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The Snowylands
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Snowylands » Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:25 pm

Drift with them, (wo)maaaaaaaan (or other).
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Help I can't stop seeing Among Us everywhere helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:29 am

This is amogus



Halp me I am h o m b g r y
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue Apr 13, 2021 4:46 am

Here have this strip of cheese


Help I have been bitten by a rat.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Qhevak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Qhevak » Tue Apr 13, 2021 5:05 am

Here, have some cats to eat the rats. Warning, they may bite!

Help, I'm trying to be quiet, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!
The Oortian Community of Qhevak
Distributed association of posthuman Oort cloud space habitats in deep Scutum Centaurus - basically all of these ideologies living together. A Power 5 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats. Wiki here.
Aerospace Engineering grad student, currently doing work on smallsat and sounding rocket projects.
Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
N&I RP in a shellnut
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:00 am

Yeah..... that sounds like a you issue have a nice day. *click*



Help! I am Shadow Android the ultimate battle life form created by Eggman, You may have created me doctor but I will now lead this empire and androids will rule. This is who I am!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
My Political Beliefs: The Jamesianist Manifesto
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:05 am

okie dokie

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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Deblar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5212
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:17 am

Jokes on you, I actually like the song.

We’ve known each other... for so loooong
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Hey, Uh, the “moon” in the sky looks like the Death Star
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:26 am

Deblar wrote:Jokes on you, I actually like the song.

We’ve known each other... for so loooong
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Hey, Uh, the “moon” in the sky looks like the Death Star


Ottoman Empire Anthem Intensifies (The Empire’s theme is supposedly similar. Go to Alternate History Hub and YouTube he made a video on national anthems

Help! My girlfriend turned into the moon!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
My Political Beliefs: The Jamesianist Manifesto
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Kyldellian Halon
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jul 06, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kyldellian Halon » Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:32 am

Sir, You must be drunk. Maybe you should stop drinking for a while?

Help! Somebody kill an ant!
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You can not stop us all, for we are many.
Kyldellian Laws|Kyldellian Political Parties
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:50 am

Bro you're Antman!

My Car exploded
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Nova Catania
Diplomat
 
Posts: 950
Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Nova Catania » Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:57 am

Get a spray bottle and start putting it out





Help! My hand is stuck in a vase!
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Western Fardelshufflestein
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:13 am

Christian Confederation wrote:Instead of doing what they want write that they die immediately.

Idk what happened but for some reason I'm tied up in Scarlett Johansson's Attic with Chris Evens and Tom Holland.

NO I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH FOR THAT--
/Skip
Nova Catania wrote:Get a spray bottle and start putting it out





Help! My hand is stuck in a vase!

Slather it in butter. Problem solved.

OK, so my entire country just ran out of butter--you can help me out, America...right?
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:35 am

No! Quit asking!



Help! There is a friendly mushroom!
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Greater Kopmakia
Attaché
 
Posts: 96
Founded: Mar 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Kopmakia » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:37 am

If it is sentient, eat it and absorb its knowledge.

Help! I can't do 29+67!
I want your smamwich.


Greater Kopmakia: The land of top-class infrastructure, sprawling national parks, and loud, drunken tourists.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:38 am

Go buy a calculator

China is oppressing Hong Kong!
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Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Greater Kopmakia
Attaché
 
Posts: 96
Founded: Mar 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Kopmakia » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:40 am

Slather Hong Kong in oil so it can slip out of China's grubby little hands.


Oh no, my sister just ate the entire supply of Gangsterville brand Fruit Snacks!
I want your smamwich.


Greater Kopmakia: The land of top-class infrastructure, sprawling national parks, and loud, drunken tourists.
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:22 am

Oh well.


Help! The hounds have been released.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:43 am

Who let the dogs out?

Guys...there is a drunken sailor in my longboat. I can't take him out until he's sober.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:56 pm

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

Taylor Swift just smiled at me during an interview!
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:24 pm

Get a screenshot of her with you.


Help I’ve been called a simp.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Flashboom
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Nov 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Flashboom » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:29 pm

they are not wrong

Help someone is killig me
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Lumio Magika
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 122
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Lumio Magika » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:31 pm

Ask yourself why they are killing you, and begin a deeply philosophical conversation with them. By the end of it, they'll be too brain-fried to keep killing you.

Help! My eyes are bleeding!
The Literary Minds's resident therapist-to-be. In my opinion, there's no greater feeling than the happiness you get when you help someone in need. I live my life for the sake of my friends and the people around the world that need my help.
Lumio out-of-context:
Lumio Magika wrote:Burn them with holy fire until nothing but ashes remain!
I don't use NS stats! Adunatum sub Lumina!
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:32 pm

Have an ice pack



Halp, my baby is pregeant
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:34 pm

How in the world did your baby got pregnant in the first place? Did you let the baby be married? If so then I have no hope for you.


Help I’ve been seeing the sun move and changing color.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Lumio Magika
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 122
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Lumio Magika » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:34 pm

Nooooooooooooooo wrote:Have an ice pack



Halp, my baby is pregeant



After I saw your reply, I thought of one that I think is hilarious.

"They're leaking. Throw them out and get a better pair."

/skipme
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The Literary Minds's resident therapist-to-be. In my opinion, there's no greater feeling than the happiness you get when you help someone in need. I live my life for the sake of my friends and the people around the world that need my help.
Lumio out-of-context:
Lumio Magika wrote:Burn them with holy fire until nothing but ashes remain!
I don't use NS stats! Adunatum sub Lumina!
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