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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:31 pm

Buy a new computer.

I haired an idiot to build a train staton now I have an ugly bird looking think that's 50 thousand over budget.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:38 pm

Christian Confederation wrote:Buy a new computer.

I haired an idiot to build a train staton now I have an ugly bird looking think that's 50 thousand over budget.

That’s your problem and not mine.


Help the above post has nothing in context to this topic!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
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NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
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Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Serkin
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Serkin » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:42 pm

Says something even more out of context to assert dominance

Help! The SCP Foundation is going after me after I sang 'Target Practice' from VS Matt!!!!
The Reformist Military Republic of Serkin.

Led by Commander Manuel Carvajal, Serkin is a nation with an anti-neko policy, after the victory of the Reformist Faction in the Serkinian Civil war, against the Monarchists and Communists.

This is all I can tell you for now.
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Imperial Rifta
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:44 pm

I can’t help you with that dude. You can come here and turn yourself in.

My chickens are chasing me!
Low quality posts from 2020-2023
Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:45 pm

Fry them

*Incoherent Screaming*
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Guatemalan Corsica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Guatemalan Corsica » Wed Apr 21, 2021 7:52 pm

Hello?

help i'm radioacted
I cannot eat a hamburger in 60 seconds, or speedrun World 8 in 60 minutes.
No, I'm not in India.

My Favorite Games: Always Super Mario
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:03 pm

Unradioacted yourself


Help I’m being chased by a tall and lanky big thing.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Serkin
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Serkin » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:03 am

Is it white and screaming? If so, you're dead, m'boy.


*muffled zombie noises*
The Reformist Military Republic of Serkin.

Led by Commander Manuel Carvajal, Serkin is a nation with an anti-neko policy, after the victory of the Reformist Faction in the Serkinian Civil war, against the Monarchists and Communists.

This is all I can tell you for now.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:37 am

Sir go to a psychologist, zombies don't exists

Help I think I've been possessed by some sort of spirit, it's brought all sorts of things to me
*shoots a gun at my face*
It can catch the bullet too!
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Kyldellian Halon
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jul 06, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kyldellian Halon » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:42 am

I'm sorry sir but this is not a ghostbusters hotline.

Help! Somebody put gum on my hair!
You can not stop us all, for we are many.
Kyldellian Laws|Kyldellian Political Parties
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:46 am

Sir, at least I had a reason to call 911, it's not luck, just pluck it out your hair

Help, my Jojo reference went over somebody's head again
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:50 am

Shave it off. The temporary shame of being bald is preferable to the eternal pain of having gum in your hair.

You should use tone indicators. It makes it easier for people to understand JoJo references when you end a sentence with /JoJo.


Help! A plucky band of heroes has determined that I am a pawn of the Dark Lord, and they're trying to fight me.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:55 am

Sue them for defamation

Help, I got denounced by the Quebec parliament
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Serkin
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Serkin » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:58 am

Scream in french



Help! I caused another French Revolution!
The Reformist Military Republic of Serkin.

Led by Commander Manuel Carvajal, Serkin is a nation with an anti-neko policy, after the victory of the Reformist Faction in the Serkinian Civil war, against the Monarchists and Communists.

This is all I can tell you for now.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:59 am

Off with your head!


Help my microwave is shaking.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:00 am

Now repeat after me: put a fork in it

Help I've a Dream Stan for a friend
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Celestial Wave
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 136
Founded: May 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Celestial Wave » Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:37 am

Say something about Dream and RUN


911 help I shoved my baby sister into my mom's favorite vase and can't get her out!
I (kinda) use NS stats!
pro: democracy, Liberalism, scientific advancement, LGBT rights
Anti: Totalitarianism, extreme conservatism, religion in politics, racists

I'm a 8th grade loser, don't take me seriously plz
I'm an atheist, but I believe in religious tolerance.
⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
Celestial Wave doesn't represent my views
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Guatemalan Corsica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Guatemalan Corsica » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:13 am

Break the vase by throwing it from your second floor, then take her to paramedics IMMIDEATELY.

my vase is broken and water is all over the floor what do i do
I cannot eat a hamburger in 60 seconds, or speedrun World 8 in 60 minutes.
No, I'm not in India.

My Favorite Games: Always Super Mario
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:32 am

Clean it up

Help I told an edgy joke
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A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 420
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:34 am

Learn to grow...

I posted something on the internet and now I can't take it down because people keep making reuploads and copies of it on 4chan!
Located on the planet Aramnah as a technological powerhouse in a diverse multispecies sci-fantasy universe (PMT/FT/whatev), Yankeew@nk
Young American male, awkward, metalhead and history buff
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Schedule

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Arvenia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13182
Founded: Aug 21, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arvenia » Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:48 am

Answer: Go and sue 4chan with the help of the FBI.

Emergency: Help, my grandma is driving again!
Pro: Political Pluralism, Centrism, Liberalism, Liberal Democracy, Social Democracy, Sweden, USA, UN, ROC, Japan, South Korea, Monarchism, Republicanism, Sci-Fi, Animal Rights, Gender Equality, Mecha, Autism, Environmentalism, Secularism, Religion and LGBT Rights
Anti: Racism, Sexism, Nazism, Fascism, EU, Socialism, Adolf Hitler, Neo-Nazism, KKK, Joseph Stalin, PRC, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Saudi-Arabia, Communism, Ultraconservatism, Ultranationalism, Xenophobia, Homophobia, Transphobia, WBC, Satanism, Mormonism, Anarchy, ISIS, al-Qaeda, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, 969 Movement, Political Correctness, Anti-Autistic Sentiment, Far-Right, Far-Left, Cultural Relativism, Anti-Vaxxers, Scalpers and COVID-19
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:07 am

Unplug her oxygen.

My bike hit a landmine during the tour de Yugoslavia
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Imperial Rifta
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:16 pm

How are you not dead?

Help! I just realized that today is my dad’s birthday and I didn’t get a present for him
Low quality posts from 2020-2023
Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:24 pm

Here give this bomb to your father.


Help someone committed die on my property!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:56 pm

Call in a strike from orbiting starships
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Help i dont want to be the 1000th post, I want someone else to do it!
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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