and pilots than being afraid of the machine itself, it's just begging to be shot down (or shot to bits) by everyone and anyone with a radar-guided missile.

Obvious weaknesses aside, though, the tech is impressive. Even if it's also impractical.
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[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Alitrus
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Postby Alitrus » Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:30 am

Paired to its rather quiet running thanks to a unique modular reactor design, this silent hunter can passively hunt deeper under the sea with little risk to its own operations.


This is rather something to fear due to it being able to go deeper and having little-no risks
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Alitrus, a Sino-French-Japanese-Korean-Russian nation, with a very large military
Breaking news: Keitanian Revolutionaries have been spotted across the country, Alitrus declares martial law on planets Terra Minimus(Mars), Malen, and Terra Maximus(Earth) | Alitrus has recovered Craminum reserves by finding a mining world near a nebula, both the world and nebula produce Craminum | Alitrus celebrates the birth of Jina Imaito, the new heir to the throne | The 66th fleet has successfully tested orbital bombardment capabilities, according to Admiral Hanaio: "We have turned the test planet into a lava world."

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Procrast
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Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:35 am

Come on and SLAM, and welcome to the jam
Come on and SLAM, if you wanna jam
I gotta say, the SLAM jam must be very scary
'Cause going supersonic on the low alt must be very deadly
Not to mention the missile itself
Imagine on the wrong end of it's wrath
Oh, it'll make folks piss themselves
When they see the SLAM jam

(Tried to make my response more interesting 'cause I feel like the SLAM is mentioned a lot)
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Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
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Gonswanza
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Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:39 am

Procrast wrote:Come on and SLAM, and welcome to the jam
Come on and SLAM, if you wanna jam
I gotta say, the SLAM jam must be very scary
'Cause going supersonic on the low alt must be very deadly
Not to mention the missile itself
Imagine on the wrong end of it's wrath
Oh, it'll make folks piss themselves
When they see the SLAM jam

(Tried to make my response more interesting 'cause I feel like the SLAM is mentioned a lot)

Almost too often, really, but based rhymes my guy.
/skipme
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Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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The Lusitanian Federation
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Founded: Jan 15, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Lusitanian Federation » Fri Feb 03, 2023 7:36 am

Procrast wrote:Come on and SLAM, and welcome to the jam
Come on and SLAM, if you wanna jam
I gotta say, the SLAM jam must be very scary
'Cause going supersonic on the low alt must be very deadly
Not to mention the missile itself
Imagine on the wrong end of it's wrath
Oh, it'll make folks piss themselves
When they see the SLAM jam

(Tried to make my response more interesting 'cause I feel like the SLAM is mentioned a lot)


WMD Gasser.

The last thing in our mind is having to fight zombie mutants!
MT Dieselpunk nation with fantasy elements set in the 20th century (somewhere between 3 and 4 in the Mohs Scale of Science Fiction Hardness.)
Retconned: Downgraded from FT to MT. Now fighting against not one, but two ridiculously powerful nations fighting for supremacy over the whole world.
This nation DOESN'T follow NS stats.

Class: 1.28 Civilization according to this index: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617

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Regnum Alea Spaceflee
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Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Regnum Alea Spaceflee » Fri Feb 03, 2023 7:42 am

Do you use mechs on civs?
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NS Stats are used.*_________________________________-*Most
Currently, I am on a writing rampage, trying to set up my history and my leader factbook at the same time.

This Sig will be updated!
My old sig, for those nostalgia lovers!

I am also your local UN simp
I am also searching for an artist to make me as a Polandball.

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Alitrus
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Posts: 129
Founded: Oct 25, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Alitrus » Fri Feb 03, 2023 7:46 am

Increased IQ, Increased Hight, Increased Muscle Mass

Increased Regenerative Abilities

All cells now serve in a hive-mind like structure with every single cell being sentient

Body has been cut from the waist up, they discard their lower half and attach themselves to the backs of Shadow horses


What is this? Greek Mythology?
Alitrus, a Sino-French-Japanese-Korean-Russian nation, with a very large military
Breaking news: Keitanian Revolutionaries have been spotted across the country, Alitrus declares martial law on planets Terra Minimus(Mars), Malen, and Terra Maximus(Earth) | Alitrus has recovered Craminum reserves by finding a mining world near a nebula, both the world and nebula produce Craminum | Alitrus celebrates the birth of Jina Imaito, the new heir to the throne | The 66th fleet has successfully tested orbital bombardment capabilities, according to Admiral Hanaio: "We have turned the test planet into a lava world."

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