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Werstonal
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jan 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Werstonal » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:23 am

You're lonely, that's why!

HELP! I don't know how to set my alarm!
The Provincial Union of Werstonal

UNION HERALD -  EMERGENCY  An earthquake of 6.2 Richter is detected 3.5 km away from Mount Hajamaku, which is currently active for the past few months. Residents within 4 km radius are instructed to immediately evacuate from the area!
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:25 am

Buy another one


Help I payed for a apple
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A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
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Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:32 am

Put "a apple" back immediately!

Help, why are you so savage, yet nice, 911?
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The Federal Technocracy of
Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Homepage | Overview | ASEA


AFC News : |International| The Japano-Taiwanese Confederation's president and the Alaskan chancellor will meet in Saipan to discuss the disputed territory of the Iwo Islands | Britannican-Alaskan dispute over the Indian Ocean Territory purchase |National| New Law preventing political monopolies in the provinces | Remembrance of the Untriti massacre a year ago | Man in banana costume tried to rob bank in Aleneva
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:51 am

Every dispatcher goes through years of snark training in order to be able to both take and dish out sarcastic comments.


Help! I'm being held hostage by a baby. I know it sounds stupid, but the baby is sleeping with a kitten right in front of the only exit, and it's too precious for me to be able to disturb them.
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:12 am

*cackles*


Help! The most annoying couple in my group of friends has gotten together again on a whim. I can’t help but feel as though it will end badly when the man does something stupid!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
My Political Beliefs: The Jamesianist Manifesto
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Prusmia
Attaché
 
Posts: 78
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Prusmia » Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:19 am

The Jamesian Republic wrote:*cackles*


Help! The most annoying couple in my group of friends has gotten together again on a whim. I can’t help but feel as though it will end badly when the man does something stupid!

Here take this hands thermonuclear bomb you know what to do.

Help, I've become a country ball.
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Subject to change without official notice, or even unofficial notice; we're winging it.This product is meant for educational purposes only as students are trapped in classes and can't escape. Any resemblance to real, artificial or simulated persons, living or dead, will be news to us. Avoid contact with skin: levitate. Be sure each item is properly endorsed by a major political party. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, though we'll try and convince the jury otherwise:

Keep away from fire or flames or nuclear detonations.
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Jestar Falls
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Jestar Falls » Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:21 am

Is that a problem?
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Help I accidentally caused vacuum decay!
I LIKE turtles. Like a lot.
My nation is based on turtles and turtle stuff.
I don't really use NS stats.
Also, TURTLE!
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:49 am

Your trial of [Existence - a game of wonders] has ended because you put a virus on it. Now nobody can play it anymore.

Help! The hotel parking slot is too small for my Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus!
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The Federal Technocracy of
Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Homepage | Overview | ASEA


AFC News : |International| The Japano-Taiwanese Confederation's president and the Alaskan chancellor will meet in Saipan to discuss the disputed territory of the Iwo Islands | Britannican-Alaskan dispute over the Indian Ocean Territory purchase |National| New Law preventing political monopolies in the provinces | Remembrance of the Untriti massacre a year ago | Man in banana costume tried to rob bank in Aleneva
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:09 am

Roll over the small Asian built vehicles!

The IRA just bombed my store
Founder of the moderate alliance
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IRL political views center right/ right.
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Deblar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5212
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:35 am

Just coup the British government and get rid of Boris. That’ll solve your problems
(For legal reasons, this is a joke)
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I’ve been turned into a convertible by DaBaby
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Wolflandil
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Wolflandil » Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:28 am

If you are a convertible, star in the next Transformers movie.

911? Yeah, My car is upside down.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:29 pm

Flip the car by using F.

Help many people are calling me poor because I didn’t had any robux.
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A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
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Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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The Snowylands
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Snowylands » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:31 pm

Buy robux lmao
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Help the trollge is coming
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:55 pm

Flame thrower use it.

My Girlfriend is way out of my league.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Frokolia
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:40 pm

Is she in Major or Minor league?

This jar lid won't open!
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enby + pan
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Santa Selena
Envoy
 
Posts: 243
Founded: May 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Santa Selena » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:43 pm

It's a pickle.

911! This scum of Earth WONT GIVE ME A $100 COUPON FOR BREATHING AT MY DIRECTION, THE MANAGER WONT LISTEN TO ME!!!1!11 CAN YOU SHUT THEM DOWWNNN!!
Low quality posts from 2020-2021!
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:33 pm

Santa Selena wrote:It's a pickle.

911! This scum of Earth WONT GIVE ME A $100 COUPON FOR BREATHING AT MY DIRECTION, THE MANAGER WONT LISTEN TO ME!!!1!11 CAN YOU SHUT THEM DOWWNNN!!


Okay calm down Karen.


Help! Finally I’ve got all the chaos emeralds!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
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Deblar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5212
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:40 pm

*Dr. Eggman wants to know your location*
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Someone just stole the Krabby Patty Secret Formula
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:16 pm

Ok please can someone get spongebob over here please?


Help I am under the water. Please save I’m drowning.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:25 pm

Just swim up lol.

The looter in my liquor store, I shoot them now or later?
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:59 pm

That depends. What type of liquor is the looter stealing? If it's just some cheap moonshine, then there's nothing to worry about. If they're getting into the good stuff, however, then don't hesitate.


Help! I just bought a bunch of Newfoundland terriers because I thought that was what NFT stood for.
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:35 pm

Pet them and gib f l o o f hugs



Halp me I broke apart my insides
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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28954
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:45 pm

Sir/ma'am/whatever, that is an emergency, hang up and dial 912.

Help raccoons stole my trash.
Me irl. (she/her/it)
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Jestar Falls
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Jestar Falls » Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:49 pm

Call the police! oh, wait...
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Help I'm stuck on Jupiter!
I LIKE turtles. Like a lot.
My nation is based on turtles and turtle stuff.
I don't really use NS stats.
Also, TURTLE!
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Indo States
Minister
 
Posts: 3325
Founded: Jan 05, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Indo States » Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:18 pm

Then call NASA. Neil Armstrong might Rescue you.



Help my Joy-Cons are Drifting
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